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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 10:09 PM
A long time ago when I first found the IL2 site I remember a very funny post that went... "You know you got it bad when.....the list was long and very funny,it hit home.I sure would like to see that list again. or some of youalls(southerner) You know you got it bads! You know you got it bad when the last thing you remember telling your wife'"Only 10 more minutes Honey" then its 5:00 am!

XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 10:09 PM
A long time ago when I first found the IL2 site I remember a very funny post that went... "You know you got it bad when.....the list was long and very funny,it hit home.I sure would like to see that list again. or some of youalls(southerner) You know you got it bads! You know you got it bad when the last thing you remember telling your wife'"Only 10 more minutes Honey" then its 5:00 am!

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 01:35 AM
And that means that...
What are the other things, though?
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"The show must go on..."

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 01:47 AM
Ask the guy with the playing cards painted on his tricycle, overmodeled YAK3.

He had it deleted.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 02:14 AM
You know you got it bad when you got the wifes windex out trying to clean a spot smaller than a grain of salt!

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 02:43 AM
-When you are trading all your online porn time for just a couple of more missions in HL!

-When you say"squeeze it just like you're in a P-39 on the edge of stalling honey, you know what I mean! No, throttle back, just a little more trim........AHHHhhhhhhhh!"

-When you actually lose your job because you were surfing the internet looking for interesting pics to post here!{nod to you Gibbage1}


-When you sit on this forum all day at work [like I do/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif ] And hope you are drunk, stoned, and just plain wierd enough to not have everyone automaticly want to shoot you down the first chance they get!

-When the worst thing that happened to you today was not getting a Simpsons charicter afilliated with your online persona and having to go cry to your wife about it!

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 02:53 AM
~S~ All

You actually fall asleep at the pc trying to research what you need to upgrade to a ILFB pc.(nose down in the ashtry!)

For some of you..no need to type a messg just post more of those home built cockpits! Sometimes I wonder if they are joking but then I think about it and fiqure-nope..I would if I knew how! lol.

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:14 AM
When I'm rich and famous I'm buying a (correctly-modelled http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ) fw-190 cockpit and putting an 8086 into it, along with an old Atari joystick and a 11" CGA monitor.
Once I'm done laughing I'll get another cockpit and top the 13 monitor, 9 computer package setup. Maybe plasma screen TVs all around.
Now, all I need is the fame and fortune. *ponders*

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:20 AM
Like when I caught myself in traffic using a spot on my bike's windshield to line up a deflection shot on a Lexus?

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:23 AM
When your boss asks for a heads up play and you respond with.....

Roger.



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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 05:30 AM
-you break a perfectly good Logitech Force Feedback joystick trying, on a whim, to use the force feedback circuits to power a 10" subwoofer you bolted to your chair, AND you posted your step-by-step progress including the failing moment on this forum /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

-you replace your motherboard and processor, going from Intel to AMD on a hunch that there's a bug with Pentiums that's preventing your 3D glasses from working with IL2. 6 months later, even though you now know that you were right, the 3D glasses are in a shoebox somewhere and you've replaced the GeForce 4 with a Parhelia and once again upgraded your processor /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

-you create a contoured cardboard screen 8 feet wide and 6 feet tall, cover it with a white bedsheet, and spend the entire [work] day playing sims on your LCD projector, testing a theory on wrap-around cockpits using modified field-of-view settings in CFS3 (which turned out to work well, btw) /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

-you want your online kill score so bad that while on final approach, you foolishly answer the phone thinking its an urgent phone call, then end up circling the airfield for 15 minutes while talking to your bank about the reissued credit card you need reinitialized /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

-while out for dinner with your girlfriend in a perfectly romantic setting, you end up, complete with all the hand gestures, explaining in great detail to her how you think you've figured out a technique to use the BF109's stall characteristics to make tighter turns, of course hoping it impresses her which it appears to /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

