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SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 12:10 PM
So, where are they??? Cough them up DEV team!!!

Lovo_Kasistan
05-03-2005, 12:18 PM
Sexist. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

W.Irving
05-03-2005, 12:22 PM
I vote for naked blokes instead.
<span class="ev_code_PINK">In the name of realism!</span>

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 12:24 PM
I don't think men are better than women. That would be sexist! I do think men should be able to have their way with women! That makes me a womanizer! Get it right dude!

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by W.Irving:
I vote for naked blokes instead.
<span class="ev_code_PINK">In the name of realism!</span>


Can we say, "Yuck"

But if you are a chick then go on with your nasty self!

quillan
05-03-2005, 01:52 PM
I've got a nude woman's pic hanging on the wall of my radio room.

marioh99
05-03-2005, 01:57 PM
I like your style SubSerpent.
Plus, naked women would almost certainly increase my crew's morale. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by quillan:
I've got a nude woman's pic hanging on the wall of my radio room.


Perhaps that's why your radioman does such a lousy job of reporting radar contacts? IF I were you, I'd try to move it to the COs cabin. Besides, it's your boat, why should your Radioman have all the fun? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Twelvefield
05-03-2005, 02:00 PM
That nude chick is someone's grandmother, now.

A picture of a naked cutie in the mid 1940's, a generation every 20 years or so... I stand corrected, she could be someone's great-grandmother...

Lovo_Kasistan
05-03-2005, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by SubSerpent:
I don't think men are better than women. That would be sexist! I do think men should be able to have their way with women! That makes me a womanizer! Get it right dude!
By saying that you treat them like objects which makes you a macho and thereby a sexist. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by marioh99:
I like your style SubSerpent.
Plus, naked women would almost certainly increase my crew's morale. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


I like my style too http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif, but there ain't nothin wrong with a little T&A in a game. Where the h$ll are all the topless mermaids? Why can't there be a brothel on the pier, especially in France? I thought T&A was their thing (Plus, a little extra fur under the arms)? Why can't my German sub captain dine at just one American Pink Taco stand?

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Lovo_Kasistan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SubSerpent:
I don't think men are better than women. That would be sexist! I do think men should be able to have their way with women! That makes me a womanizer! Get it right dude!
By saying that you treat them like objects which makes you a macho and thereby a sexist. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well, I never said I was Macho. I'm a lover not a fighter! I can get freaky with it! I'd let a chick get a bit dominant or macho with me just as long as she knows that in the end of her sexual endeavors she is still the chick and I still have a (Beeeeeep)!!!

Lovo_Kasistan
05-03-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by SubSerpent:
Well, I never said I was Macho. I'm a lover not a fighter! I can get freaky with it! I'd let a chick get a bit dominant or macho with me just as long as she knows that in the end of her sexual endeavors she is still the chick and I still have a (Beeeeeep)!!!
Aw come on, that was too obvious. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

You disqualified yourself on your own. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Twelvefield:
That nude chick is someone's grandmother, now.

A picture of a naked cutie in the mid 1940's, a generation every 20 years or so... I stand corrected, she could be someone's great-grandmother...


Silent Hunter III is more than a sub sim dude! It is a time sim too! If I'd been Marty Mcfly I would have boned Loraine at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in the parking lot that night in 1955! Ok, I said it. I'm a sick bastard! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Lovo_Kasistan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SubSerpent:
Well, I never said I was Macho. I'm a lover not a fighter! I can get freaky with it! I'd let a chick get a bit dominant or macho with me just as long as she knows that in the end of her sexual endeavors she is still the chick and I still have a (Beeeeeep)!!!
Aw come on, that was too obvious. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

You disqualified yourself on your own. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


What was I qualifying for? Who beat me? Must have been a woman! They are too dam smart!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

SubSerpent
05-03-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Twelvefield:
That nude chick is someone's grandmother, now.

A picture of a naked cutie in the mid 1940's, a generation every 20 years or so... I stand corrected, she could be someone's great-grandmother...


Silent Hunter III is more than a sub sim dude! It is a time travel sim too. If I had been Marty McFly, I would have boned Loraine at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in that parking lot back in 1955. Ok, I said it. I'm a sick person! I can see all the people now...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

blue_76
05-03-2005, 11:38 PM
you got that right! why can't we post our own pics inside the sub? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
i got quite a collection of pinups http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Flanker15
05-04-2005, 05:07 AM
You had my attention at "LOTS of NAKED Women!!"
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Perhapse you should start every post with that?

axeman3d
05-04-2005, 05:43 AM
I think he does. He must work for a tabloid newspaper, they know how to appeal to the lowest common denominator. They know that no matter what the headline, they can spice it up by adding either the word 'romp' or 'horror' at the end. Try it for your self.

quillan
05-04-2005, 07:56 AM
You can, Blue. That's what I did. I found the .tga file that had the pic from the radio room in it, and copied my own picture over the top of the radio room poster. I forget just which file it is now, but over on the subsim forums someone has done a group of 50 or so different pinups you can download. Just grabbing one will tell you which file it is.

Messervy
05-04-2005, 08:39 AM
Bah.....women.....????......bah.....D@mn...I try not to care but I can`t.

Budokan
05-04-2005, 08:53 AM
That blonde German nurse at the dock with the "Veronica Lake peek-a-boo haircut" is pretty cute. She's always there to wave goodbye and hello to my men as we pull out of the dock....

irR4tiOn4L
05-04-2005, 11:14 AM
i think many of you have been out at (virtual) sea too long..

SubSerpent
05-04-2005, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by irR4tiOn4L:
i think many of you have been out at (virtual) sea too long..


That or we've been watching our (virtual) girl's dancing around our desktops too long! I mean come'on and admit it. Women are like a bunch of Happy Meals on long legs just beconing us to devour them?

LOL, Ironically this song is playing on the radio just now...

I-like-girls-with-BIG-butts-and I can not lie,
You other fellas can't deny,
That when you see a BIG round thing in your face with an itty-bitty waist - you get sprung! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

mightyduck100
05-04-2005, 01:34 PM
think many of you have been out at (virtual) sea too long..

**** Straight. Man this thread is so funny.

"Are you gonna take me home tonight.
Ahhhhhhh down beside that red firelight.
Are you gonna let it all hang out.
Fat bottomed girls. You make the rockin world go round."

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