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XyZspineZyX
09-09-2003, 03:53 PM
This Communique to all LA-7 pilots. The Fatherland has implemented new equipment designed for your safety!

Effective immediately all LA-7 aircraft will be equipped with cockpit mounted forward pointing exploding oil cans.

This revolutionary device will jump into action as soon as your airplane registers damage!

Oil will be sprayed all over YOU and the windscreen, so that in the event you hit a parked car and fly out the front of your windscreen, you will be properly lubricated to ensure maximum survival potential when you hit the ground (you will slide farther, many less bumps and scrapes and broken bones.. Nothing a vew shots of vodka and siberian women won`t cure!

Mother Russia is thinking of YOU!



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XyZspineZyX
09-09-2003, 03:53 PM
This Communique to all LA-7 pilots. The Fatherland has implemented new equipment designed for your safety!

Effective immediately all LA-7 aircraft will be equipped with cockpit mounted forward pointing exploding oil cans.

This revolutionary device will jump into action as soon as your airplane registers damage!

Oil will be sprayed all over YOU and the windscreen, so that in the event you hit a parked car and fly out the front of your windscreen, you will be properly lubricated to ensure maximum survival potential when you hit the ground (you will slide farther, many less bumps and scrapes and broken bones.. Nothing a vew shots of vodka and siberian women won`t cure!

Mother Russia is thinking of YOU!



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XyZspineZyX
09-09-2003, 03:58 PM
Hey, as many times as I've had to squint through the oil of my 109's windscreen while attempting to land, I'm damned glad to hear that the Rooskies can enjoy this as well!

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