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JaggedRaven
02-02-2005, 08:59 PM
What's the most impressive thing you've heard from "unofficial sources" about the upcoming big patch (even if they're totally bogus rumors)? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

cwojackson
02-02-2005, 10:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JaggedRaven:
What's the most impressive thing you've heard from "unofficial sources" about the upcoming big patch (even if they're totally bogus rumors)? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Attention:
We simply ran out of space on our 2 CDs and had to remove some cockpits for
several flyable aircraft. Free add-on containing these aircraft will be made
available at http://www.pacific-fighters.com for a free download. (Nov 2004)

stugumby
02-02-2005, 10:08 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gifwell im thinking a 4 hour search at 5000 feet for a single pilot in the drink,but thats ok its emilia earhart and fred noonan...

VVS-Manuc
02-03-2005, 01:51 AM
"The P-51 and all cal .50 guns will be toned down to realistic performance levels, be sure"

Flakenstien
02-03-2005, 03:06 AM
"The upcoming patch will address all issues that have been whined about assuring that each and every user will have a 100% complete and error free simming experiance, thus leading to the forums being used for the purpose of offering advice, helpful information and guidance. But since there will be nothing to complain about the forums may have to be closed for good becasue once you recieve the "perfect patch" there will be nothing to talk about."

zjulik
02-03-2005, 04:48 AM
"As an honour to the community, one once-prolific forum poster will be modelled in the game as a lone Japanese pilot, randomly appearing in both off- and online scenarios, giving non-ACEs a hard time by the sheer complexity of his technique. This blend of AI and human represents a step into a new era of simulation."

Spitf_ACE
02-03-2005, 05:39 AM
I heard that a completed copy of BoB will be included in the next patch. I will include a map of the whole globe, including all the people and animals, which you can see when you fly low enough.

They are all based on the people which lived in every house, which are also modelled, and have the same manerisms, and behavioural patterns.

We will also get every plane used in the war included, which goes without saying.

Unfortunatly I hear the geese's FM is slightly out, which is why I won't be downloading it!

ElAurens
02-03-2005, 05:45 AM
cwojackson....

You are boring and repetitive. Can it.

For everyone else...

The patch will be huge.

nakamura_kenji
02-03-2005, 06:19 AM
i hope it under 700mb so can burn to cd at friend that have faster internet and take home if not i be sad ;_;

ElAurens
02-03-2005, 06:40 AM
nakamura_kenji,

Expect the G4M1 "Betty", CW 21 Demon, and Ki 100 to be released in a "pre patch", that will contain also some FM tweeks and the usual bug fixes,and possibly a surprise or two.

The majority will be in a CD addon...


I'm just saying.

ploughman
02-03-2005, 06:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>The CW-21 Demon was a lightweight fighter based on the CW-19R general-purpose monoplane. It was intended primarily for export, with 32 being ordered by China in 1939, and 24 improved versions being ordered by the Netherlands East Indies in 1940. Being inadequately armed and with no worthwhile protection for the pilot, the Demons were fair game for the Japanese fighters they opposed. Three of the improved Demons (the CW-21B) were sent to the American Volunteer Group in China (the "Flying Tigers"), but all t hree were lost on the ferry flight from Rangoon to Kunming, when the entire group crashed into a mountain during bad weather. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.daveswarbirds.com/usplanes/photos/demon.jpg

Now that's a ringing endorsement!

nakamura_kenji
02-03-2005, 06:53 AM
i guess mean addon cd have pay for that i guess

ElAurens
02-03-2005, 07:11 AM
Ploughman, I had the great fortune to hear a talk given by former AVG member Peter Wright, both he in his talk, and several other Tigers in print have said that the CW 21 was a good aircraft and they really wanted it. Don't blame the CW 21 because a lack of proper maps/navigational aids in China caused the AVG's Demons to go down. It will cause quite a stir in the game, especially online...

daloon
02-03-2005, 07:26 AM
Too Weak - To Weak - 2 weaks to comment...................... 2 tired to roll out the rumor in to weeks!

