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C MAN 2117
02-21-2011, 02:16 PM
Hi guys well I played a lot of Chest Capture yesterday and after putting up two scores of 9000 and one of 11000 I got some of my first hatemail (at least from this game). So here ya go:

1) luck it up some garbage glitch noob
2) get a life n try some *omit* while ur at it *omit* nerd
3) *OMIT* COWARD NOOB
4) GO *OMIT* YOURSELF MOR.ON

So I encourage you guys to share your hatemail with us. Just remember omit names and try to omit profantiy to. Like to see how mad some people can get.

Annjul555
02-21-2011, 02:19 PM
i cant believe that people are actually so stupid to do that 0.0

obliviondoll
02-21-2011, 02:23 PM
Worst hatemail I've seen was when I was calling people I know "MORF NOOB" for being hard to kill while I was being Captain Awesome.

Other than that, I've only dealt with verbal abuse.

Orobas88
02-21-2011, 02:26 PM
I once got "camp much?" followed by "good luck explaining to me how you had three abilities."

So apparently I was both camping and cheating. It's not that this PROwler who was initiating chases and is the only person I've ever seen charge my group and still miss me (I think he was mashing X? He killed a civilian) might just need a bit more experience with the game. Oh no, of course not.

C MAN 2117
02-21-2011, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
Worst hatemail I've seen was when I was calling people I know "MORF NOOB" for being hard to kill while I was being Captain Awesome.

Other than that, I've only dealt with verbal abuse.

Care to post?

But to be fair, I was using charge and firecrackers to pick them out on the fly.

And how do you become a "MORF NOOB" while being Captain Awesome?

H3ll_on_Earth-
02-21-2011, 02:26 PM
let's see:

-NOOB ***HOLE (My team stunlocked one guy)
-hacker (I picked him out while he sat on a bench)
-piece of ****ing **** (left and sent this msg after he tried to charge me as I smoked him)

xCr0wnedNorris
02-21-2011, 02:28 PM
Here's one I got from a 10-year-old.

"**** you you ****in' *****, I'm gonna ****ing hack your ****ing account you ****ing peice of ****! You're going to ****ing die when I get my ****ing hands on you you ****ing ****-sucking *****!"

I replied to the message with: ... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Steelbadger
02-21-2011, 02:28 PM
UR SUCH A CAMPING NOOB

I was camping the plaza on MSM (wanted).

RangerRico
02-21-2011, 02:30 PM
What an honor, I've got "wow you're good" mail but never hate mail

C MAN 2117
02-21-2011, 02:31 PM
@Crownd Norris
-Used to get those all the time from Gears 2. They make my day. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif
@Steelbadger
-I don't get how you can camp on wanted, people are stoooopid http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif.

H3ll_on_Earth-
02-21-2011, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by xCr0wnedNorris:
Here's one I got from a 10-year-old.

"**** you you ****in' *****, I'm gonna ****ing hack your ****ing account you ****ing peice of ****! You're going to ****ing die when I get my ****ing hands on you you ****ing ****-sucking *****!"

I replied to the message with: ... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You are a greeter after all :L

nightpriestess
02-21-2011, 02:33 PM
I want hatemail! I always get compliments! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

hoserama99
02-21-2011, 02:34 PM
A few weeks back I punched my pursuer in the face and got a PM shortly after: "you are a poor quality person"

I've taken to using that in some everyday situations, like when someone cuts me off in traffic: "he's a poor quality person."

obliviondoll
02-21-2011, 02:36 PM
No...

I was calling my opponents "MORF NOOB"

EDIT: Just to be clear, these are all voice, not mail, because as I said, I've only seen hatemail when I sent it, and then only to people with a sense of humour about it.

And I've had "****ing hacker", "****ing laggy ****!" "How the **** did you do that, noob?!" "****ing runner *****!"

My favourite was when I was doing one of my "I'm RUNNING!" games (before Captain Awesome made running cool again)...

"Dude... What the **** do you think you're doing? You stupid ****, you're never going to win like that. Learn to play! ****ing runner noobs **** me off so much."

(my reply to the last one: "Can I be a mongoose dog?")

Tragic_Jonson
02-21-2011, 02:39 PM
wouldn't really call it hatemail- just one message saying 'HAXXXXORRRRR!!', after one match of wanted when i finished with 9 kills, 8 stuns and 0 deaths http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Preetty sure I was hosting and everyone else was lagging pretty badly haha.

