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Wild.Bill.Kelso
04-26-2006, 02:56 PM
I'm just glad this kid doesn't have TeamSpeak.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

J_Weaver
04-26-2006, 02:58 PM
That poor kid will have a stroke before he's 20. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

johann63
04-26-2006, 04:57 PM
well beyond sad..

CaptJodan
04-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Pills. Seriously, this kid must have some kind of psychological disorder. Take a valium.

96th_Nightshifter
04-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Holy s*@t!!!

All that anger, you think he is upset about one of the patches http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

badaboom.1
04-26-2006, 05:15 PM
Is this for real?.....If so the word RITALIN comes to mind.

96th_Nightshifter
04-26-2006, 05:27 PM
If I was his neighbour I'd kick his a$$ for all that noise - little punk.

mortoma
04-26-2006, 06:19 PM
He needs an exorcist or a pyschiatrist, one or the other. Maybe both!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Something severely wrong with that boy. Maybe a shot with a tranquilizer gun?? Set up for Elephant sized creatures?? Glad I can't understand German or whatever he was speaking. Dutch maybe??

james_ander
04-26-2006, 06:38 PM
I wonder what game he was playing. Porn wouldn't do that...would it?

shinden1974
04-26-2006, 06:46 PM
Wait, I know exactly who this is...

this is one of the guys in the Pe-2 thread after finding out Pe-2 was download only.

This is actually the reaction I imagine of the various FM whiners and red vs. blue screamers.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

slo_1_2_3
04-26-2006, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by shinden1974:
Wait, I know exactly who this is...

this is one of the guys in the Pe-2 thread after finding out Pe-2 was download only.

This is actually the reaction I imagine of the various FM whiners and red vs. blue screamers.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

This is actually the secret camera hidden in the wall that recorded my emotions during the instalation of the merged game and then towards the end its actualy put together with the film from when I found out pe-2 and the other 2 addons were gonna be download only just like you thought it was http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

SeaFireLIV
04-26-2006, 06:58 PM
I`d lock him in a small soundproof cube and drop him in the Atlantic Oceon.


Failing that, take away his PC and force him to take looong walks out in a park. Preferably in a strait-jacket until he was better.


p.s. I know THAT music! He`s playing UT2004!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif That`s it, i`m never touching that game again! I can`t be associated with that little brat!

zoinks_
04-26-2006, 07:10 PM
now that's immersion.

zoinks_
04-26-2006, 07:13 PM
i want to open a keyboard shop in his town. i'd even deliver. i better move close.

Bearcat99
04-26-2006, 07:56 PM
That kid reminded me of the stereotypical German mad scientist... before college.....

Daytraders
04-26-2006, 08:16 PM
hehe very good but put on, still fun to watch thou http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

marc_hawkins
04-26-2006, 08:44 PM
I`d lock him in a small soundproof cube and drop him in the Atlantic Oceon.

You old softy you, seafire http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

IL2-chuter
04-26-2006, 10:37 PM
Maybe if they had video games back in the 1920s Hitler and his buddies could have found an absorbing pastime doing LAN parties and we could have avoided that whole war thingy.


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


Just a thought.

knightflyte
04-27-2006, 01:05 AM
He was vulched on the runway...vulching is bad...see what it can do?

Old_Canuck
04-27-2006, 01:30 AM
Soon he'll have a driver's licence .. think about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

tigertalon
04-27-2006, 03:15 AM
Originally posted by Old_Canuck:
Soon he'll have a driver's licence .. think about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

And probably wife and kids too...

x6BL_Brando
04-27-2006, 03:41 AM
Not much "Parental Guidance" in evidence......do you think they left town? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

B.

96th_Nightshifter
04-27-2006, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by x6BL_Brando:
Not much "Parental Guidance" in evidence......do you think they left town? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

B.

If they have any sense they would have http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DoubleTap2005A
04-27-2006, 04:21 AM
Originally posted by Wild.Bill.Kelso:
I'm just glad this kid doesn't have TeamSpeak.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

What's the big deal? I do very much the same thing when I get shot down, and I don't think its anything strange.

Well, okay, the fact that I normally can't speak German until then is a LITTLE weird...

loppenainen
04-27-2006, 05:32 AM
Hopefully a put up. If real then it ranks with bumfights 4 entertainment. If the kid has a REAL prob then its a REAL shame, no laughing matter.[OK I laughed 1st then thought about it.]
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif
But then I am a cripple and if this is sooo coool I'll send in a clip of my next stroke [I've had 2 but not sure if I'm on a par 3 or 5, knowing my luck the next one will be an Albatross] At least 36 good years, then 10 of marriage. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Flying an he162 at 20ft inverted and firing the eject button used to provoke the same reaction till I projected into the real world i.e. Tu95 had a downward firing tail-gunner seat?! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

I still wouldn't want to pull eject in a Russian chopper. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

ImpStarDuece
04-27-2006, 06:06 AM
This is what happens when you switch from a MAc to a PC for the first time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BSS_Goat
04-27-2006, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by 96th_Nightshifter:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by x6BL_Brando:
Not much "Parental Guidance" in evidence......do you think they left town? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

B.

If they have any sense they would have http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

Treetop64
04-27-2006, 11:17 AM
Oh.

My.

Holy.

God.

That kid literally frightened me! I stopped the video about a third of the way through (not because he was scary, but because I'm at work right now, and people started coming to my office wondering what all the noise was.)

Does it get better? He was actually singing something at one stage!

What a candidate... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

TC_Stele
04-27-2006, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
That kid reminded me of the stereotypical German mad scientist... before college.....

Couldn't agree with you more. He'd be great for Hollywood for one of those crazed Panzer commanders.

