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stan2.0
06-02-2007, 12:15 PM
I traced my family back to the third crusade he was a assassin it was in one of his records his name was teir and he killed for the sun god like this guy and he had one missing figure and i got his sword and i play with it alot
!

This game is gonna be tight
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

moqqy
06-02-2007, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by stan2.0:
I traced my family back to the third crusade he was a assassin it was in one of his records his name was teir and he killed for the sun god like this guy and he had one missing figure and i got his sword and i play with it alot
!

This game is gonna be tight
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

yeah and my father was an assassin too in the thrid crusade he liek killed peepz 4 fun n muney n waz teh king of jerusalem n stuff

FCY-ETC
06-02-2007, 12:22 PM
I'm guessing Stan < 10 years old.

moqqy
06-02-2007, 12:24 PM
This could be locked since he is obviously lying..?

mascote_ponto
06-02-2007, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by FCY-JMDK-WLKY:
I'm guessing Stan < 10 years old.
Why do you think he is Stan2.0? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

FCY-ETC
06-02-2007, 12:30 PM
Haha, nice.

I'm actually half-tempted to leave this open and see what "evidence" he might come up with. Could prove to be good stuff, if we're lucky.

moqqy
06-02-2007, 12:32 PM
Yeah. His great great great great grandfather
left a book behind saying he was an assassin that killed for the sun god. Then his family carried it all the time. Oh, and the sword. Don't forget the sword.

chewie1890
06-02-2007, 12:34 PM
[Dripping Sarcasm]
I own a sword passed onto me from my great-grandfather, does that means he's an assassin to?
[/Dripping Sarcasm

moqqy
06-02-2007, 12:38 PM
Ooh!! YES! If it got word "i was assassin" written at the hilt, that means you're almost an assassin yourself too!

Karl_93
06-02-2007, 12:42 PM
OH ME TOO!! ME TOO!!! guess what!! my great great great great great great great great great great great grandmas was an assassin too!! {coughing fit}
pluss a great great great great grandfather isnt 11th century kid.
oh but i am related to charles lindberg!! dunno how u spell it. hes was like the first person to fly the atlantic in a one man plane or something!! and im not kidding bout that^^

Dawnfang
06-02-2007, 12:44 PM
And to get this thread closed:

My great great grandfather, who became ofcourse notorious because of his fameous chickenfart parties with olive sausages, was the capitain of a boat called the Parrot. Ofcourse everyone saw the irony in this, because after a few years the poor man was eaten alive by 12 hungry and therefor very angry parrots... but hey, who knew than that parrots can't stand the colour orange on blue velvet? It seems my great great grandfather's bad taste in clothing got him killed afterall...

Anyhoo, it was HE who killed 58 crusaders, of whom two of them volunteerd. Ofcourse who knew that by killing those poor *******s my great great grandfather earned himself to title of Masterchief, which, as we all know, got stolen by Bungie for there Halo trilogy...

Anyway, what I just wanted to say, is that my great great grandfather knew how to carry a sword and I'm convinced that Altair is based on his personage.

... I love my family...eventhough 16 of them got killed by exotic creatures with beaks and feathers...

moqqy
06-02-2007, 12:55 PM
Only 58? Everyone knows all the great assassins killed over ten million http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Karl_93
06-02-2007, 12:56 PM
rotff!!!! lamo thats good cracked me up for a good minute.

ohley!!!
I hearby declare a competition!! 5 dollars a ticket!!! 10 dollars to enter!! the person with the best grandpa story wins a b.e.a. utiful, terrrrrific, amazing, action packed!! this thing!!!>>>> _______ {dont worry that space will get filled up sooner or later} so all aboard the great great great great grandfather circus!!! let the stories, begin!!

Dawnfang
06-02-2007, 01:23 PM
Well, in that case, let me tell the story from beginning till end;

My great great great grandfather was born out of a midget and a heavinly bearded woman. You have to realize that in those days this wasn't accepted. Bearded women weren't allowed to marry, letalone with midgets... what would people say? Anyway, to cover up this unlawfull birth, they told everyone he was born out of an egg... people thought this was rather silly, because the big egg crisis was just at an end and eggs were no where to be found in those days... but hey, the story worked: people believed it.

At the age of 14, when my great great great grandfather realised he wasn't a girl after the horrible nail incident (which I won't tell here), he started wearing moustaches, which caused him to join the famous moustache society. A strange, secret group with as only purpose to clear the world of people with beards and moustaches... why? So they were the only ones with facial hair, which would cause big popularity for them at the girls!

