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Cons72
05-19-2008, 11:54 AM
This is a great post.

http://forums.xbox.com/20351014/ShowPost.aspx

paulipaul
05-19-2008, 12:53 PM
Nice, he forgot:

"If a terrorist is shot while running for cover he will stop, backtrack, look around for the origin of the shot, and run towards you instead of just continuing towards his cover."

rogue_hart
05-19-2008, 01:09 PM
Hopefully the devs will take note as it's not written on this forum.

NOMAD_183
05-19-2008, 02:54 PM
Yeah, that was pretty funny, and unfortunately very true of this game.

AWC_Pest
05-19-2008, 03:09 PM
17. Good Counter terrorist teams wear different camo for every team member in order to overwhelm the enemy with fabulous outfits.
18. Most doors are rigged to only fully open quickly and may not be partially opened
19. Counter Terrorists may not lay down as this could cause them to fall asleep
20. Due to the stiffness of modern kevlar, the wearer may not lean to the left or right to look around corners
21. No counter terrorist should ever be without the Magic God View Button (MGVB) as it allows a safe view of the world around you
22. Brave counter terrorists shouldn't fear charging to their death as a re-birth is just moments away
23. True grenade masters do not waste time lowering their weapon, they
simply pull the pin and toss with their properly disciplined nether regions

Perseus_AWC
05-19-2008, 03:37 PM
they are all brilliant!

neilthecellist
05-19-2008, 04:16 PM
12. Recoil does not exist, it's just some stupid made up thing in the movies.

ANightMares
05-19-2008, 05:16 PM
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funny stuff.



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abnegnejs
05-20-2008, 05:06 AM
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Ermac2008
05-20-2008, 11:40 AM
rofl

MD_Sennet
05-20-2008, 07:23 PM
It's pretty funny, somebody one the 2nd page sarcastically suggested it wouldn't be as good if they made it a more realistic game and made a list of suggestions to how they could "improve" it.

He basically described the first 2 Rainbow Six games (which he obviously never played).

GSG_9_Rage
05-21-2008, 08:06 AM
Hahahahaa, genius.

smitysmit
05-21-2008, 10:55 AM
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xoops
05-21-2008, 11:03 AM
This thread on the Xbox forum just shows how the R6 dev that said ''The hardcore tactical shooter market is too narrow'' is just a plain dump I-D-10-T. Ubisoft only pushes stinky craps like Vegas because they are easier, cheaper and faster to make. Then they hire some Jedi master in the art of marketing and sales talk that waves his hand in front of the customer's face and tell him: ''Deep and realism-based games are too complicated for you. They are not fun for you. Single player is boring for you. Simplistic and crappy MP-only games is the only thing you want'' - and then the average customer replies (with an absent mind and a robotic voice): ''Deep and realism-based games are too complicated for me... They are not fun for me... Single player is boring for me... Simplistic and crappy MP-only games is the only thing I want...''.

Cons72
05-21-2008, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by MD_Sennet:
It's pretty funny, somebody one the 2nd page sarcastically suggested it wouldn't be as good if they made it a more realistic game and made a list of suggestions to how they could "improve" it.

He basically described the first 2 Rainbow Six games (which he obviously never played).

The funny thing is he didn't think we understood his sarcasm and called us all stupid.

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Expedition
05-21-2008, 04:48 PM
There is soooooo much dust on my UBI titles right now - I don't even enjoy the thought of playing them anymore- This forum has just pushed me over the edge, because I realized I almost bought into buying every title - What a waste of money...imo