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BSS_Goat
06-01-2006, 11:45 AM
I finally learned that the Axis would have won, but the Allies cheated.

Megile_
06-01-2006, 11:49 AM
I learned never take laxatives after eating pizza.

Top_Gun_1_0_1
06-01-2006, 11:51 AM
There is more good than Evil!

Evil armies are "Contaminating Parasites"

LEBillfish
06-01-2006, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I finally learned that the Axis would have won, but the Allies cheated.

How odd...............

I've learned when reading these forums to not read most of the posts in the threads while drinking milk or it will spew out your nose and gum up the keyboard and monitor......http://www.qatarfootball.com/vb/images/smilies/blush-anim-cl.gif

StellarRat
06-01-2006, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I finally learned that the Axis would have won, but the Allies cheated. Oh, you must have read Kurfurst's book.

JG301_nils
06-01-2006, 01:20 PM
But I must admit, well hidden between lots of "not so much needed stuff", there are quite a bit of interesting stuff here too.
For instance, I didn't know Fw pilots had to struggle with a bar until i read it here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

faustnik
06-01-2006, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by JG301_nils:
I didn't know Fw pilots had to struggle with a bar until i read it here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

What bar?

Irish_Rogues
06-01-2006, 01:24 PM
I've finally learned what LEBillfish looks like, Huba-Huba! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

faustnik
06-01-2006, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Irish_Rogues:
I've finally learned what LEBillfish looks like, Huba-Huba! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

I don't really care what she looks like, but, she's good to have on your side in a furball. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Old_Canuck
06-01-2006, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by faustnik:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Irish_Rogues:
I've finally learned what LEBillfish looks like, Huba-Huba! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

I don't really care what she looks like, but, she's good to have on your side in a furball. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good form faustnik - now she might hesitate next time she has you in her sights. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

AVGWarhawk
06-01-2006, 01:32 PM
I have learned that most on the forum take themselve much too seriously! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ploughman
06-01-2006, 01:35 PM
I do not. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

leitmotiv
06-01-2006, 02:01 PM
I think LEBillfish summed it up nicely. There is a lot of good slapstick mixed in with testiness and erudition and pure ballocks---a good duke's mixture---a very successful forum, all in all.

Eagle_361st
06-01-2006, 03:20 PM
In my time here I have learned the following:

1) Hitler did have a son and his name is......well us old timers know who he is http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

2) Trim on a slider is teh r0xx0rz!!11oneone

3) Spelling Nazi's are not to be confused with margin Nazi's.

4) The Mustang won all the wars *FAKT*

5) The FW190 Pilots were all midgets

6) Even a pea sized pebble could knock out the R2800

7) Good tactics and teamwork are cheating

8) We cannot download freeware aircraft like M$ combat crappalator

9) Calling Hitler's son *cough* a ****** will get you banned even if you are only stating an obvious observation.

10) All your bases are belong to us!

11) And finally the .50 cal will always be p0rked!

TacticalYak3
06-01-2006, 03:30 PM
No mate. It was those uber .50s the Allies had. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

JG53Frankyboy
06-01-2006, 03:33 PM
so far i remember the soviet UB gun is also a .50cal http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

willyvic
06-01-2006, 03:49 PM
I've learned that most folks don't bother to read the entire thread before posting.


WV.

Akronnick
06-01-2006, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Old_Canuck:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by faustnik:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Irish_Rogues:
I've finally learned what LEBillfish looks like, Huba-Huba! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

I don't really care what she looks like, but, she's good to have on your side in a furball. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good form faustnik - now she might hesitate next time she has you in her sights. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No she won't.

WTE_Galway
06-01-2006, 06:39 PM
War ?

What is this war of which you speak ?

Isn't this the forum for the people who play the game "Sims" ???

LStarosta
06-01-2006, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
I think LEBillfish summed it up nicely. There is a lot of good slapstick mixed in with testiness and erudition and pure ballocks---a good duke's mixture---a very successful forum, all in all.

I take it I fall under the "pure bollocks" category...? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Dew-Claw
06-02-2006, 12:12 AM
I've learned that common sense and inteligence don't always reside in the same brain.

I've learned that if you have a problem, ask for a solution and you'll get it.
They want you in the air with a target on your back, not in the forums talking about it.

slo_1_2_3
06-02-2006, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I finally learned that the Axis would have won, but the Allies cheated.

How odd...............

I've learned when reading these forums to not read most of the posts in the threads while drinking milk or it will spew out your nose and gum up the keyboard and monitor......http://www.qatarfootball.com/vb/images/smilies/blush-anim-cl.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
yea that is a pain isn't it.

danjama
06-02-2006, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Eagle_361st:
In my time here I have learned the following:

1) Hitler did have a son and his name is......well us old timers know who he is http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

2) Trim on a slider is teh r0xx0rz!!11oneone

3) Spelling Nazi's are not to be confused with margin Nazi's.

4) The Mustang won all the wars *FAKT*

5) The FW190 Pilots were all midgets

6) Even a pea sized pebble could knock out the R2800

7) Good tactics and teamwork are cheating

8) We cannot download freeware aircraft like M$ combat crappalator

9) Calling Hitler's son *cough* a ****** will get you banned even if you are only stating an obvious observation.

10) All your bases are belong to us!

11) And finally the .50 cal will always be p0rked!

this is just so funny

danjama
06-02-2006, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by leitmotiv:
I think LEBillfish summed it up nicely. There is a lot of good slapstick mixed in with testiness and erudition and pure ballocks---a good duke's mixture---a very successful forum, all in all.