T0xicLotus
02-21-2011, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by hoserama99:
A few weeks back I punched my pursuer in the face and got a PM shortly after: "you are a poor quality person"

I've taken to using that in some everyday situations, like when someone cuts me off in traffic: "he's a poor quality person."

^^^^ this made me LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif , I gotta remember that one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


The only hate mail I got, was admittedly, kinda deserved, I had stun locked someone for the first time, and got the message, **** you, you ******* ******y (SP?) **** or at least something very similar to this, made me giggle though, especially as it was CC and he could have taken himself out of the stunlock at any time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

NerfSmerf
02-21-2011, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by nightpriestess:
I want hatemail! I always get compliments! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
I lol'd

iseelifeinhd
02-21-2011, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by hoserama99:
A few weeks back I punched my pursuer in the face and got a PM shortly after: "you are a poor quality person"

I've taken to using that in some everyday situations, like when someone cuts me off in traffic: "he's a poor quality person."

LOL. I do that a lot. I sometimes just rage without swears.

"I'M SURE YOUR MOTHER IS PROUD!"

Zoidberg747
02-21-2011, 02:48 PM
It was a while ago
Just %#%$#% leave the game you laggin %$#@#, of course youre from texas you $%@&%#

T0xicLotus
02-21-2011, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by iseelifeinhd:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hoserama99:
A few weeks back I punched my pursuer in the face and got a PM shortly after: "you are a poor quality person"

I've taken to using that in some everyday situations, like when someone cuts me off in traffic: "he's a poor quality person."

LOL. I do that a lot. I sometimes just rage without swears.

"I'M SURE YOUR MOTHER IS PROUD!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

haha, when I rage its usually slow clapping my hands at the screen with a sarcastic expression, not that anyone can see me of course lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif, so kinda pointless, but it serves me well lol

Steelbadger
02-21-2011, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by T0xicLotus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hoserama99:
A few weeks back I punched my pursuer in the face and got a PM shortly after: "you are a poor quality person"

I've taken to using that in some everyday situations, like when someone cuts me off in traffic: "he's a poor quality person."

^^^^ this made me LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif , I gotta remember that one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


The only hate mail I got, was admittedly, kinda deserved, I had stun locked someone for the first time, and got the message, **** you, you ******* ******y (SP?) **** or at least something very similar to this, made me giggle though, especially as it was Manhunt and he could have taken himself out of the stunlock at any time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

At the same time I received:

"What the [Omitted] are you doing you [Omitted] cheating little [Omitted]? [Omitted] [Omitted]. Can't you just [Omitted] play the game properly you [Omitted] [Omitted]."

It was Chest Capture http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

I gotta remember the 'poor quality person' line. That's awesome! Almost on a par with 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I spit in your general direction.'

T0xicLotus
02-21-2011, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Steelbadger:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by T0xicLotus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by hoserama99:
A few weeks back I punched my pursuer in the face and got a PM shortly after: "you are a poor quality person"

I've taken to using that in some everyday situations, like when someone cuts me off in traffic: "he's a poor quality person."

^^^^ this made me LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif , I gotta remember that one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


The only hate mail I got, was admittedly, kinda deserved, I had stun locked someone for the first time, and got the message, **** you, you ******* ******y (SP?) **** or at least something very similar to this, made me giggle though, especially as it was Manhunt and he could have taken himself out of the stunlock at any time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

At the same time I received:

"What the [Omitted] are you doing you [Omitted] cheating little [Omitted]? [Omitted] [Omitted]. Can't you just [Omitted] play the game properly you [Omitted] [Omitted]."

It was Chest Capture http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

I gotta remember the 'poor quality person' line. That's awesome! Almost on a par with 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! I spit in your general direction.' </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whoops, Chest Capture, my bad, I have the memory of a Goldfish, fixing it now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Your message was sent first though, so you got the worst of the rage, I got what he could think off when he was cooling down lol

utriej
02-21-2011, 03:04 PM
I've gotten a few hate mails, none too hillarious. Mostly get good game mails.
Anyway, one of my best "hate" is from the mic...