DuxCorvan
02-03-2005, 07:50 AM
"The answer is: seven" (Luthier, just before retire to Elvis's secret dwelling). http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AWL_Spinner
02-03-2005, 07:51 AM
..That there's going to be a "definite info" statement from the powers that be this Friday stating exactly what's coming and when.*

*I just made that up, but I'd like it to be true.

DIRTY-MAC
02-03-2005, 10:18 AM
Being inadequately armed and with no worthwhile protection for the pilot

they had four browning machineguns with 1000 rounds each and armor behind the cockpit

, the Demons were fair game for the Japanese fighters they opposed.

they were hopelessly outnumbered


Three of the improved Demons (the CW-21B) were sent to the American Volunteer Group in China (the "Flying Tigers")

Wrong they were CW-21s not CW-21Bs

but all three were lost on the ferry flight from Rangoon to Kunming,


when the entire group crashed into a mountain during bad weather.

Wrong

It had to do with dirty petrol
I posted a thread about what really happened with the 3 Cw-21s a while ago

R_Mutt
02-03-2005, 11:10 AM
I heard that they will be implementing a device that sends electric shocks into users controllers who whine excessively.

cwojackson
02-03-2005, 11:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
cwojackson....

You are boring and repetitive. Can it.

For everyone else...

The patch will be huge. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>And you are childish as usual but I'm sure you already know that.

Capt._Tenneal
02-03-2005, 11:17 AM
" We are pleased to announce the hiring of Oleg Maddox as Head combat flight sim whatchamacallit here at Micro$oft. "

-- Cousin Billy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

cwojackson
02-03-2005, 11:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Capt._Tenneal:
" We are pleased to announce the hiring of Oleg Maddox as Head combat flight sim whatchamacallit here at Micro$oft. "

-- Cousin Billy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Now that would cause some mental overloads that would be fun to watch.

Extreme_One
02-03-2005, 11:26 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
cwojackson....

You are boring and repetitive. Can it.

For everyone else...

The patch will be huge. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen!

cwojackson
02-03-2005, 11:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
cwojackson....

You are boring and repetitive. Can it.

For everyone else...

The patch will be huge. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LOL! Yes, God forbid anyone actually quote 1CMaddox themselves...it angers the hive.

DuxCorvan
02-03-2005, 02:01 PM
"EA swallows UBI and puts Oleg to work in 'Tiger Woods Golf 2006: Ukrania Big Fields'"

"Mitsubishi goes to the court and gets UBI to put a 6 minute Mitsubishi Pajero spot as PF intro... without posibility of skipping (hard code)"

"US Department of Defense interested in FB/PF AI gunner routines to implement in new ultramodern secret AAA system"

"X-Crash found trapped in an elevator tangled in a 25 meter-long troll that he intended to install around his PC net connection"

"Chuck Older: new longevity Guiness Record 2005"

"Oleg founds a new religion. Maddoxism appeals to patience and comtemplation of complex flight models, to reach Nirvana thru '2 week - 2 week - 2 week' mantra and get to ride a La-7 and a Corsair. Despite the legion of adorers, cismatic members have founded Katavengerism, a destructive sect that adores an idol representing a phallic torpedo."

"Logitech stops manufacturing FFB joysticks. The company announces a simple conversion to sex toys production"

"Crazyivan to the White House. He threatens to ban the whole opposition."

"Dux Corvan found dead in his Beverly Hills mansion. Last time seen alive in Hugh Pfeffner's mansion as a VIP guest, he was last seen in the back seat of a van driven by a guy with a single brow. This morning he was found in his bath with his head in a bat-turn and his trim in a slider. No clues, but many enemies after confessing he was a 'lesbian trapped in a man's body'."

"After six years of development 1C announces his new product, called 'Close Encounters with the 3rd CD', that encloses a special edition tila tea bag and a beard trimmer. After too much flu in development team, the software was found to be full of viruses."

"Luthier found alive. After the wreck of his ship in summer 2004, he survived in a rocky island eating orangutans, parsley and frogs. Natives worshipped him as their legendary Nokommentu, a local god of isolation."

"FB/PF open sourced. The new mod 'Spiderman and the evil nazi lasermachine' v.2.32 available for download in EA modding site."

"New UBI forums: 'Pi$$ing and jerking', where everybody can post rants, whines, counterwhines, insults, more whines, more counterwhines, and enjoy the hottest flames and dialectical fights of the web. The other one: 'FB/PF TMFAQ (Too Much Frequently Asked Questions) for newbies with attention capacity issues', for asking once and again things about key biddings for gunsights, chocks, manual landing gears, etc. Newbies are introduced in a ring and beaten till death by bored longing-a-patch old members of the forums."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

cwojackson
02-03-2005, 02:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
No clues, but many enemies after confessing he was a 'lesbian trapped in a man's body'."
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Uncle Ned?

vonPletz
02-03-2005, 02:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
"EA swallows UBI and puts Oleg to work in 'Tiger Woods Golf 2006: Ukrania Big Fields'"

"Mitsubishi goes to the court and gets UBI to put a 6 minute Mitsubishi Pajero spot as PF intro... without posibility of skipping (hard code)"

"US Department of Defense interested in FB/PF AI gunner routines to implement in new ultramodern secret AAA system"

"X-Crash found trapped in an elevator tangled in a 25 meter-long troll that he intended to install around his PC net connection"

"Chuck Older: new longevity Guiness Record 2005"

"Oleg founds a new religion. Maddoxism appeals to patience and comtemplation of complex flight models, to reach Nirvana thru '2 week - 2 week - 2 week' mantra and get to ride a La-7 and a Corsair. Despite the legion of adorers, cismatic members have founded Katavengerism, a destructive sect that adores an idol representing a phallic torpedo."

"Logitech stops manufacturing FFB joysticks. The company announces a simple conversion to sex toys production"

"Crazyivan to the White House. He threatens to ban the whole opposition."

"Dux Corvan found dead in his Beverly Hills mansion. Last time seen alive in Hugh Pfeffner's mansion as a VIP guest, he was last seen in the back seat of a van driven by a guy with a single brow. This morning he was found in his bath with his head in a bat-turn and his trim in a slider. No clues, but many enemies after confessing he was a 'lesbian trapped in a man's body'."

"After six years of development 1C announces his new product, called 'Close Encounters with the 3rd CD', that encloses a special edition tila tea bag and a beard trimmer. After too much flu in development team, the software was found to be full of viruses."

"Luthier found alive. After the wreck of his ship in summer 2004, he survived in a rocky island eating orangutans, parsley and frogs. Natives worshipped him as their legendary Nokommentu, a local god of isolation."

"FB/PF open sourced. The new mod 'Spiderman and the evil nazi lasermachine' v.2.32 available for download in EA modding site."

"New UBI forums: 'Pi$$ing and jerking', where everybody can post rants, whines, counterwhines, insults, more whines, more counterwhines, and enjoy the hottest flames and dialectical fights of the web. The other one: 'FB/PF TMFAQ (Too Much Frequently Asked Questions) for newbies with attention capacity issues', for asking once and again things about key biddings for gunsights, chocks, manual landing gears, etc. Newbies are introduced in a ring and beaten till death by bored longing-a-patch old members of the forums."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Best one yet!
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Jagdgeschwader2
02-03-2005, 04:24 PM
Wow! I can't wait to get my hands on that evil
nazi lasermachine mod!

http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jagdgeschwader2s.jpg

badaboom.1
02-03-2005, 05:27 PM
NOW HEAR THIS......NOW HEAR THIS....The real reason for the ADDON/PATCH delay is OLEG & LUTHIER have been secretly working on the performance that they will give at this years SUPERBOWL at half-time.Rumor has it the two will do a duet to the earpounding sounds of THE VILLAGE PEOPLE'S[ MATCHO MAN ]Dressed in full PIMP COSTUME[wide brim hats/full length fur coats]The performance will also include a special moderator/guest at which time A WORDROBE MALFUNCTION will occur,after whitch time the HAPPY THREESOME will be escorted off stage and thrown out the nearest exit!!!Soon after THE PIMP costumes are returned to thier rightfull PF COMMUNITY owners the ADDON/PATCH will be released!![but it will not include betty because thier was to mutch bit#%ing about it!!......NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!]enjoy the game!!!!!THAT IS ALL.