However, dreadfull as life can be, his first assignment was to kill this horrible bearded woman... you guessed it: his own mother! And it was here that my great great great grandfather was faced with the first moral choice in his life: to kill his mother, or to be populair... If I might add, it was Shake-spair (a creepy guy orientated adult male, who later changed his name for obvious reasons), who transformed this moral dillema in the famous frase: to be or not be?

Anyway, to keep things short he killed his mother... after all, she was hidious and it wasn't very pleasant to dine with her... everytime he looked at her dreaded face, his appetite was gone. Killing his mother made him enter the high ranks of the secret society and after some time he became knows as Frederic Bumherbs... kids started making fun of this name, so the only thing he could do was leave the country.

To make a huge leap in time, we find ourselves on a small island in the pacific, where Frederic had a tiny parrot farm and a small clothingshop. He was thinking about combining blue and orange cloths, because he saw his parrots were very attracted to these colours. He thought that if birds reacted on this colour that strongly, it would certainly work on the ladies aswell... well, we all know now parrots don't like those colours and don't get attracted by it, but only aggrasive... well, what can we say, he wasn't that good with animals (again, I like to refer to the horrible nail incident, which I won't explain here). bussines went bad, so Frederic decided to move his stuff over to Jordan... he made a ship, called The Parrot and named himself captain of it.

In Jordan Frederic was confronted with tons of bearded man, calling themselves crusaders and muslims... the blood in his vains started pumping, leading to the famous 12 october masacre... 58 man, 2 of whom wanted to, found their dead is this frenzy of facial hair, blood and swords in skulls... For obvious reasons my great great great grandfather was kicked out of town, back on his ship. Nobody loved him he thought, so he opend one of the cages to receive some love of his parrots...

The rest is, as they say, history. But yes, it is my great great great grandfather who forms the base of this new game called Assassins Creed... Am I proud? Hell yeah!

* this is ofcourse the summary of his live... ninspiring tales like the battle for Mulaq abduls third eye, the one-eyed snake of Adeeba Agis and ofcourse the flowerpicking contest of Aimee aren't included. Also the nice stories about how my father was the inventor of the stool, that tiny thing you use to hang your hankerchiefs on and even the word hankerchief aren't included... these may come, if there is a need for though.

Karl_93
06-02-2007, 01:33 PM
holy ******************************************!!!!!!!! lol this is by far the best story so far!!
rankings so far!!!
1. The famous Dawnfang with his parrot story!!
2. Me!! even thou it wasn't that great it was a start!! ranked number 2!!
3. little boy Stan2.0!! im srry it was horrible and unbelieavable!! not like the famous Dawnfangs!! so ure ranked third!!
4. comes moqqy's 2nd post on this topic. comon you have to work a little bit harder than that!!! use your imagination!! {it was dreadfully drab too}
5. {this is left for another contestant}
6. doesnt exist, and ill keep it at top 5.

addtional rules!! by popular vote, you, yes, YOU, can vote for a story!! if enough votes are cast for one person, that person will get pushed up a rank!! call 555-5555 to vote or just leave the name of the person here http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif have fun!!

moqqy
06-02-2007, 01:41 PM
Sorry karl, but i give the points. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

1. Me.
2. Me.
3. Me
4. Me
5. Guess.. ME

Oh and stans story was more believable than yours so!

Dawnfang
06-02-2007, 01:45 PM
Well, eventhouh I really adored the part about the Sun God, I must say Stans story lacked influence of feathered animals... as we all know, a good story needs animals with beaks! Take the movie 'Birds' for example: that would be a pritty lame 2 hour sit if the birds were taken out right?

But, I'm not here to judge people, I justed wanted to tell my great great great grandfathers story for our offspring.

Lest we forget! Parrots don't respond well on orange mixed with blue!

Karl_93
06-02-2007, 01:47 PM
hey!!! dibs on official score keeper!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif haha well still i have charles in my story and that 100% true so ha beat that realism =D
and dawnfang... dude ure hillarious man. oh ya and i didnt notice chewies.
1.dawnfang
2.karl
3.mr. kid forget his name
4.moqqy
5.chewie {who by the way is lagging incredibly far behind}

not many more contestants at this hour, but dont worry dear fans!!! it will be hard to beat dawnfang and his parrot story, but fear not!! some funny comidian will present at least a challenge!! thank you for watching!!

moqqy
06-02-2007, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Karl_93:
hey!!! dibs on official score keeper!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif haha well still i have charles in my story and that 100% true so ha beat that realism =D

Yeah, but stan2.0's story is 100% true too.

