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Airmail109
05-09-2007, 10:34 AM
For the love of god never get involved with a woman whos

1) Arty and quirky
2) Dumps her problems early on, on you
3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)
4) Sends you text messages everyday
5) Dismissive of other peoples problems
6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many
7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

Listen to your gut guys, don't like I ignore your
gut feeling just because you want some action

No matter how charming or sweet they seem

Please share any bad expirences with nutso women

Friendly_flyer
05-09-2007, 10:45 AM
You mean stay clear of women in general?

Airmail109
05-09-2007, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
You mean stay clear of women in general?

If all women have Narcissistic Personality Disorder then yes

Perhaps, Ill find a sane one

John_Pimlott
05-09-2007, 10:49 AM
Someone sticky this thread!!
Aimail knows what he's talking about.
Amen.

BSS_Goat
05-09-2007, 10:52 AM
I bet the sex was kick @ss....

thefruitbat
05-09-2007, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
You mean stay clear of women in general?

If all women have Narcissistic Personality Disorder then yes

Perhaps, Ill find a sane one </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Unfortunatley, you have stumbled on one of life's great problems. Good luck http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

cheers fruitbat

crazyivan1970
05-09-2007, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
For the love of god never get involved with a woman whos

1) Arty and quirky
2) Dumps her problems early on, on you
3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)
4) Sends you text messages everyday
5) Dismissive of other peoples problems
6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many
7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

Listen to your gut guys, don't like I ignore your
gut feeling just because you want some action

No matter how charming or sweet they seem

Please share any bad expirences with nutso women

We all wondered what happened to you... apparently that: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Airmail109
05-09-2007, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I bet the sex was kick @ss....

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

horseback
05-09-2007, 10:55 AM
Don't be silly. A cute @ss cancels out neurotic behavior every time! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

cheers

horseback

John_Wayne_
05-09-2007, 10:55 AM
1) Arty and quirky

You wanted a shag. She wanted to go to a gallery.

2) Dumps her problems early on, on you

You wanted a shag. She wanted to talk about something.

3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)

You wanted a shag. She told you that you were an amazing guy, but...

4) Sends you text messages everyday

You wanted a shag. She wanted to communicate.

5) Dismissive of other peoples problems

She wanted a shag. You couln't perform.

6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many

She told her friend

7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

You wanted a shag. It seemed selfish to you that she didn't, despite explaining why not.

thefruitbat
05-09-2007, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by John_Wayne_:
1) Arty and quirky

You wanted a shag. She wanted to go to a gallery.

2) Dumps her problems early on, on you

You wanted a shag. She wanted to talk about something.

3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)

You wanted a shag. She told you that you were an amazing guy, but...

4) Sends you text messages everyday

You wanted a shag. She wanted to communicate.

5) Dismissive of other peoples problems

She wanted a shag. You couln't perform.


6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many

She told her friend

7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

You wanted a shag. It seemed selfish to you that she didn't, despite explaining why not.

John wayne ftw http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Airmail109
05-09-2007, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by John_Wayne_:
1) Arty and quirky

You wanted a shag. She wanted to go to a gallery.

2) Dumps her problems early on, on you

You wanted a shag. She wanted to talk about something.

3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)

You wanted a shag. She told you that you were an amazing guy, but...

4) Sends you text messages everyday

You wanted a shag. She wanted to communicate.

5) Dismissive of other peoples problems

She wanted a shag. You couln't perform.

6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many

She told her friend

7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

You wanted a shag. It seemed selfish to you that she didn't, despite explaining why not.

No no dude. In fact I love going round galleries, I love talking, I love having someone intelligent to talk to.

Dismissive of her friends (****ged a lot of her own friends off even her best)

Arty and quirky (to look cool, had no real knowledge of art)

Amazing (cmon really, would you appreciate texts at 1 am?)

