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TheSpectator
01-02-2011, 07:09 AM
Saw this http://www.ultimate-guitar.com...6121046#post26121046 (http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?p=26121046#post26121046) on Ultimateguitar.com sounds like fun. Thought i'd add an AC twist to it.

There's been a lot of these threads around lately, so I thought I'd make another! I don't know how successful this thread will be, but the idea is simple, give a reason why the above user has to die. For example:

"I love you, and that's why I have to assassinate you."
"You make too many crap threads, and that's why I have to assassinate you."
"You're an annoying 10'er, and that's why I have to assassinate you."

Go!

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 07:32 AM
^ You're a pervet, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

itsamea-mario
01-02-2011, 07:40 AM
You ain't got no pancake mix, and thats why i have to assassinate you.

AMuppetMatt
01-02-2011, 07:56 AM
Your princess is in another castle, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 08:00 AM
^ I want to kill someone randomly, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Gyro458
01-02-2011, 08:04 AM
I can't think of any reason, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

LordWolv
01-02-2011, 08:14 AM
I got bored of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and wanted to try it out for real, that's why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 08:23 AM
^ You didn't type the whole sentence, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

LordWolv
01-02-2011, 08:27 AM
You anger me by correcting me, and that's why I must assassinate you.

Xanatos2007
01-02-2011, 08:28 AM
You're alive and well, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

magesupermaster
01-02-2011, 08:29 AM
^I have absolutely nothing against you, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 08:35 AM
^ You have to assassinate someone, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

breakdown89
01-02-2011, 09:52 AM
you burnt my toast, and that's why i have to assassinate you.

itsamea-mario
01-02-2011, 10:17 AM
I'm bored, and thats why i have to assassinate you.

Rakudaton
01-02-2011, 10:24 AM
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!

You're a templar, I'm an assassin: that's why I have to assassinate you.

You ate both of the yoghourts in the mini-fridge, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

You were racist to an altair statue, and that's why I have to assassinate you.


I'm being possessed by the Apple of Eden, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

magesupermaster
01-02-2011, 10:26 AM
I'm all out of sliced bread, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

AMuppetMatt
01-02-2011, 10:28 AM
Your response to that thread about a "Shocking Discovery" was too awesome, and I've got all the sliced bread; and THAT'S why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 10:30 AM
^ I'm listenning to an epic song, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Abeonis
01-02-2011, 10:31 AM
persiateddy95, you've already post four times on this particular thread, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

magesupermaster
01-02-2011, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by AMuppetMatt:
Your response to that thread about a "Shocking Discovery" was too awesome, and I've got all the sliced bread; and THAT'S why I have to assassinate you.

You complemented me, and that's why I don't have to assassinate you.

SleezeRocker
01-02-2011, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Rakudaton:



You were racist to an altair statue, and that's why I have to assassinate you.


Hey wassa matta you Rakudaton? and that's why I have to Assassinate you lol

Xanatos2007
01-02-2011, 10:41 AM
You stink and I hate your music, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Avl521
01-02-2011, 10:47 AM
I want to join this thread, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

jzsnyder
01-02-2011, 10:48 AM
your father smells of elderberries, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

AMuppetMatt
01-02-2011, 10:50 AM
No-one's seen my post in the Lucy thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif , and that's why I have to assassinate you http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

ScytheOfGrim
01-02-2011, 11:00 AM
yo momma so fat, and dat's why i gon dun assassinimate y'all, dawg.

Avl521
01-02-2011, 11:21 AM
Your grammar fails, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

itsamea-mario
01-02-2011, 11:26 AM
I'm just not a nice person, and thats why i have to assassinate you.

Avl521
01-02-2011, 11:28 AM
You always let Peach get kidnapped, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

itsamea-mario
01-02-2011, 11:33 AM
The cake is a lie, and thats why i have to kill you.

LordWolv
01-02-2011, 11:33 AM
I'm not a socialable chap, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

magesupermaster
01-02-2011, 11:36 AM
I just love assassinating people, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

jzsnyder
01-02-2011, 11:37 AM
roses are red, violets are blue, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

magesupermaster
01-02-2011, 11:43 AM
Nothing is true, everything is permitted, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

jzsnyder
01-02-2011, 11:45 AM
that was irrelevant, and didn't rhyme, so it's assassination time.

Abeonis
01-02-2011, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by itsamea-mario:
The cake is a lie, and thats why i have to kill you.

You did not not return the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device before brutally murdering me, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Avl521
01-02-2011, 12:34 PM
I'm dying for ACIII to come out, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

MagicoDc
01-02-2011, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Avl521:
I'm dying for ACIII to come out, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

You're dying for AC3 to come out and I want to ease your pain and that's why I have to assassinate you.

MCB280
01-02-2011, 12:57 PM
you said you like perverts, rapist, murderers and Nazis and that why i must assassinate you

Daveoshea
01-02-2011, 01:12 PM
a higher being pressed the left mouse button, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Avl521
01-02-2011, 01:14 PM
I've played too much Assassin's Creed these past years, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 02:26 PM
^ You're talking like AC exists for a long time, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Sps_Drake
01-02-2011, 02:42 PM
You camp like a noob, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Sricule
01-02-2011, 02:44 PM
Peer pressure, that's why i have to assassinate you.

LaCava1
01-02-2011, 02:59 PM
^ You gave in to peer pressure, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

WalterLenssen
01-02-2011, 03:02 PM
School starts tomorrow, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Nick1021
01-02-2011, 03:31 PM
And that's why I have to assassinate you, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

WalterLenssen
01-02-2011, 03:41 PM
you replied to me, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Avl521
01-02-2011, 03:45 PM
^ Ok... you speak nonsense, nd that's why I have to assassinate you.


Originally posted by persiateddy95:
^ You're talking like AC exists for a long time, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

"These past years" doesn't mean it's been out a long time, it means I've been playing it since AC1 came out in 2007, that obviously means it's been 3 years playing a game about assassinating people, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 04:07 PM
^ You stupidly contradicted yourself, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Avl521
01-02-2011, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by persiateddy95:
^ You stupidly contradicted yourself, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Sure because giving an explanation due to your lack of understanding is contradicting... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I'll explain it again for you:

I've played too much Assassin's Creed these past years, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

This means that for the past 3 years that AC has been out, I've played it A LOT. It has nothing to do with the franchise being out a long time, it's about the time I've spent playing it these past years.

Then you misread my post and said I was talking like it had been out for a long time.
Then I explain what I already explained above, it has nothing to do with how long the franchise has been out, but with how much I've played it and the assumption that people would understand the detrimental effects (according to some people that say violent games have such detrimental effects.) of playing a game about murdering people so much during the years it has been out.

Then you say I contradict myself stupidly? rather you lack the ability to either understand the meaning of posts or you simply can't read well and talk stupidly.

... And that's why I have to assassinate you. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

persiateddy95
01-02-2011, 05:00 PM
I said that because of your other first post, but even though, I might have been wrong... EDIT: I'm not sure why I thought that, sorry I guess :/
I guess I'm not yet fully recovered from new year's night, and that's why I have to assassinate myself. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Avl521
01-02-2011, 05:16 PM
hmmm... I guess there's no problem, I'm sorry I was so rude so whatever, that's why we'll all assassinate each other http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

monoolho
01-03-2011, 02:10 AM
I'm listening to pink floyd, my ***** is getting huger and larger by the second, I'm halfly drunk, christmas is over, the year is over, easter is so far away, I want some chocolate, the heat doesn't let me sleep, mother goose one is not answering, the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is not an undisclosed subject to talk about, while the people's democractic movement for judea show us how the romans did nothing good to jerusalem, except perhaps for irrigation, aqueducts, fresh water, food, roads, streets, security, fun, money, hospitals, cheaper goods, peace, we do believe it is the terrible beast of Traal's fault, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not a nice guy, and that my students is how we all should fight, oh him? yeah I know him, it's going to take a while, it happened years ago, did you know there are three kind of aces? Dr. Croc Cap is on the run; SNAKE! ANSWER ME, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Smythy01
01-03-2011, 02:27 AM
You sound like you're on drugs and thats why i have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-03-2011, 06:00 AM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYq-9iNj8JE&feature=related) is so beautiful, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

XxKillaSniperxX
01-03-2011, 06:57 AM
The liberation of Roma has begun, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

TheSpectator
01-03-2011, 07:19 AM
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itsamea-mario
01-03-2011, 07:32 AM
^I'm scared by these strange foreign characters, and thats why i have to assassinate you.

rob.davies2014
01-03-2011, 07:55 AM
A pigeon just flew down and landed on my hand, and that's why I have to assassinate you. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TheSpectator
01-03-2011, 08:17 AM
My strange foreign characters distracted you just long enough for me to execute my true plan, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

DeepUltra
01-03-2011, 03:57 PM
Because you are a Lute Player and insist on standing in front of me when I'm trying to aim my crossbow at that Borgia Guard, and that's why I have to assassinate you, even if it causes me to desynchronise... so for the last time...GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!

