View Full Version : If WWII were fought ONLINE...

TgD Thunderbolt56
04-06-2006, 05:45 AM
O.K., I can't take credit for this, but after reading it just had to share...cause it's funny.

Courtesy of Thrud and the SH forums

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world ******
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*



04-06-2006, 05:56 AM
Seen this before, still cracks me up


04-06-2006, 07:56 AM
.... so the normandy invasion happoned before A) North africa and B) The invasion of russia?

04-06-2006, 08:29 AM
ROFL hahah http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif funny stuff that i have seen it to but was not that long ... lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

04-06-2006, 09:26 AM
That made my day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

04-06-2006, 10:23 AM
Seen it before, was hoping it would be posted again. Now it is mine to re-read. i love this thing. Thanks

04-06-2006, 10:31 AM

Killer http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

04-06-2006, 10:33 AM
Ooh, ooh...me play.

*ChamBerl(a)in has joined the game.
ChamBerl(a)in:sup y'all.
Hitler[AoE]: Yo b0itch, peace.
ChamBerl(a)in: I hear ya'.
Churchill: *****.
Benny-tow: Start w'out me.
Hitler[AoE]: K
ChamBerl(a)in: Start wot? Oh Dude u sed...
Hitler[AoE]: *****.
Churchill: *****.
ChamBerl(a)in: K, now y0u iz marmalized.
Hitler[AoE]: M'k. Phoney.
Churchill: Get off *****, give me the keyboard
*ChamBerl(a)in has left the game.
Hitler[AoE]: Panzered, noob!
Churchill: **** dude, I hadn't even sat down.
J0KEnedy: 2weekz l0zer.
Churchill: Foch, wherz my army?
Hitler[AoE]: Owned! ?
Churchill: Bite me.
Hitler[AoE]: Churhill h4x, you focker.
*goRing has entered the game:
goRing: y0.
Churchill: Larda55.
Hitler[AoE]: Get sum.
Benny-tow: K' I in.
Hitler[AoE]: K. Luft em.
goRing: on it dude.
Churchill: brb, mo0r beerz.
J0KEnedy: 2weekz l0ser.
goRing: no way. Churhill h4x, you focker.
Churchill: :O
Benny-tow: man I suk.
goRing: {searchstring<RADAR>}
goRing: kewl, got sum.
Hitler[AoE] boyz SeaLion won't run on my system. Any1 4 BarbieRoZZa?
Stalin: ?

04-06-2006, 10:45 AM
Good one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

04-06-2006, 12:55 PM
Funny. Seen something similar here posted before. No the same though. I try searching for the last one and if I find it.

04-06-2006, 02:04 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif Excellent one !!

... except De Gaulle wasn't the French leader until June, 1944.

04-06-2006, 02:27 PM

04-06-2006, 02:56 PM
I searched and found this posted three times before. but I though we had another one too.

I remember something like:

[France] has joined the game
[France] has left the game.
Churchill: wtf?!

04-06-2006, 03:23 PM
One of the funniest posts ever in these forums!

Absolute classic stuff!! "Fockin" hilarious! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

...Though I would imagine that it probably would not be as funny to those who haven't a clue of the timecycle and major events of world war II.

04-07-2006, 03:35 AM
HeHe, fell out of my chair the first time I saw this.

04-07-2006, 03:42 AM
Seen it before.