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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:03 AM
... you know who I mean. The jokers who keep bumping up year old development update threads. It's cruel and unusual punishment for those of us waiting. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

<hr width="400">Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their
shoes!
http://members.rogers.com/teemaz/sig.jpg (http://www.jagdgeschwader1.com)

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:03 AM
... you know who I mean. The jokers who keep bumping up year old development update threads. It's cruel and unusual punishment for those of us waiting. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

<hr width="400">Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their
shoes!
http://members.rogers.com/teemaz/sig.jpg (http://www.jagdgeschwader1.com)

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:07 AM
Go ride a bike for a week or so until the patch comes out, then you won't have to worry about this "cruel and unusual punishment". Leave the boards alone for a while and have fun, get outside, interact with the family because god knows you won't get any of that when the patch comes out, you'll find yourself glued to your computer again, just like after FB was first released.

michapma
07-30-2003, 08:07 AM
I refuse to ban them.

Mike

<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:08 AM
it was oleg86, dont look at me, dont ban them, the treads shuld have an date when it lock outtomacly, i mean like afther one month or stuff like that

"Never forget the past so we dont make the same mistakes in the future"

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:26 AM
Anyone who bumps an old developement thread or writes "IBTL" in a post should be banned. Two of the dumbest things I have seen on this forum.

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:33 AM
Now Oleg86 is doing the same in Olegs ready room

What a loser Dave

<center>http://www.2001exhibit.org/science/img/sm_hal_9000_art.gif <marquee>I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do</marquee></center>

michapma
07-30-2003, 08:36 AM
My point is that you should take up such grievances with the mods. It's no more appropriate to post whom you think should be banned than to bump old threads. Both spam the General Discussion boards.

Cheers,
Mike

<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:38 AM
given that any name with "oleg" in it is going to be banned anyway .. its pretty obvious who is trying to attract attention http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:41 AM
Shifty101 wrote:
- Go ride a bike for a week or so until the patch
- comes out, then you won't have to worry about this
- "cruel and unusual punishment". Leave the boards
- alone for a while and have fun, get outside,
- interact with the family because god knows you won't
- get any of that when the patch comes out, you'll
- find yourself glued to your computer again, just
- like after FB was first released.
-
-

That's precisely it. If I were a devout follower of this board, I would know it was an old thread/false alarm. As it stands though, I hop in once maybe twice a week so I'm not sure how old a thread is until I open it. It's just an irritating waste of time that serves no purpose.

<hr width="400">Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their
shoes!
http://members.rogers.com/teemaz/sig.jpg (http://www.jagdgeschwader1.com)

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:42 AM
VOV VOV take it easy, it was just for fun/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I see u guys dont know what it it/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif 2bad 4 u.


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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:43 AM
ups

Message Edited on 07/30/0309:44AM by oleg86

michapma
07-30-2003, 08:45 AM
oleg86,

I appreciate humor on the boards. Everybody does. However, this particular brand of humor has been seriously overused recently, and apparently a large number of people do not think it is funny even the first time.

Take my advice and don't bump old threads anymore&mdash;especially old update threads from cartrix. You just might find yourself banned if you do. That's not a threat, just trying to tell you.

Now let's enjoy the prospect of the upcoming patch. /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif

Cheers,
Mike

<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:45 AM
Michapma, if you haven't guessed it already, I'm pretty much joking, partially to let off steam. Otherwise, I'd be in that thread telling Oleg86 what I think of his antics.

If I WAS serious about banning "them" I most definitely would be using PM for that.

<hr width="400">Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their
shoes!
http://members.rogers.com/teemaz/sig.jpg (http://www.jagdgeschwader1.com)

michapma
07-30-2003, 08:47 AM
It's still spamming.



But I can handle it. /i/smilies/16x16_robot-wink.gif /i/smilies/16x16_robot-very-happy.gif

<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:47 AM
It's funny the first couple of times, esp. when you see noobs getting duped. But it's such old hat now, methinks you need some new material - satire maybe? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

<hr width="400">Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their
shoes!
http://members.rogers.com/teemaz/sig.jpg (http://www.jagdgeschwader1.com)

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:49 AM
oleg86 won't be able to reply. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

<table width="100%" border="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td colspan="2"><hr></td>
<td rowspan="2"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">http://members.chello.se/ven/duck.jpg</font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="43%"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend,
it's true!

Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.</font>
</td>
<td width="36%"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">Every day when I
make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.</font></td>
</tr>
</table>

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:51 AM
michapma wrote:
- oleg86,
-
- I appreciate humor on the boards. Everybody does.
- However, this particular brand of humor has been
- seriously overused recently, and apparently a large
- number of people do not think it is funny even the
- first time.
-
- Take my advice and don't bump old threads
- anymore-especially old update threads
- from cartrix. You just might find yourself banned if
- you do. That's not a threat, just trying to tell
- you.
-
- Now let's enjoy the prospect of the upcoming patch.
- /i/smilies/16x16_robot-happy.gif
-
- Cheers,
- Mike
-
- <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0"
- cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle"
- bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3"
- align="center"><a
- href="http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/"
- target="_blank" style="text-decoration: none; color:
- #a2cd5a; font-size: small; font-family: Verdana,
- Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:
- normal">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide
- project</a></a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td
- width="40%">FB engine management:
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Manifold Pressure sucks</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Those Marvelous Props</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Mixture Magic</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Putting It All Together</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Those Fire-Breathing Turbos
- (Part 1 of 6)</a></td><td
- align="center">

SKULLS_Chap
-
- <a
- href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.h
- tml" target="_blank" style="color: #191970;
- font-size: medium">The
- SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right"
- valign="top">Hardware:
- <a href="http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html"
- target="_blank" style="color: #a2cd5a;">Flight
- Simulation Performance Analyzed</a>
- <a
- href="http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-
- topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv"
- target="_blank" style="color: #a2cd5a;">Building a
- home-made throttle quadrant step by step</a>
- <a
- href="http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/i
- ndex.html" target="_blank" style="color:
- #a2cd5a">Sound Can Be Hazardous for
- Games</a></td></tr></table>

HMMM Not a tread huh....I GOT BANNED!!!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
hmm why didnt u(who banned me) say something be4/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif
sure just ban this username 2

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:53 AM
WTE_Galway wrote:
- given that any name with "oleg" in it is going to be
- banned anyway .. its pretty obvious who is trying to
- attract attention http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
-
-

MY name is OLeg and when I made that username I didnt knew anything about maddoz and who in charge of it. this username is very old(oleg86) and as u know u cant change ithttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gifI tryed

michapma
07-30-2003, 08:54 AM
I'm not in a position to make such a threat, I was trying to inform him in a friendly way.

Obviously my warning came too late...



<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle" bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right" valign="top">Hardware:
Flight Simulation Performance Analyzed (http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html)
Building a home-made throttle quadrant step by step (http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv)
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 08:56 AM
michapma wrote:
- I'm not in a position to make such a threat, I was
- trying to inform him in a friendly way.
-
- Obviously my warning came too late...
-
-
-
-
- <table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0"
- cellpadding="10"><tr valign="middle"
- bgcolor="#3e463b"><td height="40" colspan="3"
- align="center"><a
- href="http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/"
- target="_blank" style="text-decoration: none; color:
- #a2cd5a; font-size: small; font-family: Verdana,
- Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-weight:
- normal">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide
- project</a></a></td></tr><tr bgcolor="#515e2f"><td
- width="40%">FB engine management:
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Manifold Pressure sucks</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Those Marvelous Props</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Mixture Magic</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Putting It All Together</a>
- <a style="color: #a2cd5a"
- href="http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.h
- tml" target="_blank">Those Fire-Breathing Turbos
- (Part 1 of 6)</a></td><td
- align="center">

SKULLS_Chap
-
- <a
- href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.h
- tml" target="_blank" style="color: #191970;
- font-size: medium">The
- SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="right"
- valign="top">Hardware:
- <a href="http://www.simhq.com/_air/air_062a.html"
- target="_blank" style="color: #a2cd5a;">Flight
- Simulation Performance Analyzed</a>
- <a
- href="http://forums.ubi.com/messages/message_view-
- topic.asp?name=us_il2sturmovik_gd&id=zkavv"
- target="_blank" style="color: #a2cd5a;">Building a
- home-made throttle quadrant step by step</a>
- <a
- href="http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/i
- ndex.html" target="_blank" style="color:
- #a2cd5a">Sound Can Be Hazardous for
- Games</a></td></tr></table>

well thank uhttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

---------------------------------------
http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif DONT ban me 4 thishttp://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 09:02 AM
Ven, I was joking... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif


<font size=2 color=yellow>I WAS JOKING!</font>

Man, these boards have become ruthless! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

<hr width="400">Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their
shoes!
http://members.rogers.com/teemaz/sig.jpg (http://www.jagdgeschwader1.com)

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 09:05 AM
Vengeanze wrote:
- oleg86 won't be able to reply. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
-
- <table width="100%" border="0" align="center">
- <tr>
-
- <td colspan="2"><hr></td>
-
- <td rowspan="2"><font face="Verdana, Arial,
- Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">http://members.chello.se/ven/duck.jpg</font></td>
-
- </tr>
-
- <tr>
-
- <td width="43%"><font face="Verdana, Arial,
- Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">Rubber Ducky, joy of
- joys,
-
- When I squeeze you, you make noise!
- Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend,
- it's true!
-
- Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
- You make bathtime lots of fun,
- Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.</font>
- </td>
-
- <td width="36%"><font face="Verdana, Arial,
- Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">Every day when I
-
- make my way to the tubby
- I find a little fella who's
- Cute and yellow and chubby
-
- Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
- And I'm lucky that you're mine
- Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.</font></td>
- </tr>
-
- </table>

hmmm strange I did huh?/i/smilies/16x16_robot-sad.gif

XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 09:06 AM
OOOPS... how pretentious of me. I just saw your handiwork in ORR Oleg86 and I must say you were pretty much asking for it old boy. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Nerves are frayed in this pre-patch suspense so treading lightly is the order of the day. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

<hr width="400">Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their
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XyZspineZyX
07-30-2003, 09:06 AM
Wolf, check your PM.

Locking.

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