Karl_93
06-02-2007, 01:52 PM
hillarious... but still... ure still number 3 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif haha

moqqy
06-02-2007, 02:00 PM
yeah youre 4

Jade_Samurai
06-02-2007, 06:09 PM
I think my great great great great aunt in law twice removed x infinity + 1 was way better then all of your great blah blah blah blah grandfathers put together.
You know the letter opener, well she invented that, and well as the envelope (the two were far apart however, because she was really lazy and never used her one invention until she tried to open her own mail and found that her fat stubby fingers were just not dexterous enough for anything.) she also invented lying, after saying she is the one who discovered the paper clip. which she had, she had only killed the guy who did and stole it, and hence also developed a thirst for blood.
9,000 years on, she was terrorizing the famous lost city of Atlantis. this is where she found her true love, SANTA!! they married secretly and produced 2 children, the tooth fairy and a bottle of window cleaner, after Santa discovered that my ~~~ aunt had cheated on him, he cast his anger out on the city of Atlantis, destroying it (its just on the moon, who would have thought to look there!)
somewhere in the middle of fleeing from santa's wrath when doing her tax, mathematically disproved the existence or vampires (btw, she was a vampire) after this terrible discovery for her, she telimorphorised into a super sayin level 6, and grew some REALLY LONG HAIR, and got more tanky and started to glow. she then had to fight to save the world of Namic from lots of those super bad guys who just keep getting stronger and stronger untill everything is dead (after about 9 episodes of "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and the evil guy just standing there looking and making some weird noise)
but thats ok, because 30 mins later POKEMON was on, so she transmorphorised into that chick from team rocked... JESSI (oh god, that is so sad i can remember that) and then blah, and blah
the end.

ps. she died after fatal heart attack (from ingesting too much window cleaner)


p.p.s (i cant remember what i have been rambling)

Thumper1980
06-02-2007, 06:42 PM
My pop is a cabinet maker.
He makes cabinets in epic proportions.

ElKvass
06-02-2007, 07:49 PM
My great great great great grandfather was a baker during the third crusade and accidently tripped and lauched a bag of flour in the face of one of them bad guys... Sooo it turned out he was alergic and his face swelled up so much it exploded and the assassins were so impressed that they made him an honorary member of the hasheaters and invited him to a costume party...Yay http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Boromir323
06-02-2007, 08:31 PM
Well my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was a Templar and he killed all your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers who were assassins so ha!!

Karl_93
06-03-2007, 06:16 AM
1.dawnfang
2.Jade_samurai
3.{this is about where the lame ones start http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif} ELKvass
4.me!!
5.moqqy

moqqy
06-03-2007, 06:17 AM
you're last i'm fourth http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

stan2.0
06-03-2007, 07:00 AM
I http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif was just playing around i was a joke and i am not 10 years old im 21 i just felt like a good story told in my words i thought it was funny!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

quicksilver_502
06-03-2007, 07:23 AM
my great grandfather was that eagle you keep seeing in the vids...

A.B.O.Y
06-03-2007, 07:42 AM
well i am an assassin from hundreds of years ago
Beat that! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

stan2.0
06-03-2007, 08:18 AM
god damn its a joke and i am ****ing 21 holy **** mate!

moqqy
06-03-2007, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by stan2.0:
god damn its a joke and i am ****ing 21 holy **** mate!

Somehow I don't believe that from the way you type. Even tho if it "i was a joke" ( you were joking ) I still think you are under ten.

Micheal_Yar
06-03-2007, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by moqqy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stan2.0:
god damn its a joke and i am ****ing 21 holy **** mate!

Somehow I don't believe that from the way you type. Even tho if it "i was a joke" ( you were joking ) I still think you are under ten. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

or he speaks something different then english , you know therer are other languages right?

moqqy
06-03-2007, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Micheal_Yar:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by moqqy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stan2.0:
god damn its a joke and i am ****ing 21 holy **** mate!

Somehow I don't believe that from the way you type. Even tho if it "i was a joke" ( you were joking ) I still think you are under ten. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

or he speaks something different then english , you know therer are other languages right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The way he acts and types, I mean. If he's 21 he would probably speak better english than that. And his english level isn't what I'm talking about. This is:

"hey http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif me name is stan2v0 me father assas http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gifsin XDDD i make joke yes heheh very fun a story http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif haha i ****in 21 yes mate!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif"

Oh and, I am finnish myself.

Micheal_Yar
06-03-2007, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by moqqy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Micheal_Yar:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by moqqy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stan2.0:
god damn its a joke and i am ****ing 21 holy **** mate!

