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FROGGEman2
09-20-2009, 04:00 AM
You know how when you are in the Animus after dying and it gives you advice? Like that, but what's your stupidest one?

Mine? Well, you know how in Assassin's Creed it says, "climb to the top of view points to get a better view of your surroundings"?

Well, in AC:AC, you get the iPhone equivalent of that message.

"Look at the screen to get a better view of your surroundings".

Quite possibly the most facepalm moment ever.

So what is yours?

Xanatos2007
09-20-2009, 04:09 AM
The stupidest piece of advice was when the Animus told me to view this thread. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

FROGGEman2
09-20-2009, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
The stupidest piece of advice was when the Animus told me to view this thread. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Zuh? I mean, like, real advice games have given you.

Xanatos2007
09-20-2009, 05:00 AM
I was implying that this thread serves no real purpose whilst trying (poorly) to add a bit of humor.

FROGGEman2
09-20-2009, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
I was implying that this thread serves no real purpose whilst trying (poorly) to add a bit of humor.

Erm... it's just a thread... does it have to be omnirelevant?

Charlie_Romeo
09-20-2009, 06:16 AM
ive never really had any advice off a video that ive taken any notice of lol, i tried to think of something but nothing i can remember.

caswallawn_2k7
09-20-2009, 06:42 AM
only advice I can remember is "never eat anything bigger than your head"

SBRedFlag
09-20-2009, 06:51 AM
Well, on of the informants said "the only thing more dangerous than a drunk sailor, is a MAD one"

Uh, ok.

OSnailsO
09-21-2009, 04:20 PM
One of them told me "Shadow Hide You..." But that was a thief... From a different game... Made a year before/later...


Originally posted by sbredflag:
Well, on of the informants said "the only thing more dangerous than a drunk sailor, is a MAD one"

Uh, ok.

Drakonous505
09-21-2009, 07:04 PM
Omg I just did that mission the other day xD! He was trying to warn u that drunk sailors populate the docks rofl... which reminds me... I cut Sebrand off and assassinated him while he ran ;P Twas epic

obliviondoll
09-21-2009, 09:13 PM
Warcraft 2.

"Never pet a burning dog"

UchihaKarasu
09-21-2009, 09:39 PM
lol, this should be a thread of
"make up your own advice"
or something along those lines where you come up with some weird or stupid advice (Cas' post for example) that could possibly relate to AC

course, I'm just bored http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

idiot_finland
09-21-2009, 10:06 PM
This is from World in Conflict:

"If you ever visit Sweden, remember not to go outside without a loaded rifle, polar bears are not to be taken lightly."

Or something along those lines

AltairEagleEzio
09-22-2009, 03:45 AM
Warcraft 3
"For the End of the World Spell, Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete"
Said by a sorceress if you click on her many times.
Maybe not the most pointless, but certainly a very funny tidbit of advice.

caswallawn_2k7
09-22-2009, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by UchihaKarasu:
lol, this should be a thread of
"make up your own advice"
or something along those lines where you come up with some weird or stupid advice (Cas' post for example) that could possibly relate to AC

course, I'm just bored http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
mine wasn't made up it's said by the bile demons in dungeon keeper.

bornforhaze
09-22-2009, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by idiot_finland:
This is from World in Conflict:

"If you ever visit Sweden, remember not to go outside without a loaded rifle, polar bears are not to be taken lightly."

Or something along those lines Lol do sweeden even have polar bears? Im curious.

KZarr
09-22-2009, 01:17 PM
I don't think so

Grevling148
09-22-2009, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by bornforhaze:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by idiot_finland:
This is from World in Conflict:

"If you ever visit Sweden, remember not to go outside without a loaded rifle, polar bears are not to be taken lightly."

Or something along those lines Lol do sweeden even have polar bears? Im curious. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Seriously?http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
It has to be a joke. They don't make games without proper research do they?

caswallawn_2k7
09-22-2009, 01:33 PM
they live at the north pole but I don't think they come that far south.

Grevling148
09-22-2009, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by caswallawn_2k7:
they live at the north pole but I don't think they come that far south. No they don't. I live in Norway so I should knowhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

bladencrowd
09-22-2009, 02:10 PM
The stupid piece of advice from a video game?! Play Fable then you'll have the simple answer.

YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. DO YOU HAVE POTIONS OR FOOD http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlbrw6XT2lA
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Good memories