Somebody mind translating (that is what can be translated). Interested to know what he's playing.

Treetop64
04-27-2006, 11:53 AM
Finished watching the video. Absolute Hilarity!! My office was filled with maybe fifteen other people watching the video, and we were all either cracking up, or putting our hands over our mouths in disbelief!

You know, I would LOVE to see that kid's reaction once he realizes he's world famous on the internet now... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

SeaFireLIV
04-27-2006, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by TC_Stele:
Couldn't agree with you more. He'd be great for Hollywood for one of those crazed Panzer commanders.

Somebody mind translating (that is what can be translated). Interested to know what he's playing.

Unreal Tournament 2004

CKY_86
04-27-2006, 12:59 PM
wow the word fruitcake comes to mind. wonder if it was something he ate?

shinden1974
04-27-2006, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by CKY_86:
wow the word fruitcake comes to mind. wonder if it was something he ate?

I'm actually hoping Ivan brings me one...oops wrong thread...

Platypus_1.JaVA
04-27-2006, 01:17 PM
Hehe... I like the part where he loses his escape key http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Smilies like: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif and http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif apply here I think.

He is not playing UT2004 anyways. Probably Il-2 PF I think that is one of the "Luftwhiners" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

CKY_86
04-27-2006, 01:38 PM
He is not playing UT2004 anyways. Probably Il-2 PF I think that is one of the "Luftwhiners" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

here's a small translation-

MY 190 DOESNT HAVE CORRECT DIVE SPEED RRRRAAAAGGGHHHH
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2839/12su.gif

Daytraders
04-27-2006, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Treetop64:
Finished watching the video. Absolute Hilarity!! My office was filled with maybe fifteen other people watching the video, and we were all either cracking up, or putting our hands over our mouths in disbelief!

You know, I would LOVE to see that kid's reaction once he realizes he's world famous on the internet now... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

as my above post said very good acting and he knew he was being filmed and he posted to the net himself proabuly, so he realises i think http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif we have you have been framed in this country and alot of thouse are set up, but still fun watching it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

han freak solo
04-27-2006, 01:50 PM
I couldn't understand a word . . .

That was the funniest thing I saw all day!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

CKY_86
04-27-2006, 06:34 PM
if thats what he's like while playing a game, id hate to see his reaction if he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

cmw1980
04-28-2006, 05:21 AM
RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITRITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN RITALIN!!!!! NOOOOWWWW PPLEEEAAASSSSEEE!!!!!(thats what he said I reckon! hehe) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

cmw1980
04-28-2006, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by CKY_86:
if thats what he's like while playing a game, id hate to see his reaction if he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif
You'd have to call the cops, fast! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

M2morris
04-28-2006, 08:08 AM
Man that kid is screwed up holy $--t!
How bout this; what if he was only playing solitaire!!
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Max.Power
04-28-2006, 02:24 PM
I think it was staged. Either that or this kid has some really complex problems...

naw.

I think it was staged AND he has some really complex problems.

I think he was making a video like croyts. It has lots of language in it, so if you want to find it, google 'croyt halo 2' or something. It in many ways is even more sad.

edit: The kid in that video is waiting for the game to start. He's saying, "Quickly! PLAY! PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY!" etc.

Maverick_MW
04-28-2006, 03:21 PM
Any of our German friends care to translate in exactly? Any clues as to what game it is?

carguy_
04-28-2006, 06:32 PM
If this was not staged then it`s very scary to think we have humans like this playing pc games.
Ppl like this I would lock up in a comfy room when they can`t hurt themselves and would have some time to think about life.

I would give him some personal bruises first though. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Max.Power
04-29-2006, 02:40 AM
That's pretty much exactly what he's saying. He's just waiting for a game to play and going mental.

general_kalle
04-29-2006, 08:56 AM
ive seen it in another tread at silent hunter forum
hes playing unreal turnement and hes getting shot...
hes wierd

Heavy_Metal1982
04-30-2006, 01:26 AM
If you thought that kid was bad he isn't as bad as the Halo kid. For those who have seen the videos of him screaming and punching his TV because he isn't very good and dies all the time, then you know what I'm talking about. I would post a link, but I thought I would save some heartache and not post it for you guys http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

JG52Karaya-X
04-30-2006, 02:26 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4535339736414711626&q=Halo+kid&pl=true

You mean that kid? He's not playing Halo... He's playing IL2 with a gamepad flying a SpitIX http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

knightflyte
04-30-2006, 07:53 PM
Well, why not...............


http://www.break.com/index/angrygamer27.html

BigKahuna_GS
05-01-2006, 02:20 AM
S!

That has got to be Kurfurst communcating to the 109 team on the Ubi Forums !
Kurfy is basically saying the 109 MUST be BETTER than all other IL2 fighters or ELSE !

Kurfy got so mad he smashed his autographed picture of David Hasslehoff--- http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
http://www.baywatch.com/images/cast/castmember/Mitch/Mitch-03_large.jpg



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Grue_
05-02-2006, 11:27 AM
I predict a successful career in politics http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

major_setback
05-03-2006, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by Old_Canuck:
Soon he'll have a driver's licence .. think about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif


....and having sex...think about it.

Old_Canuck
05-04-2006, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by major_setback:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Old_Canuck:
Soon he'll have a driver's licence .. think about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif


....and having sex...think about it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

.. thinking ... still thinking .. naw can't get my head around that one. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Shrike_UK
05-05-2006, 03:02 PM
i think he just got boontyboxed http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

for those who didnt watch till the end, he destroys his keyboard Jimi Hendrix stylee

BueJack
05-05-2006, 03:13 PM
He just spoke to Targ...
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif