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heywooood
12-05-2007, 09:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/heywooood/2007-12-5_19-48-55-656.jpg

let the modders mod - let the pirates pire - let the hackers hack...life is too short to squabble over old news...face it - that horse is glue.

Besides - there are a slew of new things on the horizon

take a break maybe and see if there isn't something out there to take your minds off the 'ruins' of Il2 -

Fighterops is coming..
Kots
BobII with the new patch is intrigueing
FSX has lots of equipment to fly right now..
Lomacs new mods are great! and BlackShark is to be out soon..
and the Phoenix that eventually rises from the ashes of Il2 should be a real eye popper.

so let it go - list your latest diversion or the specs of the rig you are saving for if you like - but stop ****ging each other fer f-sake

foxyboy1964
12-05-2007, 10:02 PM
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It'll take more than a bit of shenanigans to spoil my enjoyment. IL2 will be alive and well on my drive for a long time yet.

heywooood
12-05-2007, 10:06 PM
ther ya go - and whether you like it Oleg style or Mod friendly doesn't matter really - at the core it is the same game (FWIW those new island maps looked interesting) so lets just get over it and carry on.

Fly with friends or fly alone, but always land on a girl

Got Cheerleaders?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/heywooood/350161.jpg
Chargers baby

Taylortony
12-05-2007, 10:17 PM
Whats that? It's either an Aerocommander and that has had the annoying habit of clapping wings together inflight........ or it's the MU2, that dog sheds props and takes out pilots wiff em..........

Heres some more conkers, at least these ones shouldn't kill you, unlike the two above.......

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/images/conkers/conk.jpg

heywooood
12-05-2007, 10:21 PM
its the Aero AC560 TT

its ported from FS9 by Milton Shupe to FSX - its got a nice vrtual cockpit and flies very sedately.

haven't schnapped a wing yet but its not because I know what I'm doing.

horseback
12-06-2007, 12:58 AM
What are "love Conkers" -and does that young lady have them?

cheers

horseback

madsarmy
12-06-2007, 01:40 AM
Im wondering why that young lady above has her favorite food as "my dad's special sauce" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

flyingloon
12-06-2007, 02:55 AM
yeah did make me wonder too!

Taylortony
12-06-2007, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by heywooood:
its the Aero AC560 TT

its ported from FS9 by Milton Shupe to FSX - its got a nice vrtual cockpit and flies very sedately.

haven't schnapped a wing yet but its not because I know what I'm doing.

Commanders wings failed in normal flight....... was no access panels to inspect the wings if i remember correctly. they cut a load of holes in one and done some tests to extend the life then sat on the results for fear of liabilities and all that, but I do believe they had Olegs Mole working there at the time as they were leaked......

heywooood
12-06-2007, 05:46 PM
good thing the sim version is made of a deltawood, besure

VF-17_BOOM
12-06-2007, 07:23 PM
The glass is indeed half full!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/badaboom/a465e361c1f778d81270bbdf57cf020c.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/badaboom/SH4Img21-4-2007_1043.52_281.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/badaboom/t3401.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/badaboom/13.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/badaboom/untitled.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/badaboom/9b9a575ef1a56821182493110f42e7a6.jpg

foxyboy1964
12-06-2007, 07:55 PM
Those screenies from Black Shark look great.

Low_Flyer_MkIX
12-06-2007, 08:00 PM
You know, I think I'll bump this. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Spread the love.

heywooood
12-06-2007, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by horseback:
What are "love Conkers" -and does that young lady have them?

cheers

horseback

I should say she's got 'em...brbrbrbrbrbrbrb!!

heywooood
12-06-2007, 08:10 PM
Chargers, baby!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/heywooood/34998.jpg

...more love Conkers anyone?...

Low_Flyer_MkIX
12-06-2007, 08:38 PM
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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/untitled2.jpg

ViktorViktor
12-07-2007, 01:16 AM
What is going on here ?

Nice-looking women holding a chestnut-pendulum - I saw this in another thread (love-peace thread?).

But what is happening here ?

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Feathered_IV
12-07-2007, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by ViktorViktor:
What is going on here ?

Nice-looking women holding a chestnut-pendulum - I saw this in another thread (love-peace thread?).