LeadSpitter_
02-03-2005, 05:40 PM
Oleg jr is already an ace flying the 190 109 and spitfire.

ElAurens
02-03-2005, 05:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
And you are childish as usual but I'm sure you already know that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

jackson, you amaze me. You soil every thread you post in whining like a six year old whose parents won't get him the sugar coated cereal with the secret decoder ring inside. And you think I'm childish?

I'm sure I speak for the majority here when I say:

[edit]If you wouldn't mind shutting up that would be so nice http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[edit]


Have a nice day.

jensenpark
02-03-2005, 06:50 PM
I heard the new patch has already slept with Paris Hilton.

RogueSnake79
02-03-2005, 07:33 PM
I was told in HL that 1C Maddox games has been helping develope this game.

http://www.pt-boats.net/PT_web/index1_e.htm

ImpStarDuece
02-03-2005, 07:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jensenpark:
I heard the new patch has already slept with Paris Hilton. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Funny, I though everyone had already slept with Paris Hilton.

"The patch will include a new feature "full real force feed back". In an attempot to up realism and provide employment for thousands of improvrished Russians UBI has paid for large men with basball bats, lighters and jerry cans of petrol to 'simulate' the 'damage effects' of getting 'shot' onwhine."

heywooood
02-03-2005, 08:17 PM
Paris Hilton talks in her sleep...she says "again Heywooood - AGAIN!!"

patch will include self-improvement code to allow constant unaided improvement of all aspects of the flight sim in perpetuity.

patch will gain self-awareness in 2006 and, through LAN connection, assimilate all home and corporate servers by mid 2007....it will continue to learn exponentially and take control of all computer function all over the world by late 2007... Arnold Schwartzenegger will unmask at that time (as President of the US and Terminator) and assume total world domination as was the plan all along.

...and you all thought this was about airplanes...pffff.

SlickStick
02-03-2005, 08:27 PM
B-17 will be flyable in next patch. Be Sure, is what I was told. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

heywooood
02-03-2005, 08:32 PM
I think that pearl of a rumor was 'inuendo' if you get my flagrant drift...and you just sorta pulled it out.

SlickStick
02-03-2005, 08:35 PM
The thread starter did ask for "tasty rumors from unofficial sources", no? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

heywooood
02-03-2005, 08:40 PM
tasty???? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif yipe.

I think I will go grab a beer now...

SlickStick
02-03-2005, 08:56 PM
Forgive me for not typing the inflected form as appears in the title. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Lewicide
02-03-2005, 10:04 PM
It will be revealed that the REAL firing button for the 151/20 is mapped to the windows button on the keyboard, which, when pressed fires at twice the cyclic rate from a 500 round belt of continuous HE,MG,HE,MG,AP, capable of VAPORISING any A/C in the sim, and even destroying the fishing boat!

Mjollnir111675
02-04-2005, 12:29 AM
Someone has actual proof that a skipped fitty shell can penetrate the belly armor of a Tiger,Panther OR MK.IV!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif
That a Tiger gunner could actually fire ONE shot at an incoming plane moving at over 200 mph and "neatly saw off " yer wing !!
That General Motors actually GAVE the go ahead to activate the TBM as flyable!!
Every major aircraft corporation gave 1-C Maddox the "Go-Ahead" to use any and all a/c shapes,designators and variants free of charge as long as all the dev crews wives/girlfriends, or daughters would be taken and utilized as capitalistic *****S thus being @n@l raped,ear canal banged,pearl necklaced,A.T.M.'ed and eventually being impregnated by a TB-3 4M-17 and the the WHOLE CREW of TORP PLANES ANONYMOUS!!!!

