View Full Version : OT. Low_Flyer... Disturbing Photo...

10-30-2005, 04:06 PM
The other day, Torchy and Twizzle were looking through the €˜Don€t be shy, what do you look like€ thread in the GD forum. I was busy at the time, filling some work invoices and Greenie was putting the finishing touches to his cuttle fish sculpture in the spare room. I wasn€t really paying attention to the terrible twosome, until they started giggling to themselves like a couple of girls€¦ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif It got to a point that I went over to take a look to see what was causing them to make all the fuss€¦ To say what I saw on that screen made me **** myself is the understatement of the year€¦ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
On the screen was the picture you posted, with you sat on the wall, smiling at the photographer. But running around you were those two puppets, yelling and screaming and shouting at the gulls. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Sheese€¦ It looked so weird and I'm not afraid to say, bloody frightening. I asked them outright, what the hell were they doing, but they just laughed at me and wouldn€t tell me how it was done. They did eventually say that it wasn€t a trick, but that it was pointless trying to explain to a mere pinkape... Shades of Red Dwarf€¦ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif By then Greenie had come over to see what all the ruckus was about, he took one look at the mayhem on the screen and started laughing as well€¦ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif Eventually he stopped and said it was nothing to worry about, he would keep an eye on them and stay with you while they were there so no harm would come€¦

Don€t ask€¦ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

I did ask him how it was that they were both here and there at the same time, but it only made them laugh at me again. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif Greenie did promise me that you would be ok especially since you€¦ Never mind... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

One thing I did manage to do was to get a screen shot€¦ Here it is:


Scary stuff, eh... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

So, it€s in good hands, er€¦ Well, wings then.

Oh, and Greenie sends Hugs€¦ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

10-30-2005, 04:30 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Bloody hell !!!

10-30-2005, 04:33 PM

I knew posting that pic was a mistake....

Shades of the Cottingly Fairies, methinks http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

10-30-2005, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:

I knew posting that pic was a mistake....

Shades of the Cottingly Fairies, methinks http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

One thing those two ain't and thats fairies... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Well, I certainly hope not... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

AaaaWhaaa.... Now I can't get that picture out of my mind... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

'And you two can bloody stop laughing...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

10-30-2005, 05:03 PM
They actually told me that they were special French leprechauns - like Irish ones, but they would sell me three wishes....

(a) I had to hitch a ride back to the hotel and
(b) There was no Coq Au Vindaloo on the menu, Sven Goran Erikson never 'phoned and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders weren't waiting for me when I got there... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

10-30-2005, 05:17 PM
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Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, now thats being abit... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif 'Whats that Greenie...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

'Oh...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

'OK...' Greenie wants to know if you touched any of them...?

10-30-2005, 05:27 PM
'What difference does that make...'

'WHAT...' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

'Oh dear... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif Oh dear... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif L_F... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif OH DEAR...'


10-30-2005, 05:27 PM
He'll go blind, tell him.
And an Alfred Price book would be so much nicer to find under his bed than those well-thumbed (feathered?) magazines I hear he's been hoarding...sometimes I worry about how the little tyke is going to turn out....discipline! That's what they need!

10-30-2005, 06:51 PM
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