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TJByrum2
06-08-2010, 11:39 AM
Well I never really was a fan of forum games, but I guess I will try my hand at it.

The game is simple, I post something (a scenario) then the next person posts something about how Ezio deals with the problem, and then he posts something else that happens which corresponds to the fight. Imagine Ezio is in the streets of Venice, with unending guards running to him to battle him.

Rules:
1. You MUST post a Solution AND Scenario
2. No Double Posting
3. Everything has to be AC related, nothing stupid or silly.
4. Please try to refrain from using discussion.


Allow us to begin:...



Ezio is surrounded by guards, they continue to pour around him, he is surrounded.

El_Sjietah
06-08-2010, 11:50 AM
They all just stand there without attacking, so Ezio decides to eat an apple.

The apple doesn't taste very nice.

DarkAutocon
06-08-2010, 12:05 PM
Suddenly ezio realises he has bit the apple of Eden so stops...?

Then Ezio saw a Brute guard and then shouts out: "LEONARDO WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LVL?"

itsamea-mario
06-08-2010, 12:51 PM
"ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ezio finds himself surrounded by courtezans (or however its spelt)

AMuppetMatt
06-08-2010, 02:15 PM
So he drops his trousers (yes, I'm English http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ) and they all pass out from amazement.

In a flash, the doctor from the Brotherhood MP comes up behind him...

EzioAssassin51
06-09-2010, 12:12 AM
SO Ezio sits down and has a Pizza with him, asking what it is like to be a templar Assassin

Ezio suddenly begins to choke on a slice of his Pizza...

(Don't be annoyed at me for being sterotypical, I am Italian-Background)

SWJS
06-09-2010, 12:55 AM
The doctor decides fresh sheeps' urine is the best treatment for choking...

EzioAssassin51
06-09-2010, 05:30 AM
But Ezio decides to pass on the Urine.

But suddenly, before he dies...

AMuppetMatt
06-09-2010, 01:51 PM
He takes some Rosemary pomegranate (if I remember what the doctor says correctly) and shoves it down his throat to stop the choking.

Just then, one of the German templars from Acre gets out of his Time machine and...

EzioAssassin51
06-10-2010, 05:35 AM
Ezio kills him and jumps into the Machine.

He travels to 12th Century Jerusalem and...

john63
06-10-2010, 08:50 PM
...just as Altair walks by.

Angered and confused by this Templar sorcery, Altair charges! But then...

SWJS
06-10-2010, 10:14 PM
...Ezio kills Altair.

Desmond and his entire ancestry vanish into thin air, however...

M-dahaka
06-11-2010, 01:05 AM
since Ezio took a bite out of the apple of Eden, he was still alive.
then, Al Mualim sees Ezio carry the apple and he ...

samward
06-11-2010, 03:51 AM
....is confused to how this guy in funny clothes has his apple. Without his lead assassin to kill him, he follows Ezio back to his time machine where he...

EzioAssassin51
06-11-2010, 04:33 AM
Realizes he was killed by Altair earlier and collapses!

Ezio returns to 15th Century Italy where...

samward
06-11-2010, 04:40 AM
he is greeted by Christina who tells him...

DasCarlzzon
06-11-2010, 05:33 AM
That she's pregnant!

Wich makes him...

EzioAssassin51
06-11-2010, 06:22 AM
Seek out and kill the man who did this seeing as he had sex with her too long ago for it to be his.

After he kills the man who impregnated her, he runs off to...

samward
06-11-2010, 07:58 AM
he tracks down many people trying to figure out who would have done this to his precious Christina when to his horror he finds out it was his close friend Leonardo! On confronting him Leonardo....

AMuppetMatt
06-11-2010, 10:18 AM
explains that it couldn't have been him because of Francesco... his new "assistant".

Enraged, Ezio stabs a few manikins with his hidden blade before...

samward
06-12-2010, 08:44 AM
before pola walks in from the back room and tells him she knows how to make him feel better, so Ezio decides....

RaidingAssassin
06-12-2010, 09:54 AM
to have a party, he goes into the future, grabs desmond and brings him to the party where...

EzioAssassin51
06-13-2010, 12:57 AM
Desmond wonders away and causes great confusion in Florence.

