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XxSYD3WINDERxX
01-03-2011, 11:09 AM
As the title says, I'm picky with Assassin's.

When I rescue them, I take a good look at their faces. They have to be good looking (both male and female)and have a good voice when I talk to them.

Once they have passed my aesthetic examination, they must look good in uniform (for there are variations in outfits and sometimes they just look plan stupid in them).

If they get into the outfit examination, but fail, I send 'em all on an impossible mission that results in their death - mean I know, but I want my people to be from the ruling class of the gene pool.

Humorously, I sent five off on a mission where the success rate was 12% and... they came back with success! All got up to level six, these lot are gonna be tougher to kill then I thought... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif You may be pleased to hear they are all dead now after sending them on rank 5 missions individually.

So now, I have my super race, consisting only of the most handsome and beautiful people in the land - please don't confuse or associate me with Adolf Hitler... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Another thing, if their name isn't up to standard, they die too. Alliterated names are great though - my best assassin is - was http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif - a lass who went by the name of Zita Zaniovelli, which is just too awesome. She died by accident, shame to see her go, for what she lacked in aesthetics she more than made up for with name.

Is anyone feeling my... story?!

magesupermaster
01-03-2011, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by jmattbacon:
Assassin's.

Just to let you know, the plural form of assassin is assassins-without the apostrophe(').

The name of the series is 'Assassin's Creed', which means the 'creed of the assassin'.

RedSpider
01-03-2011, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by jmattbacon:
Is anyone feeling my... story?!

Haha, no. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
But I do always make sure that the first male and female I ever recruited are always at least one level above the rest of them, like they're the leaders of the recruits.

Avl521
01-03-2011, 04:15 PM
All my recruits are Assassinos now so killing them is both hard and a waste of time.

They're mostly females so I like them.

Inorganic9_2
01-03-2011, 04:38 PM
Has anyone recruited the ratty-looking civillian with the greasy, slicked back black hair? What does he look like in uniform? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

What I find funny is that one of the bald-headed civillians looks exactly like my friend from my kung fu class...so much so, that, when I sent him a picture of the guy, he used it as his facebook profile picture! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My housemate is picky about my Assassins (he doesn't even play! haha). I recruited a woman with long, curly hair...he tried ot make me get her killed because he didn't like her hair!

XxSYD3WINDERxX
01-04-2011, 11:46 AM
Horribly, I put all my eggs in one basket and all my super race are dead! I have no Assassin's whatsoever, but at least it means I can start afresh!

Drakonous505
01-04-2011, 02:17 PM
I sent three female Assassin level Assassin's on a mission they should have easily survived. Alas they all died http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Requiescat in pace.
Then i began to look for replacements. I found one who was the exact same as my first ever female assassin who had died. I figured she suffered amnesia.

ThaWhistle
01-04-2011, 02:37 PM
I dont have the game yet. So I just sit here and watch snow melt.

DracoX872
01-04-2011, 02:59 PM
Lol Whistle. Join the club

We PC players are sorta ragin about the fact that Ubisoft is the only company that seems to delay games for the PC. The only reason they delay it, is to lose sales by making a DRM.

Go Ubi! and by that i mean go f yourselves!

ThaWhistle
01-04-2011, 03:16 PM
I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. IF we had a release date, I'd stop complaining as much, but just having the vague Q1 release date isn't very reassuring.

Pitalla
01-04-2011, 03:33 PM
man, I cant sympathize more with you. xP they do have to be good looking.

The most hilarious one I ve ever got was a female that had the voice of a man. I loled, good thing I had the cheat activated lol.

But yeah selection of the gene pool is very important for the order.

kriegerdesgottes
01-04-2011, 06:26 PM
wow and here I thought I was a monster for thinking these things and it turns out I'm not alone. I have attempted to send my less attractive assassins on missions with around 50% chance I don't have the heart to send them on a straight out suicide mission which I guess makes me a push-over but all my assassins are full out assassins so I'm bored with them and I'd like to sacrifice the ugly ones so I can recruit new ones.

Sps_Drake
01-04-2011, 09:08 PM
I try to get good looking ones... the ones that look bad I send on suicide missions. Unfortunately Nado and Nino survived(6% and 10% chances!). Sometimes I send my good ones on long missions and call in the uglies to assault the Vatican. They do fine until those 4 papal guards come in... 1 papal for 2 level 3 assassins.

najzere
01-04-2011, 09:15 PM
Probably the most disturbing thread I've ever seen.

RedSpider
01-04-2011, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by najzere:
Probably the most disturbing thread I've ever seen.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Valentorg
01-04-2011, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by magesupermaster:
Just to let you know, the plural form of assassin is assassins-without the apostrophe(').


Your signature doesn't have proper grammar. There should be a comma in there.
it should read:
"Call me MageMaster, NOT MageSuperMaster!"
And if you want to get really picky, it's generally not correct to spell a word with all capitals.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

DeanOMiite
01-04-2011, 09:52 PM
I'm gonna kill off all my male assassins so I can have only ladies. I feel like Ezio should only be surrounded by super babes.

Sps_Drake
01-04-2011, 09:56 PM
Sisterhood cheat