View Full Version : Multiplayer charecters quotes

07-25-2010, 01:08 PM
I saw that there was a Harleqin quote discusion. So i thoght "why not make a MP charecters quotes".
Doctor - It's time to take your medicine
Hunter - Everything is permited
Courtezan - Talking about killer looks
Executioner - Can't think of anything
Priest - Rest in peace
Noble - Sometimes money isn't everything. You will allways need the thril of killing.
Harlequin - I really like El_Sjietah's idea of a Joker quote - "Why so serious"
Butcher - Got you, meet bag
Officer - Can't think of anything
That guy that looks like a painter - Red suits you
Soldier - Can't think of anything
Blacksmith - You're all fixed up
I want to hear your ideas.

07-25-2010, 01:27 PM
Blacksmith - Stop! Hammertime!
Priest - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away

07-25-2010, 01:53 PM
Doctor - You'll feel a pinch!
Prowler - The ol' Switcharoo!
Priest - See you in hell!

07-25-2010, 05:33 PM
Hunter- lick my Switchblade mother-bippp xD

07-26-2010, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by Legion_123_456:
Butcher - Got you, meet bag

That guy that looks like a painter - Red suits you

Fail! No Butcher, he's the Barber, and the guy in red in the Merchant.

Barber - (Escapes) That was a close shave http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

08-02-2010, 09:34 PM
harlequin- Haha You're Dead. (Green Day Song)

08-02-2010, 10:08 PM
Courtezan- That was un-satisfying, maby I'll choose someone with more, "confidence"...Heh heh heh heh...

Hunter- Big game???More like PATHETIC!!

Noble- Meet my claw, Claw, your face... Your face, my (GOUGES EYES OUT) *SCREAMS*

Blacksmith- Weres my anvil?? Oh, there you are...(refering to his target)

Executioner- Now now, Dont strugle... You'll frighten the audiance...

Priest- Amen Mother-******!!

Officer- I dont have any stocks on me... So I'll just have to cut your hands off! Hahaha...

Harlequin- another referal to The Dark Night- Ya wanna see a magic trick??? (Stabs his target) TA-DAA!!

Doctor- What colour lollie pop would you like, I only have green, But I could get you some red...

Doctor- A wekly bleeding is part of a balenced healthy lifestile...

Soldier- With this shiny armour I'll simply blind the bad guys...

Soldier- Oh no!!!!!! I broke a nail...

Barber- I bet right down, behind that face... Theres a whole lot of blood and muscle...

08-03-2010, 12:31 AM
^ Fail Comedy Quotes http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

08-03-2010, 11:55 PM
Doctor-(after killing target) NEXT!!
Soldier-This'll move up in the ranks!
Priest-Forgive me, Lord...(finishes off target)
Banker/noble-I'd like to make a withdraw(kills target)
Harlequin-(Laughs hysterically)
Harlequin-(jumps repeatedly on dead target then kicks it in face or head)
i hope they dont make the harlequin talk cause that makes him scarier! lol

08-04-2010, 12:02 AM
Hunter-Hardly worth dirtying my blade!
Harlequin-(stabs dead body multiple times while laughing)

08-04-2010, 12:38 AM
* Afraid of needles?
* The cure to all your ailments.
* And you thought the dentist was scary...
* The mad doctor awaits.
* Who requires bleeding?

* Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
* Go/Rest in peace.
* And thus I clothe my naked villainy with old odd ends, stolen forth of holy writ. And seem a saint, when most I play the devil...

* Conceal me what I am, and be my aid. For such disguise as haply shall become the form of my intent.
* Death wears a mask.
* Join the masquerade.
* Try not to laugh.
* Wanna see him do a cool trick? Come closer...

* Make a killing.
* Blood money.
* You'd better pay your taxes.

* Looks to die for/Drop-dead gorgeous.
* You'd better resist temptation...
* Floats like a butterfly...
* You may call her 'Belladonna'.
* Beautifully executed.

* Justice will be swift.
* He'll enforce your right to remain silent.
* Capital punishment is his specialty.
* You can't escape from the long arm of the Law.

* The closest shave you will ever know.
* He'll make you look sharp this evening.
* Care for a shave?
* The Demon Barber of Rome/Florence/wherever the multiplayer is set.

* You can run, but you'll just die tired.
* You are the prey.
* Now, Zamiel comes for you.
* You cannot hide.

08-04-2010, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by Awesomeonious:
Priest-Forgive me, Lord...(finishes off target)

For i am about to sin *Kills target* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif