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JimmyBlonde
08-28-2007, 05:24 AM
http://beerbaron.kibblesnbits.net/SA/Macros/vtecja.jpg

Lol

HotelBushranger
08-28-2007, 05:34 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Good stuff!

x6BL_Brando
08-28-2007, 05:47 AM
It's hard not to smile on three wheels

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/brando6BL/NoProblem.jpg

Tallyho from the red side http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

B

han freak solo
08-28-2007, 07:17 AM
VTEC! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

polak5
08-28-2007, 08:23 AM
LOL

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8753/934747314ldv8.jpg

Worf101
08-28-2007, 08:33 AM
I've heard of the V-Tec engine, but what are you lot on about now?

Da Worfster

han freak solo
08-28-2007, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by Worf101:
I've heard of the V-Tec engine,
Da Worfster

That's the joke.

VTEC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VTEC)

x6BL_Brando
08-28-2007, 10:01 AM
I kinda liked this line

"VTEC is known for kicking in, and when it does, you'll know it yo."

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

B

SeaFireLIV
08-28-2007, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by polak5:
LOL

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8753/934747314ldv8.jpg

Y`know, the german with the kitten in the ruined city of a blitkreig is a scene I`ve never seen before. It creates an almost disturbing image. In any other circumstances I`d laugh.

But here I can`t. Probably because when I look at pictures I always think first what happened before and what happened after and with this I can see that what happened before couldn`t be nice.

yea, I`m a party-pooper. I think too much. I`ll go get my coat.

*leaves the room*

SithSpeeder
08-28-2007, 11:59 AM
Although I smiled at the VTEC one, Polak5's Blitzkrieg had me belly laughing! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I like Succesories stuff (have one in my home office). But I _love_ the parodies at http://www.Despair.com.

@ Seafire--humor is a personal thing. We will all have different reactions and find different meanings in things. So don't "leave the party" necessarily. Your opinion is just as valid as anyone else's.

* _54th_Speeder *

waffen-79
08-28-2007, 01:17 PM
LMAO

http://www.hrservices.com.mx/halt.jpg

there's lots of images like that, especially in the SH3 forums.

They're fun, beign in the army gets you awesome anecdotes and stories no matter what country you're serving in

MrFirmin
08-28-2007, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by HotelBushranger:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Good stuff!

and how do you know theyr all nazis, booy?

BaronUnderpants
08-28-2007, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by waffen-79:
LMAO

http://www.hrservices.com.mx/halt.jpg

there's lots of images like that, especially in the SH3 forums.

They're fun, beign in the army gets you awesome anecdotes and stories no matter what country you're serving in


So now we know where and when the hip hop cult started, who would have guessed. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Straight out of Wikipedia: The "Hammerzeit" whas originaly conseived as a means of dodging bullits and incomming mortarfire. After the war ended returning black GI`s adopted the tecnique as a mean of breaking the monoteny of civillian life....hence "breakdance"

polak5
08-28-2007, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by waffen-79:
LMAO

http://www.hrservices.com.mx/halt.jpg

there's lots of images like that, especially in the SH3 forums.

They're fun, beign in the army gets you awesome anecdotes and stories no matter what country you're serving in

Bust a move! awesome http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

slipBall
08-28-2007, 02:18 PM
Who are you calling crazy!... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

DuxCorvan
08-28-2007, 02:47 PM
Ha! The guy in the back is LHAO! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

F0_Dark_P
08-28-2007, 02:51 PM
Not quite, i have the proof that eaven the fhürer him self practised "breakdance" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Nahoj/FunkmastaHitler.jpg http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Jasko76
08-28-2007, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by slipBall:
Who are you calling crazy!... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Trying to tell us something?

R_Target
08-28-2007, 04:36 PM
I always liked this one.

http://i17.tinypic.com/6fi0bo3.jpg

F0_Dark_P
08-28-2007, 05:58 PM
LOL!

That one was really hilarious http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Pirschjaeger
08-28-2007, 06:40 PM
Ha ha ha, when I saw the "Chillin like a Villian" I kinda imagined him say something like "Vord". http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Hawgdog
08-28-2007, 08:28 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e245/CWOS/hitbog8hl.gif

woofiedog
08-28-2007, 10:24 PM
Great thread! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

http://captain-america.us/images/wallpaper/warposters/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

Bugg's Bunny... Herr Meets Hare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe3hdBkmPuM

Feathered_IV
08-29-2007, 08:19 AM
Ernst and his friend 'Wandering' Hans

http://img80.exs.cx/img80/4868/fritzandmarius2pl.jpg

Blutarski2004
08-29-2007, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by R_Target:
I always liked this one.

http://i17.tinypic.com/6fi0bo3.jpg



..... Adolf with an early "do-rag"?

AKA_TAGERT
08-29-2007, 07:12 PM
Luft Love

http://geocities.com/grantsenn/STFU/luftlovers.jpg

Speaks Volumes

HuninMunin
08-29-2007, 07:16 PM
Another quality post brought to you by our good friend Tag.

AKA_TAGERT
08-29-2007, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by HuninMunin:
Another quality post brought to you by our good friend Tag.
http://geocities.com/grantsenn/STFU/iagreewithyou.jpg

Copperhead311th
08-29-2007, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Blutarski2004:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by R_Target:
I always liked this one.

http://i17.tinypic.com/6fi0bo3.jpg



..... Adolf with an early "do-rag"? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually guys....loook closely @ this picture.
What your missing is the really big picture.
Look @ Hitlers hands. See that?
That is a BLOODS hand sign. For the uneducated i'll explain. The Bloods are an American inner city street gang comprised mostly of Aferican-American kids. I had to learn all this stuff years ago when i was working for the court system as a bail enforcement agent. (Sorta like Dog the Bounty Hunter minus the fat old lady, sea shells in my hair and that God awaful mullet. Oh and WE ACTUALLY CARRIED FIRE ARMS. not mace. lol if he tried that here he'd be dead ina week.)
any way that's the funny part. Hitler throwing up a gang sign of an all black strret gang.
anyone see the humor in that.

woofiedog
08-29-2007, 10:14 PM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b4/2fbcc22d6c2d22211594838517bcf25e.gif

Ob.Emann
08-30-2007, 12:40 AM
http://www.wackyhut.com/Hitler-Dance--235-m.php

Same as above, but with a really groovy soundtrack and without that furry thing stealing Adi's rightful spotlight.

woofiedog
08-30-2007, 01:39 AM
HH_Emann...Good One! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

mattinen
08-30-2007, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by MrFirmin:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HotelBushranger:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Good stuff!

and how do you know theyr all nazis, booy? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good point. They look like Wehrmahct officers to me.

leitmotiv
08-30-2007, 03:28 AM
I think this is a darling thread. Let's try Cutest antics of the NKVD next!

stansdds
08-30-2007, 03:50 AM
http://www.hrservices.com.mx/halt.jpg
Finally, Mel Brooks' "Hitler on Ice" sees the light of day! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Hawgdog
08-30-2007, 07:36 AM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e245/CWOS/shieldeyes.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v22/HawgDog/rainbowcommie.jpg

JimmyBlonde
08-30-2007, 11:53 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/NJAngel1/402560167nt.gif

Jasko76
08-31-2007, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by JimmyBlonde:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/NJAngel1/402560167nt.gif

Where the hell do you get these pictures, they're killing me! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

polak5
08-31-2007, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by polak5:
LOL

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8753/934747314ldv8.jpg

Y`know, the german with the kitten in the ruined city of a blitkreig is a scene I`ve never seen before. It creates an almost disturbing image. In any other circumstances I`d laugh.

But here I can`t. Probably because when I look at pictures I always think first what happened before and what happened after and with this I can see that what happened before couldn`t be nice.

yea, I`m a party-pooper. I think too much. I`ll go get my coat.

*leaves the room* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

well that is one way to look at it. But try this: In the midst of all the chaos and destruction surrounding this soldier he finds a moment of peace and is able to smile.
I know where u are coming from, but try my point of view its much nicer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

regards, Pol

Haigotron
08-31-2007, 03:47 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e204/haigotron/Hitler_Dance.gif

polak5
08-31-2007, 03:52 PM
This will look good in the study.

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/hitler-rug.jpg

slipBall
08-31-2007, 04:16 PM
A winning team



http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/40stooge****lernatztyspy450pxh.jpg

han freak solo
08-31-2007, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by slipBall:
A winning team



http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/40stooge****lernatztyspy450pxh.jpg

Where da pic?

BrewsterPilot
08-31-2007, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by han freak solo:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by slipBall:
A winning team



http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/40stooge****lernatztyspy450pxh.jpg

Where da pic? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The URL had a "bad" word in it, so Ubi spellcheck ****'d it, creating a red x.

BrewsterPilot
08-31-2007, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by HH_Emann:
http://www.wackyhut.com/Hitler-Dance--235-m.php

Same as above, but with a really groovy soundtrack and without that furry thing stealing Adi's rightful spotlight.

Hmmm... Any info on the music?
I heard some words in Finnish amongst the gibberish, and am quite interested in what the song might possible be... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif

BrewsterPilot
08-31-2007, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by BrewsterPilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HH_Emann:
http://www.wackyhut.com/Hitler-Dance--235-m.php

Same as above, but with a really groovy soundtrack and without that furry thing stealing Adi's rightful spotlight.

Hmmm... Any info on the music?
I heard some words in Finnish amongst the gibberish, and am quite interested in what the song might possible be... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nvm, must be a bit blind today, didn't read the comments. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

Grand_Armee
08-31-2007, 09:50 PM
Surely there's gotta be some whacky pics of 'Uncle' Joe Stalin, Winston Churchill, and FDR out there?

woofiedog
08-31-2007, 09:53 PM
Loituma... Ievan Polkka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN4cLlIKnoA

Loituma Ievan Polkka Lyrics
Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.

Ievan äiti se kammarissa
virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
kun tämä poika naapurissa
ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.

Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili.

Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
vaan minä en luovu Ievasta,
sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION

The sound of a polka drifted from my neighbor's
and set my feet a-tapping oh!
Ieva's mother had her eye on her daughter but
Ieva she managed to fool her, you know.
'Cause who's going to listen to mother saying no
when we're all busy dancing to and fro!

Ieva was smiling, the fiddle it was wailing
as people crowded round to wish her luck.
Everyone was hot but it didn't seem to bother
the handsome young man, the dashing buck.
'Cause who's going to mind a drop of sweat
when he's all busy dancing to and fro!

Ieva's mother she shut herself away
in her own quiet room to hum a hymn.
Leaving our hero to have a spot of fun
in a neighbor's house when the lights are dim.
'Cause what does it matter what the old folks say
when you're all busy dancing to and fro!

When the music stopped then the real fun began
and that's when the laddie fooled around.
When he took her home, when the dancing was over
her mother angrily waiting they found.
But I said to her, Ieva, now don't you weep
and we'll soon be dancing to and fro!

I said to her mother now stop that noise
or I won't be responsible for what I do.
If you go quietly and stay in your room
you won't get hurt while your daughter I woo.
'Cause this fine laddie is a wild sort of guy
when he's all busy dancing to and fro!

One thing I tell you is you won't trap me,
no, you won't find me an easy catch.
Travel to the east and travel to the west but
Ieva and I are going to make a match.
'Cause this fine laddie ain't the bashful sort
when he's all busy dancing to and fro

Feathered_IV
09-01-2007, 02:06 AM
Love that track http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

slipBall
09-01-2007, 02:38 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/ok.jpg


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif I give up trying http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

Cajun76
09-01-2007, 02:59 AM
Don't display the whole link, just Link (http://www.link.com) instead.

woofiedog
09-01-2007, 05:59 AM
Is this what you are looking for??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/ok.jpg

Wurkeri
09-01-2007, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by BrewsterPilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BrewsterPilot:
I heard some words in Finnish amongst the gibberish, and am quite interested in what the song might possible be... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif

Nvm, must be a bit blind today, didn't read the comments. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That reminds me the connection between Nazis and Tom of Finland http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

leitmotiv
09-01-2007, 07:31 AM
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s261/G6AS/t.jpg

http://www.germaniainternational.com/images/openerwaffsspg1.jpg

slipBall
09-01-2007, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by woofiedog:
Is this what you are looking for??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/ok.jpg



certainly! nuk, nuk, nuk http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

woofiedog
09-01-2007, 08:32 AM
slipBall... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

DuxCorvan
09-01-2007, 08:58 AM
http://www.leekspin.com/

Wait till it ends! It has a very surprising end. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Worf101
09-01-2007, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by woofiedog:
Is this what you are looking for??? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/ok.jpg

Moe, Larry and Curly FTW!!!!

Da Worfster

Man this thread has me in stiches...

Halt!!!!! Hammertime!!!!

Chit.. I'm dyin!!!!

Hawgdog
09-01-2007, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
http://www.leekspin.com/

Wait till it ends! It has a very surprising end. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

I waited 20 seconds and would rather throw myself on a grenade than wait for the ending! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BrewsterPilot
09-01-2007, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by Hawgdog:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
http://www.leekspin.com/

Wait till it ends! It has a very surprising end. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

I waited 20 seconds and would rather throw myself on a grenade than wait for the ending! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lucky you... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2379/untitled1xs5.jpg
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

MEGILE
09-01-2007, 09:37 AM
Person with the highest time wins.

Go knock yourself out.http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Hawgdog
09-01-2007, 12:50 PM
forking A brewsterpilot, I howled when I finally realized what I was looking at.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

woofiedog
09-01-2007, 01:22 PM
DuxCorvan... BTW how long did you keep your Leek going???? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

woofiedog
09-01-2007, 01:38 PM
Megile... It's learning to hunt for Blue Tit... birds.

Could only find a picture of the Great Tit bird though.

http://www.friendsofomersgullywood.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/GreatTitLOW.jpg

leitmotiv
09-01-2007, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Hawgdog:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
http://www.leekspin.com/

Wait till it ends! It has a very surprising end. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

I waited 20 seconds and would rather throw myself on a grenade than wait for the ending! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Agree

slipBall
09-01-2007, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
Person with the highest time wins.

Go knock yourself out.http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif


For the kitty


http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/SlipBall/3300.gif

Jasko76
09-02-2007, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
http://www.leekspin.com/

Wait till it ends! It has a very surprising end. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Damn you!

DuxCorvan
09-02-2007, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by woofiedog:
DuxCorvan... BTW how long did you keep your Leek going???? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

About 1 minute or so... when I realized it was in a loop. You suckers. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif


Originally posted by Jasko76:
Damn you!

Haaaaa...!
http://web.tiscali.it/fabioracco2/images/Whois16.gif

JimmyBlonde
09-02-2007, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
http://www.leekspin.com/

Wait till it ends! It has a very surprising end. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Hey I like it!