Desmond accidently falls into the Arno and dies so...

Chris199930
07-24-2010, 04:09 PM
...they all go to his funeral.But then Rodrigo and Cesaere Borgia come with 10.000 guards,so...

SupremeCaptain
07-24-2010, 04:41 PM
Ezio blended in the crowd, and poisoned an unaware guard, from there on, said guard causes a riot.

However, Ezio forgot to pay for the funeral...

Newfieland
07-24-2010, 05:08 PM
....So he forwards the bill to Rodrigo.

Then suddenly a convention of Courtesans shows up and distracts all of the guards.....

masterfenix2009
07-24-2010, 05:29 PM
Ezio manages to sneak away.

but then a portal appears out of nowhere and leonardo's alternate version of himself comes out and then takes out his sword.....

Riley_Dom
07-24-2010, 06:03 PM
...and tells ezio his sword is bigger than his...

Then Ezio pulls out his sword and...

EzioAssassin51
07-25-2010, 02:41 AM
Borgia faints because of how big it is.

Ezio then loots Borgia and finds...

agentpoop
07-25-2010, 02:51 AM
a small can of old spice than suddenly sees...

Account_Deleted
07-25-2010, 02:57 AM
but P is for pie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

but what ezio know is....

tyrce111
07-25-2010, 03:22 AM
...Is a lie though everything is permitted...

So he travels to Australia to find another Piece of eden,
The Boomerang of Eden wich can...

EzioAssassin51
07-25-2010, 03:23 AM
Do what boomerangs were intended to do!

When Ezio finds out how useless it is, he...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 04:11 AM
tries to throw it away, but forgot it was a boomerang

When the boomerang hits him against his head, he...

EzioAssassin51
07-25-2010, 04:16 AM
dies...

When some tourists walk past they...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 04:29 AM
give Ezio the kiss of life

when that doesn't work, they...

tyrce111
07-25-2010, 04:34 AM
They punch him in the stomach and a pice of apple comes out of his through and they eat it...
Which makes them...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 04:37 AM
explode, there's too much energy and they can't handle it.
When the energy of the exploded tourists floats inside Ezio he revives
and...

tyrce111
07-25-2010, 04:41 AM
And decides to go on a killing spree but desyncs cuz he killed 3 people so we respawns at...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 04:47 AM
his mom's house where he bursts out crying because...

tyrce111
07-25-2010, 04:51 AM
He wished that he could replay missions like in AC1, so he restarts the game and...

notafanboy
07-25-2010, 06:16 AM
he became angry and you dont want see ezio .....

Chris199930
07-25-2010, 06:22 AM
...angry,because when he is angry,he wants to kill everyone,so he tried to kill Chuck Norris,but...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 06:32 AM
he saw the McDonald's had a special offer on his way to Chuck Norris, so he walked in and...

tyrce111
07-25-2010, 06:39 AM
Ordered a lil assassin meal that came with a toy hidden blade but it broke and...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 06:41 AM
Ezio got mad, murdered everyone inside the McDonald's, ran outside and...

tyrce111
07-25-2010, 06:43 AM
Broke into a tantumn because he didn't get to go on the lil assassin playground...

Chris199930
07-25-2010, 08:52 AM
...meanwhile,the templars were wondering why aren't they better than the assassins,so...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 08:57 AM
they decided to play poker, at the end of the game...

notafanboy
07-25-2010, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
they decided to play poker, at the end of the game...

and ezio lost so ezio is own them something so he gave them leo ......

Chris199930
07-25-2010, 09:07 AM
...but leo doen't want to go with the templars,so he gives them his apprentice,so...

VRTX97
07-25-2010, 12:00 PM
... Rodrigo got mad, because he wanted leo to spend time with him because...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-25-2010, 12:07 PM
he happens to have homosexual feelings for him. Since he feels ditched he has evil plans and...

Chris199930
07-25-2010, 03:34 PM
...as he plans to destroy Ezio's villa,he gets a message from UBI telling him to do this in November so...

Marios725
07-25-2010, 05:29 PM
he gathers his forces but forgets to pay them and they rebel against him and Ezio...

EzioAssassin51
07-26-2010, 12:45 AM
Can't be stuffed Helping.

But then...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 03:12 AM
another apple fell from a tree in front of Ezio, and he...

EzioAssassin51
07-26-2010, 03:15 AM
Ate it happily. Once it was done, he threw the core away and it hit...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 03:21 AM
President Barack Obama, he walked towards Ezio and...

tyrce111
07-26-2010, 03:25 AM
says, DONT LITTER YOU ****!!!!

He brings him to the white house for a meal for some reason and...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 03:27 AM
wants to hire him to kill his enemy: ...

EzioAssassin51
07-26-2010, 03:30 AM
So Ezio drives a Gondola over to Bin Laden's hideout and...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 03:42 AM
found him eating cheese, but...

EzioAssassin51
07-26-2010, 04:13 AM
Decides to just sit down and chat with him. After a nice conversation...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 04:14 AM
they decide that it can't go on between them like that, it's hard but they have to...

pirk
07-26-2010, 07:01 AM
have a fight to the death wich ezio wins but bin laden had poisoned him so...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 07:02 AM
He needs to go to the Hospital, unfortunately he's in the desert in Afghanistan so...

pirk
07-26-2010, 07:09 AM
he phones Barack Obama to fly him out.
on the way back he found out Barack was a templar and ...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 07:12 AM
Feels betrayed, so he gets out his throwing knife and throws it towards Obama but...

pirk
07-26-2010, 07:17 AM
the knife falls short barack looks confused and stalls him untill Cesaere Borgia can come with his gaurds but ezio...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 07:19 AM
Knew that was going to happen, so he jumped out the plane with his parachute and happens to land at a hospital where he can do something about his poison, when walks out...

pirk
07-26-2010, 07:21 AM
he sees a load of gaurds looking for him and jumps into some hay ...

tyrce111
07-26-2010, 08:16 AM
Buy one of the guards had a pointy stick and poked the hay but an oversized cat wearing a pintstriped suit came out and did a dance but...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 08:18 AM
the Equals Three dance didn't work, so he jumped on the face of the guard and start eating it. Which gave Ezio the time to run and...

mrthepandaman
07-26-2010, 12:08 PM
...scold Ray William Johnson for his unrealistic portrayal of combat- deterring dance moves. The Internet spammed his e-mail with hate comments and he...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-26-2010, 01:21 PM
ran and ran, but suddenly...

EzioAssassin51
07-27-2010, 02:20 AM
trips and cries over his grazed knee. He then...


(BTW! SlimeDD, Can i use your Exclamation Mark Sig?)

pirk
07-27-2010, 07:08 AM
pulls out a bandage decorated with puppies to wrap the graze but...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-27-2010, 07:10 AM
at exactly thesame moment Leonardo came out a haystack and pulled Ezio in it. While they were sitting in the haystack...

RevoltingIBunny
07-27-2010, 09:14 PM
They were playing pin the tail of the Da Vinci, While Ezio was about to pin the tail...

Riley_Dom
07-27-2010, 09:19 PM
he accedentally stabbed Leonardo in the eye, so Leonardo...

EzioAssassin51
07-28-2010, 05:43 AM
popped him in the head with his new gun and...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-28-2010, 08:27 AM
ran away with blood coming out of his eye, while Ezio...

agentpoop
07-28-2010, 03:40 PM
seeks help from the old spice guy where they go on to practive the saying "hellloooo ladies.."

Ezio than sees what he thinks is Santa in the distance but...

notafanboy
07-28-2010, 03:42 PM
it was uncle mario !!!!!! ....

pirk
07-28-2010, 04:43 PM
Mario seemed to be running towards him covered in blood. Ezio then ...

Riley_Dom
07-28-2010, 07:50 PM
tried to find a wet towel to try to clean some of the blood off of Mario, but...

EzioAssassin51
07-29-2010, 02:30 AM
It turns out to be tomato sauce. So Ezio pulls a meat pie out of his pocket and wipes some sauce on it and is just about to eat it when...

pirk
07-29-2010, 03:05 AM
Mario hugs him and squashes the pie. Ezio...

Kakashi590
07-29-2010, 03:07 AM
sees a feather on a rooftop so he tries to squeeze his way out of his uncles grasp when...

pirk
07-29-2010, 03:28 AM
a guard spots them and points his sword at them but ezio...