HEY 1-C: THATS GOTTA HURT!!! TORP PLANES OR NOT: OUCH!!! That TB-3 is HUGE!! Try takin that sideways Ms & Mrs. 1-C!!

LEXX_Luthor
02-04-2005, 12:49 AM
For "copyrite" reasons, 3.05 will "Patch Out" all non~Lend Leace Ussian planes except those made by...Brewster...

...leaving us to sim 1941-45 Russia vs Japan, a story never told, until now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

DuxCorvan
02-04-2005, 04:25 AM
I was with Paris Hilton but I didn't sleep... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

BTW, Mjollnir, I nearly didn't understand a word, but that sounded a bit too savage! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Even for you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

DIRTY-MAC
02-04-2005, 04:30 AM
the CW-21B and Tempest mkV will
be the new Whine Swine makers

Spectre_USA
02-04-2005, 06:42 AM
Whiune swine? Hrrmm, that don't sound good.

But it has been a while since I stopped by.

Oh, and nice pic from the archives El_Aurans...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ploughman
02-04-2005, 07:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Three of the improved Demons (the CW-21B) were sent to the American Volunteer Group in China (the "Flying Tigers")

Wrong they were CW-21s not CW-21Bs <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What do you mean wrong? I spelled most of it right. In fact that statement is over 80% correct and that's a bigger endorsment than most Presidents get.

So this next patch, will it help me give up smoking?

m.manson2004
02-04-2005, 11:53 AM
Apparently Luthier took off with a lot of stuff and is looking for some developer to sell it to or reach a more profitable contract than he had with Maddox, apparently when he was over at E3......he got talking to.........

manson

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 12:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
And you are childish as usual but I'm sure you already know that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

jackson, you amaze me. You soil every thread you post in whining like a six year old whose parents won't get him the sugar coated cereal with the secret decoder ring inside. And you think I'm childish?

I'm sure I speak for the majority here when I say:

http://www.blitzpigs.com/photos/stfu.jpg

Have a nice day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>"You soil every thread you post in whining like a six year old..."

Don't sound so worried, I would never try to compete with your amazing ability in that field. The spoiled child who is angry because everyone doesn't believe his favorite toy is so great.

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 12:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
And you are childish as usual but I'm sure you already know that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

jackson, you amaze me. You soil every thread you post in whining like a six year old whose parents won't get him the sugar coated cereal with the secret decoder ring inside. And you think I'm childish?

I'm sure I speak for the majority here when I say:

http://www.blitzpigs.com/photos/stfu.jpg

Have a nice day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>"You soil every thread you post in whining like a six year old..."

Don't sound so worried, I would never try to compete with your amazing ability in that field. The spoiled child who is angry because everyone doesn't believe his favorite toy is so great. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're condemning ElAurens because you say he's "The spoiled child who is angry because everyone doesn't believe his favorite toy is so great." but you're doing exactly the opposite.

It appears that are only coming here and hijacking threads, posted by those that are actually enjoying this game, because you are jealous and would prefer to somehow spoil their fun too.

It's that which the vast majority are bored of now.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 12:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
And you are childish as usual but I'm sure you already know that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

jackson, you amaze me. You soil every thread you post in whining like a six year old whose parents won't get him the sugar coated cereal with the secret decoder ring inside. And you think I'm childish?

I'm sure I speak for the majority here when I say:

http://www.blitzpigs.com/photos/stfu.jpg

Have a nice day. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>"You soil every thread you post in whining like a six year old..."

Don't sound so worried, I would never try to compete with your amazing ability in that field. The spoiled child who is angry because everyone doesn't believe his favorite toy is so great. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're condemning ElAurens because you say he's "The spoiled child who is angry because everyone doesn't believe his favorite toy is so great." but you're doing _exactly_ the opposite.

It appears that are only coming here and hijacking threads, posted by those that are actually enjoying this game, because you are jealous and would prefer to somehow spoil their fun too.