Somehow I don't believe that from the way you type. Even tho if it "i was a joke" ( you were joking ) I still think you are under ten. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

or he speaks something different then english , you know therer are other languages right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The way he acts and types, I mean. If he's 21 he would probably speak better english than that. And his english level isn't what I'm talking about. This is:

"hey http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif me name is stan2v0 me father assas http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gifsin XDDD i make joke yes heheh very fun a story http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif haha i ****in 21 yes mate!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif"

Oh and, I am finnish myself. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ya and I am dutch, point is not everybody is as mature or the same as other people and not everybody can speak english.

FableB
06-03-2007, 11:29 AM
My great great great great grandfather invented biscuits. I guess that's why I have a thing for cookies.

Dawnfang
06-03-2007, 11:32 AM
... Couldn't your great great great grandfather invente those biscuits a bit earlier, so the parrots had something else to eat instead of my great great great grandfather?

I thank you not!

nvanburen
06-03-2007, 12:39 PM
im related to the 8th president, Martin Van Buren (seriously, no joke!) he was the first president to be born in the U.S. and im not sure if this was true but i read in a book that he made up the word ok, it was like supposed to mean something else, but i thought that was cool http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

knife_X
06-03-2007, 04:16 PM
One of my forefathers was a axe murderer... but I dont go on forums posting it... well now I did but it was only to prove a point!

ElKvass
06-03-2007, 04:38 PM
I'm related to some guy named Ivar Åsen and he was the inventor of nynorsk... Nynorsk is a bit different from Norsk(wich is the language we speak in Norway). Now everyone has to have this in addition to Norwegian and we all hate it because it's lame and not that different. He made it because norsk(norwegian) didn't represent the different dialects in Norway, just the areas around the capitol city(oslo) If this information gets out to my class mates they will terminate me. I am so ashamed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

ryukoken69
06-03-2007, 08:15 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif
Ah yes I remember him very well!
His soul was one of my favorites that I have devoured over the ages!

For as all evil is I too am eternal! I am the dark lord himself and I shall fest on many many more souls tonight just like your great great great great grandfathers!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif Maybe yours shall be next???

DeAdLy2323
06-03-2007, 10:10 PM
my great uncle designed the springfield for use in world war 2 his name was victor, not sure but his name might be on gun (this is the truth)

Vangelios
06-04-2007, 02:18 AM
Oh yeah and my father is King James and King Arthur was my second uncle removed. No one can possibly trace their lineage accurately past 200 years really, you have a sword you say? A sword that survived 900 years, well enough for you to play with it. Very doubtful.

moqqy
06-04-2007, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by Vangelios:
Oh yeah and my father is King James and King Arthur was my second uncle removed. No one can possibly trace their lineage accurately past 200 years really, you have a sword you say? A sword that survived 900 years, well enough for you to play with it. Very doubtful.

Before you choose to comment something like that, read the other posts before. He posted later on about it.

Georg_Maximus
06-04-2007, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by ElKvass:
If this information gets out to my class mates they will terminate me.

As will the rest of Norway's post high-school population - and as I'm related to a greek terrorist leader, concider yourself targeted for assassination http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

nick0szZ
06-05-2007, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by Vangelios:
Oh yeah and my father is King James and King Arthur was my second uncle removed. No one can possibly trace their lineage accurately past 200 years really, you have a sword you say? A sword that survived 900 years, well enough for you to play with it. Very doubtful.

i DO have a sword wich is 900 years old, dont beleave me?

wel, i found it in my fridge 2 months ago, sealed in plastic so that it wouldent rot.. obvious aint it?

Onimax
06-05-2007, 07:04 AM
i just saw a carrot ! (flying on a boat buuuut ssshhhh)

eibert1991
06-05-2007, 11:29 AM
my grand grand grand..........


was a monkey in the thrid crusade and he killed other monkeys and ate there brains ^^ he told me that when i was a little boy

Btw.

i also have 4 penors all 1 meter long

A.B.O.Y
06-05-2007, 12:24 PM
this is a great thread thanks stan for making it.
i think from now on everyone should start by saying
My Great Grandfather................etc.

Karl_93
06-05-2007, 02:11 PM
hehe at least noones stolen my place as official scorekeeper!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
1.dawnfang {pg 1}
2.jade_samurai {pg 2}
3.ElKvass {pg 2}
4.eibert1991 {pg 3} lol that was actually pretty funny
5. moqqy {i should be here but he would just complain anywyaz so ill let u stay on.. for now... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

cudbug
06-05-2007, 02:40 PM
Ok, step back...