Dismissive of her friends problems (eg wasnt willing to help her friends out)

Not interested in if you talked about something, she didn't know anythng about but expected you to listen to her

Problems (talked about all her problems in life, didn't want to hear of anyone elses)

Your all wrong!

Airmail ftw

Did you know that I go for womens personalities?

faustnik
05-09-2007, 11:18 AM
Aimail,

I can't make a proper judgement in this thread without pics.

...and yes, I like the ones with with the big "personalities" too. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Airmail109
05-09-2007, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by faustnik:
Aimail,

I can't make a proper judgement in this thread without pics.

...and yes, I like the ones with with the big "personalities" too. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I have some honor http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

hehehe

faustnik
05-09-2007, 11:34 AM
Well, I'll take your desciption then http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif , was she hot enough to be worth it?


BTW, you are too serious, guys (read that people) who take this stuff too seriously always get burned and then bummed out. Until you are really ready to settle down and have kids, view it all as just fun.

(Not aiming this just at you but, any person under 30 really.)

Worf101
05-09-2007, 11:43 AM
Pheh....

You obviously haven't lived much. I learned those lessons LAST century. And you left out a more than a few as well. Never date a woman who...

8. Takes "anti- depression medication" on a regular basis.

9. Hasn't had a relationship in since Clinton left office.

10. Last husband died mysteriously.

11. Has walls covered with pics of her grandkids.

12. Can't program a DVR.

13. Can't drive worth a damn.

14. Asks you weekly what you thought of "American Idol", no matter how many times you tell her you're out flying with the Squad.

15. Doesn't know who Stalin, Hitler, Churchill, Roosevelt or Bush were/are.

16. Asks you weekly what you thought of "Dancing with the Stiffs", no matter how many times you tell her you're out flying with the Squad.

I could go on and on and on and on...

Da Worfster

flox
05-09-2007, 11:48 AM
One addition to the list:

-Thinks she is smarter than most people despite not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're".

Not that I speak from experience or anything. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

MEGILE
05-09-2007, 11:51 AM
I hate the axe murders... gets me every time.

Fastunik hit the nail on the head however.

BaldieJr
05-09-2007, 11:58 AM
Hey I met a gal this past weekend, in a bar no less, who was very attractive and intelligent too. I swear!

She says to me "[Something politically uncool to talk about here] serves no ones best interest.".

I was like "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!".

After she repeated it I said "I disagree because [counter point unworthy of discussion here]. Although I can see why you might think the way you do.".

And she responds "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!".

Then we shared 3 hours of Jameson and great conversation (without blanket statements or generalizations). It was the most amazing thing.

So, if you wait 36 years you too will meet an amazing woman.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Breeze147
05-09-2007, 11:58 AM
pstpixpls.

Capt.LoneRanger
05-09-2007, 12:01 PM
too late - I'm allready married. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

WWSpinDry
05-09-2007, 12:02 PM
So what you're saying is if you're already married to such a person, fuggedaboudit, you're screwed?

WWSensei
05-09-2007, 12:04 PM
Pffft. I once dated a part-time dominatrix with a severe manic-depressive condition. You haven't had a real "psychotic biatch" relationship if it didn't involve at least one restraining order. Hell, she left a disemboweled cat on my car (after slashing the tires of course). Was a helluva ride while it lasted though. Made you feel alive. Of course, constant death threats can do that to you, ya know?

LStarosta
05-09-2007, 12:05 PM
Here's one:

Never date a woman that is already in a relationship with someone else, because it just feels weird when there's pictures of she and her boyfriend on the nightstand, and it's considered extremely rude to ask her to put them face-down.

I've got a bad habit of doing that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

carguy_
05-09-2007, 12:07 PM
Nutso women?
I have such a "friend".Very nicely fits the description with an exception she is amazingly intelligent.Yet she is naive!How can a freakin Einstein of a woman be naive?!

Didn`t date her bcuz I think her character is disgusting.I frequently make fun of her when talking with her and it pisses her off.Luv giving her a taste of her own medicine.


