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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 04:06 PM
I am thinking about editing messages for online play and would like to know what you guys think about all this business.

How would you format the messages like...

Player A joined the game
Cheating detected
Player A fried in his cockpit
Player A got killed
Player A destoys controls on the players B plane
...

And so on.. you know all the messages...


Gimme your best shot /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 04:06 PM
I am thinking about editing messages for online play and would like to know what you guys think about all this business.

How would you format the messages like...

Player A joined the game
Cheating detected
Player A fried in his cockpit
Player A got killed
Player A destoys controls on the players B plane
...

And so on.. you know all the messages...


Gimme your best shot /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


Regards,
VFC*Crazyivan
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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 04:18 PM
IIRC this will only work (for all) if they download the 'new' message file.

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Which is a shame because it's a cracking idea.

I hope I'm wrong but I have a vague memory.......

XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 04:25 PM
Hmm.. i saw all new messages when i was on Hunters server.. i thought Host is posting them. Will try it tonight. Maybe FBDaemon does it?

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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 04:36 PM
I actually always wondered why they have the messages of 'controls damaged'.

Seems that the enemy doesn't need to know that type of information http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 05:02 PM
an errant dust particle has renderd the controls on your 109 useless

"insert name" is not really cheating they just need to check the ping to this server before joining

"insert name" was owned by "insert name"

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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 06:50 PM
"gore_pk301 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s 30mm shell.
gore_pk302 {0} puts a cannon shell through {1}''s body.
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage.

gore_headshot1 {0} scores a headshot on {1}!
gore_headshot2 {0} kills {1} with a headshot!
gore_headshot3 {0} beheaded {1}!"

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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 08:43 PM
O K A Y

" user name " didnt destroy " user name " , they just collided

" user name " has suffered a collision

" user name " was taken out by a no-good , dirty collider

" user name " suxors for trying to taran

" user name " cant kill by DFing so has to collide

" user name " is a homo for not getting hurt in that last collision



i think im getting to the point with this

XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 08:48 PM
Remind me to kamikaze a lot more. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 08:54 PM
RBJs_Alias took yet another screenshot
Screenshot taking has been detected
Hey "user", your printscrn privledges are revoked.
Even trim couldn't save "user"
Had "user" not been hit by AAA 10 minutes ago, "user1" would not have stood a chance.
"Users" warp drive could not save him from "user1"'s warp drive.

Just take every lame excuse you've ever heard and turn it into a message.

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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 10:16 PM
How about 1"Whoops SORRY" AGAIN
2"OH B*M
3 "bet i can't do that again"
4",where the hell am i"

XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 10:30 PM
"Player X has landed and will be donning new underwear as soon as he can stop kissing the ground."

"Player X has completed a semi-controlled and non-fatal landing that, while denting his kite, has not caused serious or irreperable damage to self."

"Player X has completed an uncontrolled and slightly fatal landing that has reduced his aircraft and self to lots of small bits."

"Player X has decided to return to real life where his chances for survival are nominally greater than on VFC_Host server."

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XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 10:39 PM
One more:

"If Player X were a bird he'd be a dodo: flightless, dumb and extinct."

My impressions of the last two months revolve around dawns. Pink dawns, grey dawns, misty, rainy and windy dawns, but always dawns; first light. Shadowy Spitfires and quietness . . . . Geoffrey Wellum, First Light.

XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 11:25 PM
"Player A Killed Player B; Player C Stole Player A Points"

"Player A Ran home to get glory points leaving his wing"

"Player A is in a flight pattern and not engaging bogies awaiting Player B Death"

"Player A Killed Player B,C &D. Player A got Killed by player E. Player A Lost 300 Points for Winging his team;but as a token of appreciation here's 30!"

XyZspineZyX
10-17-2003, 11:29 PM
" user name " didnt destroy " user name " , they just collided

" user name " has suffered a collision

" user name " was taken out by a no-good , dirty collider

" user name " suxors for trying to taran

" user name " cant kill by DFing so has to collide

" user name " is a homo for not getting hurt in that last collision


"Player A Killed Player B; Player C Stole Player A Points"

"Player A Ran home to get glory points leaving his wing"

"Player A is in a flight pattern and not engaging bogies awaiting Player B Death"

"Player A Killed Player B,C &D. Player A got Killed by player E. Player A Lost 300 Points for Winging his team;but as a token of appreciation here's 30!"


Man, i feel alot of hostility in the air /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Good stuff, keep em coming /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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XyZspineZyX
10-18-2003, 11:04 PM
- " user name " didnt destroy " user name " , they
- just collided
-
- " user name " has suffered a collision
-
- " user name " was taken out by a no-good , dirty
- collider
-
- " user name " suxors for trying to taran
-
- " user name " cant kill by DFing so has to collide
-
- " user name " is a homo for not getting hurt in that
- last collision
-
-
- "Player A Killed Player B; Player C Stole Player A
- Points"
-
- "Player A Ran home to get glory points leaving his
- wing"
-
- "Player A is in a flight pattern and not engaging
- bogies awaiting Player B Death"
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- "Player A Killed Player B,C &D. Player A got Killed
- by player E. Player A Lost 300 Points for Winging
- his team;but as a token of appreciation here's 30!"
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-
- Man, i feel alot of hostility in the air /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif


LOL ....these are great. I think i might have a couple more

"Player A has been blown out of the sky by Player D, but only because Player A spent about 3 minutes scissoring and turning to reduce the energy and get good position on Player B, but Player C has swooped in outta nowhere IN FRONT on Player A to steal easy kill , meanwhile IGNORING Player D creeping up behind Player A, who's currently too p!ssed to fly straight. I mean, wouldn't it have just made more sense to go after the sec.."


That might be a teensy bit to wordy, but you get the idea.

and also


"Player A has just laneded, by Split S'ing DIRECTLY out of a turn fight to neutral runway, and is waiting to call the previously involved Player B a stinkin vulcher if he blows his @ss away like should!"

- Man, i feel alot of hostility in the air



just a little...

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XyZspineZyX
10-19-2003, 04:01 AM
"Player X has successfully landed...despite this, Player Y will receive an undeserved kill"



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XyZspineZyX
10-19-2003, 11:45 AM
Strangest one if ever seen was

{User} lands on the water.

now how in the hell did they do that? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif lol

& no there wasnt any one flying a PBY from out side at the time. I can only suspect that they are preping for Gib's Catalina to be flyable

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XyZspineZyX
10-19-2003, 12:48 PM
How about player x has beed captured by the enemy... sorry already taken!

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