My great great uncle's father's cousin's cousin's son's great great grandson was an X-convict who escaped from jail several years after being jailed. He has commited countless crimes and has killed many people. He is so purely evil, He has no name.

Anyways, after his escape he stole some clothes and set out for revenge on anyone that helped put him away. He easily took care of the gaurds and jury.

After that, he went for the juge and burned down his house. Turns out the judge was out at the time and the fire killed his family. He could have tracked down the judge and taken him out also but he thought it would be more fun to let the judge suffer. The killer was caught in the fire.

Some say he is still out there. Some say he died in that pyro-manical accident. I say, however he is out there and he will get that damned judge who put him away... One thing is certain though. If he wants you dead, you would be already.

DeViLsMiraGe
06-05-2007, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by cudbug:
Ok, step back...

My great great uncle's father's cousin's cousin's son's great great grandson was an X-convict who escaped from jail several years after being jailed. He has commited countless crimes and has killed many people. He is so purely evil, He has no name.

Anyways, after his escape he stole some clothes and set out for revenge on anyone that helped put him away. He easily took care of the gaurds and jury.

After that, he went for the juge and burned down his house. Turns out the judge was out at the time and the fire killed his family. He could have tracked down the judge and taken him out also but he thought it would be more fun to let the judge suffer. The killer was caught in the fire.

Some say he is still out there. Some say he died in that pyro-manical accident. I say, however he is out there and he will get that damned judge who put him away... One thing is certain though. If he wants you dead, you would be already.

Bloody hell ! what is it with people doing random *** replys like this ? lol ,,, '' you would be already'' well if im reading this , then im not , which means he's not out to get me , which means theres no point in me being scared ... so you failed misrably ..

heavydny86
06-05-2007, 03:37 PM
My great great great great grandapa was the wicked offspring of f***ing Optimus Prime and Chuck Norris. He had his first kill by the age of 2 min. When the docter slapped his a*s to see if he'd cry, my gx4 grandpa turned around and snapped the docters neck. Then a second later his hand turned into a sick guitar with flames on it, and he played an awesome solo that was so good, it killed everyone in the room. 10 years later, my gx4 grandpa built the first faster than light space craft powered by the blood of the innocent. He flew into space, and conquered a planet intirely inhabeted by super ninjas.

Mojo_69
06-05-2007, 11:03 PM
Man this game is gonna be so good!

eibert1991
06-06-2007, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Karl_93:
hehe at least noones stolen my place as official scorekeeper!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
1.dawnfang {pg 1}
2.jade_samurai {pg 2}
3.ElKvass {pg 2}
4.eibert1991 {pg 3} lol that was actually pretty funny
5. moqqy {i should be here but he would just complain anywyaz so ill let u stay on.. for now... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Yeeeeeeh im number 4 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif the monkey thanks you

cudbug
06-07-2007, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by DeViLsMiraGe:

Bloody hell ! what is it with people doing random *** replys like this ? lol ,,, '' you would be already'' well if im reading this , then im not , which means he's not out to get me , which means theres no point in me being scared ... so you failed misrably ..

I was not trying to scare you. I thought I did not bad. Now geusse what? your on my list.

Karl_93
06-08-2007, 12:39 PM
oh!! u beta get running devilsmirage http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

nvanburen
06-08-2007, 01:17 PM
oh and my unlce helps make Half-Life!!! (no lie) the girl (i forgot who she was...) in HL2 is modeled by my aunt!! thats awesome!!!! and im going to go playtest some games in valve at the end of this month!! before they come out!! i might even be able to play left 4 dead!!!!!! so sweet!

moqqy
06-08-2007, 01:35 PM
then you woke up to the cruel worldhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

cudbug
06-09-2007, 08:21 AM
hehehe...

DeViLsMiraGe
06-09-2007, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by cudbug:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DeViLsMiraGe:

Bloody hell ! what is it with people doing random *** replys like this ? lol ,,, '' you would be already'' well if im reading this , then im not , which means he's not out to get me , which means theres no point in me being scared ... so you failed misrably ..

I was not trying to scare you. I thought I did not bad. Now geusse what? your on my list. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


on your list .... oooookkkkkaay..... not another ryuoken or watever his name was.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Karl_93
06-09-2007, 03:39 PM
ahh dont worry http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif hes already on his 174th post!! If he was gonna become another ryuoken he would have done it a long time ago!!... unless... ryu suxed his blood and turned him into one of his evil minions!!!
cudbug... turn to the dark side!! (its called reverse psychology http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif) just w8 for it...

cudbug
06-10-2007, 06:29 AM
The dark side has more shade.
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