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mean_mango
11-17-2005, 11:13 AM
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

mean_mango
11-17-2005, 11:13 AM
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

BaldieJr
11-17-2005, 11:22 AM
i wont read this untill dec 1. thanks.

Chuck_Older
11-17-2005, 02:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BaldieJr:
i wont read this untill dec 1. thanks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your Christmas is on December 1st? What are you, superstitious?

woofiedog
11-17-2005, 10:26 PM
mean_mango... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

polak5
11-18-2005, 03:05 AM
was there a new HOTAS for me in santas present bag?

cmirko
11-18-2005, 03:17 AM
LMAO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif, made my day http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif thx m8