This one guy (doesn't use the forums, and won't use a name anyway) that I run into all the time on Wanted, and he's always got a mic on.
I'm a pretty defensive player...and I'll stun this same guy easily 3-4 times a match, everytime we play. Each time getting rage. The fun part is when he started using charge on me, so I started throwing my smoke abuot second sooner, and the rage got worse.
In the rare occasion he kills me it's always with some stupid comment into the mic, lol.

Yesterday I load in a lobby, and he's in there. So he proceeds to warn the whole lobby about my "tactics." My wife is sitting next to me laughing as hard as I was.
I ended up winning that match with 7k points and the rest were 4k or less.

SleezeRocker
02-21-2011, 03:14 PM
The best hatemails I've gotten was:

You F! Lag Switcher!: Cuz apparently he attacked a clone of me while I was behind him so he believed I was in front of him( my Lure clone ran in front of him so while he chased it I ran behind hi to Slap him), and then I B slapped him in the back, and I lol'd.

You Dam Noob! Go Play COD!: Apparenlty you're noob if you're really good at a game, whereas playing like a beginner O_o?

HOW DEED U BEET ME!? YOU KEPT KELLEENG ME WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING ME!? EVERYTIME YOU KELL ME MY SCREEN TURNS GREEN YOU DAM HACKER!!!: Apparently this guy is not used to being poisoned? :P

Perosnally I think #3 was my all time favorite hate mail lol

obliviondoll
02-21-2011, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by SleezeRocker:
DAM HACKER!!!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif It was in the water...

DeanOMiite
02-21-2011, 03:31 PM
Generally I've only gotten compliments and "good game" messages...but I did have a fellow forumer say "I really thought you'd be better based on what I read about you in the forums" the other day. I even made a whole thread about it haha

The Arsassin
02-21-2011, 03:35 PM
I think my favorite was this guy that I'm pretty sure couldn't understand what a stun was.

I was in a bush at the start of a match (got sucked in as I walked by, of course) and the guy starts running at me and starts a chase. I promptly smoke bomb and stun the fool.

Then I get a voice message.

"You need to leave this game RIGHT NOW! You (expletive) cheat! There is no way you just killed me right there! You shouldn't be allowed to kill your pursuer. So, leave, right now! I am (expletive) reporting you because you are a cheater at this game."

And one time after that he managed to kill me and was all "HA! Didn't have time to cheat this time, (expletive) (expletive)!"

obliviondoll
02-21-2011, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by TheArsassin:
And one time after that he managed to kill me and was all "HA! Didn't have time to cheat this time, (expletive) (expletive)!"

"Real is just a matter of perception."
I love that your sig was an appropriate answer...

The Arsassin
02-21-2011, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheArsassin:
And one time after that he managed to kill me and was all "HA! Didn't have time to cheat this time, (expletive) (expletive)!"

"Real is just a matter of perception."
I love that your sig was an appropriate answer... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Haha I suppose it is. Fringe is the answer to many things. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

cptn_k
02-21-2011, 03:47 PM
Only ever had someone message me in mandarin/cantonese/something similar very early in my MP days.

Didn't understand a word of it, but did get 6 messages in one match!
Wish I'd have kept them and had them translated, would love to know what they said.

Other than that I've only ever had people rage quit on me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Sprint-Please
02-21-2011, 03:51 PM
Surprisingly I've never had much hate mail. Other than mic harassment, hah.

If you kill me one more time I will murder your family.
Made me laugh so hard, hahaha.

I usually get friend invites, probably because I'm a team player. HAH.

BeCk41
02-22-2011, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by Sprint-Please:
Surprisingly I've never had much hate mail. Other than mic harassment, hah.
[QUOTE] If you kill me one more time I will murder your family.
Made me laugh so hard, hahaha.

WOW! I NEVER get anything that serious, I've just gotten 'you guys suck' a few times on Wanted, but I have been doing this new thing where I either immediately mute annoying people right away on the mic, or turning my sound volume waaaayyy down! I seriously have yet to get quote, unquote "hate mail". Maybe one day soon, but I don't care too much either way anymore. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

@<span class="ev_code_RED">Sprintboost</span>- who are the characters on your new sig? Just wondering. It looks cool btw! ?

FlailingAmigo
02-22-2011, 03:18 AM
Once got a loud voice message sent to me that was the scene from Scary Movie 2 with Brenda and Ray in the bedroom...

