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Feathered_IV
10-04-2004, 05:14 AM
Okay guys, I think we need a secret mens sticky thread.

Heres the thing...I've been a Il-2 addict for a long time now and I'm always looking for new ways to keep Mrs Feathers in that indulgent frame of mind about my "flying time". Pacific Fighters is almost here, I just got my gig of RAM and now more than ever I need some new ploys.If YOUhave some sure-fire ways to keep the other half happy, post them here so we can all benefit http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Obi_Kwiet
10-04-2004, 06:14 AM
Chocolates laced with sedetives?

HangerQueen
10-04-2004, 07:59 AM
I think I need those myself http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

DuxCorvan
10-04-2004, 08:28 AM
My advices won't help you, because we Spaniards are so good lovers we don't need anything but an hour a day to keep our ladies smiling all day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Being rich and having a handsome -preferably Spaniard- swimming-pool-cleaner or tennis teacher could also help your wife to allow you spending hours far from her. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

BSS_Goat
10-04-2004, 08:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
My advices won't help you, because we Spaniards are so good lovers we don't need anything but an hour a day to keep our ladies smiling all day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Being rich and having a handsome -preferably Spaniard- swimming-pool-cleaner or tennis teacher could also help your wife to allow you spending hours far from her. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pure comic genuis! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

horseback
10-04-2004, 08:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
My advices won't help you, because we Spaniards are so good lovers we don't need anything but an hour a day to keep our ladies smiling all day.
Being rich and having a handsome -preferably Spaniard- swimming-pool-cleaner or tennis teacher could also help your wife to allow you spending hours far from her. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pure comic genuis! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...he's just looking for a job. There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere having to do with Dux with ruffled Feathers...

cheers

horseback

BSS_Goat
10-04-2004, 08:55 AM
I had my spanish pool boy castarated. He's off on holiday at the moment. You interested in filling in for him Dux?

TgD Thunderbolt56
10-04-2004, 09:21 AM
This thread is a pipedream. Nothing will work for more than 1 day. Any concession or bribe you offer will only serve to propogate the same in the future, but with an inflated cost each time.

The best thing to do is NEVER talk about your flying time and act as though it doesn't matter. Women know how to manipulate men with the things that are important to them. Sex, beer...FB!

Be sure.

T_O_A_D
10-04-2004, 09:44 AM
Trade her in for one that likes FB

BSS_Goat
10-04-2004, 09:45 AM
As a friend of mine (veteran of 3 wives) says "they're all the same , they just look different to fool you"

Scen
10-04-2004, 10:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Trade her in for one that likes FB <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah? Good looking chicks don't like Combat Flight sims as a rule of thumb.

Do I what I did... I got my chick into online blackjack and Poker. She playes with her friends and it gives me some extra time for IL2.

Scendore's 2 cents

DuxCorvan
10-04-2004, 10:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I had my spanish pool boy castarated. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So he used the lawnmower without pants, didn't he? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

As for a true clue, you should let her an old rig with this on screen:

http://premium.uploadit.org/DuxCorvan/Solitario.jpg

I don't know why, but women's obsessive minds can play with this incredibly boring thing for hours and hours.

Believe me. They find FPS and sims to be 'psycho games for psycho teenagers' and strategic games to be 'too complex and childish'. They say Windows card games are 'relaxing' and 'adult'. Zzzzzzzz... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

In fact, you'll never see George Clooney or Richard Gere playing videogames in a movie. This would diminish their sex-appeal for women, who will never accept that a grown mature man could seriously have fun with such 'teenish' stuff. Just try to explain her how do you like that Il-2 skin you've just made, and you'll realize she doesn't understand a word and that she looks at you as a child with a pic for the fridge's door.

They also hate technology. They like DVDs, of course, but they don't want cables around, the don't want to see the machine, they just want the movies. So, she'll buy furniture to hide all your gadgets behind. Equally, they want the last tech thingy, but she'll never read a 10 page booklet with the instructions. It's not that they're unable to programme a video tape, it's simply that they're not willing to learn how. War planes are all the same for them, they like the handsome gallant pilots, of course, but they don't give a ***** for the aircraft they fly in.