SlimeDynamiteD
07-29-2010, 04:06 AM
saw this coming with his Eagle eye, so he took out his stiletto and gave the Guard a double stab in his heart. When he tries to run op the building for the feather ...

Chris199930
07-29-2010, 03:48 PM
...he slips and falls on the ground breaking his spine in the process.So...

Riley_Dom
07-29-2010, 04:12 PM
Ezio asks Leonardo if he can make him a new spine, Leonardo says...

notafanboy
07-29-2010, 05:16 PM
yeah sure i got the newest model its made of carbon fibre and .....

MrCazzah
07-29-2010, 06:12 PM
Held together with cow's udders.
Ezio gets his new spine, but

Riley_Dom
07-29-2010, 09:26 PM
he finds out that feather he was trying to get was stolen by Barack Obama, so he...

Kakashi590
07-29-2010, 11:24 PM
finds the nearest terrorists and convinces them to launch a nuke at Barack Obama, when...

TAKHAR5000
07-30-2010, 01:43 AM
obama jumps off a building to kill ezio who steps out the way letting obama break his toe and cry, then ezio goes.....

EzioAssassin51
07-30-2010, 01:53 AM
<STRIKE>The nuke fails so Ezio kills the terrorists and confronts Obama and...</STRIKE>

EDIT: BTW Yours isn't as good as mine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

back in time and stops Obabama from breaking his toe and crying so...

xelamorph67
07-30-2010, 01:55 AM
to the assassins tomb in venice and hears Leonardo ploting against him, so he

EzioAssassin51
07-30-2010, 04:48 AM
Originally posted by Xelamorph67:
to the assassins tomb in venice and hears Leonardo ploting against him, so he

You posted the same time as me so i'll post mine

goes back in time and stops Obabama from breaking his toe and crying and Leo plotting against him by...

xelamorph67
07-30-2010, 01:16 PM
poisioning leos pizza bread invention! But then,...

Riley_Dom
07-30-2010, 03:57 PM
Ezio's left pocket explodes from...

EzioAssassin51
07-30-2010, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Riley_Dom:
Ezio's left pocket explodes from...

Too many medicines stuffed into one pouch so...

Riley_Dom
07-30-2010, 07:36 PM
ezio decides to go to his house to get a new outfit, but...

FilipinoNinja67
07-31-2010, 01:36 AM
I throw the controller at the TV then Ezio teleports to the end of the game and i winz like evry othr gam iz playz then i text my friend adn spoil the story for him and then i mess around with ezio and make him die by jumping off high buildings then i get trapped again and the process repeats...... until ezio faces chuck Norris in which Chuck points a finger at Ezio and a bullet flies out of the tip killing ezio instantly, im in a WTF stage but also in a omfg that was effin aweshum! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif what????

xelamorph67
07-31-2010, 01:59 AM
but then he gets to his house he realizes it has been repossessed by...

EzioAssassin51
07-31-2010, 05:23 AM
Andrew - You spook!

Mario, saying he doesn't deserve a new outfit because he is gonna get one for his birthday when Brotherhood comes out so Ezio...

Riley_Dom
07-31-2010, 09:04 AM
Tries to get Mario to give it to him early by offering him a pie, mario decides to...

itsamea-mario
07-31-2010, 09:08 AM
save princess peach from cesare borgia but...

(this has just become the new 'never ending story' thread)

XxSYD3WINDERxX
07-31-2010, 10:22 AM
<span class="ev_code_RED">***EDIT***</span>

<span class="ev_code_RED">Please bear in mind that these forums are for ALL age groups, and make sure to post accordingly in future***</span>

Riley_Dom
07-31-2010, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by jmattbacon:
<span class="ev_code_RED">***EDIT***</span>

(let's just pretend that post never happened.)

Ezio throws an apple pie at Mario, hoping to stop him...

XxSYD3WINDERxX
07-31-2010, 01:23 PM
Sorry, I forgot. Silly me... I'm not normally like this, I just felt kinda hyper today. Again, apologies...

xelamorph67
07-31-2010, 02:59 PM
but then realizes that it was the apple of eden that he threw so he...

EzioAssassin51
07-31-2010, 06:33 PM
Just decides he can't be stuffed taking care of it anymore and...