View Full Version : Favourite AI Comments?

11-19-2007, 02:57 PM
I was just wondering what everyones favourite remarks made by the AI in the game are. Mine has to be "Your presence annoys me!" made by a random guard. Post your own.

11-19-2007, 03:01 PM
After I fall from an insane height and smack to the ground:

"Well, I've never seen that before"

11-19-2007, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by chickmgnt222:
After I fall from an insane height and smack to the ground:

"Well, I've never seen that before"


11-19-2007, 03:06 PM
"Your presence annoys me" FTW http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

11-19-2007, 03:06 PM
There are a few funny ones people say when they see you climbing.

I like "He's going to hurt himself... and when he does, I am not going to help him"
Or something like that.

11-19-2007, 03:08 PM
He is going to fall and hurt himself, and when i does i am not going to help

11-19-2007, 03:09 PM
LOl - Suba you just beat me

11-19-2007, 03:15 PM
Not really a phrase but I did laugh when I killed a few guards and it was just me and one more left. Altair did the old "Meet the Parents" style "I'm watching you." with his hands.


Some of the phrases are funny, but you sometimes need the volume up in order to fully understand them amidst all of the other noise.

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11-19-2007, 03:15 PM
On the rooftop or on the ground in the Poor District.

"Begone, peasant." and "You don't belong here."

Then I kill the sucker. ::evil laughter::

From male citizens ~ "Why does he act like a child/fool ?" Or something to that effect.

After Altair has killed some guards specifically in Save Citizen side missions, another one comes out and clearly sees Altair standing next to a dead body and says "Who did this ?" LOL !!

Pr0metheus 1962
11-19-2007, 03:31 PM
Not really a comical moment but it is good - I like when the AI soldiers get mortally wounded they moan and cry "Oh I'm dying!" Sometimes they're hard to watch because their death agonies look so realistic.

On the 'comic moments' issue I've laughed out loud a couple of times. My favourite AI exchange was the following during a pickpocketing mission - I'll call the characters Bill and Ted - the exchange went something like this:

Ted: "There are all these strange markings and lines on a parchment in a tube."

Bill: "Those aren't markings and lines - that's words and letters."

Ted: "Why would anyone put words and letters in a tube? Waste of a tube if you ask me!"

11-19-2007, 03:53 PM
"help hes trying to kill me"

i get that alot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

11-19-2007, 06:32 PM
"Your time has come!" *Power attack to the face 0wnts*

11-19-2007, 06:37 PM
After you save some old woman she says

"I could have taken care of them myself if I wanted to..."

11-19-2007, 07:38 PM
As I was jumping around the roofs, I heard one of the slower merchant say "Ladies and gentlemen, I've gone mad!" before I got out of range. I was laughing my *** off. It was hilarious in the tone he talked, and that I only heard that part of his rant.

11-19-2007, 08:30 PM
"I will catch you."
Just the way they say it

and random crazy person babble. lol.

Pr0metheus 1962
11-20-2007, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by xekushnr:
...I heard one of the slower merchant say "Ladies and gentlemen, I've gone mad!" before I got out of range...

He's a merchant. He goes on to say that he's lowering his prices to crazy levels.

11-20-2007, 01:52 AM
I had the clone glitch (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5dqkNCquDw ) if you don't know what i mean..

so there were two of us fighting and a guard said something like..

theres only one of them! he doesnt stand a chance or something similar. i lol'd.

11-20-2007, 02:07 AM
*Climbing something*

"Stop being such a child!"

*Stopping, turning around, jumping off the roof*

"You're gonna hurt yourself!"


Say wut? >:')

11-20-2007, 07:41 AM
Another I had last night. Guard was fighting me when he stopped to turn around to the crowd and shake his sword while laughing. Presumably, he thought he was taunting me. In retrospect, he probably wishes he didn't turn his back.

11-20-2007, 07:51 AM
mine is...time to die old man...wait a second, thats not very funny at all, in fact, thats terrible........

for real though, i fell into the water one time and i heard someone say, he should stop being so foolish.

11-20-2007, 08:02 AM
*climbs up a wall*

"Why would anyone want to do that?"

"God help him, he's gone mad."

11-20-2007, 08:11 AM
iv heared a welsh person say "he's going to hurt himself, mark my words" and it amuses me...

it's also funny the way guards say "i will catch you" and "i will help you" .... funny stuff http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

11-20-2007, 10:16 AM
I was climbing a wall in the poor district and a woman shouted something like

"Away with the filth!" or something to that effect, then a rock hit me and I fell down

then i stealth assassinated everyone there for being so rude http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

11-20-2007, 10:43 AM
Probably one of the funniest moments in the game is when you kill someone and the crowd realizes that you did it or watched you kill someone, they go completely nuts running around screaming with their arms flailing and they are like "oh my god!! ahhhh!!!"...and then of course there are the drunk ******s who are just like "arrghafarglaaa hahaha!!" lmfao!

11-20-2007, 10:46 AM
" Wouldnt it be funny if he hurt himself! "

11-20-2007, 02:03 PM
Knights of Templar: "Argggaaarrrrahhhhhhmmeeeerag"

I just love them, they sound like they have rabies!
Also, has anyone found and killed all of them?

11-20-2007, 02:21 PM
Near the end of the game where Malik in Jerusalem says "I don't know" sounded like "I danno", It made me laugh.

11-20-2007, 02:27 PM
Well i know some turkish and some of the turkish gaurds are hilarious.

Like when i ran away from a bunch a gaurds in Jerusalem and I hid they said " Its like the ground opened up and swallowed him!"

11-20-2007, 02:29 PM
"You can't just kill someone! Guards! Guards!"


11-20-2007, 03:50 PM
I was fighting some guards earlier, and they're saying things like, "You can't run forever!" or "I'm catching up to you!", when i'm clearly not running. So I broke their legs. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif