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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 04:41 AM
Q: I can't shoot down enemy airplanes!
A: Don't shoot. Just ram.

Q: How do I defeat La-7?
A: Use X-Wing Starfighter, do a BnZ manuver from 120,000ft.

Q: My Bf-109's engine always splatters oil on the windshield!
A: Tell 109 not to eat so much.

Q: Fw-190 is too tough!
A: You're not supposed to shoot down Fw-190. Shooting Fw-190's is bad.

Q: I can't land!
A: Don't land, ram the control tower. Gets you on the ground real fast.

Q: P-39 climbs too fast!
A: P-39 will always climb fast when you give it a swift kick in the arse.

Q: Soviet weapons make mincemeat of my airplane!
A: Soviet weapons are setting up a deli.

Q: TB-3 takes a lot of firepower to down!
A: TB-3 only takes one rocket hit to down.

Q: I can't see over the Fw-190's dashboard!
A: Gee, you must be a really short person.

Q: P-47 sucks!
A: Two P-47s rock.

Q: Tiger tank is tougher than a Death Star!
A: Tiger tank is weaker than a PTAB.

Ok, that's all I can think of off hand... Put in your own folks, lets have some fun! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 04:41 AM
Q: I can't shoot down enemy airplanes!
A: Don't shoot. Just ram.

Q: How do I defeat La-7?
A: Use X-Wing Starfighter, do a BnZ manuver from 120,000ft.

Q: My Bf-109's engine always splatters oil on the windshield!
A: Tell 109 not to eat so much.

Q: Fw-190 is too tough!
A: You're not supposed to shoot down Fw-190. Shooting Fw-190's is bad.

Q: I can't land!
A: Don't land, ram the control tower. Gets you on the ground real fast.

Q: P-39 climbs too fast!
A: P-39 will always climb fast when you give it a swift kick in the arse.

Q: Soviet weapons make mincemeat of my airplane!
A: Soviet weapons are setting up a deli.

Q: TB-3 takes a lot of firepower to down!
A: TB-3 only takes one rocket hit to down.

Q: I can't see over the Fw-190's dashboard!
A: Gee, you must be a really short person.

Q: P-47 sucks!
A: Two P-47s rock.

Q: Tiger tank is tougher than a Death Star!
A: Tiger tank is weaker than a PTAB.

Ok, that's all I can think of off hand... Put in your own folks, lets have some fun! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


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Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 05:38 AM
LOL!!
Funny as hell /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif !!!

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Buzz_25th
10-12-2003, 05:41 AM
A new clever way to whine.

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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 05:43 AM
Q: What is a "whiner"?
A: Those who try to blame someone on the FB development team for all their woes and troubles.

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adlabs6
10-12-2003, 05:46 AM
You have forgotten the classic ORR threads...

190 gunsight & CEM bugs

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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 05:46 AM
1.109 engine overheats
tell it to stop watching those kinds of movies

2.Yaks turn to good
Tell them to use there Directional signal

3.LaGGs are to tough
They grew up on the bad side of town

4.I cant get into a game keeps timing out
Told you i was only going to count to 3

5.Why is there so much Lag
See # 3

6.Whats with the Cheating has been detected
they hired a private detector







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Erich 'Bubi' Hartmann "Karaya One"

XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 05:56 AM
Q: Why can't I destroy tanks!?!
A: Try coming up from beneath, at the weak belly armour...

Q: How come AAA keeps shooting me down?
A: You need to switch off the "magneto", which is pulling the shells towards you with magnetic force.

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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 06:31 AM
adlabs6 wrote:
- You have forgotten the classic ORR threads...
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- 190 gunsight & CEM bugs

"Q: I can't see over the Fw-190's dashboard!
A: Gee, you must be a really short person."

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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 06:31 AM
LW_lcarp wrote:
- 1.109 engine overheats
- tell it to stop watching those kinds of movies

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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 10:37 AM
LAMO /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
More please

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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 10:55 AM
Q German gunsights are off centre...
A Try moving your monitor!

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XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 01:03 PM
Those funny looking things that open and close on the back of the 109 wings, they're for making toasted sandwiches right? In case you get hungry up there.

XyZspineZyX
10-12-2003, 04:34 PM
Q.Whats the best plane
A.The one the guy on your 6 is flying

Q.How do you takeoff
A.Very carefully

Q.How do you land
A.see above

Q.What is BnZ
A. its like a BnB

Q.How do you bomb
A.With a bomber

Q.Where is the action at
A.Someother place your not at




"Of all my accomplishments I may have achieved during the war, I am proudest of the fact that I never lost a wingman. It was my view that no kill was worth the life of a wingman. . . . Pilots in my unit who lost wingmen on this basis were prohibited from leading a [section]. They were made to fly as wingman, instead."
Erich 'Bubi' Hartmann "Karaya One"