It's that which the vast majority are bored of now. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Way to go Mod...I guess you missed his Shut the **** Up graphic. But of course he's one of yours so that is fine with you.

ElAurens
02-04-2005, 03:38 PM
jackson...

I fully expect a ban for posting that graphic. I knew it when I posted it.

Frankly you deserve that post. We all know you are angry with the lack of promised content for PF. Hell, half the bloody internet knows you are upset with it. Well, here is a little clue for you. Most of us are upset as well. We paid for it too, we enjoy the sim too, and are anxious to get all the added value we can from and for it.

But, and this is the critical part, we know how things work around here. We know that the missing content will arrive. We understand that there are some extenuating circumstances involved. so, we are (semi) patient about it.
Unlike yourself, who feels it necessary to stomp through thread after thread biatching and moaning about it. It is tiring. You are tiring.

That's why I posted it.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 03:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
jackson...

I fully expect a ban for posting that graphic. I knew it when I posted it.

Frankly you deserve that post. We all know you are angry with the lack of promised content for PF. Hell, half the bloody internet knows you are upset with it. Well, here is a little clue for you. Most of us are upset as well. We paid for it too, we enjoy the sim too, and are anxious to get all the added value we can from and for it.

But, and this is the critical part, we know how things work around here. We know that the missing content will arrive. We understand that there are some extenuating circumstances involved. so, we are (semi) patient about it.
Unlike yourself, who feels it necessary to stop through thread after thread biatching and moaning about it. It is tiring. _You_ are tiring.

That's why I posted it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't worry, the mods turn a blind eye to your antics...as I recall I've see you post the same thing other times in the past to other people. I'm sure they all deserved it as well...they didn't agree with your opinion.

SlickStick
02-04-2005, 03:44 PM
Sheesh! What a doofus. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif

ElAurens
02-04-2005, 03:46 PM
I have never posted that graphic on these forums before. You are in error. As usual.

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 03:48 PM
I've editted the offending post and have sent a PM to ElAurens.

To say that I was "all over this thread" is a bit much. I replied on page 3 - the image was on page 2. Some of us do have a life outside PF you know... I missed the image - what do you want - an apology?

It's dealt with.

You will no doubt reply to say you are dissatisfied with my actions or my hair-colour or something...

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 03:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
I have never posted that graphic on these forums before. You are in error. As usual. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Strange, when I've dropped in in the past I've seen it before. I guess it was just someone else who holds themselves above the rules of conduct when other's don't agree with their opinion.

Who would expect that here. You folks have such a warm way of dealing with people's objections over profanity, or even daring to mention that they believe a cockpit isn't very good.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 03:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
I've editted the offending post and have sent a PM to ElAurens.

To say that I was "all over this thread" is a bit much. I replied on page 3 - the image was on page 2. Some of us do have a life outside PF you know... I missed the image - what do you want - an apology?

It's dealt with.

You will no doubt reply to say you are dissatisfied with my actions or my hair-colour or something... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Why would I expect you to hold him accountable to the rules of conduct...you haven't even labeled him or his comments.

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 03:55 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
I've editted the offending post and have sent a PM to ElAurens.

To say that I was "all over this thread" is a bit much. I replied on page 3 - the image was on page 2. Some of us do have a life outside PF you know... I missed the image - what do you want - an apology?

It's dealt with.

You will no doubt reply to say you are dissatisfied with my actions or my hair-colour or something... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Why would I expect you to hold him accountable to the rules of conduct...you haven't even labeled him or his comments. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Labelled? Now what are you talking about?

Oh - you want me to publically scold ElAurens I guess?

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 03:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
I've editted the offending post and have sent a PM to ElAurens.

To say that I was "all over this thread" is a bit much. I replied on page 3 - the image was on page 2. Some of us do have a life outside PF you know... I missed the image - what do you want - an apology?

It's dealt with.

You will no doubt reply to say you are dissatisfied with my actions or my hair-colour or something... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Why would I expect you to hold him accountable to the rules of conduct...you haven't even labeled him or his comments. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Labelled? Now what are you talking about?

