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Worf101
01-23-2008, 06:50 AM
Every G.I.'s nightmare. Every woman's revenge fantasy.. Eee gads they actually MADE THIS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE&eurl=http://...owthread.php?t=25699 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE&eurl=http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=25699)

And you thought the one about the homicidal sheep was bad.

Da Worfster

Friendly_flyer
01-23-2008, 07:00 AM
How very Freudean!

Hydra454
01-23-2008, 07:01 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

I think there is an old Cherokee Indian tale that talks about the samething.I'm still trying to figure out the moral to that story to this day.Don't go down on women without a full set of armor http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif I don't know lol

roybaty
01-23-2008, 07:47 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Yep, I'm speechless...just plain bizarre that is.

Pirschjaeger
01-23-2008, 09:27 AM
Wow,....that bites. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fritz

SeaFireLIV
01-23-2008, 09:50 AM
I`m not even going to look at it. It`ll just make me mad and rant.

MEGILE
01-23-2008, 09:54 AM
LMAO.

Genius

fordfan25
01-23-2008, 09:56 AM
i like the post by some ahole bashing the USA and its film makers LMFAO. says its a copy of a Itailan movie only in that movie it was a man with shark teeth in his mouth LMFAO yea sounds like the same movie haha what a smacktard.

Defenitly a freaky movie. think ill wait for the book http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Airmail109
01-23-2008, 10:25 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

This craptastic movie will become a cult classic.

Wonder if it will get an Emmy for most misogynistic film.

Mysticpuma2003
01-23-2008, 10:42 AM
It appears to be a complete rip-off of an episode of the "new" Twighlight Zone series. The episode of which I forget the name, but basically there is a scene in which a man is devoured in entirety by the woman's play area http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

And they're trying to make it last a whole movie..or should that be 'hole' movie?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Cheers, MP.

SeaFireLIV
01-23-2008, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Mysticpuma2003:
It appears to be a complete rip-off of an episode of the "new" Twighlight Zone series. The episode of which I forget the name, but basically there is a scene in which a man is devoured in entirety by the woman's play area http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

And they're trying to make it last a whole movie..or should that be 'hole' movie?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Cheers, MP.

I haven`t seen the clip, but I think this is taken from some religion where a hero monkey or Fox came across a woman that devoured men with her you-know-what that had rows of teeth. but Hero-monkey or fox cut the teeth out while she was asleep and so was able to have his way without danger.

These kinds of stories are old and the moral of the story is...

Check that your girlfriend hasn`t got teeth in her you-know-what before you do it.

Kind fits today`s world really.

han freak solo
01-23-2008, 12:39 PM
Jeez . . . that could make you want one of these. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)

Trinity_Jay
01-23-2008, 01:03 PM
The film is called TEETH and, if I remember correctly, is a US horror. I saw it last year at a Spanish film festival and played once in London. Kinda interesting in a twisted way.

Lucius_Esox
01-23-2008, 04:50 PM
WTF.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

na85
01-23-2008, 04:59 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ZappaTime
01-23-2008, 05:06 PM
Its just one viscous circle http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Bearcat99
01-23-2008, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by Worf101:
Every G.I.'s nightmare. Every woman's revenge fantasy.. Eee gads they actually MADE THIS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE&eurl=http://...owthread.php?t=25699 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE&eurl=http://forums.audioreview.com/showthread.php?t=25699)

And you thought the one about the homicidal sheep was bad.

Da Worfster

LOL.. yeah and if anyone missed that one... Black Sheep (http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/)

skarden
01-23-2008, 05:43 PM
Geez http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
I woulda loved to be a fly on the wall when THAT one was pitched. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Schwarz.13
01-23-2008, 06:00 PM
Brilliant!

Reminds me of a joke in which the punchline is : "With gums like that i'm not surprised you've no teeth!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Stiletto-
01-23-2008, 09:11 PM
Just feed it candy and soda every day and practice abstinence for a couple years with her, will have soft smooth gums by that time. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Copperhead311th
01-24-2008, 04:26 AM
Suddenly i got a flahsback of the story my dad used to tell about a buck private under him in Veit Nam. The were in a "Hotel" /Saloon. and the guy went up stairs with this pretty lil thing....Dad was sitting at the bar drinking. after about 10 mins or so they heard screaming
comming from upstairs....3 of em went up Dad was 1st through the door. He had his .45 drawn when they kicked the door open.
The guy was dead when they got in there. She was VC. She had slit his throught. He said he looked at the guy on the bed and his ****** was falayed. Aperantly she had razor blades in side herself. "So with out even a thought i squeesed off a round. Hit that b*tch right in the forhead. and that was the end of her." that's a direct quote. and something he'd only talk about he was knee walking drunk.