"I'mma #Omit# on your chest, then I'mma fart in your mouth, then I'mma #Omit# all over these walls Ray"

Our whole team got it at once, so I'm guessing it was stunlock related, although I did't recognise the GT

Also, I don't think the word fart should be omitted so I left it there

EscoBlades
02-22-2011, 04:01 AM
General hatemail i get is usually along the lines of this:

"How the f&%k did you beat me? I got 11 kills and you only got 3. Yet you had %&$%^ 2500 more points than me. I'm going to report you to Ubisoft and get you banned!"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

obliviondoll
02-22-2011, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by EscoBlades:
General hatemail is get is usually along the lines of this:

"How the f&%k did you beat me? I got 11 kills and you only got 3. Yet you had %&$%^ 2500 more points than me. I'm going to report you to Ubisoft and get you banned!"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Yeah....

Good luck with that.

Esco + banned = http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

ARIANit_
02-22-2011, 04:14 AM
It was something along the lines of ...

you QUACKing piece of QUACK. QUACKing girls should be in the QUACKing kitchen, not playing QUACKing Assassin's Creed! QUACKing QUACK!!

Then I stunned him later in the game and he said this:

WHAT... THE... QUUUUUAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK! THAT'S QUACKING RIDICULOUS I QUACKING KILLED YOU. QUACK THIS, I'M QUITTING.

EscoBlades
02-22-2011, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by ARIANit_:
It was something along the lines of ...

you QUACKing piece of QUACK. QUACKing girls should be in the QUACKing kitchen, not playing QUACKing Assassin's Creed! QUACKing QUACK!!



Surprised he didn't ask you to make him a sammich http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Good job on making him rage quit, haha.

obliviondoll
02-22-2011, 04:16 AM
Originally posted by ARIANit_:
It was something along the lines of ...

you QUACKing piece of QUACK. QUACKing girls should be in the QUACKing kitchen, not playing QUACKing Assassin's Creed! QUACKing QUACK!!

Then I stunned him later in the game and he said this:

WHAT... THE... QUUUUUAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK! THAT'S QUACKING RIDICULOUS I QUACKING KILLED YOU. QUACK THIS, I'M QUITTING.
Is it wrong that reading this message made me want to play a game of "Duck Duck Goose" in a game of ACB?

FlailingAmigo
02-22-2011, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
Is it wrong that reading this message made me want to play a game of "Duck Duck Goose" in a game of ACB?

I'm going to try this tonight... 4v1 private chest capture on Monteriggioni - Everyone starts at the villa. The individual player gentle pushes each player saying 'duck' and when they get to goose they both run to chest 1, if the pursuer gets the kill they win, if the target gets to the chest they lose. Start again after respawn and go to chest 2. Rinse and repeat.

Edit - A gentle push would stun players, so maybe just walk past , just make sure the 4 pursuers are spaced out evenly. Also going to work on a variation called 'Duck, Duck, Dinosaur' which involves Dino-walk races to chests http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ARIANit_
02-22-2011, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by EscoBlades:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ARIANit_:
It was something along the lines of ...

you QUACKing piece of QUACK. QUACKing girls should be in the QUACKing kitchen, not playing QUACKing Assassin's Creed! QUACKing QUACK!!



Surprised he didn't ask you to make him a sammich http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Good job on making him rage quit, haha. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would've made him a sammich ... and then eaten it myself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Is it wrong that reading this message made me want to play a game of "Duck Duck Goose" in a game of ACB?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif ... wow, that would be so much fun XD

Elatreus
02-22-2011, 07:10 AM
I've had three pieces of hate-mail so far.

I can't repost them here though as they weren't the most pleasant of messages.

The first hate-mail message was actually in Spanish, but a couple of Spanish swear words are similar to what they are in English, so I got the gist of the message. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Archosakun
02-22-2011, 07:58 AM
Just before.

"OMG WHY RUN NOOB?!"

I was "RUN NOOB"ing because I had stunned 3 of my persuers and decided that since my abilities were gone i'd bail :|

jaxall
02-22-2011, 11:03 AM
I got one saying your a son of an *Awesome* noob go *Awesome* yourself you mother *Awesome* I will stick my *Captain* up your *Awesome*.Lol

obliviondoll
02-22-2011, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by jaxall:
I got one saying your a son of an *Awesome* noob go *Awesome* yourself you mother *Awesome* I will stick my *Captain* you up your *Awesome*.Lol
Anyone else wish that was the actual message and not censored at all?