But the solitaire thing just captivates them in its sheer simplicity. For hours, for years. Incredible.

Yellonet
10-04-2004, 11:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I had my spanish pool boy castarated. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So he used the lawnmower without pants, didn't he? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

As for a true clue, you should let her an old rig with this on screen:

http://premium.uploadit.org/DuxCorvan/Solitario.jpg

I don't know why, but women's obsessive minds can play with this incredibly boring thing for hours and hours.

Believe me. They find FPS and sims to be 'psycho games for psycho teenagers' and strategic games to be 'too complex and childish'. They say Windows card games are 'relaxing' and 'adult'. Zzzzzzzz... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

In fact, you'll never see George Clooney or Richard Gere playing videogames in a movie. This would diminish their sex-appeal for women, who will never accept that a grown mature man could seriously have fun with such 'teenish' stuff. Just try to explain her how do you like that Il-2 skin you've just made, and you'll realize she doesn't understand a word and that she looks at you as a child with a pic for the fridge's door.

They also hate technology. They like DVDs, of course, but they don't want cables around, the don't want to see the machine, they just want the movies. So, she'll buy furniture to hide all your gadgets behind. Equally, they want the last tech thingy, but she'll never read a 10 page booklet with the instructions. It's not that they're unable to programme a video tape, it's simply that they're not willing to learn how. War planes are all the same for them, they like the handsome gallant pilots, of course, but they don't give a ***** for the aircraft they fly in.

But the solitaire thing just captivates them in its sheer simplicity. For hours, for years. Incredible. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You write so true.. it almost makes me cry http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Fliger747
10-04-2004, 11:50 AM
If Oleg wanted you to have wife or family, he would issue you one (Family 'expansion' pack).

RevvinUK
10-04-2004, 12:01 PM
I'm surprised some of you can strap you're flying hats on over that thumb you're all under http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I must be one of the lucky ones whose missus never questions peripheral or game purchases and does'nt begrudge my flying time.

weasel75
10-04-2004, 12:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fliger747:
If Oleg wanted you to have wife or family, he would issue you one (Family 'expansion' pack). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Or the day the Sims get an interface to FB/PF.
Imagine all the downed virtual pilots suffering in virtual hospitals real pain when the Sims-playing crowd (occupation: nurse) wants to "talk it out" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

weasel75
10-04-2004, 12:15 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
My advices won't help you, because we Spaniards are so good lovers we don't need anything but an hour a day to keep our ladies smiling all day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dont know whats wrong with the spanish chicas (or mine?), but mine get 2 hours of precious "loving-time" and still cry for more http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

BSS_Goat
10-04-2004, 12:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Revvin_UK:
I'm surprised some of you can strap you're flying hats on over that thumb you're all under http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif I must be one of the lucky ones whose missus never questions peripheral or game purchases and does'nt begrudge my flying time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your wife either hates you or Dux has been over while your flying http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Z1stDan
10-04-2004, 12:58 PM
Just keep playing FB and ignore their complaining until they finally give up and accept the fact that you are a hopeless FB addict and then everything is alright. Mine did. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

scootertgm
10-04-2004, 01:39 PM
Yawl are thinking way too complicated.

There are two good options.

1. For those of you who haven't been married that long. Come to a compromise. Agree you need time for just "You", not that you don't love her, but it's just personal time. She might also enjoy the time. Keep it to an hour or two a day.

2. For those of us who'd been married a while...

Indicate you're "In the mood" and start coming on strong. She'll either say yes, or "Go play your video games". Either way it's a win win.

Beirut
10-04-2004, 02:43 PM
I've got my technique down pat and it always works.

First, open a beer.

Then, get down on your hands and knees and crawl across the room towards your woman while smilling a Jack Nicholson smile that would scare an undertaker.

When you get to your woman, she should be sitting down, place your hand with the beer still in it on one of her knees. Put your other hand on her other knee. Then look deeply into her eyes and say...

"Hey baby, whadaya say you lose the clothing and let me get it on with you in ways your momma never told you about."

If she agrees, you get to have a lot of fun and you win.

