View Full Version : Contest......New Sub-title......

04-28-2006, 05:23 PM
Hi All;

The more I look at the paragraph the mods gave me above my avatar, the more "ehh" it looks to me..."..and if her iron skillet doesn't do the trick... there's always the twin cannons...."

So, I thought I'd slip on the knee pads and consider begging for a new one. Trouble is, what? So I thought we'd have a little self glorifying attention wh*re contest being the whole world must be focussed upon me (it is isn't it?).....and see if a better one can be thought up that's brief.

Right off know I've already considered what most here will say and discounted them... so "F****** B****", or "G**D*** C***" or "Why can't she just die" are already losers.....Besides, nothing new there....and "Fat A**" will just get you hurt by my new weapon of mass destruction my I.C.B.S. (Inter Continental Ballistic Skillet).

On another forum "Misunderstood Savage" is used, and "Fly Nekkid" is always a good one, but what else might you suggest?

The prize for picking the one I plead to the mods to change it to?.....Well nothing ofcourse, I already told you this is all about me!......Geez, some people http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif.....

Anywho, any idea's?

04-28-2006, 05:31 PM
Hmm lemme seee


04-28-2006, 06:33 PM
'Don't call me cho-cho san', perhaps?

04-28-2006, 06:52 PM
The best avatar script I've seen comes undetected from the title bandit, aka TOAD. Hell, mods get avatars and script from unknown sources. Just ask Tully.
Consult your calender for the next full moon and hope for the best.

04-28-2006, 07:03 PM
Look what T.O.A.D pulled out his butt for me. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
So be careful what you ask for... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

04-28-2006, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by slo_1_2_3:
Look what T.O.A.D pulled out his butt for me. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
So be careful what you ask for... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

What's wrong with Wheels on the Bus? I like that song

"Snakes on the road go squish squish squish, squish squish squish, squish squish squish..."

04-28-2006, 07:16 PM
I've always liked the expressaion "girls on top" even though I'm not always sure what it means...



04-28-2006, 07:25 PM
how about,, " I should be bloody happy I have a paragraph in the first place" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

04-28-2006, 08:22 PM
I have two suggestions.... I like the second one the best btw!

1. Ki-61 won teh war! (sic)


2. Does this make by Hien look big?

04-28-2006, 08:48 PM
"Hooked up! Watch em Jump"


"I'm an over 40 victim of fate"


04-28-2006, 09:08 PM
hehe, some good ones there....

'Don't call me cho-cho san' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

"girls on top" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Does this make by Hien look big? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

"I'm an over 40 victim of fate" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

04-28-2006, 11:17 PM
Kill em' and Grill em'

04-28-2006, 11:53 PM
"I'm no maiko, I'm a geisha (geiko)".... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

No offense intended....

04-28-2006, 11:59 PM
"She loves teh Swallow"

04-29-2006, 12:00 AM
Ew!!! That came out wrong. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

04-29-2006, 12:11 AM
"Please shave my a s s and teach me to walk backwards". Or did somebody already do that for you? I cannot tell.....

04-29-2006, 12:32 AM
"Mixed T-girl, 12" fully functional, seeking same for manly love" Reply to pers-23552434@craiglist.org

04-29-2006, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
"She loves teh Swallow"


The Ki-61/JAFC ones are so far pretty cute..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

and poor Jumo is still muttering like a wetbrained homeless person......All's still right with the world http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif........However, back to me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

04-29-2006, 05:19 AM
Ah misslead Credit, Thats the art of it, you just never really know who did it, unless they confess. I confess this one wasn't me, but I do know who. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Originally posted by slo_1_2_3:
Look what T.O.A.D pulled out his butt for me. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
So be careful what you ask for... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Oh and you rarely ever get to pick your own, Vote, Poll, request, http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Its sort of like being a trapper. And running someone elses trap line.

I just wait till you set your own Dumb A$$ trap, and place your foot in it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Still waiting patently for some of them to screw up and say something stupid. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

04-29-2006, 05:49 AM
Girls on top scare me.....

