View Full Version : New movie! One o Ninage!

04-01-2005, 06:28 PM
People ask me: "Crash! How do you fly a 109 like that??" Well, now you can see!


04-01-2005, 06:30 PM
Crash is a "one o ninja!"

04-01-2005, 06:40 PM
This is the one of the funniest movies i`v seen..hands down.

Well done http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

04-01-2005, 06:49 PM
thats just wicked and made me laugh hard all the way through http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Thanks for that! well worth the download all! get it now!

04-01-2005, 07:10 PM
Oh that gets http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif .

Good Fun there Crash http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif S~

04-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Finally a movie that tells it like it really is. The P-38 is totally uber. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

04-01-2005, 08:12 PM
Oh man...well done!

Even my wife laughed...

And she laughs as often as she...well never mind.

04-01-2005, 09:48 PM
i loved the historical accuracy you used Crash

04-01-2005, 10:04 PM
Especially my historical skin. Those are the historical markings of Michael "Abbruch" Auswirkung of Jagdgechwader 27 fame! I think he has something like 150-200 confirmed kills. One hell of a 109 pilot from what I've read!

04-01-2005, 10:15 PM
Best part about this movie... it clearly illustrates what everyone here thinks when they fly... at least once you had same thoughts... probably much more then that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

04-01-2005, 10:31 PM
I love it , I love it, I love it! Wish I had tracks of every time I was flying in a winter map, spent several minutes chasing down a plane, just as I get Enemy Plane Destroyed realize that isn't cloud I'm flying into, it's a snow covered hill.

04-01-2005, 10:31 PM
Holy s*** that was funny, thanks for the laugh. My favorite part is the "what hack is he using" line and the example that goes with it.

04-02-2005, 12:02 AM
But he was hacking.

04-02-2005, 12:45 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA - AWSOME Crash http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

As a fellow dedicated BF109 Pilot - that was too close to home. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

04-02-2005, 01:24 AM

The BV.155 was great too... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


04-02-2005, 02:09 AM
it was an me-155. When BV took over the project it had been redesignated as a high alt interceptor. So we stuck with the original concept of making the carrier capable me-155a.

04-02-2005, 03:38 AM
Very nice,Crash.Especially the P38 and MK108 parts.

Nicely shows your average DF player mentality.http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Looking forward to more of those.

04-02-2005, 03:51 AM
Pretty snowflake lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Great clip Crash.

04-02-2005, 04:27 AM
That was cool. Simple and funny. Nice one Crash.

04-02-2005, 04:47 AM
Nice Movie like it .)

04-02-2005, 05:37 AM
On a 56k modem, movies are rarely worth the D/L. This one was. 5/5 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

I was grinning from start to finish. From the painfully close-to home landing intro, to the porked Mk108 and uber P38.... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm inspired to go dust off my 109K again... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

04-02-2005, 06:05 AM
Just watched it again. It was even funnier the secod time. The "no way I get oiled up with one f***ing bullet!" how true! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


04-02-2005, 07:43 AM
Hiya, Crash!

I think that this movie rates right up there with "The Messenger" . . . you know, the little guy on the motorcycle that seemed invulnerable to attack? Yeah, we all remember that one. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Then there was the one with the plane sliding down the hill, and the crew jumps out and seems to be running away from the big sliding plane?

Yep, this is an IL2 comedy classic. Very funny, Mate. Thanks for the laughter, its really the best medicine, you know. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Tsisqua http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

04-02-2005, 08:28 AM
THANKS!! I needed that.

Laughed all the way through.

I fly 109's (mostly offline) and I can relate.

I'm STILL trying to find that 'magic' 108 that blows EVERYTHING Allied out of the sky with but one burst. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

04-02-2005, 08:32 AM
thanks crash

I am forever ripping a wing off as I try to get closer for the shot- this really hits the spot

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04-02-2005, 09:09 AM
Just what I needed while drinking my morning coffee.....ya owe me a keyboard cleaning. Wonderfully amusing. Thank you sir.


04-02-2005, 09:43 AM
My keyboard gets messy too. But there ae children about, so I won't explain any further.

04-02-2005, 12:47 PM
Classic! One for the virtual time capsule http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

04-02-2005, 03:29 PM
That link is dead now. I can't see the movie.
What happened?

04-02-2005, 03:55 PM
Brilliant crash, now explain how you hacked my TS while I fly a 109! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

04-02-2005, 04:55 PM
I was shocked to learn we had 10,450 downloads in less than 2 days! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

04-02-2005, 08:45 PM
2 d@mn funny! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

04-02-2005, 09:05 PM
5 stars!!!

04-02-2005, 09:36 PM
it might have been funny. but ill never admit it to CRASH.

04-02-2005, 10:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
People ask me: "Crash! How do you fly a 109 like that??" Well, now you can see!

http://www.virtualwarcinema.com/Movies/One%20o%20nineage.wmv <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is too darn funny... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Couldn't keep his wings on this Blue Bird. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Reminds me of when I first started with IL2. I could not for the life of me determine how the enemy manuevered like that. Slickie Stikies they were. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Forgot to mention the VULCHERS>>> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

04-03-2005, 02:00 AM
To close for comfort http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

04-03-2005, 02:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RedDeth:
it might have been funny. but ill never admit it to CRASH. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Envy is a terriible burden for you to have to carry.

04-03-2005, 02:41 AM
Great movie Crash! Funny as hell! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

04-03-2005, 02:53 AM
Excellent movie Crash! A perfect way to start my day, with laughter! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

04-03-2005, 08:10 AM
Worthy of an Oscar, Crash! Well done. The Spit's part was hilarious! I see Workky made it into the film as one of your victims!

04-03-2005, 03:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geetarman:
I see Workky made it into the film as one of your victims! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, yes... but I intended more for the people who shot me down to get credit.

04-03-2005, 03:36 PM
That link is dead for me. In IE, Netscape and Mozilla Firefox. How can everybody else get a movie from a link and I can't??? It always comes back as dead for me, every time.

04-03-2005, 05:45 PM
44,000 people have been able to download it. So I don't know what to tell you.

04-03-2005, 07:48 PM
Brilliant- loved the intro, very effective.
I have to keep more tracks of my stuff-ups http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

04-03-2005, 08:42 PM
LOL well done man

04-03-2005, 11:52 PM
Lol very very very funny!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You are gifted Crash, you can single handedly express all 109ers thoughts in one video! Genius, i tell you!

04-04-2005, 12:38 AM
Good job! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif This clip should be a legendary textbook for whiners!!

04-04-2005, 03:25 AM
Lovly little film! The intro was hillarous.

Some of the flying wasn't bad at all. The clip where the Me-109 follwed a Spitfire (i think) showed som quite nice flying.

04-04-2005, 03:35 AM
Funny man very funny

loved the intro haha

and you have a nice skin for that bf 109

04-04-2005, 04:03 AM
x__CRASH__x ... One Hec of a Movie! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

04-04-2005, 04:23 PM
Glad you liked it!

04-04-2005, 05:59 PM
That was funny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

04-05-2005, 11:45 PM
Tully has a sense of humor??

Who knew!