Although visually she is everything a man wants.

Capt.LoneRanger
05-09-2007, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by WWSpinDry:
So what you're saying is if you're already married to such a person, fuggedaboudit, you're screwed?


Well, honestly, I had quite luck with my wife. She's one of the more normal kind, it seems. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

WWSpinDry
05-09-2007, 12:14 PM
Oh, I didn't mean me, specifically; I got it right the second time around. I meant that by the thread title this advice only works on bachelors. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

TC_Stele
05-09-2007, 12:28 PM
This forum is turning into an all boys club, now. Ladies will be repelled against this forum.

WWSpinDry
05-09-2007, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by TC_Stele:
Ladies will be repelled against this forum.
Naw; they'll still be helplessly drawn to the machismo of so many fighter pilot wannabes in the same place. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

jensenpark
05-09-2007, 12:34 PM
They are all the same guys.

A wise man once told me "remember, women are the enemy".

Until they marry you. Then they are simply the enemy living in the same house.

We never learn though.

Nickisis
05-09-2007, 12:43 PM
I think I just got lucky with my wife. Now mind you, I spent 30 years meeting all the wrong one's, but I have to say for all the headache and misery, it was something I can look back on fondly.

Oh, and she has BIG "personalities", so that always helps...lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

joeap
05-09-2007, 12:50 PM
Still waiting for the right lady to share my life and have a family with, I will not be put off by these stories. I hope. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

x6BL_Brando
05-09-2007, 12:52 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Rats! Just as I thought I could finally flex my intellectual muscle and brandish my degree - you're all just nattering about men and their fear of women

Disappointing!

B - BA (Hons)

leitmotiv
05-09-2007, 12:53 PM
Sensei, got it right, as usual. The crazier they are, the more alive you feel, and, often, later on, the harder you kick yourself. Beats dying of piles. Presently involved with mega-talented writer who is driving me crazy. Could have gone for a nice cozy woman who wanted to sit by the fire. Nope, not me. My idea of a good time would have been flying a B5N2 at the LEXINGTON.

Fear of women!

AKA_TAGERT
05-09-2007, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
For the love of god never get involved with a woman whos

1) Arty and quirky
2) Dumps her problems early on, on you
3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)
4) Sends you text messages everyday
5) Dismissive of other peoples problems
6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many
7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

Listen to your gut guys, don't like I ignore your
gut feeling just because you want some action

No matter how charming or sweet they seem

Please share any bad expirences with nutso women Ah... I remember my first RED HEADED NURSE!

She was a basket case too!

The 2nd one was not as bad!

The 3rd was like the first!

The 4th was a single mom and her kids were worse than she was!

So I gave up on RED HEADED NURCES..

Stick with the blonds!

ploughman
05-09-2007, 01:04 PM
Teh woman I think about most (part from Mrs. P of course) is the one that drove me stark frekin' bonkers and left me whimpering.

I'm not saying you should be shopping for the next Mrs. Aimail at McNutters, but you'll feel the wind in your hair if you do.

John_Wayne_
05-09-2007, 01:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lUkYiAgWU

ploughman
05-09-2007, 01:09 PM
Ah, G. Formby. He IS still dead isn't he?

John_Wayne_
05-09-2007, 01:10 PM
Aren't we all?

Huxley_S
05-09-2007, 01:10 PM
I love women me. Most of my best friends are sassy, intelligent women. I find being around women brings out my better qualities. My girlfriend is as mad as a brush. We have a great time, life is never dull.

ploughman
05-09-2007, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by John_Wayne_:
Aren't we all?

I'm going to be thinking about that for quite some time.

John_Wayne_
05-09-2007, 01:16 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Airmail109
05-09-2007, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
Sensei, got it right, as usual. The crazier they are, the more alive you feel, and, often, later on, the harder you kick yourself. Beats dying of piles. Presently involved with mega-talented writer who is driving me crazy. Could have gone for a nice cozy woman who wanted to sit by the fire. Nope, not me. My idea of a good time would have been flying a B5N2 at the LEXINGTON.