04-29-2006, 07:22 AM
i cant think of any, but i like the ki61 ones http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

wonder if mine will change http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

04-29-2006, 07:47 AM
*scratches stubble*

Aye, I'd like to change mine too one day.

04-29-2006, 10:20 AM
Bring it on T.O.A.D bring it on. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

04-29-2006, 01:53 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gifI 've seen LeBillfish with an enormous pair of Roundels http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif...straight up... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

04-29-2006, 02:34 PM
"Better than an 8 second ride..."

04-29-2006, 09:48 PM
OOO how about this one:
"Insert subtitle here"
then whoever when ever would think what they wanted, its the best way realy then every ones happy

04-30-2006, 01:48 AM
Warning!! Menopause. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

05-01-2006, 08:45 PM
well LeBIllfish I see you got a new subtitle...
you like it?

05-01-2006, 08:45 PM
O I aparently got a new one too. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
Thanx to which ever mod thought this one up I like it a little more than: wheels on the bus go round and round.

05-01-2006, 09:17 PM
barrage balloon brigade

yes, im really a girl on the internet

i love my Ha-40's

look at the cans on that!

you asked...honestly hope i didnt offend http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

at least i didnt mention (..................) nah, that one's over the top...never mind

05-01-2006, 09:40 PM
I wonder if I could have blue words http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif....
. (hint hint)

05-01-2006, 11:24 PM
ehh....It's what I expected slo123, note my first post.....As to yours I liked the other. Why?....In that it is supposed to make us laugh at ourselves, not be some serious nugget of wisdom or mark of personal like or accomplishment.......

As for myself I thought most of the Japanese/Ki-61 themed ones were a hoot.....As they take something I obsess on, also making fun of my "blue/risqué" side, and in the end says I must laugh at myself in a masculine way as this IS a male dominated forum as it should be.......How guys rib each other, I finding it a compliment to be teased like one of the guys.

Naturally I'd not have it any other way or I'd be elsewhere http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

05-01-2006, 11:53 PM
OOOOO I got some good ones now.....

"About a welcome as a fart in a telephone box"

"As tight as a camals @$$ in a sand storm"

"A legend in her own mind"

"About as subtle as a flying brick"

"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out"

"I like work it fascinates me I can sit and watch it for hours"

"I just got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar teritory"

"YOU off my planet!"

Ok there they are hopre you like some of them ,
I personaly like the first one it cracks me up

05-02-2006, 10:51 AM
Well, these are the ones I found cutest and liked best.....Well done guys. Naturally your reward as said above is NOTHING!!.....as the one the mods gave me implies http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

"Don't call me cho-cho san"
"Does this make by Hien look big?"
"She loves teh Swallow"
"I love my Ha-40's"

05-02-2006, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
the whole world must be focussed upon me
Right, good point, so I've got one from you for you:
"WWII simply too popular for my tastes"

Seems perfect for me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

05-02-2006, 12:43 PM
How about

My Boonty Box has Wings, flap flap flap.

05-02-2006, 12:46 PM
Sorry, but what is the picture of? I run 1920X1200 and all I see is a person with some blue. Got a decent sized version of it anywhere?

05-02-2006, 01:52 PM
It's a sitting cross-legged short-haired lady with a very noisy blue swimsuit, Roy-Orbison-sunglasses and a good fruit shop window, probably Billfish herself.

Overall it looks like one of those summer photos everyone allows to be taken by no known reason and then hates forever, browsing them fast without ever looking at them, but still keeping them by also no known reason.

But, hey, she knows what she does. Or maybe not. She's here... our fighteress.

05-02-2006, 02:13 PM
Deadly never looked so good!

05-02-2006, 02:41 PM
one of these has to win http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

"Hey, I got one"
"I swear, it was this big"
"I caught a fish named Wanda"
"I'm trolling a whole squid"
"Don't mess with me, I have P.M.S."
"If Henry knew what I did on-line, he would kill me"

05-02-2006, 03:07 PM
Loves the Crazyivan You Hate.