And before anyone goes judgemental on the ol' man....put your self in his shoes. you're in a warzone. a combat non com, who just lost one of his G.I.'s to an enemy agent. as he'd say "Soldiers ain't ment to die that way."
Plus the ol' man was as mean as a rattle snake and twice as deadly. He knew more about killing than anyone person i've ever met. and i've met some bad men in my day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

anyhow that story came to mind. I'm sure that there's gonna be some femeinists some where up in arms about it eventually. Then again they might be the 1st in line to buy a ticket. I don't see many men going to this film. lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Schwarz.13
01-24-2008, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Copperhead311th:
Suddenly i got a flahsback of the story my dad used to tell about a buck private under him in Veit Nam. The were in a "Hotel" /Saloon. and the guy went up stairs with this pretty lil thing....Dad was sitting at the bar drinking. after about 10 mins or so they heard screaming
comming from upstairs....3 of em went up Dad was 1st through the door. He had his .45 drawn when they kicked the door open.
The guy was dead when they got in there. She was VC. She had slit his throught. He said he looked at the guy on the bed and his ****** was falayed. Aperantly she had razor blades in side herself. "So with out even a thought i squeesed off a round. Hit that b*tch right in the forhead. and that was the end of her." that's a direct quote. and something he'd only talk about he was knee walking drunk.

And before anyone goes judgemental on the ol' man....put your self in his shoes. you're in a warzone. a combat non com, who just lost one of his G.I.'s to an enemy agent. as he'd say "Soldiers ain't ment to die that way."
Plus the ol' man was as mean as a rattle snake and twice as deadly. He knew more about killing than anyone person i've ever met. and i've met some bad men in my day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

anyhow that story came to mind. I'm sure that there's gonna be some femeinists some where up in arms about it eventually. Then again they might be the 1st in line to buy a ticket. I don't see many men going to this film. lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Wow! What an amazing 'true' story Copperhead.

So let me get this straight: Your Dad was drinking at the bar (in Vietnam - that's all one word and a country in south-east asia); he heard screaming coming from the room where the couple were having sex and,very sensibly, he kicked the door in, with his .45 drawn, (after drinking at the bar); the guy had had his 'throught' slit by this woman (i'm assuming you mean throat and not thought, though countless men have their thoughts slit by women everyday); he then realized instantly, with a perception bourne of sobriety, (he had been drinking at the bar) that this woman was VC ( she had very conveniently left her 'I am without a doubt Viet Cong - look at my slitty-eyes' t-shirt on) and on seeing this young man's bloody pe*is decided, on the spot, (after drinking at the bar), that she had obviously filled herself with razor-blades (because Vietnamese women do not have nerve-endings in this particular place) that she should be summarily executed (by shooting the "b*tch right in the 'forhead'", after drinking at the bar)!!!

I don't mean to be personal Copperhead but you seriously need to engage your brain before posting on the WorldWide Web - you are giving Southerners a bad name:


Originally posted by triad773:
Being half my family coming from south of the Mason-Dixon line, I feel compelled to tell Copperhead to STFU. He gives Southerners a bad name and is no way reflective of the genteel personages that are more common than his ilk.

DrHerb
01-24-2008, 08:33 PM
Its prolly gonna be the next VD. Most likely the name is gonna be "The Chomps"

major_setback
01-25-2008, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by ZappaTime:
Its just one viscous circle http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

lol

deepo_HP
01-25-2008, 02:00 AM
well, as the trailer showed quite obvious, it is more that kind of self-ironic horror flick http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

'teeth' has won an award at the 'sundance festival' so far (which has quite a good reputation) and topics the '****** dentata' (what a great phrase).
underline: 'every rose has it's thorn'...
rated: R for disturbing sequences involving sexuality and violence, language and some drug use (i love the ratings http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Feathered_IV
01-25-2008, 05:07 AM
How very Riddley Walker.

Her wif stoan boans an iun tits an teef betwin er leks. Ye ull be doon te jucy wif aunty wen yur tun carms. Yer won go roadin no mor.

RAF_OldBuzzard
01-25-2008, 11:47 AM
No razor blades or teeth...but the barbs sound nasty:

http://www.rapestop.net/