Because if it was, that would be... *Awesome*

EscoBlades
02-22-2011, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by jaxall:
I will stick my *Captain* you up your *Awesome*.Lol

I have tears in my eyes from laughing too hard! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Dragonfang067
02-22-2011, 11:26 AM
I've had a few saying I was cheating...with a few profanities included. I did get told I was a S.o.B in German as well, probably didn't think i'd know what it meant but if German lessons back in school was worth anything, it was to remember how to swear in it heh.

EscoBlades
02-22-2011, 11:30 AM
Not really hatemail, more what i overheard in game:

http://twitter.com/#!/EscoBlad...us/39141325978865664 (http://twitter.com/#!/EscoBlades/status/39141325978865664)


Overheard while playing: "Screw this game....this guy keeps stunning me! I'm taking this back to Gamestop!!" XD

Starsfan1009
02-22-2011, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by jaxall:
I will stick my *Captain* you up your *Awesome*.Lol

I'm going to have to start using this in every day scenarios http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Btw, I think this is one of my favorite threads of all time.

I've received hatemail a couple times...the most disturbing one was "YOU SO ******* CHEATED! EVERY TIME I HAVE YOU AS A TARGET, YOU STUN ME! THIS IS ********!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO **** YOU'RE MOM NOW!"

It was pretty intense. I told him to get off his manperiod.

rocketxsurgeon
02-22-2011, 11:47 AM
I got a message after a manhunt match, claiming that I glithced as me and my buddy played the stun game on this one player...

I proceeded to educate him on the triangle respawn.

I got no response.

Starsfan1009
02-22-2011, 11:54 AM
Lol the silence is a response in itself. Feels great to shut people up.

D173120T
02-22-2011, 12:06 PM
I feel really left out here.I havent had ANY mail,good or bad!

rocketxsurgeon
02-22-2011, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by rocketxsurgeon:
I got a message after a manhunt match, claiming that I glithced as me and my buddy played the stun game on this one player...

I proceeded to educate him on the triangle respawn.

I got no response.

Yep, stunned the guy so much, he was speechless.

ABXantos
02-22-2011, 01:14 PM
I have one recorded on YouTube called Jokes on you

he told me that I sucked because I scored 2000 point on him and caught blend into a crowd lol

I told him to say hi to YouTube and he thought I was bluffing

Serrachio
02-22-2011, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Starsfan1009:
It was pretty intense. I told him to get off his manperiod.
This made me lol.

Starsfan1009
02-22-2011, 01:38 PM
I have one recorded on YouTube called Jokes on you

he told me that I sucked because I scored 2000 point on him and caught blend into a crowd lol

I told him to say hi to YouTube and he thought I was bluffing



Xantos, what video is it? I have to watch this lol

rocketxsurgeon
02-22-2011, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Starsfan1009:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> I have one recorded on YouTube called Jokes on you

he told me that I sucked because I scored 2000 point on him and caught blend into a crowd lol

I told him to say hi to YouTube and he thought I was bluffing



Xantos, what video is it? I have to watch this lol </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Its so funny to see people trash talk and they don't know they're being filmed. I've see nsome very bad ones O_O

Can you share the link xantos?

obliviondoll
02-22-2011, 01:50 PM
He already told us the title. Joke's on You!

It's brilliant.

Starsfan1009
02-22-2011, 01:58 PM
Joke's On You! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoooLJoHIeo)

That was hilarious lol...funny how people can get so bent out of shape over their own playstyle. Not everyone is meant to be an assassin. good job, ABXantos...1st place, too lol

Oatkeeper
02-22-2011, 02:20 PM
never got hate mail, but when the game was in beta and also when it first came out I was getting A LOT of Clan invites

Rainie
02-22-2011, 02:22 PM
I almost never get hatemail on my main accounts but I had made a temporary acct on xbox cuz I wanted to make a tutorial series of vids starting on lvl 1 (I would have used psn but my component cables decided to stop working http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif ). So I was somewhere between lvl 6-10 and I had was playing ranked matches and one of the people I played against sent me a message that said "learn to play the game you happy noob" now the word Happy isn't actually in the message but i changed it to be forum friendly. So I sent the reply "sorry I'm new to the game, will you teach me? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif "

He replied with not nice words http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

obliviondoll
02-22-2011, 02:27 PM
Thank you Rainie.