If she tells you to get the hell away from her, then you get to fly and drink your beer and you still win.

It works EVERY time. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Waldo.Pepper
10-04-2004, 04:12 PM
Its kind of sad that Dux and I think alike on so many things. I made my wife a Pentium 2 computer, to get her of my computer. She thinks its great and about all she does on it is plays solitaire for hours on end.

Strange but true.

Gato__Loco
10-04-2004, 04:14 PM
The answer is easy!! Play at work!!

Jungmann
10-04-2004, 05:25 PM
Show her lots of WWII flying movies where girls are just ga-ga over fighter pilots and tell her she ought to treat you the same way. Maybe you're not Van Johnson, but then, she's not Hedy Lamarr.

Feathered_IV
10-05-2004, 04:44 AM
Me: Honey, next time I'm on the computer all night I'll get a Dux Corvan for you okay?

Her: Whats that?

Me: Its Spanish.

Her: Is it yummy?

Texas LongHorn
10-05-2004, 04:51 AM
Here's how I do it, and it keeps the romance in the relationship, be it married or SO. It's sorta' like five or six rules to remember;
A) Surprise her with flowers DELIVERED to her place of work, then have your ace flower guy make a big show out of delivery, "No, I have to hand them to ****) By this time you have a crowd around the receptionist and all of them are women <ggg.> All are also oohing and aaahing about how romantic the whole scene is and what a great guy you must be to send a women flowers at work.
B) Once a year buy her something really nice, like a three thousand dollar tennis braclet. That works wonders.
C) Once you've been married five years or so do something wild that SHE want's to do. We did five weeks on a rented Sailboat in the Caymen's. It did wonders for our marriage <ggg.> Although I was a little sore for a while.
D) This always works, bring home a box of Chocolate, but a good quality small one rather than a pizza sized cheapo version. That tells her you don't want her to get fat, just enjoy the pleasures in life.
E) I saved the best for last: make her favorite breakfast in bed, be it toast or a full blown Farmers Omellete with all the fixin's. Dude, you won't get out of bed except to go the bathroom and fire up IL2FBAces.
All the best, LongHorn

Texas LongHorn
10-05-2004, 04:56 AM
I forgot the ten year rule- blow them away. I bought my wife a Roush Mustang. It's a full out hotrod Custom built with a factory warranty. The exact car can be seen in the movie "Hannibal" where Julianne Moore portrays Clarice Starling. A gift like that just keeps on giving. Besides, I get to drive it too <gggggggg.>
All the best, LongHorn

Feathered_IV
10-05-2004, 06:41 AM
Cor! Good advice but yachts and cars? - Sooo expensive!

Maybe I'll just get her The Dux instead.
Its a lot cheaper.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

BSS_Goat
10-05-2004, 06:48 AM
Ya'll slow down I'm trying to take notes .......

DuxCorvan
10-05-2004, 01:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Me: Honey, next time I'm on the computer all night I'll get a Dux Corvan for you okay?

Her: Whats that?

Me: Its Spanish.

Her: Is it yummy? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yum! Yummy! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

http://humor.ozu.es/Peliculas/risitascatetos.htm

http://www.elrellano.com/fotopostal/friquis/risitas.jpg

wadenator
10-05-2004, 04:49 PM
Dude, here's what I do. Have some buddies call every once in a while inviting you to a strip club or a guys night out. Then tell them you cant join them. After you hang up, tell your wife, "You know those guys like going to the strip clubs...I just like staying home with my wife (and family). I think I'm just going to mess around on the computer for a while."

Shes so glad your at home she wont mind that your play fb.

#2. Introduce her to HGTV on cable TV. Shell get so addicted to that **** shell forget who you are and you can fly all you want.

HGTV is like heroin for chicks.

Loki-PF
10-05-2004, 11:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wadenator:
#2. Introduce her to HGTV on cable TV. Shell get so addicted to that **** shell forget who you are and you can fly all you want.