Fear of women!

That was my problem

But like, fully blown psychosis crazy

Philipscdrw
05-09-2007, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Ah, G. Formby. He IS still dead isn't he?
Nope. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGGxBPSQRX8)

LEBillfish
05-09-2007, 01:58 PM
Want advice?...Here's your advice....

Submit now, abandon all hope, resistance is futile...You will be assimilated to the female ideal or suffer long and torturous lives.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

BSS_Goat
05-09-2007, 01:59 PM
To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!


He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.



Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.



He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb @ss"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong

ploughman
05-09-2007, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Submit now, abandon all hope, resistance is futile...suffer long and torturous lives.


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

shahram177
05-09-2007, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
For the love of god never get involved with a woman whos

1) Arty and quirky
2) Dumps her problems early on, on you
3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)
4) Sends you text messages everyday
5) Dismissive of other peoples problems
6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many
7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

Listen to your gut guys, don't like I ignore your
gut feeling just because you want some action

No matter how charming or sweet they seem

Please share any bad expirences with nutso women
Yes that's all bad but
1) How did she look?
2) How as she in bead (for those not old enough to understand this......ahhh you'll understand it later in life!)

Wedge598
05-09-2007, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
For the love of god never get involved with a woman whos

1) Arty and quirky
2) Dumps her problems early on, on you
3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)
4) Sends you text messages everyday
5) Dismissive of other peoples problems
6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many
7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

Listen to your gut guys, don't like I ignore your
gut feeling just because you want some action

No matter how charming or sweet they seem

Please share any bad expirences with nutso women

You just described my wife to a tee!

XyZspineZyX
05-09-2007, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
You mean stay clear of women in general?

So far, this description includes every girl ever interested in me, with a few weird things omitted.

I have animal magnetism. I attract animals

Waldo.Pepper
05-09-2007, 04:10 PM
Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

I think that clearly you are unique and not another Man/Woman on the face of the planet has ever dated a nut job.

Airmail109
05-09-2007, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Waldo.Pepper:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

I think that clearly you are unique and not another Man/Woman on the face of the planet has ever dated a nut job. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why thank you, I'm glad I'm a unique brand of special specialness

Just trying to warn all the newbies, thats all

AKA_TAGERT
05-09-2007, 06:13 PM
What can I say...

Chicks dig me

leitmotiv
05-09-2007, 07:39 PM
The Fish is right---any sign of truce is merely a tactical move before total consolidation of complacent fat dumb and happy male into the female empire. Things could be worse. You could be Phil Spector.

http://wwwimage.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/images/2007/05/01/image2751015.jpg

carguy_
05-09-2007, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
Just trying to warn all the newbies, thats all


Mmmmmm dunno it kinda looks like you broke up with her or better yet she felt you were useless so yo comin here braggin how bad she is.That`s just how women do with failed relationships.

A man acting like a woman = wuss.


BTW I think you forgot to say you`ll never date another one again EVER.

major_setback
05-09-2007, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
For the love of god never get involved with a woman whos

1) Arty and quirky
2) Dumps her problems early on, on you
3) Thinks your amazing (if you think its cool that a woman thinks your totally amazing, it really isn't)
4) Sends you text messages everyday
5) Dismissive of other peoples problems
6) Dismissive of other people, think shes superior to many
7) Naieve, seemingly thinks she only has problems

Yes, I dated a ****ing nutjob

Listen to your gut guys, don't like I ignore your
gut feeling just because you want some action

No matter how charming or sweet they seem

Please share any bad expirences with nutso women

...and you didn't notice any of this from the start?

leitmotiv
05-09-2007, 09:06 PM
ah, yes


http://www.samizdata.net/blog/~pdeh/joanna_lumley_abfab.jpg

Copperhead310th
05-09-2007, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:


Please share any bad expirences with nutso women

Brother, you have ZERO iDEA the Nitemare chicks i've screwed up and gotten into realtionships with. lol

Prime Example. Luara Jean the mother of my daughter.....
Now calls the Missouri State womens prison home.
i still don't know what the hell she did to get there. OH and by the way did mintion she gave my kid up for adotopn @ birth and didn't bother to tell me untill she was FIVE! too late by then. Luckily i know the woman who has Breanna and have known her since i was 10. so she's in a good home & safe from her whack job mother. Thank GOD. The other things she done are just about as bad. not quite but pretty high up there. She has scared me for life.

Then there was my ex Linda. 5 years with this chick and in 5 yeas she slept with 13 diff guys 15 times. that was admitted. trust me locking down a Nempho for a wife is every guys dream..or so you would think. IT AINT WORTH IT.
This is the one who went out of town woth her mom, best freid and my Kids (step) to visit her moms sister who was on her death bed dying of cancer. While the family has gathrerd around to be with her anut as she passes in to the aftwerlife.... what does linda do? She goes down stairs out side the hospital to smoke...meets some dude there...takes him back up stairs with her to the family waiting area. Her uncle comes in to give Linda the sad news that her aunt has just passed away.... guess what he finds when he opens the waiting room door? yup thats right. my "sweet little wife" riding this guy she picked up off the street corner like she a freaking rodeo queen right there in the middel of the floor. i guess she needed it pretty damn bad. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Oh and then there Chrsisty. Who i thouhgt was awsome. greta catch. perfect. drop dead good looks, small (5' 4") 110 lbs. great job as a nursing assistant... in 6 months she's moved in. by 8 SHE poped the question. i'm tradtional, but ok whatever. that's cool. so i say yeah sure why not. wedding gets planed everything is awsome. then uh oh. BOOOM she's pregabt. oh well great. ok then she gets a call that her father in Colorado is not doing well she she hopes a bus to go out there for what was supposed to be a week. the was 1 month before the weeding. my grandmother has already thrwon er a freaking shower. the stuff is paid for. church...whole nine yards.
then i get the call from her boss. seems she they have reported her to the police for stealing narcotics from the hospital pharmicy.
Apearntly she has a lille bit of a prescrition pill problem. i never knew it. but this storry getes worse as it goes along.so you get the point. it's much too long. i'll just end the Christy thing with that fact that i went to pick her up (2000 miles in 32 hours straight) only to get turened away by her deranged step mother at the aprtment door. which ended by me being escorted out of towm by the county sherif, and the back to the interstate by a pair of Highway patrol officers. all of whom we very understanding after hearing my side of things. but in the interst of avoiding any domestic violncde issues...they thought it best to make sure i left town. and i stress this...FOR MY OWN SAFTEY! Aperantly lil miss dynomite had a history of physical violence against men. even putting one inthe freaking hospital after beatring him silly with an iron skillet.

But i think ya'll get the point.
My Mother, Gid rest her soul, used to call me the worlds biddest trash magnet. siad if there was a worthless woman with in 80 miles i'd wind up bring them home.

On the Bright side...i've got a baby sister that's meaner than a rattlesnake, has a short fuse, loves her brothers, and can out fight most grown men. She's a liltte high sprited. I watched he walk into this honkey tonk one night and beat the living snot out of these three chicks by her self. One of them had been sleepingwith her boy freind. and wen Teresa went to kicking ones @ss the other two jumped in and she beat thier @sses too. And when sh was finneshed with them...she went after him. i finally had to tie her up, throw oveer my shoulder and haul her little but bACK home before the cops came & got her.lol
So any chick that i end up with gets the "warning speach" about baby girl by the 4th date. you know the one abiut if you break my heart she'll break your neck.....
She's the reason laura jean moved out of state.
God help that poor woman if my sister ever catches her. will be a bad day for her.

