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Clonage2006
10-30-2007, 04:12 PM
Hullo, I was browsing these here forums and found myself feeling rather bored, so I decided to make a topic.

Here's the deal, you know the christmas song? the one that goes: On the ...th Day of christmas, my true love gave to me? Well basically I'll start off with the first day, and tell you what 'my true love gave to me,' trying my best to make it rhyme. and then the next person posts with the second day, etc, it doesn't matter if we end up with like 200 days of christmas, who cares?

It doesn't have to be AC based, just make it funny! (Within reason.) I'm not a christian this just seems like a fun idea that I came up with. Ok, start. (You don't have to repeat the last persons verse)


On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, ***-assins creed and an x bo-hox three sixteeee.

Subba_
10-30-2007, 04:18 PM
On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me... A-C and a brand new ps3.

woot.

membernametaken
10-30-2007, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Clonage2006:
Hullo, I was browsing these here forums and found myself feeling rather bored, so I decided to make a topic.

This seems to be a big problem around here. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

<span class="ev_code_GREY">(I'm only kidding around... continue with your topic, please.)</span>

danny.b87
10-30-2007, 04:25 PM
on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me: aaa big fat kissshttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Azzerwazzer1191
10-30-2007, 04:50 PM
on the fourth day of christmas my true love said to me, i just had a greeeaaat, morniiing, piiii**

MeAltairLol
10-30-2007, 04:57 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a big new plasmaaa!

Azzerwazzer1191
10-30-2007, 05:01 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif and a partridge in a pear tree http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

..........

WTF! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

pgsmitty
10-30-2007, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Azzerwazzer1191:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif and a partridge in a pear tree http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

..........

WTF! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

I think an assassin in an eagle costume would have been more fitting

Azzerwazzer1191
10-30-2007, 05:58 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif.... ok http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

colt122
10-31-2007, 06:37 AM
on the 6th day of christmas my tru love gave to me

nothing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

ScytheOfGrim
10-31-2007, 06:41 AM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A scythe to help CO2 emissions quuu-icklyyyyy.

(You know, by cutting down trees and... well.... yeah.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif)

Darkeye321
10-31-2007, 07:09 AM
on the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Eid

ScytheOfGrim
10-31-2007, 07:23 AM
Bu-? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
Tha-! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
Wha-?! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Whatever... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A slap in the face for peeing on the pantry.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Azzerwazzer1191
10-31-2007, 08:53 AM
on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me, the clap http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Darkeye321
10-31-2007, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Azzerwazzer1191:
on the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me, the clap http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
fixed
on the elevnth day of christmas my my true hate gave to me nothing

MiniAssasin
10-31-2007, 09:16 AM
i sence alot of inability to ryhme and make funny jokes from alot of you.

first two posters and the sythe dude well done

Darkeye321
10-31-2007, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by MiniAssasin:
i sence alot of inability to ryhme and make funny jokes from alot of you.

first two posters and the sythe dude well done
lol

AirRon_2K7
10-31-2007, 10:18 AM
on the twelth (?) day of christmas my true love said to me:

Heres your divorce paper and I want you out before I count to three

Dark_zip
10-31-2007, 10:48 AM
on the twelfth day of Christmas my true love said to me, Heres your divorce paper and I want you out before I count to three
And she is actually BI

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, A wii without AC
and I got very angry!

On the Fourteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Cybersex since its a PC
And I know thats SAD! And no I dont take it to bed!

On the Fifteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, A really boring high tea!
And a cookie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

On the Sixteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seeeeeee ex for free!

high tea, pc, wii without ac, and she actually bi!

My god im bored >_>

saros.exe
10-31-2007, 10:49 AM
On the thirteenth day of christmas my love lost her count

Dark_zip
10-31-2007, 11:39 AM
try singing it ^^ I had fun :P