Oh - you want me to publically scold ElAurens I guess? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LOL! I guess you are forgetting how you've been trying to neatly label my comments for how many posts now?

As for what you do with ElAurens, I'm sure your double standards gives you plenty of options.

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 04:02 PM
I label you? Then what's the 'hive?'

I can't recall a 'label' as such - I've stated that your actions make you appear to be a troll rather than someone with a genuine greivance.

If you take that to mean I'm labelling you a troll - then perhaps your guilty conscience has a part to play in that.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
I label you? Then what's the 'hive?'

I can't recall a 'label' as such - I've stated that your actions make you appear to be a troll rather than someone with a genuine greivance.

If you take that to mean I'm labelling you a troll - then perhaps your guilty conscience has a part to play in that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LOL! You can't help yourself from trying to apply labels while denying you're using labels.

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 04:08 PM
Then instead of crawling over every thread like you own it - back-off and prove your not trolling!

badaboom.1
02-04-2005, 04:11 PM
UHHHMMMM,Excuse me,Can you guys take a break?I'd like to go get some popcorn for grand finale!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
Then instead of crawling over every thread like you own it - _back-off_ and prove your not trolling! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LOL! Trolling? My sin on this thread was posting the information directly from 1CMaddox itself. Or is it trolling to respond, in kind, to those you turn a blind eye to?

If you want to ban me just do it, rather then trying to "fabricate" an excuse such as trolling. In the end am I any different then the "Where's the Beef" thread, people simply having their own opinion and discussing it fairly evenly until those who are protected show up and turn it into a flame war...without fear of recrimination?

As I said, if you want to ban me for having my own opinion, or responding in kind, stop trying to fabricate your excuse with labels.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:15 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by badaboom.1:
UHHHMMMM,Excuse me,Can you guys take a break?I'd like to go get some popcorn for grand finale!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm sure you won't be disappointed. Dessention won't be tolerated.

Official Pacific Fighters Forum Rules of Etiquette

1) Never, ever post anything that can be deemed derogatory unless it is a prefix to the word whiner in which case you can post all the insults and innuendo you wish. Accompanying your attacks on individual thinkers with suitable graphics, the more juvenile the better, is encouraged for the morale of the hive.

2) When referring to the game avoid using certain trigger words such as: disappointed, incomplete, Avenger, when or open source. Approved buzz words are: wonderful, fabulous, best, brilliant, love, awesome, etc. Keep in mind, even a casual comment by a long time poster about the quality of a cockpit can trigger a feeding frenzy.

3) Remember, appropriate subjects for posting include such topics as €œby my Aunt Gertie€s left ear lobe, I love this game€ or, €œIs it just me or are the unclean ones becoming vocal in our hive€ and €œPost everything you love about this game here€. Inappropriate topics include anything that does not heap praise upon the genre.

4) Never ever post the €œG€ word. Not €œGod€, that will only get you flamed for being an over sensitive jerk, I€m speak of the aviation company that starts with the letter €œG€ and represents all that is evil in the world.


5) Remember that some people equate how long you€ve been posting with physical attributes and to them size does matter. Be prepared for comments regarding the length of your€¦posting. (Compensation issues?)

6) The user license agreement between you and the developer when you purchased a copy of this game DID NOT entitle you to have your own opinion.

7) The use of vulgarity is against the rules of conduct. Saying that any 1CMaddox product is in anyway less then perfect is considered vulgar and will result such pleasant admonishments as €œShut the F€"k Up€, which embedded in graphics and posted by one of the royal guard, is not considered vulgar.

8) And always remember: The individual views expressed in this forum do not necessarily represent the views of 1CMaddox, the moderators or the hive mentality of some unquestioning fans, and if they don€t they are subject to heavy ridicule and/or being locked.

ElAurens
02-04-2005, 04:19 PM
Thanks for the promotion to "royal guard".

See you in a week!

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ElAurens:
Thanks for the promotion to "royal guard".

See you in a week!

