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Esel1964
01-16-2007, 11:02 PM
A friend sent me this today:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/strafe1.jpg

I thought there might be a few out there who'd get a laugh out of that.http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/daddy.gif <div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

PBNA-Boosher
01-17-2007, 12:34 AM
Oh god, lol.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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rnzoli
01-17-2007, 01:48 AM
I wonder what she will think when she opens her eyes and discovers the multiple "Friendly Car Destroyed" messages on the right side of her display and the -3600 points on the scoreboard http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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carguy_
01-17-2007, 02:28 AM
I certainly did,thx. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


The weird thing is that they really have shooting grounds where whole families come,pay and just spray away at fake targets,including with the Gatling there.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Esel1964
01-17-2007, 02:46 AM
I knew Dillon (the inventors of an improved feed mechanism for the mini-gun) has an impressive range;but are there others besides annual weekend meetings like Knob Creek,and SOF in Vegas?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

Feathered_IV
01-17-2007, 02:46 AM
School children are so cute when they carry guns ....<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Esel1964
01-17-2007, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
School children are so cute when they carry guns ....

It's obviously time for gym class,she's "exercising" her 2nd Amendment Right.

Mods,lock it down if you want,this is looking messy,fast.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

Worf101
01-17-2007, 06:16 AM
Ye gads man, can't you folks take a leetle joke about guns???

Wow...

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Udidtoo
01-17-2007, 06:44 AM
Esel, man, this is the GD. You should know better by now. There are some folk around here so uptight you couldn't pull a needle out of their *** with a John Deere tractor.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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SeaFireLIV
01-17-2007, 07:23 AM
Happens all the time in Red orchestra (kids shooting with their eyes closed!)<div class="ev_tpc_signature">


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Tooz_69GIAP
01-17-2007, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
School children are so cute when they carry guns ....

Anyone else thinking "Battle Royale" here?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

whit ye looking at, ya big jessie?!?!

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han freak solo
01-17-2007, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by rnzoli:
I wonder what she will think when she opens her eyes and discovers the multiple "Friendly Car Destroyed" messages on the right side of her display and the -3600 points on the scoreboard http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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BlitzPig_DDT
01-17-2007, 09:02 AM
That rocks. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


She looks like she's having fun too. Hope she passes the thrill on to her daughters as well. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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bun-bun195333
01-17-2007, 09:23 AM
I'd like a mini-gun but I can't afford to feed it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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MarkSynthesis
01-17-2007, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
Happens all the time in Red orchestra (kids shooting with their eyes closed!)

Well, I wish I was lucky enough to be fighting against the legendary Wehrmacht Infantrie-Division "Blind Eye" whenever I load up the game. Would make their Mausers much easier to deal with..,

Pirschjaeger
01-17-2007, 11:33 AM
"When faced with an overwhelming force all you can do is close your eyes, squeeze the trigger, and scream! Or, you can try new extra strength Mitol."

Nice ad. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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LEXX_Luthor
01-17-2007, 12:41 PM
I thought there might be a few out there who'd get a laugh out of that. http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/daddy.gif
not the ex Boyfriend http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Tully__
01-17-2007, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by LEXX_Luthor:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I thought there might be a few out there who'd get a laugh out of that. http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/daddy.gif
not the ex Boyfriend http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Luthor, I'm sorry to hear your boyfriend left you... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif


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Maj.Kaos
01-17-2007, 01:48 PM
Did Ireland send over a battalion of school girls to Iraq?

Am I banned?

SeaFireLIV
01-17-2007, 01:52 PM
Well, showed the pic to my daugther (who`s a school girl) who didn`t understand it. I asked her don`t she feel like this sometimes? She said, `no`.

Guess it`s more a joke for the boys then. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">


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han freak solo
01-17-2007, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
Guess it`s more a joke for the boys then. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Exactly! Funny, too.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Esel1964
01-17-2007, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Worf101:
Ye gads man, can't you folks take a leetle joke about guns???

Wow...

Da Worfster

Really!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

Esel1964
01-17-2007, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Udidtoo:
Esel, man, this is the GD. You should know better by now. There are some folk around here so uptight you couldn't pull a needle out of their *** with a John Deere tractor.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifYeah,I'm learning that.
I spent 2 yr. fighting them as a co-operator of a pro 2nd. Amendment site,and I refuse to fight them on a forum devoted to a sim of 'weapons of war'-WW2 aircraft. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

knightflyte
01-17-2007, 07:08 PM
She looks like she's dressed in er school uniform, and playing 'hall monitor.'

I said, "NEXT TIME REMEMBER YOUR PASS!"

Esel1964
01-17-2007, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by knightflyte:
She looks like she's dressed in er school uniform, and playing 'hall monitor.'

I said, "NEXT TIME REMEMBER YOUR PASS!"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

leitmotiv
01-17-2007, 07:43 PM
Boys tend to relate better to machine guns. I had a .30 cal. water-cooled Browning light machine gun (on tripod) toy when I was about six. Played out the final scene of BATAAN 5,000 times. My elementary school girlfriend just enjoyed making me play wedding (the only female to successfully pull this off, herf herf). If she was challenged, though, she could take down a couple boys. I wanted her at my back in a big dust-up. Farm girl. My first great love was 5'3" and a NRA marks[wo-]man before she graduated from high school. West Virginia farm girl. When I ran out of farm girls, my life took a downward turn.

BlitzPig_DDT
01-18-2007, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by Esel1964:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Udidtoo:
Esel, man, this is the GD. You should know better by now. There are some folk around here so uptight you couldn't pull a needle out of their *** with a John Deere tractor.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifYeah,I'm learning that.
I spent 2 yr. fighting them as a co-operator of a pro 2nd. Amendment site,and I refuse to fight them on a forum devoted to a sim of 'weapons of war'-WW2 aircraft. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Shame to hear it be past tense though. Don't give up the fight! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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