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Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-04-2006, 02:29 PM
German tennis ace in cockpit pic shocker!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006050818,00.html

ploughman
02-04-2006, 02:35 PM
You'll go blind reading the Sun.

Chuck_Older
02-04-2006, 03:41 PM
Nice Avatar pic, Low flyer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

I haven't done this in a while


Spanish songs in Andalucia
The shooting sites in the days of '39
Oh, please, leave the vendanna open
Fredrico Lorca is dead and gone
Bullet holes in the cemetery walls
The black cars of the Guardia Civil
Spanish bombs on the Costa Rica
I'm flying in a DC 10 tonight

[Chorus:]
Spanish bombs, yo tequierro y finito
Yote querda, oh mi corazon
Spanish bombs, yo te quierro y finito
Yo te querda, oh mi corazon

Spanish weeks in my disco casino
The freedom fighters died upon the hill
They sang the red flag
They wore the black one
But after they died it was Mockingbird Hill
Back home the buses went up in flashes
The Irish tomb was drenched in blood
Spanish bombs shatter the hotels
My senorita's rose was nipped in the bud

[Chorus]

The hillsides ring with "Free the people"
Or can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
With trenches full of poets
The ragged army, fixin' bayonets to fight the other line
Spanish bombs rock the province
I'm hearing music from another time
Spanish bombs on the Costa Brava
I'm flying in on a DC 10 tonight
Spanish songs in Andalucia, Mandolina, oh mi corazon
Spanish songs in Granada, oh mi corazon


But when I sing along, I substitute "Luca Brazzi" for "Fredrico Lorca" because I'm still mad we didn't get to see Luca do his thing

ploughman
02-04-2006, 04:44 PM
I started reading your post Chuck and that song just started-up in my head, owtohmatik'lee. How long has that lain there wating for this moment?

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-04-2006, 05:14 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif "My baby drove up in a brand-new Leyland bus..." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Deedsundone
02-05-2006, 03:22 AM
Only read page 3....

stanford-ukded
02-05-2006, 03:27 AM
Read page 3?

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-05-2006, 04:54 AM
Well, not so much read...it's more a case of looking at the pictures... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

JG301_nils
02-05-2006, 10:25 AM
Well, not so much read...it's more a case of looking at the pictures...
hehe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

LStarosta
02-05-2006, 12:46 PM
"The Spitfire repelled German Luftwaffe squadrons during the war."

In other words, it won the war.

danjama
02-05-2006, 12:55 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a194/danjama/SpitfireSummer.jpg

Bremspropeller
02-05-2006, 01:56 PM
Too bad, his IQ equals the air-density at Spit's max. alt

dugong
02-05-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Bremspropeller:
Too bad, his IQ equals the air-density at Spit's max. alt

Based on what evidence? I bet he is a smart man. A smart quip to make yourself funny does not make your remark true. He would destroy you at tennis.

Now - he does have the name and the look of a German WWII ace. I bet he has great reflexes and situanal awareness. Being such a good athelete I bet he could learn to fly a aircraft quickly and with proficiency.

Bremspropeller
02-05-2006, 02:15 PM
You never heard an interview with hin in German, eh ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

SeaFireLIV
02-05-2006, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkVb:
Well, not so much read...it's more a case of looking at the pictures... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

All I wanted to say was, page 3 is a Great British institution!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-05-2006, 02:40 PM
Along with the Spitfire http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

SnapdLikeAMutha
02-05-2006, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
"The Spitfire repelled German Luftwaffe squadrons during the war."

In other words, it won the war.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Now let's see who bites...

x__CRASH__x
02-05-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
"The Spitfire repelled German Luftwaffe squadrons during the war."

In other words, it won the war.
That is total ****! You know the only reason the british were able to *spit spit spit cough choke* Ugh! Tastes like fish!!


wait a minute...

ploughman
02-05-2006, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
"The Spitfire repelled German Luftwaffe squadrons during the war."

In other words, it won the war.

Master baiting that. Bravo!

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-07-2006, 03:40 PM
Master baiting....I geddit! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Chuck_Older
02-07-2006, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by LStarosta:
"The Spitfire repelled German Luftwaffe squadrons during the war."

In other words, it won the war.

No, 5p17f1r3 1 teh war u n00b13 b00b13!

FluffyDucks
02-07-2006, 04:12 PM
What a plonker.... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Chuck_Older
02-07-2006, 04:27 PM
u m33n "teh pl0nk3r"11!!!!!oneone!!!11

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-07-2006, 04:39 PM
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