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>So you've successfully brokered a deal. Good for you.

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 04:23 PM
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Jester_159th
02-04-2005, 04:29 PM
Ever heard the saying "You reap what you sew?"

If you want to try and set yourself up as a martyr, then don't be suprised when someone starts banging the nails in.

Why not try changing the attitude of your posting, without changing your views and see if you get a change in the type of response you receive? But be prepared that it'll take a while for anyone to take you seriously. Considering even those that agree with your opinions are telling you to cool it, I would have thought you'd have had a re-think by now.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jester_159th:
Ever heard the saying "You reap what you sew?"

If you want to try and set yourself up as a martyr, then don't be suprised when someone starts banging the nails in.

Why not try changing the attitude of your posting, without changing your views and see if you get a change in the type of response you receive? But be prepared that it'll take a while for anyone to take you seriously. Considering even those that agree with your opinions are telling you to cool it, I would have thought you'd have had a re-think by now. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well this was my first post on this thread:

Attention:
We simply ran out of space on our 2 CDs and had to remove some cockpits for
several flyable aircraft. Free add-on containing these aircraft will be made
available at http://www.pacific-fighters.com for a free download. (Nov 2004)

I'd say that was a fairly neutral post considering absolutely none of it are my words. Of course that generated the pleasant response:

cwojackson....
You are boring and repetitive. Can it.
For everyone else...
The patch will be huge.

Hmmmmmmm?

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 04:38 PM
That's true enough - it was the first post on this thread but by that time everyone was tired of you from the other threads you've been posting in.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
That's true enough - it was the first post on _this_ thread but by that time everyone was tired of you from the _other_ threads you've been posting in. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, for making similar offensive comments.

Strange how you're not interesting in the posting styles of other people.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
That's true enough - it was the first post on _this_ thread but by that time everyone was tired of you from the _other_ threads you've been posting in. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Or are you referring to the joke thread about the Avenger model that you recently locked. The one that started:

"And it's really coming along nicely. It's a 1/48" plastic model that I'm just about done airbrushing and doing the decals. I'll post a pic of it as soon as it's completed."

And my reply: "Two weeks?"

Yes, that was very inflamatory wasn't it?

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 04:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
...
Strange how you're not interesting in the posting styles of other people. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ElAurens is taking a vacation - the required 'punishment' for his crime.

So you wanna start accusing other people now?

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 04:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cwojackson:
...
Strange how you're not interesting in the posting styles of other people. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

_ElAurens_ is taking a vacation - the required 'punishment' for his crime.

So you wanna start accusing other people now? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LOL! Yes, he stopped by and announced his vacation before leaving. Glad to see he was able to broker a deal.

Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 04:55 PM
"broker a deal" LMAO!

Do you really believe the rubbish you type?

I don't suppose it matters - your post count grows along with your reputation - I applaud you - you're good!

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 05:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
"broker a deal" LMAO!

Do you really believe the rubbish you type?

I don't suppose it matters - your post count grows along with your reputation - I applaud you - you're good! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, I really do believe it. But I'm sure that in the interest of fairness, should you ever fabricate enough reason to ban me, I'll be given the same opportunity to come on and post my own goodbyes.

DuxCorvan
02-04-2005, 05:03 PM
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Extreme_One
02-04-2005, 05:06 PM
Why would I want to ban you?

I and the rest of the guys here live in the vain hope that we can teach you to be respectful when you're criticising the developers of this game we all http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif.

Noone has yet said that critiscm isn't allowed here.

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 05:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
Why would I want to ban you?

I and the rest of the guys here live in the vain hope that we can teach you to be respectful when you're criticising the developers of this game we all http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif.

Noone has yet said that critiscm isn't allowed here. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>LOL! I laughed so hard on that one I think I may have internal injuries. Yes, you and yours are the living models of respectful standards.

So back to my question...is it common to allow someone who is banned to post their goodbyes?

cwojackson
02-04-2005, 05:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_17_2.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Still not talking about last night? I'm glad I didn't spring for breakfast.