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pendragon1984
01-05-2005, 04:51 PM
Recently, a ground-attack session in the QMB resulted in a screenshot that, I think, begs to be captioned.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/pendragon84/grab0000.jpg

You know the rules, folks. Funniest captioner wins indefinate bragging rights and will most likely be irresistable to all members of the opposite sex (possibly the same sex, as well).

pendragon1984
01-05-2005, 04:51 PM
Recently, a ground-attack session in the QMB resulted in a screenshot that, I think, begs to be captioned.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/pendragon84/grab0000.jpg

You know the rules, folks. Funniest captioner wins indefinate bragging rights and will most likely be irresistable to all members of the opposite sex (possibly the same sex, as well).

slarsson
01-05-2005, 05:15 PM
"Next time we get a flat battery, YOU can push!"

Vortex_uk
01-05-2005, 05:19 PM
The Pilot got annoyed with the Gunner's 'Oh Neeeee!'... so this was his only option...

jeroen-79
01-05-2005, 05:20 PM
Hey! Wait for me!

-HH- Beebop
01-05-2005, 05:25 PM
"Another last second escape from the Meter Maid."

73GIAP_Milan
01-05-2005, 05:40 PM
"Noooo, not into that forest!!!"

LEXX_Luthor
01-05-2005, 05:42 PM
Looks like chasing a Patch down

pendragon1984
01-05-2005, 05:43 PM
Just thought of one... you are allowed to caption your own picture, right?

"Tired of the bloodshed on the Eastern Front, Soviet Russia and Nazi Germany agree to settle their differences with a race.

"Unfortunately for the Axis Powers, Der F├╝hrer failed to read the fine print in the rules."

SeminoleX
01-05-2005, 05:59 PM
I knew I shouldn't hav' left th' dam' keys in the ignition.

heywooood
01-05-2005, 06:09 PM
And so ol' Smelly Sebastian the unwashed tailgunner gets ditched by his fed up pilot for the last time...behind enemy lines to be sure.

"I'd rather fly all the way home with no tailgunner than be closed up in this greenhouse with those feet of his"

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
01-05-2005, 06:14 PM
HEY BUDDY YOU FORGOT YOUR CHANGE!!

Or

Guy in truck: You know I think Hans has taken this whole paper airoplane contest a little too much to heart

T_O_A_D
01-05-2005, 07:34 PM
Dam! I new I forgot to set the brake http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif


Or

Hey you Bastich!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif You owe me 10 bucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or

Dam that Plane http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif it really has a mind of its own http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

p1ngu666
01-05-2005, 07:43 PM
IL2 - faster than a running man

oi! gimme ur insurance details!

Dash_C.
01-05-2005, 08:11 PM
That'll teach ya to strafe MY column!

Flat_foot
01-05-2005, 08:11 PM
Dang Not again............

PBNA-Boosher
01-05-2005, 09:46 PM
Russian IL2 Gunner: OH MY GOD! It's the bionic man!

HW3
01-05-2005, 09:54 PM
"Hey, come back here, this is a valet parking only zone!"

BigMotor
01-05-2005, 09:58 PM
I'm from Northrop\Grumman and I'm here to help-Hey, where you going?

LEXX_Luthor
01-05-2005, 10:26 PM
lol yea, Ilyushin's Corporate TradeMark Lawyer chasing it down. Airplane Chasers.

FI.Snaphoo
01-05-2005, 11:06 PM
"I told you, put out or get out... Bye!"

MO_JOJO
01-05-2005, 11:21 PM
Balrog..you were reading my mind.

How about:

"MO_JOJO, get back here, you F**KING NOOB! You just strafed your own airfield!!!!"

pourshot
01-05-2005, 11:31 PM
Come on mate I said I was sorry, and I promised not to cut the cheese again.It's not like I Can help it if all we get to eat is cabbage.

Hiriyu
01-05-2005, 11:50 PM
"Put your drinks on MY tab will you?! Why, I otta..."

Hiriyu
01-06-2005, 12:09 AM
http://members.aol.com/bimspeed/general/t2.jpg

Gunner: "Go faster!!"
Pilot: "We have already reached this vehicles maximum velocity."

Spinne_3.-JG51
01-06-2005, 12:37 AM
Goering gives chase.

Daiichidoku
01-06-2005, 01:44 AM
IL2 pilot- "Dimitri...whats that behind us?"

gunner- "One of those new 190's with the better view-OH NIIIIIIIII!"

Daiichidoku
01-06-2005, 01:44 AM
The photo finish of the first annual IL-2/Grumman Bearcat race

HayateAce
01-06-2005, 01:59 AM
Man in foreground:

Ahh, runnin' away are you?

ausmondo
01-06-2005, 03:13 AM
Hey, he dropped sumptin'!
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Breeze_
01-06-2005, 04:01 AM
Nice pic, and funny captions there too, lol.

"Come back you *****, I'll tear ya apart with my bare hands."

"That drill sarg really makes ya keep up with him on the 20 mile run."

"Sir, thank you for shopping Walmart, did ya find everything you where looking for."

and last of all,

"There aint nothing worse than a back seat driver."

Breeze147
01-06-2005, 11:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Breeze_:
Nice pic, and funny captions there too, lol.

"Come back you *****, I'll tear ya apart with my bare hands."

"That drill sarg really makes ya keep up with him on the 20 mile run."

"Sir, thank you for shopping Walmart, did ya find everything you where looking for."

and last of all,

"There aint nothing worse than a back seat driver." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Imposter!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

madsarmy
01-06-2005, 12:07 PM
"Harry's forgot to check his transmiter batteries again"

An all time classic screenshot.
Nice one pendragon.

FoolTrottel
01-06-2005, 12:11 PM
"AI stealing my kills is one thing, but this guy .....!"

Capt._Tenneal
01-06-2005, 12:16 PM
1 ) Man running : " Oleg, you didn't believe me so I went in the game and now I have proof ! Looking at that Sturmovik's shadow -- the Stencil Buffer is porked ! Please fix, RIGHT NOW !! " http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif


2 ) Yuri : I land to take a quick piss and now I know -- this is why you NOT turn on the Autopilot ! Be sure !

GAU-8
01-06-2005, 12:57 PM
how internet show creaters of "sex bus" got thier idea

or whatever its called

gbollin
01-06-2005, 01:03 PM
Must...remmember...to...bukle...seatbelt!!

The190Flyer
01-06-2005, 01:09 PM
Hold me closer Ed.....it's gettin dark out, hey wait....where ya goin?

S! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

a.k.a. BIFF P-51 PILOT in ubi.com lobbies

GreyBeast
01-06-2005, 01:58 PM
"SH|T! I should have put the handbrake on when I parked downhill!"

icrash
01-06-2005, 07:36 PM
Crazyivan moves up a notch from banning. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif. Or perhaps "a new way to rid of the annoying political officer".

Jungmann
01-06-2005, 09:01 PM
For the second time in a week, Mishkin arrived too late for the carpool.

Stackhouse25th
01-06-2005, 09:17 PM
I think thats great, heres the next caption contest photo you SHOULD consider.

http://www.VFA25.com/sw/medical.jpg

MO_JOJO
01-07-2005, 12:47 AM
"Hello...Captain? This is corporal Jones from crash & rescue calling to report that Smithers has gone over the hill again..........Sir, you won't believe this, but this time he is trying to get home using a weather balloon! ...What's that...go catch him, sir? With all due respect sir, not only is he already airborne, but are you aware that our ambulance has octagon tires?"

madsarmy
01-07-2005, 01:07 AM
"Don't rush Burt! This is gonna be a dustpan & brush job."