HGTV is like heroin for chicks. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

BIG MISTAKE!!!! My wife is one of those kind (HGTV addicts). Came home from a stressfull day at work wanting nothing more than to play with my son for awhile and talk to my wife to unwind a bit, then after dinner crack open a frosty one and fly. I walked upstairs only to find every single thing in my office unplugged and moved out into the hallway. She was "painting". She got the urge after watching, you guessed it HGTV.

Still, I'm not complaining, the office will look great. Just beware about the HGTV thing it can sneak up and bite ya !

Copperhead310th
10-06-2004, 02:50 AM
you caould always tell her your testing out a new paint job on your Corsair....you know..
the one you named after her. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

BSS_Goat
10-06-2004, 06:40 AM
Here's how I do it, but ya'll cant tell anyone....

Step 1 Get the remote first
Step 2 Turn on History Channel(no matter what is on)
Step 3 Stare at TV till drool runs out of your mouth
Step 4 She will say "Do we really have to watch ___"
Step 5 Keep on doing Step 3
Step 6 She will say "Why dont you go play your game" or Step 4 again
Step 7 repeat steps 3-5 as needed

NOTES: STEP 1 IS CRITICAL!

DuxCorvan
10-06-2004, 07:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
Here's how I do it, but ya'll cant tell anyone....

Step 1 Get the remote first
Step 2 Turn on History Channel(no matter what is on)
Step 3 Stare at TV till drool runs out of your mouth
Step 4 She will say "Do we really have to watch ___"
Step 5 Keep on doing Step 3
Step 6 She will say "Why dont you go play your game" or Step 4 again
Step 7 repeat steps 3-5 as needed

NOTES: STEP 1 IS CRITICAL! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Not so good idea. Maybe's on something about Egyptians -women hate History as a whole, and specially contemporary History, but love ancient Egypt for unknown reasons; I guess they find it romantic- and she'll want to share her impressions with you -they always want you to share the TV programs you like the less. You'll find yourself making affirmative movements with your head and even affording an expensive trip to Egypt on your holidays, so you'll lose at a very same time the money to buy a new vid card, and the time to enjoy it.

Discarded!

T_O_A_D
10-06-2004, 08:15 AM
The one you have is good looking right, and complaining, right. Hmm get a ugly one that cooks and cleans,Thats all you really need anyways. And Dux wont come to visit either. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

No I'm just kidding. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Mine likes the card games. I built a machine for everyone in the family. I have 3 women that live with me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Well two are my daughters, Mid teens.
No you pups no pictures.

They won't fly, but we do get a good internal LAN game of "Medal of honor" or "Call of duty" game going often enough.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scen:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Trade her in for one that likes FB <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah? Good looking chicks don't like Combat Flight sims as a rule of thumb.

Do I what I did... I got my chick into online blackjack and Poker. She playes with her friends and it gives me some extra time for IL2.

Scendore's 2 cents <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Rhavin_
10-06-2004, 09:24 AM
....buy her a force feedback joystick too? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
She'll beg you to take up the Yak 9K over..and over....and over...

GT182
10-06-2004, 10:36 AM
Rules for Flying Online Without Guilt

1. Stay single.
2. Read rule # 1

Or, tell her how lucky she is that your not in a bar or anywhere chasing another woman. And she knows exactly where you are at all times. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

VFA-195 Moses
10-06-2004, 12:23 PM
Lot of oral sex for her not you

DuxCorvan
10-06-2004, 01:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Hmm get a ugly one that cooks and cleans,Thats all you really need anyways. And Dux wont come to visit either. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't be so sure. Uglies are enthusiastic and hot... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

initjust
10-06-2004, 01:38 PM
I guess you guys just haven't found the right one for you yet. I have an exceptional wife.

After 27 years she still loves me and is very tolerant and understanding and has no problem with my flying addiction.

So, I guess my advice would be to find a woman that is as special as my wife is...but...good luck with that for sure! You may not be so lucky since I'm sure I got one very special lady.

BSS_Goat
10-06-2004, 01:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by initjust:
I guess you guys just haven't found the right one for you yet. I have an exceptional wife.

After 27 years she still loves me and is very tolerant and understanding and has no problem with my flying addiction.

