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SkyChimp
06-24-2006, 07:24 PM
Speak to my attorneys. They are going to stick it to Oleg.

MY ATTORNEYS (http://www.weinercoxlaw.com/)

berg417448
06-24-2006, 07:30 PM
Yeah...well if you get caught doping you'll have to deal with **** Pound!

http://www.wada-ama.org/en/dynamic.ch2?pageCategory.id=254

SkyChimp
06-24-2006, 07:32 PM
My lawyers don't d**k around, either.

RCAF_Irish_403
06-24-2006, 07:33 PM
Southfield is very close to me....Weiner & Cox...jeezus

SkyChimp
06-24-2006, 07:39 PM
I bet UBI will try and stiff us.

Feathered_IV
06-24-2006, 08:04 PM
Weiner & Cox, looking out for the little guys http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

steve_v
06-24-2006, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by SkyChimp:
I hate this game, and I'm going to sue http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/The_Presz/excuses.jpg

SkyChimp
06-24-2006, 08:19 PM
Nevermind. Weiner and Cox are a pain in the arse.

I'm going to use Wee, Feecem and Howe.

berg417448
06-24-2006, 08:20 PM
I hear that they come highly recommended by Moe, Larry, and Curly.

Frequent_Flyer
06-24-2006, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by SkyChimp:
Nevermind. Weiner and Cox are a pain in the arse.

I'm going to use Wee, Feecem and Howe. Its: Wee, Cheatum, Feecem and Howe

clayman_52
06-24-2006, 08:36 PM
Wee, Feecem and Howe?!?!?!?!

Are you kidding, their lame ... they can't focus!


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LEBillfish
06-24-2006, 09:33 PM
who's "Sue", she a new player here? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

woofiedog
06-25-2006, 03:36 AM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cgo0200l.jpg

Targ
06-25-2006, 03:46 AM
Class action all the way baby!

x6BL_Brando
06-25-2006, 05:42 AM
who's "Sue", she a new player here?


A boy, I believe; according to the late, great Johnny Cash http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Mebbe he was being cryptic about the two names - 'sue' & 'cash' (B desperately trying to stay on topic) but his attempt to grab a royalty every time someone accessed a cash-point was ultimately rejected. Some lawyers quibble, I expect......

Hey, what is this thread about? Where am I? And, more to the point, who am.........

Would Guilty but insane be a good plea? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

MaxMhz
06-25-2006, 06:15 AM
hey mods, we need a huge "ROFLMAO" smiley for this one...

Chuck_Older
06-25-2006, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by SkyChimp:
Nevermind. Weiner and Cox are a pain in the arse.

I'm going to use Wee, Feecem and Howe.

Sigh, It's Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe. Don't you guys pay attention to the Three Stooges?


Also, if they are a pain in the arse, might I suggest that you're doing it wrong?

LEBillfish
06-25-2006, 09:26 AM
LMAO!!!......Let me set the scene;

Sky Chimp tries to sue Ubi....
His lawyers getting greedy make it a class action...
Lowest courts judge while hearing the trial shoots himself in the head while on the bench...
Next highest screams and leaps out the window falling 5 stories....
Supreme court gets it, they listen, and the judges that survive not suiciding pass a law through world courts where in Ubi must supply the names and IPs of all forum members so all IL2 players can be hunted down with genocide in mind......

Why?....

Well, read many of the threads here, now imagine a judge having to listen to each of us testify....Naturally whine and argue as we do...Don't forget the one liners.....

Sky Chimp, I urge you not to sue, I wanna live, and that scenario seems very plausible to me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

vocatx
06-25-2006, 09:40 AM
Skychimp, this thread had me laughing harder than I have in a while. Thanks for starting it, and thanks to all the funny contributors.

SkyChimp
06-25-2006, 02:30 PM
You're welcome. now, time for lunch!

http://www.buygracefoods.com/images/products/cocksoup300.jpg

BTW, that's for real
http://www.buygracefoods.com/site/product.cfm?id=****_soup_env

actionhank1786
06-25-2006, 02:34 PM
I bet Ubi just tries to tuck you guys away, hoping that if left alone, your defence will go soft and shrink at the thought of the fight ahead.
Is pun against the rules on the boards?
I'm gonna be real sad if i get banned for that one...

MEGILE
06-25-2006, 03:02 PM
I don't know if any of you guys noticed, but that law firm has a pretty amusing name.

LEBillfish
06-25-2006, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
I don't know if any of you guys noticed, but that law firm has a pretty amusing name.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gifYou're joking, yes? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Treetop64
06-25-2006, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
I don't know if any of you guys noticed, but that law firm has a pretty amusing name.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gifYou're joking, yes? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I certainly hope he was... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Daiichidoku
06-26-2006, 11:52 AM
hmmmm you guys just dont know Megile, do ya? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


btw, SkyChimp, you wouldnt hate this game if you played it on the right equipment

get some Anus in on the action!

"You'll love having the biggest ANUS in town with the new ANUS XXL. Size does matter when it's an ANUS."

http://www.anuslaptops.com/

SkyChimp
06-26-2006, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Daiichidoku:
hmmmm you guys just dont know Megile, do ya? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


btw, SkyChimp, you wouldnt hate this game if you played it on the right equipment

get some Anus in on the action!

"You'll love having the biggest ANUS in town with the new ANUS XXL. Size does matter when it's an ANUS."

http://www.anuslaptops.com/

I'm always playing with my Anus. I love playing wargames on my Anus. In fact, a new wargame playable on my Anus is coming out:

http://www.c3f.navy.mil/RIMPAC_2006/images/RIMPAC_HEADER2.jpg

Daiichidoku
06-26-2006, 08:18 PM
arrrgh!

that really stinks, SkyChimp

LStarosta
06-26-2006, 09:30 PM
http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/techno-privacy-scarf

If you want some one on one time with your Anus.

swambast
06-26-2006, 10:15 PM
I'm disappointed - the anuslaptop site is obviously a joke. I was really hoping it was legit when I first read your post...now that would have been too funny! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Daiichidoku
06-26-2006, 11:07 PM
it aint no joke

you can come to my place and check out my Anus if you dont believe me

my Anus will blow you away, believe me!

Ken_Det
06-29-2006, 01:57 AM
With all these suicidal people it sound like a job for (Gatemen, Goodbury, and Graves) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
LMAO!!!......Let me set the scene;

Sky Chimp tries to sue Ubi....
His lawyers getting greedy make it a class action...
Lowest courts judge while hearing the trial shoots himself in the head while on the bench...
Next highest screams and leaps out the window falling 5 stories....
Supreme court gets it, they listen, and the judges that survive not suiciding pass a law through world courts where in Ubi must supply the names and IPs of all forum members so all IL2 players can be hunted down with genocide in mind......

Why?....

Well, read many of the threads here, now imagine a judge having to listen to each of us testify....Naturally whine and argue as we do...Don't forget the one liners.....

Sky Chimp, I urge you not to sue, I wanna live, and that scenario seems very plausible to me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

MO_JOJO
06-29-2006, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by SkyChimp:
You're welcome. now, time for lunch!

http://www.buygracefoods.com/images/products/cocksoup300.jpg

BTW, that's for real
http://www.buygracefoods.com/site/product.cfm?id=****_soup_env

I see that there is a jamaican logo of some sort in the bottom right corner. That wouldn't be Jerk seasoning, would it? Jerked **** soup???

LEBillfish
06-29-2006, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by MO_JOJO:
I see that there is a jamaican logo of some sort in the bottom right corner. That wouldn't be Jerk seasoning, would it? Jerked **** soup???

Well, if we think about it......Is everything in America flavored like BBQ sauce?.....

LStarosta
06-29-2006, 01:16 PM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hard-blow.jpg

triad773
06-29-2006, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by SkyChimp:
Nevermind. Weiner and Cox are a pain in the arse.

I'm going to use Wee, Feecem and Howe.

I beleive it was
"Dewey, Fleecem' and Howe!" if I remember right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

WTE_Ibis
06-30-2006, 04:37 AM
Whatever floats your boat. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://premium1.uploadit.org/Ibissix//titan-uranus.jpg

Ken_Det
06-30-2006, 02:23 PM
Now thats funny http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
Whatever floats your boat. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://premium1.uploadit.org/Ibissix//titan-uranus.jpg

Doug_Thompson
06-30-2006, 09:56 PM
God Almighty, this is a great forum.

I saved a copy of "The Wheel of Excuses."