I take it I fall under the "pure bollocks" category...? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

dont ask silly questions http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

whiteladder
06-02-2006, 04:26 AM
What you talking about the axis did win. The break through came in 1943 when German scientist deveoloped a machine that substituted the present reality with their own!!

In fact you are not in front of a computer reading this right now, they haven`t even been invented yet, they are just a figment of the lucid dream you are now having. The date is actually 1953 and these boards are a tool to spot the non believers, you have been warned (but not by me in case THEY are watching)

The Truth is out there.

Irish_Rogues
06-02-2006, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by whiteladder:
What you talking about the axis did win. The break through came in 1943 when German scientist deveoloped a machine that substituted the present reality with their own!!

In fact you are not in front of a computer reading this right now, they haven`t even been invented yet, they are just a figment of the lucid dream you are now having. The date is actually 1953 and these boards are a tool to spot the non believers, you have been warned (but not by me in case THEY are watching)

The Truth is out there.

So the movie "The Matrix" was actual a real message put out by the resistence.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

TgD Thunderbolt56
06-02-2006, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by Eagle_361st:
In my time here I have learned the following:
7) Good tactics and teamwork are cheating



This one cracks me up more than anything else. The use of proper tactics (thus inflicting the MOST damage on your enemy and STILL staying alive) is often referred to as boring, cheating, lame, no-fun, etc, etc, etc... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif



Originally posted by willyvic:
I've learned that most folks don't bother to read the entire thread before posting.

Guilty as charged! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif


TB

major_setback
06-02-2006, 07:26 AM
I've learned that most people don't read the whole thread, and end up posting something that's already been said! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif



<span class="ev_code_GREY">.</span>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

justflyin
06-02-2006, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by major_setback:
I've learned that most people don't read the whole thread, and end up posting something that's already been said! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif



<span class="ev_code_GREY">.</span>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

You stinker. hehe

I'm going to think about this one a bit longer. I've got soooooo many things that I've learned from these boards, that I'm trying to figure out the best way to present it. I've got stuff I've learned from as far back as 2001.

Maybe over the weekend. I need to review some old HDDs first for some of the old photos, good photoshops and posts that I squirrelled away.

ploughman
06-02-2006, 11:15 AM
Me, well I've noticed folk sometimes don't read the whole thread and say what's been said before.

LEBillfish
06-02-2006, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Irish_Rogues:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by whiteladder:
What you talking about the axis did win. The break through came in 1943 when German scientist deveoloped a machine that substituted the present reality with their own!!

In fact you are not in front of a computer reading this right now, they haven`t even been invented yet, they are just a figment of the lucid dream you are now having. The date is actually 1953 and these boards are a tool to spot the non believers, you have been warned (but not by me in case THEY are watching)

The Truth is out there.

So the movie "The Matrix" was actual a real message put out by the resistence.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Raiiid!.....You are only aloud to have one account on these forums....Pick one and use it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
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Feathered_IV
06-02-2006, 08:01 PM
After four years I find that people don't read all the previous posts and keep writing the same things over and over again. Has anyone else noticed this?

ElAurens
06-03-2006, 12:17 AM
I really didn't have time to read the entire thread, but I thought I'd post anyway...

danjama
06-03-2006, 03:36 AM
Whats this thread about?

Low_Flyer_MkVb
06-03-2006, 03:43 AM
Am I the only one who's sick and tired of people who can't be bothered to read the whole thread and just post what loads of others have said?

danjama
06-03-2006, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkVb:
Am I the only one who's sick and tired of people who can't be bothered to read the whole thread and just post what loads of others have said?

Im sick of that too!

willyvic
06-03-2006, 06:23 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Y'all are 4.0 in my book. Thanks for the http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif.

WV.

RegRag1977
06-03-2006, 06:56 AM
I finally learned that the Axis would have won, but the Allies cheated.

Yes, and that allies fans had a "kill figure" inferiority complex...

Old_Canuck
06-03-2006, 09:17 PM
So far, 1133 people had a look at this thread decided it wasn't worth posting anything at all. The majority must be right so I'm not posting either.

han freak solo
06-03-2006, 09:39 PM
It's against my principles to be bothered to read the previous posts. So I won't.

BSS_Goat
06-03-2006, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Old_Canuck:
So far, 1133 people had a look at this thread decided it wasn't worth posting anything at all. The majority must be right so I'm not posting either.


Me either.....

icrash
06-03-2006, 10:49 PM
I've learned that Steve V & HH Quazi are actually part comuter because their ability to solve computer problems by looking at the nonsense called Dxdiag. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

danjama
06-04-2006, 05:40 AM
Can i get an IBTL?

Feathered_IV
06-04-2006, 06:11 AM
Sure, you can have one of mine http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I've learned that an Englishman or an Australian can say Wank as much as they want here.
But an American can't say D*ck Bong

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

willyvic
06-04-2006, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Sure, you can have one of mine http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I've learned that an Englishman or an Australian can say Wank as much as they want here.
But an American can't say D*ck Bong

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

That conjurs up a really ugly mental picture of a hippy enjoying his wacky weed there bro http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

WV.

-HH- Beebop
06-04-2006, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by danjama:
Can i get an IBTL?
Congratulations, you made it.

I've learned that gravity has a workaround.
(thanks raaid.)

danjama
06-04-2006, 08:46 AM
wank wank wank wank wank

oh my, oh my, oh my

Maj_Solo
06-04-2006, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by Megile_:
I learned never take laxatives after eating pizza.

Don't take them at all. G tolerance gets lower. Dehydrates you. Bloodpresure sinks. And you don't think so clearly. I guess like USSR and Roman empire it would have imploded sooner or later.