So, I guess my advice would be to find a woman that is as special as my wife is...but...good luck with that for sure! You may not be so lucky since I'm sure I got one very special lady. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What is she reading over your shoulder?

initjust
10-06-2004, 01:44 PM
Nope. I guess she just loves me and figures that if it makes me happy it makes her happy. Like I said, I got one of the special ones.....

However, she has stood behind me and watched as I fly sometimes but she just shakes her head and mutters something about boys and their toys and goes back to what she was doing.

DuxCorvan
10-06-2004, 01:50 PM
Five advices for a man to be happy:

1) It's important for him to find a woman who is tender and soft, and a good mother for her children.

2) It's important for him to find a woman of intelligence and culture, who is a brilliant worker, and who earns lots of money.

3) It's important for him to find a woman who is independent and resolutive, and who respects his space and does not care about how he does spend his free time or who are his friends.

4) It's important for him to find a gorgeous woman who enjoys sex and fun as much as him.

5) Finally, it is VERY important that these four women never meet each other... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

BSS_Goat
10-06-2004, 01:51 PM
Roger that initjust,
You are "The Lucky One" for sure, hope you saw the humor in my post.

peterm1
10-06-2004, 03:38 PM
There is NO placating "her." I just put my headphones on (good strategy) turn up the volume, stare at the screen, grab the joystick and go "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Later I pay the price.

initjust
10-06-2004, 06:26 PM
Yes sir Goat. I caught the humor and appreciate it as well.

Feathered_IV
10-07-2004, 06:03 AM
Back when FB first came out my wife gave me some cash with the instructions to get something "nice". I picked up FB and now whenever she suggests I'm playing too much I just take off my headphones and say "Thankyou sooo much honey, its the best present anyone has ever given me!".

Whats she gonna do?


(Heres a tip though for flight-simming on a budget. Get the Missus to stand behind you and push and shove you in the back to simulate the force feedback effect. It will save you a few bucks and she will get to feel involved too)

DuxCorvan
10-07-2004, 09:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Back when FB first came out my wife gave me some cash with the instructions to get something "nice". I picked up FB and now whenever she suggests I'm playing too much I just take off my headphones and say "Thankyou sooo much honey, its the best present anyone has ever given me!".
Whats she gonna do?
(Heres a tip though for flight-simming on a budget. Get the Missus to stand behind you and push and shove you in the back to simulate the force feedback effect. It will save you a few bucks and she will get to feel involved too) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ouch! My girlfriend only give me too small horrible shirts and suscriptions to gyms. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
What does she mean? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

As for the 'cheap' FFB effects, she is likely to simulate Anti-G suit compression directly on my throat, so I think I'll better not try it... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Daiichidoku
10-07-2004, 10:54 AM
best thing to do...

assuming there is ever oppurtunity...

buy her a flight in a warbird...she will be converted...(if you can afford you AND her taking a ride...if not, then buy it for yourself!)

at least get her a flight in any piston-engine type...the older the better

but then you may have to buy a second computer, and router, for her to fly FB, as well, hehe....

and if that happens, one has to be prepared that she will kick your @ss online!...or that you will have to take a fall and let her kill you when both online!

Clan_Graham
10-07-2004, 11:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
My advices won't help you, because we Spaniards are so good lovers we don't need anything but an hour a day to keep our ladies smiling all day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Being rich and having a handsome -preferably Spaniard- swimming-pool-cleaner or tennis teacher could also help your wife to allow you spending hours far from her. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I know one of those Spanish "lovers."
He's had three divorces and is working on his fourth.
He also only gets to keep about 20% of his pay cheques.

9th_Bloodfist
10-07-2004, 03:34 PM
I let mine watch whatever she wants on tv or do whatever it takes to keep her occupied. For some reason I have her believeing that this game is my stress reliever and with out it I would be grumpy aas hell.

DuxCorvan
10-07-2004, 04:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clan_Graham:
I know one of those Spanish "lovers."
He's had three divorces and is working on his fourth.
He also only gets to keep about 20% of his pay cheques. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Spanish, maybe, but not a Spaniard, and much less a Cantabrian. A Cantabrian never buys the cow when he can have the milk for free. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif