View Full Version : He's so scared his a$$ has....

07-05-2003, 04:50 AM
fallen through the seat.


07-05-2003, 04:50 AM
fallen through the seat.


07-05-2003, 04:55 AM
-- fallen through the seat.

Sorry, I can't see it.

But it sounds like a pic of Fw190 cockpit.

07-05-2003, 05:01 AM
thats funny I can see it fine on my computer. its hosted at


maybe then it'll work

07-05-2003, 05:02 AM
can't see it either.


<img src =http://www.world-data-systems.com/aerofiles/albums/userpics/normal_sig.jpg>

"Those who long for exaltation look upwards. But I look downwards for I am the exalted." This was a quote from Nietzsche as he flew in his FW190 @ 20,000ft looking downwards.


07-05-2003, 05:07 AM
<img src=http://dwalker.greatnow.com/butt.jpg>


Good dogfighters bring ammo home, Great ones don't. (c) Leadspitter

07-05-2003, 05:09 AM
Yes! I got it.

I had a feeling it had something to do with increasing cockpit visibility.


07-05-2003, 06:05 AM
To see a redX. Right click it, hit properties, copy/paste the url to your address, hit enter. Works for me every time.

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07-05-2003, 06:08 AM
I got a hot link error.

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As we all know, the Soviet Union had too many fighter pilots during WW2. So Stalin's scientists came up with a brillient way to solve this problem. They would make some of their pilots fly British made Hurricanes. The Hurricane was an uber flying coffin. It was designed to maximize pilot kills by providing nothing but fabric and a few wooden spars around the cockpit. This setup prevented the pilot from escaping easily while at the same time not interfering with enemy bullets and shrapnel trying to pass through it. The rest of the Hurricanes structure was designed to ricochet bullets and shrapnel into the cockpit. And thanks to the cockpits superb design, all of them would pass through the cockpit and the pilot inside with little difficulty. Of course the Hurricane's designers didn't stop there. In order for the Hurricane to become a flying coffin, they had to make it easy to shoot. They did this by making the Hurricane the slowest monoplane fighter in use at the time and even gave it a very bulky shape so that it would be easy to spot and hit. The final feature of the Hurricane was its ability to bury or cremate itself. And because it was made of biodegradable materials, the Hurricane was environmentally friendly after it buried itself. Because of these brillient features, the Hurricane was a perfect flying coffin and helped the Soviets solve the pilot surplus they were suffering.