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10-12-2005, 11:49 AM
A crusty old Marine Corps Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event,
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sgt.
Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sgt. Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something
bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am, just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations.

"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sgt. Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady asked him, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"


"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little

The Sgt. Major glanced at his watch. "You think so? It's only 2130 now."

10-12-2005, 11:52 AM
rotfl http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

10-12-2005, 03:08 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif yep..

10-12-2005, 03:12 PM
I don't get it.

10-12-2005, 03:19 PM
Well, ya see, Norris, there's these birds and there's these bees, and one of them has a watch that tells military time, and the bees start stinging the birds, so the birds start eating the bees...and oh, I don't know, somehow that all has to do with sex. Ask your Dad.

10-12-2005, 03:26 PM
I did. He didn't get it either.

Although, presumably, he must have done cos I'm here.

Or maybe not.


10-12-2005, 11:58 PM
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10-13-2005, 02:45 AM
It's a bit like the yong lady that got onto a bus.
The bus was crowded with standing room only.
The young lady who was very weary asked a young chap if he would give up his seat for her as she was pregnant and feeling very very tired.
Of course the young man being a gentleman rose and offered his seat saying "and how long have you been pregnant" The young lady tiredly replied "Oh about half an hour". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Redwulf 32 - Nis
10-13-2005, 03:00 AM
NorrisMcWhirter --

OT: Does that Sinclair Spectrum still work?


10-13-2005, 06:08 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Very good Goat! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

10-13-2005, 06:44 AM
Must be a real slow day http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

10-13-2005, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Redwulf 32 - Nis:
NorrisMcWhirter --

OT: Does that Sinclair Spectrum still work?


Dunno about that one but the one in my loft still does. That reminds me - I really should get to building an serial Ethernet iface to it so I can set it up as a webserver!