View Full Version : Ezio's Uneding Fight (Game)

06-08-2010, 11:39 AM
Well I never really was a fan of forum games, but I guess I will try my hand at it.

The game is simple, I post something (a scenario) then the next person posts something about how Ezio deals with the problem, and then he posts something else that happens which corresponds to the fight. Imagine Ezio is in the streets of Venice, with unending guards running to him to battle him.

1. You MUST post a Solution AND Scenario
2. No Double Posting
3. Everything has to be AC related, nothing stupid or silly.
4. Please try to refrain from using discussion.

Allow us to begin:...

Ezio is surrounded by guards, they continue to pour around him, he is surrounded.

06-08-2010, 11:50 AM
They all just stand there without attacking, so Ezio decides to eat an apple.

The apple doesn't taste very nice.

06-08-2010, 12:05 PM
Suddenly ezio realises he has bit the apple of Eden so stops...?

Then Ezio saw a Brute guard and then shouts out: "LEONARDO WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LVL?"

06-08-2010, 12:51 PM
"ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ezio finds himself surrounded by courtezans (or however its spelt)

06-08-2010, 02:15 PM
So he drops his trousers (yes, I'm English http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif ) and they all pass out from amazement.

In a flash, the doctor from the Brotherhood MP comes up behind him...

06-09-2010, 12:12 AM
SO Ezio sits down and has a Pizza with him, asking what it is like to be a templar Assassin

Ezio suddenly begins to choke on a slice of his Pizza...

(Don't be annoyed at me for being sterotypical, I am Italian-Background)

06-09-2010, 12:55 AM
The doctor decides fresh sheeps' urine is the best treatment for choking...

06-09-2010, 05:30 AM
But Ezio decides to pass on the Urine.

But suddenly, before he dies...

06-09-2010, 01:51 PM
He takes some Rosemary pomegranate (if I remember what the doctor says correctly) and shoves it down his throat to stop the choking.

Just then, one of the German templars from Acre gets out of his Time machine and...

06-10-2010, 05:35 AM
Ezio kills him and jumps into the Machine.

He travels to 12th Century Jerusalem and...

06-10-2010, 08:50 PM
...just as Altair walks by.

Angered and confused by this Templar sorcery, Altair charges! But then...

06-10-2010, 10:14 PM
...Ezio kills Altair.

Desmond and his entire ancestry vanish into thin air, however...

06-11-2010, 01:05 AM
since Ezio took a bite out of the apple of Eden, he was still alive.
then, Al Mualim sees Ezio carry the apple and he ...

06-11-2010, 03:51 AM
....is confused to how this guy in funny clothes has his apple. Without his lead assassin to kill him, he follows Ezio back to his time machine where he...

06-11-2010, 04:33 AM
Realizes he was killed by Altair earlier and collapses!

Ezio returns to 15th Century Italy where...

06-11-2010, 04:40 AM
he is greeted by Christina who tells him...

06-11-2010, 05:33 AM
That she's pregnant!

Wich makes him...

06-11-2010, 06:22 AM
Seek out and kill the man who did this seeing as he had sex with her too long ago for it to be his.

After he kills the man who impregnated her, he runs off to...

06-11-2010, 07:58 AM
he tracks down many people trying to figure out who would have done this to his precious Christina when to his horror he finds out it was his close friend Leonardo! On confronting him Leonardo....

06-11-2010, 10:18 AM
explains that it couldn't have been him because of Francesco... his new "assistant".

Enraged, Ezio stabs a few manikins with his hidden blade before...

06-12-2010, 08:44 AM
before pola walks in from the back room and tells him she knows how to make him feel better, so Ezio decides....

06-12-2010, 09:54 AM
to have a party, he goes into the future, grabs desmond and brings him to the party where...

06-13-2010, 12:57 AM
Desmond wonders away and causes great confusion in Florence.

Desmond accidently falls into the Arno and dies so...

07-24-2010, 04:09 PM
...they all go to his funeral.But then Rodrigo and Cesaere Borgia come with 10.000 guards,so...

07-24-2010, 04:41 PM
Ezio blended in the crowd, and poisoned an unaware guard, from there on, said guard causes a riot.

However, Ezio forgot to pay for the funeral...

07-24-2010, 05:08 PM
....So he forwards the bill to Rodrigo.

Then suddenly a convention of Courtesans shows up and distracts all of the guards.....

07-24-2010, 05:29 PM
Ezio manages to sneak away.

but then a portal appears out of nowhere and leonardo's alternate version of himself comes out and then takes out his sword.....

07-24-2010, 06:03 PM
...and tells ezio his sword is bigger than his...

Then Ezio pulls out his sword and...

07-25-2010, 02:41 AM
Borgia faints because of how big it is.

Ezio then loots Borgia and finds...

07-25-2010, 02:51 AM
a small can of old spice than suddenly sees...

07-25-2010, 02:57 AM
but P is for pie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

but what ezio know is....

07-25-2010, 03:22 AM
...Is a lie though everything is permitted...

So he travels to Australia to find another Piece of eden,
The Boomerang of Eden wich can...

07-25-2010, 03:23 AM
Do what boomerangs were intended to do!

When Ezio finds out how useless it is, he...

07-25-2010, 04:11 AM
tries to throw it away, but forgot it was a boomerang

When the boomerang hits him against his head, he...

07-25-2010, 04:16 AM

When some tourists walk past they...

07-25-2010, 04:29 AM
give Ezio the kiss of life

when that doesn't work, they...

07-25-2010, 04:34 AM
They punch him in the stomach and a pice of apple comes out of his through and they eat it...
Which makes them...

07-25-2010, 04:37 AM
explode, there's too much energy and they can't handle it.
When the energy of the exploded tourists floats inside Ezio he revives

07-25-2010, 04:41 AM
And decides to go on a killing spree but desyncs cuz he killed 3 people so we respawns at...

07-25-2010, 04:47 AM
his mom's house where he bursts out crying because...

07-25-2010, 04:51 AM
He wished that he could replay missions like in AC1, so he restarts the game and...

07-25-2010, 06:16 AM
he became angry and you dont want see ezio .....

07-25-2010, 06:22 AM
...angry,because when he is angry,he wants to kill everyone,so he tried to kill Chuck Norris,but...

07-25-2010, 06:32 AM
he saw the McDonald's had a special offer on his way to Chuck Norris, so he walked in and...

07-25-2010, 06:39 AM
Ordered a lil assassin meal that came with a toy hidden blade but it broke and...

07-25-2010, 06:41 AM
Ezio got mad, murdered everyone inside the McDonald's, ran outside and...

07-25-2010, 06:43 AM
Broke into a tantumn because he didn't get to go on the lil assassin playground...

07-25-2010, 08:52 AM
...meanwhile,the templars were wondering why aren't they better than the assassins,so...

07-25-2010, 08:57 AM
they decided to play poker, at the end of the game...

07-25-2010, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
they decided to play poker, at the end of the game...

and ezio lost so ezio is own them something so he gave them leo ......

07-25-2010, 09:07 AM
...but leo doen't want to go with the templars,so he gives them his apprentice,so...

07-25-2010, 12:00 PM
... Rodrigo got mad, because he wanted leo to spend time with him because...

07-25-2010, 12:07 PM
he happens to have homosexual feelings for him. Since he feels ditched he has evil plans and...

07-25-2010, 03:34 PM
...as he plans to destroy Ezio's villa,he gets a message from UBI telling him to do this in November so...

07-25-2010, 05:29 PM
he gathers his forces but forgets to pay them and they rebel against him and Ezio...

07-26-2010, 12:45 AM
Can't be stuffed Helping.

But then...

07-26-2010, 03:12 AM
another apple fell from a tree in front of Ezio, and he...

07-26-2010, 03:15 AM
Ate it happily. Once it was done, he threw the core away and it hit...

07-26-2010, 03:21 AM
President Barack Obama, he walked towards Ezio and...

07-26-2010, 03:25 AM
says, DONT LITTER YOU ****!!!!

He brings him to the white house for a meal for some reason and...

07-26-2010, 03:27 AM
wants to hire him to kill his enemy: ...

07-26-2010, 03:30 AM
So Ezio drives a Gondola over to Bin Laden's hideout and...

07-26-2010, 03:42 AM
found him eating cheese, but...

07-26-2010, 04:13 AM
Decides to just sit down and chat with him. After a nice conversation...

07-26-2010, 04:14 AM
they decide that it can't go on between them like that, it's hard but they have to...

07-26-2010, 07:01 AM
have a fight to the death wich ezio wins but bin laden had poisoned him so...

07-26-2010, 07:02 AM
He needs to go to the Hospital, unfortunately he's in the desert in Afghanistan so...

07-26-2010, 07:09 AM
he phones Barack Obama to fly him out.
on the way back he found out Barack was a templar and ...

07-26-2010, 07:12 AM
Feels betrayed, so he gets out his throwing knife and throws it towards Obama but...

07-26-2010, 07:17 AM
the knife falls short barack looks confused and stalls him untill Cesaere Borgia can come with his gaurds but ezio...

07-26-2010, 07:19 AM
Knew that was going to happen, so he jumped out the plane with his parachute and happens to land at a hospital where he can do something about his poison, when walks out...

07-26-2010, 07:21 AM
he sees a load of gaurds looking for him and jumps into some hay ...

07-26-2010, 08:16 AM
Buy one of the guards had a pointy stick and poked the hay but an oversized cat wearing a pintstriped suit came out and did a dance but...

07-26-2010, 08:18 AM
the Equals Three dance didn't work, so he jumped on the face of the guard and start eating it. Which gave Ezio the time to run and...

07-26-2010, 12:08 PM
...scold Ray William Johnson for his unrealistic portrayal of combat- deterring dance moves. The Internet spammed his e-mail with hate comments and he...

07-26-2010, 01:21 PM
ran and ran, but suddenly...

07-27-2010, 02:20 AM
trips and cries over his grazed knee. He then...

(BTW! SlimeDD, Can i use your Exclamation Mark Sig?)

07-27-2010, 07:08 AM
pulls out a bandage decorated with puppies to wrap the graze but...

07-27-2010, 07:10 AM
at exactly thesame moment Leonardo came out a haystack and pulled Ezio in it. While they were sitting in the haystack...

07-27-2010, 09:14 PM
They were playing pin the tail of the Da Vinci, While Ezio was about to pin the tail...

07-27-2010, 09:19 PM
he accedentally stabbed Leonardo in the eye, so Leonardo...

07-28-2010, 05:43 AM
popped him in the head with his new gun and...

07-28-2010, 08:27 AM
ran away with blood coming out of his eye, while Ezio...

07-28-2010, 03:40 PM
seeks help from the old spice guy where they go on to practive the saying "hellloooo ladies.."

Ezio than sees what he thinks is Santa in the distance but...

07-28-2010, 03:42 PM
it was uncle mario !!!!!! ....

07-28-2010, 04:43 PM
Mario seemed to be running towards him covered in blood. Ezio then ...

07-28-2010, 07:50 PM
tried to find a wet towel to try to clean some of the blood off of Mario, but...

07-29-2010, 02:30 AM
It turns out to be tomato sauce. So Ezio pulls a meat pie out of his pocket and wipes some sauce on it and is just about to eat it when...

07-29-2010, 03:05 AM
Mario hugs him and squashes the pie. Ezio...

07-29-2010, 03:07 AM
sees a feather on a rooftop so he tries to squeeze his way out of his uncles grasp when...

07-29-2010, 03:28 AM
a guard spots them and points his sword at them but ezio...

07-29-2010, 04:06 AM
saw this coming with his Eagle eye, so he took out his stiletto and gave the Guard a double stab in his heart. When he tries to run op the building for the feather ...

07-29-2010, 03:48 PM
...he slips and falls on the ground breaking his spine in the process.So...

07-29-2010, 04:12 PM
Ezio asks Leonardo if he can make him a new spine, Leonardo says...

07-29-2010, 05:16 PM
yeah sure i got the newest model its made of carbon fibre and .....

07-29-2010, 06:12 PM
Held together with cow's udders.
Ezio gets his new spine, but

07-29-2010, 09:26 PM
he finds out that feather he was trying to get was stolen by Barack Obama, so he...

07-29-2010, 11:24 PM
finds the nearest terrorists and convinces them to launch a nuke at Barack Obama, when...

07-30-2010, 01:43 AM
obama jumps off a building to kill ezio who steps out the way letting obama break his toe and cry, then ezio goes.....

07-30-2010, 01:53 AM
<STRIKE>The nuke fails so Ezio kills the terrorists and confronts Obama and...</STRIKE>

EDIT: BTW Yours isn't as good as mine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

back in time and stops Obabama from breaking his toe and crying so...

07-30-2010, 01:55 AM
to the assassins tomb in venice and hears Leonardo ploting against him, so he

07-30-2010, 04:48 AM
Originally posted by Xelamorph67:
to the assassins tomb in venice and hears Leonardo ploting against him, so he

You posted the same time as me so i'll post mine

goes back in time and stops Obabama from breaking his toe and crying and Leo plotting against him by...

07-30-2010, 01:16 PM
poisioning leos pizza bread invention! But then,...

07-30-2010, 03:57 PM
Ezio's left pocket explodes from...

07-30-2010, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Riley_Dom:
Ezio's left pocket explodes from...

Too many medicines stuffed into one pouch so...

07-30-2010, 07:36 PM
ezio decides to go to his house to get a new outfit, but...

07-31-2010, 01:36 AM
I throw the controller at the TV then Ezio teleports to the end of the game and i winz like evry othr gam iz playz then i text my friend adn spoil the story for him and then i mess around with ezio and make him die by jumping off high buildings then i get trapped again and the process repeats...... until ezio faces chuck Norris in which Chuck points a finger at Ezio and a bullet flies out of the tip killing ezio instantly, im in a WTF stage but also in a omfg that was effin aweshum! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif what????

07-31-2010, 01:59 AM
but then he gets to his house he realizes it has been repossessed by...

07-31-2010, 05:23 AM
Andrew - You spook!

Mario, saying he doesn't deserve a new outfit because he is gonna get one for his birthday when Brotherhood comes out so Ezio...

07-31-2010, 09:04 AM
Tries to get Mario to give it to him early by offering him a pie, mario decides to...

07-31-2010, 09:08 AM
save princess peach from cesare borgia but...

(this has just become the new 'never ending story' thread)

07-31-2010, 10:22 AM
<span class="ev_code_RED">***EDIT***</span>

<span class="ev_code_RED">Please bear in mind that these forums are for ALL age groups, and make sure to post accordingly in future***</span>

07-31-2010, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by jmattbacon:
<span class="ev_code_RED">***EDIT***</span>

(let's just pretend that post never happened.)

Ezio throws an apple pie at Mario, hoping to stop him...

07-31-2010, 01:23 PM
Sorry, I forgot. Silly me... I'm not normally like this, I just felt kinda hyper today. Again, apologies...

07-31-2010, 02:59 PM
but then realizes that it was the apple of eden that he threw so he...

07-31-2010, 06:33 PM
Just decides he can't be stuffed taking care of it anymore and...