DISCLAMER. PLEASE FORGIVE ALL THE DAMN TYPOES AND RUSHED MISPELLINGS. it's very late and i'm dead tried so i'm not going to fix them. you guys are smart enough to make out what i'm trying to type. ;-)

ploughman
05-10-2007, 04:26 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Man, I can't decide if you're just unlucky or if you are girl stoopid.

Copperhead310th FTW!

Capt.LoneRanger
05-10-2007, 04:45 AM
For a little more insight in the main problem: Communication:

Men's language
==============
Yes = Yes
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
Pretty dress = nice b**bs
Yeah, I like your new hairstyle = 50 bucks and no difference
I love you = lets f*ck
I love you, too = Okay, I said it, lets f*ck
I'm bored = lets f*ck
You want to marry me? = lets f*ck
Would you like to dance? = lets f*ck
Can I call you? = lets f*ck
Would you like to have dinner with me? = lets f*ck
What's wrong? = no sex tonight?
Let's talk = I'll want to make a good impression, so you think I do care and we can have sex.

Women's language
================
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
You're nice = you suck
You're a nice guy = go home
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need... = I want...
You decide = It should be pretty clear what you have to say
I'm not angry with you = Of course I am, dumpass
No, if you don't want to, you don't need to = Do it or p*ss off
I heared something = Wake up, I can't sleep
I love you / Do you love me? = I broke your PC / other precious things
Do you love me? = I want...
You have to learn how to communicate = Agree with me

MEGILE
05-10-2007, 05:08 AM
LOL

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Breeze147
05-10-2007, 05:48 AM
I'm fairly certain that I've seen Copperhead on The Jerry Springer Show.

Copperhead310th
05-10-2007, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Breeze147:
I'm fairly certain that I've seen Copperhead on The Jerry Springer Show.

No serously i'm n ot that stupid.
but i will admit i once worked with a guy that did. and one of my sisters freinds went on muarry povich. oe how ever you spell the guys name.
I'm also don't want to admit that i know ppl who would fit right in on the cast of King of the Hill.
Larry the Cable Guy.... don't know him
But his cousin Darryl, his other cousin Daryll live right around the corner. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

DISCLAIOMER. As a Southerner i am permited to make bad/politically incoreect jokes about my Fellow Alabamaians/Southerners. Unless you live here you ain't entitled. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Copperhead310th
05-10-2007, 07:18 PM
Oh and as for the Springer show...they get most of thier guests from Mo, Ms, Ark, Ky & La.
Alabama folks are a lot more refined than that run of the mill trailer trash that they trick into going on that show. no one in thier right MIND would do it. least not anyonme i know persoanly.

WTE_Ibis
05-11-2007, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by Megile:
I hate the axe murders... gets me every time.

Fastunik hit the nail on the head however.
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If that was accidently misspelt you're forgiven. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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Lucius_Esox
05-11-2007, 06:44 AM
Submit now, abandon all hope, resistance is futile...You will be assimilated to the female ideal or suffer long and torturous lives.


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Men's language
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Yes = Yes
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
Pretty dress = nice b**bs
Yeah, I like your new hairstyle = 50 bucks and no difference
I love you = lets f*ck
I love you, too = Okay, I said it, lets f*ck
I'm bored = lets f*ck
You want to marry me? = lets f*ck
Would you like to dance? = lets f*ck
Can I call you? = lets f*ck
Would you like to have dinner with me? = lets f*ck
What's wrong? = no sex tonight?
Let's talk = I'll want to make a good impression, so you think I do care and we can have sex.

Women's language
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Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
You're nice = you suck
You're a nice guy = go home
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need... = I want...
You decide = It should be pretty clear what you have to say
I'm not angry with you = Of course I am, dumpass
No, if you don't want to, you don't need to = Do it or p*ss off
I heared something = Wake up, I can't sleep
I love you / Do you love me? = I broke your PC / other precious things
Do you love me? = I want...
You have to learn how to communicate = Agree with me


Lol,,, it IS true though...

Man I still have the scars.