But what is happening here ?

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

What, that little chestnut?

Command and Conker, the game.
Either that, or an extremely basic abacus. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/untitled2.jpg

Shoot me, stomp me, put me out of my misery!

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 07:15 AM
Magnum Conkers


http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=90623&rendTypeId=4

Low_Flyer_MkIX
12-07-2007, 10:33 AM
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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/untitled-2.jpg

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 10:52 AM
You are going to have to explain the arcane chestnut onna string ritual---was this how the Druids chose Queen of Dorset? Some magical pendulum effect between chestnut and conker? Or was this something invented on some sordid beer-swamped night in the local when a contingent of Essex girls were passing through?

MEGILE
12-07-2007, 10:55 AM
Bang them together, and see what happens.

Low_Flyer_MkIX
12-07-2007, 10:58 AM
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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/db_Event_MS_DSC_14781.jpg

I think it's perhaps subconciously a combination of Freud's sexual obsessions and Jung's belief that we should revel in the fact that men never grow up. Having said that, sometimes a conker is just a conker if I might paraphrase ol' Sigmund.

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 10:59 AM
I sense some some strange British alchemy... definitely Communism!

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 11:03 AM
Wait a minute! OK, I think I get it! They gotta sway along with the nut!

When Americans see women with nuts, this happens:

http://hillarynutcracker.com/

Low_Flyer_MkIX
12-07-2007, 11:03 AM
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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/db_Character_DSC_02011.jpg

Perhaps it's a zen thing. Conkers just is.

Low_Flyer_MkIX
12-07-2007, 11:05 AM
Compare to how we British do things...

American football

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/footie.jpg


American conkers

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/conkersuita.jpg

SeaFireLIV
12-07-2007, 11:30 AM
LOL, that American conkers suit has me in stitches! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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Chargers baby[/QUOTE]


But this lady has made my week! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 11:37 AM
As Dwight said: Safety First when it comes to conkers!!!!

http://www.booksforcomfort.com/images/14186.gif

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 12:02 PM
AH HA! British Life and Culture comes to the rescue of the colonials, Feathered_IV! We have the gen now!

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/conkers.html

ploughman
12-07-2007, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
LOL, that American conkers suit has me in stitches! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/heywooood/350161.jpg
Chargers baby


But this lady has made my week! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif[/QUOTE]

OH. MY. LORD.

BSS_Goat
12-07-2007, 12:34 PM
The Limeys say we have stupid games...????

http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/conkers.html

MEGILE
12-07-2007, 12:37 PM
The Chargers are certainly a team I would like to tackle http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

http://i1.chargers.com/assets/194/35002.jpg

http://i1.chargers.com/assets/194/35011.jpg

http://i1.chargers.com/assets/194/35018.jpg

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 12:40 PM
O the frekkin humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The American answer to conkers---streamlined, fast:

http://laughingsquid.com/images/yo-yo.jpg ...

ploughman
12-07-2007, 12:41 PM
Trumps, cheerleader Trumps. Must be a publisher willing to carpe this opportunity?

MEGILE
12-07-2007, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Trumps, cheerleader Trumps. Must be a publisher willing to carpe this opportunity?

Bust - 34DD, Glutes - firm, Morals - low enough http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

leitmotiv
12-07-2007, 12:47 PM
If those girls were tanks in 1944, they would all be Panthers.

DuxCorvan
12-07-2007, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
If those girls were tanks in 1944, they would all be Panthers.

And I'd had the perfect piercing stuff... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Still... too many clothes! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

MEGILE
12-07-2007, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:


Still... too many clothes! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

This is a family show.

DuxCorvan
12-07-2007, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DuxCorvan:


Still... too many clothes! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

This is a family show. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

But still... too many clothes! My grampa and my 13-y-o cousin agree!

"Mo' nekked pics!"
http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0032-0501-3122-5258_SM.jpg

SeaFireLIV
12-07-2007, 02:36 PM
lol!

Feathered_IV
12-08-2007, 01:01 AM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/fatty_fat_fat_cheerleader.jpg

Akronnick
12-08-2007, 02:49 AM
And I thought Cricket was wierd...