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Korolov1986
11-26-2007, 12:18 PM
5 Points, 2nd Edition, for Flying IL2:1946 Forgotten Battles with cool Lerche blender plane and motherland MiG-9 jet fighter with two hot engines:

1. All servers on Hyperlobby MUST state whether they are using Lerche or MiG-9 in their planesets. It is illegal to use both the Lerche and MiG-9 in the same planeset, as the awesomeness will be overwhelming to all pilots, and cause a catastrophic nuclear meltdown of the planet.

2. All pilots must learn to use both the X-4 guided missile and the 23mm cannons or 37mm cannon. Use of the Mk108 cannons is permitted, but most pilots will consider you a pansy Mk108 *****, so use the X-4 for increased 1337ness.

Should you join the fray without X-4, you are HONOR BOUND to eject/crash/refly and take X-4. MiG-9 pilots are not limited by this, and can select either the 23mm guns or 37mm guns, but not both. Using both guns on the MiG-9 marks you as similar to the pansy Mk108 *****, only worse - you will be called a 2337 *****, a binary 1 below 1337ness.

3. Upon entering a server, be it Lerche or MiG-9 (or, should the world still be intact, both), you must vulch, raze, cuss, swear, yell, team kill, bunny hop, engine flame, and whatever else your rice crispies tell you to do, against every other player. Server admins and mods are to be gang-banged whenever present, as they risk world destruction by introducing the Lerche uber blender and hot two engine MiG-9 on their server.

4. If the server has online voice communications, listen in but do not talk or use your microphone unless you are insulting other players, swearing, screaming, gloating, etc. Use the voice communications to listen in on the screams of the dying and whatever fools are attempting to gain a tactical advantage with voice communication. If anyone from your side attempts to gather the team together for a coordinated strike or tactical objective, counter that you won't vote for them next time and promptly declare you are impeaching them - impeachment by team killing is preferable.

5. The goal for most of us is to gain the most possible score at whatever the cost. Team killing gains you prestige, but will cost you score, so if you have low prestige points, rack up plenty of team kills. Kill stealing is an excellent option for when your points are low and you need points fast. Should anybody on your team cry foul, promptly team kill them or challenge them to a duel.

Should you come upon someone in a server that you believe has a ant farm up their ***, you are within your limits to do whatever possible to compound their problem.

These are all excellent suggestions to making the online environment a great place to get prestige, points, and power. They should be treated as hard rules that everyone should follow, and those who do not should be promptly forced to read them for two full weeks.

This topic is hardly neutral as it is the equivalent of giving the online community a slam in the nuts with a wrecking ball, and each one of us has to be sure that we're the one driving the wrecking ball, not the other poor slob.

flyingloon
11-26-2007, 12:54 PM
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T_O_A_D
11-26-2007, 12:56 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif Oh boy, Dark Humor http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

MEGILE
11-26-2007, 01:06 PM
All servers must use Lerche, period.

Urufu_Shinjiro
11-26-2007, 01:08 PM
I think I'll sign this one too, lol.

SlickStick
11-26-2007, 01:54 PM
Mama always told me to never poke a Bearcat with a pointy stick. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Though, I'm sure that you are just using the format to create hte funnay version and not having a go at BC. Well, at least I'm pretty sure. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

waffen-79
11-26-2007, 02:54 PM
I am laugh...sure no?

Urufu_Shinjiro
11-26-2007, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by waffen-79:
I am laugh...sure no?

QFT! lol!

Korolov1986
11-26-2007, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
All servers must use Lerche, period.

n00b. MiG-9 is teh r0xx0rz as long as you aren't 2337!!11!11!


Originally posted by SlickStick:
Mama always told me to never poke a Bearcat with a pointy stick.

Though, I'm sure that you are just using the format to create hte funnay version and not having a go at BC. Well, at least I'm pretty sure.


Well, I didn't see the meltdown yesterday/earlier today on the whole boards, except for the sticky thread, so I thought I'd compound the problem of poor understanding/communication by attempting to bring a little asshattery into the mix.

It wouldn't be the 'Zoo otherwise. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Bearcat99
11-26-2007, 04:33 PM
OK Koro... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Well earlier I was a little ticked.. that's why I didn't post in the thread.. but earlier my jaw was still sore from the beating I took across two boards for as many days.. so... in any case, no harm done Koro.. I ain't mad atcha. I even got a chuckle out of it.

chuckle

See?

Korolov1986
11-26-2007, 04:35 PM
So as long as we all come out laughing, you know we're still going to be ok.

Even if we're half-charred, bruised, and with broken legs. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ElAurens
11-26-2007, 04:37 PM
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Korolov1986
11-26-2007, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by ElAurens:
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X-4'd by a Lerche Blender Pilot?

Oh well, cheer up! Happens to the best of us!

Divine-Wind
11-26-2007, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Korolov1986:
So as long as we all come out laughing, you know we're still going to be ok.

Even if we're half-charred, bruised, and with broken legs. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
As long as you can laugh, you're not defeated.

So keep laughing Bearcat! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Alloy007P
11-26-2007, 10:17 PM
6. After your Lerch runs out of x-4 rockets it is mandatory yhat you ram your self into another unsuspecting player, wheather hes on the run way or in teh air.

7. If you see another player eject you are obliged to shoot his cyber body down and send him to his virtual death, faliure to complie with this rule will result in public humiliation. You will recive an e-mail which will prevent you from ever from installing Il-2 or BoB on your computer again, it will also melt you motherboard.

It is essential that the online community is to follow these rules, otherwise destruction of the online community is almost certain

MEGILE
11-27-2007, 05:50 AM
I will be on hyperlobby dueling in the Lerche tonight.

Come get some Koronoob. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

TgD Thunderbolt56
11-27-2007, 06:06 AM
"Lerche uber blender.."

lmao

WOLFMondo
11-27-2007, 06:52 AM
Greifing for the win!

Korolov1986
11-27-2007, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
I will be on hyperlobby dueling in the Lerche tonight.

Come get some Koronoob. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Kiss my ace, n00b.

@Alloy007P

Ah! Good points. So now we should go with 7 Points, 1st ed.?

BoCfuss
11-27-2007, 10:37 PM
I'm a noob at this and stuck on number 4. For example, say I'm roasted by some ******* and he throws out the old S! this is normally when I'd call him a Fecking Loser and explain how his mama eats feces, and he's too fat to know the difference. I usually get kicked at this point. I knew I was right. Stupid Losers.