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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 04:22 AM
I just wanted to introduce myself, My name is Yuri Yakoslav, I am RBJ's father. I heard him giggling like an idiot (beavis and ******** style) It usually means he is up to trouble. I will try to make sure he behaves on here.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 04:22 AM
I just wanted to introduce myself, My name is Yuri Yakoslav, I am RBJ's father. I heard him giggling like an idiot (beavis and ******** style) It usually means he is up to trouble. I will try to make sure he behaves on here.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 04:25 AM
Are you sure you aren't kidding? I'm not.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 04:53 AM
Put some vaseline around his neck and pull...he is clearly being choked to death by his own sfincter.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 04:59 AM
Put some Toilet bowl cleaner in his soda, works everytime /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Though Im not sure what it works on :l


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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 04:59 AM
Man, I LOVE your handle!

Expect to be told to change it, though. I had a couple of pretty good ones but they were too "vulgar" for the official Guardians of the Boring.

Thanks, anyway, for providing another IBTL opportunity. And another OT thread, of which there have been far too few since the mods got so tiresome.

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:01 AM
It's not vulgar and hope to keep the name. I have been using it for a couple months on ubi hl and mostly ase

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Message Edited on 06/21/0304:30AM by ACE.HOLE

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:18 AM
Yeah, well, I didn't consider "Hugh_G_Rexion" vulgar either, but they did. And I got a snippy little PM telling me to Cease & Desist.

They had some problems with "Heywood_Jablomi" too. Very strange set of values governing this little venue....

So I'll be interested in seeing whether they let you get away with this one. If they do I'll consider myself free to reactivate one or both of the above.

In any case I admire your style.

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:24 AM
Why do you feel the nead for such names anyway ?

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:25 AM
Hi Ace.Hole, we have a few other aceholes around here already.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:40 AM
- Why do you feel the nead for such names anyway ?


Can't speak for the AceHole, pourshot, but I don't feel the "nead" at all. It's just something that amuses me. Which very few things in here do, these days.

Didn't you ever do something just because you damn well felt like it?

Besides, it annoys some boring people, and that's a worthy goal in itself.

But this is the AceHole's thread so let's not talk about me. I'd rather hear about his experiences as RBJ's da.

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Message Edited on 06/21/0304:42AM by Blind_Joe_Death

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:43 AM
Keep that guy in line Ace, the Mods sure don't do a thing and they don't give us an ignore option either.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:44 AM
In some parts of the world the unibrow is quite dignified.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 06:59 AM
Hummmm, there is something quite familiar about your name there buddy. Some thread about trim on a slider... I wonder what it is.....Oh yah, I remember now. Does that make me YOUR father? bad thought that. I am to young. Yes, to young to be your father. Into the past you must go. Find the answers you seek hummm?

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 07:13 AM
ACE.HOLE wrote:
- I just wanted to introduce myself, My name is Yuri
- Yakoslav, I am RBJ's father. I heard him giggling
- like an idiot (beavis and ******** style) It usually
- means he is up to trouble. I will try to make sure
- he behaves on here.
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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 07:19 AM
I am more bored than you are, nyah! see? Should we talk about split personalitys? *No we shoulden't!* #no, no, lets ask him about E management!# Shut up! I am trying to type! *But the trees kill you even though you can see thru them!* ARRRRRGHHHHH!





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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 08:16 AM
Who is this one that calls himself Acehole???

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 08:47 AM
Wolfstriked wrote:
- Who is this one that calls himself Acehole???

He is your father luke /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 09:09 AM
What a pile of crap!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 10:02 AM
I think I understand now...

I translated ACE.HOLE's statement into German and then back to English on Babelfish, here's the result:

I wanted to present straight me, my name am Yuri Yakoslav, I am father RBJs. I heard it, how an idiot too kichern (beavis and ******** kind), which is normally it up to the trouble meant. I try to examine it me take away on here

It all makes sense now! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Be sure!

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 10:09 AM
I smell something rotten here, wasn't there a guy on here way back who posted some pictures of that "asian prince "?


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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 10:16 AM
Look at this guy.He`s a monobrow!Two RBJs is too many ARRGHH!

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 12:17 PM
LMAO, TWIN MORONS..... RBJ & HIS LONG LOST FATHER ACE HOLE


Classic!!!



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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 01:06 PM
Locking

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