I think "happy" is my new favourite swear-word.

ABXantos
02-22-2011, 02:39 PM
lol Rainie. If you are making your guide, you'd think we could have a combined effort on an overall Advanced How to Play guide? Would really like a visual stun guide from the stun queen http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


Now back onto hate mail. I played not happy person named FrontlinerDelta. He was getting chased by his pursuer and went to hide, and he was my pursuer. So what I did while I was already in disguise was run after him.

Somehow I walk up onto a box before dropping down and I was sure he'd figure it out, but then I dropped down and managed to get the stun prompt in the air a split second before touch the ground and managed to stun him.

I got the follow hate mail.
"You can't *captain* stun in mid-air you *awesome* roofer!"

10 matches later I ran into him and did a midair stun on him in florence while he was on the tight rope. xD

L0lwu7
02-22-2011, 03:21 PM
So I was playing in Florence. Just a random match, but my score was the sum of the two people's below me by the end. I was in 1st. So there was this one particular prowler who became obsessed with killing me because I kept getting him as a contract - you know the type, sprint up to you and go "BLOO BLOO BLOO" then send you hate-mail because you spotted them and smoke bomb'd them in time?

Yeah, this was a lot worse.

I don't have the message to hand, but I know I stunned him at least 20 times (that's one every 20 seconds) in the course of the match. I also killed him around 10 times (roughly once a minute). I didn't know he had his mic on, but at the end he immediately made use of it. I've never been screamed at more.

So, I kept playing and beat the **** out of him again. He never once got a kill on me.

The message had a lot of expletives and ran something like this:

"You mean person, I intend to complain about you and have banned, your mother sells herself, you suck, you live in a basement, racial insult (I'm white...?) etc."

StarScream391
02-22-2011, 04:03 PM
I was roofing and this guy was like GET THE **** OFF the roof lmao so funny..

Sprint-Please
02-22-2011, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by BeCk41:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sprint-Please:
Surprisingly I've never had much hate mail. Other than mic harassment, hah.
[QUOTE] If you kill me one more time I will murder your family.
Made me laugh so hard, hahaha.

WOW! I NEVER get anything that serious, I've just gotten 'you guys suck' a few times on Wanted, but I have been doing this new thing where I either immediately mute annoying people right away on the mic, or turning my sound volume waaaayyy down! I seriously have yet to get quote, unquote "hate mail". Maybe one day soon, but I don't care too much either way anymore. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

@<span class="ev_code_RED">Sprintboost</span>- who are the characters on your new sig? Just wondering. It looks cool btw! ? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Haha, Sprint Boost. :P I'm not a skill!
Anyway, these characters are from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, comic series. ^^

BloodyMoon1
02-22-2011, 06:49 PM
Closest I've gotten to hate mail was about half the people in the game (probably the have with mics) yelling at me after a Wanted match because I got first with about 10k points while the dude in 2nd had about 2k points.

They all wanted to explain the ways I was being cheap, like using morph and poison the whole match and only dying twice. Because apparently being better then them isn't aloud.

The funniest part was one of the non-poison kills I did. This guy had been stunned just before I could get the Focused bonus, so it finished charging the Focus just before he got up. Kicked him in the head and just heard back "WHAT THE ****, SOME ***HOLE JUST KICKED ME IN THE ****ING HEAD. STUPID HACKS". At that point, I just couldn't help but laugh. Plus not even 5 seconds earlier, the guy that stunned him "hacked" too apparently.

This is why you don't let 10 year olds play anything online.

Gulliev
02-22-2011, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by rocketxsurgeon:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rocketxsurgeon:
I got a message after a manhunt match, claiming that I glithced as me and my buddy played the stun game on this one player...

I proceeded to educate him on the triangle respawn.

I got no response.

Yep, stunned the guy so much, he was speechless. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

His jaw was broken perhaps?

graffitimysoul
02-22-2011, 11:36 PM
After seeing a Prowler slow down as he got behind me, I turned around and walked up to him and stunned him. Apparently this annoyed him, because he said "**** you, *****!"

TheF00L82
02-22-2011, 11:55 PM
Myself and GSLunatick Stun Locked a Pursuer during an Alliance game. His friend, they were premade, did not come to his rescue and after a good minute and a half, he finally just quit the game. I got the following message:

Him -"I'm reporting you to Microsoft for glitching."

Me -"Fair enough. How was I glitching though?"

Him -"You Stun me and wouldn't let me back up. This violated my gaming experience and I will now let Microsoft deal with you, glitcher."

Me -"I commend you on your vocabulary and wish you luck in the reporting of my name. Let me provide you with other glitchers since you will be contacting Microsoft anyhow.

Every other name that is top 100 on the World Wide Ranked Leaderboards under Stuns.

Have a nice day."

Granted, I think I wasn't fair. I should have told him the top 200 maybe. Oh well.

metalgearso1971
02-23-2011, 06:43 AM
I never received or sent hate mail to anyone. A waste of time and a waste of energy really http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

EscoBlades
02-23-2011, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by TheF00L82:
*STUNLOCK*

"How did you KNNNOOOWWWW??!!!"

STYJ
02-23-2011, 07:01 AM
Dear Ubisoft,

This email was written to express how much I hate you for making an exceptionally awesome game with such a unique multi player experience .

Thank you reading my hatemail,
STYJ

Naeddyr
02-23-2011, 07:15 AM
The only one I got:


gollum freak

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Dragonfang067
02-23-2011, 03:43 PM
Just had a couple of games with a guy yelling abuse at me whenever I stunned him saying I had to be cheating because he was using a disguise. The funny bit was he'd sprint towards me with a big arrow on his head till he was about 20 feet away and then pop disguise and walk towards me. And he wondered why I knew it was him? *sigh*

MonsterJunkese
02-23-2011, 03:58 PM
I ****ING ****ING **** **** ****ER ****ING HATE ROOFERS its like they need to be on a roof all time even if no one is persuring them they r running like cheetahs getting onto a ****ing roof quick as they can they **** me off

Zoidberg747
02-23-2011, 04:01 PM
LANGUAGE IN ALL CAPS IS DISTASTEFUL(I should know i do it a lot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif)

obliviondoll
02-23-2011, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by TheF00L82:
Granted, I think I wasn't fair. I should have told him the top 200 maybe. Oh well.
You missed a 0

Serrachio
02-23-2011, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheF00L82:
Granted, I think I wasn't fair. I should have told him the top 200 maybe. Oh well.
You missed a 0 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This hatemail of yours made me think of this:

'It's not bad if everyone does it!'

Then this:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs260.snc3/23313_102847963095647_3837_n.jpg

Dragonfang067
02-23-2011, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheF00L82:
Granted, I think I wasn't fair. I should have told him the top 200 maybe. Oh well.
You missed a 0 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dunno, I'm top 100 ish and I only play wanted http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

MatDolton
02-23-2011, 04:58 PM
It just amazes me that people would get to this point. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't this Just a game? Sure sometimes I get irritated, but I know it's because something I did. Yeah some runner did a sprint boost and got me, but hey He got Me... I should have been more defensive and reacted better. Why bother hunting him down and killing his goldfish?

C MAN 2117
02-23-2011, 07:14 PM
I should sit in lobby chat with my friend instead of party. Seems like the best reactions come from angry kids, not just my friend who has anger management and screams at his T.V.

Has anyone tried messing with little kids heads. Now it sounds demented and twisted, but IF there cursing (and sound like under 13) I usually have them get there mom or something and say as much profanity as loudly as I can and hear their parents reactions. Priceless.

El Zo1212o
02-23-2011, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by MatDolton:
... Why bother hunting him down and killing his goldfish?
Because I HATE goldfish. Them with their shiny little bodies and their little bulbous eyes and their glubglub lips! I HATE THEM!!

Wait a minute... what were we talking about again?

obliviondoll
02-23-2011, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Dragonfang067:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by obliviondoll:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheF00L82:
Granted, I think I wasn't fair. I should have told him the top 200 maybe. Oh well.
You missed a 0 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dunno, I'm top 100 ish and I only play wanted http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
For stuns?

Dragonfang067
02-23-2011, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
For stuns?

Yep, 98th currently and I've only played Wanted.

Siaria
02-23-2011, 09:55 PM
I haven't gotten hatemail... YET.

This one kid on mic started 'worshipping' me because I got like 10,000 points on manhunt and pretty much made the team win, he kept on asking me to be on his team after that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

TheF00L82
02-23-2011, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Dragonfang067:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by obliviondoll:
For stuns?

Yep, 98th currently and I've only played Wanted. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You must get a good amount of Stuns per game. If I recall right, it only takes about 1500 to get into the top 100. Of course, the Leaderboards haven't been updated in forever, so there's no telling where anyone is anymore lol. I was in 28th when it stopped refreshing. I might be close to top 10 by now if it ever updates.

Dragonfang067
02-24-2011, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by TheF00L82:
You must get a good amount of Stuns per game. If I recall right, it only takes about 1500 to get into the top 100. Of course, the Leaderboards haven't been updated in forever, so there's no telling where anyone is anymore lol. I was in 28th when it stopped refreshing. I might be close to top 10 by now if it ever updates.

2600 will get you in the top 100 at the moment. I'm averaging 4 stuns a session. Not sure how up to date the leaderboards are but they seem to be updating as far as I can tell.

MatDolton
02-24-2011, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by ElZo1212o:
Because I HATE goldfish. Them with their shiny little bodies and their little bulbous eyes and their glubglub lips! I HATE THEM!!

Wait a minute... what were we talking about again?

Oh don't get me wrong... I totally agree that Goldfish should be removed from the planet... stoopid goldfish... mutter mutter mutter.

EscoBlades
02-24-2011, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by TheF00L82:

You must get a good amount of Stuns per game. If I recall right, it only takes about 1500 to get into the top 100. Of course, the Leaderboards haven't been updated in forever, so there's no telling where anyone is anymore lol. I was in 28th when it stopped refreshing. I might be close to top 10 by now if it ever updates.

I got Ubi on the case. They were fixed as of last week dude.

See here! (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/2361024388/m/1281023019?r=4461024019#4461024019)

PryingTuna85649
02-25-2011, 12:12 AM
Hehe, I almost sent hate mail tonight. I got in a match in which I was the only Grandmaster. Pursuers were following me around left and right, and about halfway through the game I could tell they were teaming up against me ("he's over here! Oh, look, there he is! I got him!"). But when there are some coming at you from the ground and you throw a smoke bomb, this allows the one on the roof (who, consequently, was the leader in this game, surprise surprise), to jump down and get an aerial kill on you. I was ****ed and left the lobby. My poor little Mercenary.

But for the most part, the only mail I've received from random people is about boosting. Which ****es me off. Someone invited me to a lobby, and I excitedly entered only to hear a "PryingTuna, are you there? We're gonna work on boosting that Extreme Variety...all of us get a chance." I left the lobby and heard them all gripe, because I couldn't figure out how to exit the XBL group thing. *groans*

Now that I've been magically ending up in a lot of matches with other forum members, I've had nice mail/friend requests. That's been pretty cool, especially since I don't have many XBL friends (I think I almost have 10 now, oh my!). And because it's really REALLY good players...so I'm learning a lot!

BeCk41
02-25-2011, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Serrachio:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by obliviondoll:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheF00L82:
Granted, I think I wasn't fair. I should have told him the top 200 maybe. Oh well.
You missed a 0 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

This hatemail of yours made me think of this:

'It's not bad if everyone does it!'

Then this:

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs260.snc3/23313_102847963095647_3837_n.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh Spongebob, you never cease to make me smile, but If someone just does something to really agitate me I just go- "Find a happy place, find a happy place, FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!" It usually works! ; )

TheBullWillWin
02-25-2011, 08:57 AM
Posted Mon February 21 2011 13:28 Hide Post
Here's one I got from a 10-year-old.

" <span class="ev_code_RED">Edited for excessive bypassing of the Language Filter.</span> "

I replied to the message with: ... Big Grin



LOL HAHAHAHAHAHHA. thats something i would say if i was playing gears of war cuz its bloody and intense lol haha

Black_Widow9
02-25-2011, 03:49 PM
This is turning into a Suspension fest. Consider it locked. If you want to post about how great you are please do it here even if it's in a roundabout way.
Official Player Appreciation thread (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/2361024388/m/6111045909)