P.s. I know I could just punch you in the face, but where's the fun in that!

RedSpider
01-03-2011, 04:04 PM
You stole my gondola, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

maglaromuna
01-18-2011, 08:34 PM
i just ordered an assassin outfit in ebay, and that's why i have to assassinate you.

i have to assassinate you, and that's why i have to assassinate you.

chuck norris said so, and that's why i have to assassinate you.

TheSpectator
01-18-2011, 10:29 PM
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and thats why i have to assassinate you

EzioAssassin51
01-19-2011, 02:54 AM
You made no sense and that's why I have to assassinate you!

ian1706
01-19-2011, 03:12 AM
You threw an orange at my pet goat, and that's why i have to assassinate you.

TheSpectator
01-19-2011, 03:25 AM
Your stolen pet goat, and thats why I have to assassinate you.

senile old coot
01-19-2011, 07:30 AM
You slapped me in the face with the disembowelled squirrel you found in my garden, and that is why I have to assassinate you.

maglaromuna
01-19-2011, 08:47 AM
^you murderous templar! disemboweling poor little squirrels. i will avenge that squirrel called ed you slashed open the other dude found in your backyard, and that's why i have to assassinate you.


i practiced gymnastics since i was 8, now parkour is what i do, all i have to do now is assassinate,and that's why i have to assassinate you.

forgottenecho
01-19-2011, 02:23 PM
You delayed ACB for PC, and that is why I have to assassinate you.

Alpha Ender
01-19-2011, 03:19 PM
You won't let me call you MageSuperMaster, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-19-2011, 03:26 PM
I had a bad day, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

XHeavyfireX
01-19-2011, 04:39 PM
Your name is persiateddy95. and thats why I have to assassinated you.

I like you, and thats why I have to assassinate you.

You smell funny, and thats why I have to assassinate you.

You remind me of Justin Bieber, and thats why I have to assassinate you.

You're dispicable, and thats why I have to assassinate you.

I saw your facebook page, and thats why I have to assassinate you.

You're a cake and I'm a knife, and thats why I have to assassinate you.

monoolho
01-19-2011, 06:32 PM
You have too many reasons to assassinate someone, that's why I have to assassinate you.

maglaromuna
01-19-2011, 07:46 PM
I know my rights, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

E-Zekiel
01-19-2011, 09:07 PM
I just stole a pitchfork from a farmer, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

TheSpectator
01-19-2011, 10:35 PM
BROOM!!!!! and thats why I have to assassinate you.

fugazi787
01-19-2011, 10:45 PM
You're a sheep and that is why I have to assassinate you.

Rakudaton
01-20-2011, 11:54 AM
I will lead mankind into a new world, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

Beautiful women provide little distraction, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

I have constructed war machines. They are very well designed, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

From now on you will be known as "Il Mentore", and that's why I have to assassinate you.

If I want you to die, you DIE, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

My sister knows how to weild a knife, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

It seems the stables are now available for purchase, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

YOU are the traitor, not Machiavelli! ... and that's why you end up assassinating yourself.

There were a couple of French girls in Firenze, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

He who is the cause of someone else becoming powerful is the agent of his own destruction, and that's why I don't have to assassinate you despite the fact that my reasoning is so flimsy you could cut through it with a slice of lemon cake.

[Animus Voice]You have finished first, and that's why I have to assassinate you.[/Animus Voice]

I intend to repair the brothel, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

This decision is yours alone to make, and that's why I have to assassinate you.



You've basically gone and taken loads of quotations from Brotherhood and added "and that's why I have to assassinate you" onto the end, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

persiateddy95
01-20-2011, 11:58 AM
My cellphone is running out of battery, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

fugazi787
01-20-2011, 01:40 PM
^Your signature annoys me, and that is why I must assassinate you.

maglaromuna
01-20-2011, 02:08 PM
^i can't pronounce your name, and that's why i have to assassinate you.

RedSpider
01-20-2011, 02:13 PM
^ I'm cold, you stole my heating and that's why I have to assassinate you

persiateddy95
01-22-2011, 04:44 AM
You're cold as I am, I was just about to say that, and that's why I have to assassinate you.

senile old coot
01-22-2011, 08:58 AM
You ate my last sausage roll, and that is why I have to assassinate you.

Windrius
01-22-2011, 09:19 AM
ACB is delayed for PC, and that's why I have to assassinate you.