-while out the following week for dinner again, a large part of the dinner conversation revolves around your extremely enjoyable moral victories against RayBanJockey in the forums this week /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

-after a perfectly good evening of action with the "honey", instead of cuddling you spend time in front of the computer showing her your "Hero of the Soviet Union" career medal (she's Russian), and then proceed to show her how you created a skin for your LA7 to look like the 1/48 scale model clipped-wing invasion-striped Spitfire you just finished building last week /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


Naw, I don't have any form of simming problem /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif




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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 06:03 AM
Thats the spirit Dexmiester,thats what im talkin about When you take your tower, mouse and keyboard into work to show your buds how you blew away those funky little rocket jets the night before! Me262 w rockets= fast fun!

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 06:15 AM
You have it bad when....

you find a silouhette of a FW-109 in the middle of the night and immediatly take the offensive, tripping over the cat.

You have leftover dishes from meals stocked all over your room and still you didn;t mind the smell because, hey, the pilot seat probably smelled worse.

You think "Band of Brothers' sucked because there was not enough aircraft battles in it.

You find your brother's FW-109 on the floor, run to your room, pick up your Spitfire, and vulched the FW-109 with your foot.

XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 06:25 AM
- End-Lusers attach plane photos to emails when requesting account privledge escelations because you are a known B.O.F.H (google it) and plane-pix make you happy.

- You rename the computers on your internal network after forum members who get on your nerves, then DoS those machines.

- When in those boring meetings with PHB's you technobable the veeps to death and sprinkle aircraft acronyms in with network acronyms.

- The PHB asks that you turn your speakers off before leaving because the P-51 screen-saver sound effects are a bit annoying.

- Your gaming rig is setup so that typing requires moving furniture.

- You start rebuilding your old chopper (motorcycle) and realize that it would look really cool in olive drab with a sharks mouth on the tank.

- You wonder why Dex hasn't married that woman.

- This forum inspires a Business Plan.

- You wish for a dedicated server that'll run on some unix variant (for painfully obvious reasons).

And finally:

- You suddenly realize that Discovery Wings does indeed show the same crap over and over and you still don't care.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 06:39 AM
When you realize that an FW-109 isn't a real aircraft @_@

When you get so angry at the overmodeled flak you bash your fist on the table so hard you knock the subwoofer 1/2 an inche into the air (the noise it made was EARSPLITTING)

When you realize how to tweak your gun convergence, you jump out of bed at four in the morning on a work night to test it.

WHen you get so angry that an enemy shot and killed your teammate, you chase him down, expend all your ammo, and ram your aircraft into his while screaming obscenities you never remembered using (now my dog stares at me)

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 08:14 AM
Funny stuff/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

the thought of getting a dot tattoed on your forehead seems logical.

you mention the Sturmovik game and the person gets that look on their face/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif (noooo not again)

when....ANYTIME you get up at 4am to try something out.

your at a party and you ask if you can check your hotmail and instead check on status of patch/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Tully__
06-21-2003, 10:13 AM
BaldieJr wrote:
-- End-Lusers attach plane photos to emails when requesting account privledge escelations because you are a known B.O.F.H (google it) and plane-pix make you happy.



LMFAO /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 12:16 PM
...when you force your girlfriend to shoot bombers in QMB with a Yak hoping she will understand you from now on.

... when you invite friends to come over and have a nice evening and as soon as they arrive tell them they can sit next to you while you play online.

...when you don't really talk to much to people on the phone cause the forum you're reading is more interesting for you.

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XyZspineZyX
06-21-2003, 02:17 PM
Gershy wrote:
- ...when you don't really talk to much to people on
- the phone cause the forum you're reading is more
- interesting for you.

I can't tell you how many times I've hit refresh on this forum and completely lost track of what I was talking on the phone about "Um, yeah.... Um, actually, can you repeat that? I was just quickly reading something" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Luckily I've figured out how to read forums and talk to my mother at the same time, giving her the impression I'm very enthused by her rivetting stories /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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