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wayno7777
12-05-2005, 09:53 PM
I saw this on a car in Newton, NJ this morning;
Condoms are easier to change than diapers....

polak5
12-05-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by wayno7777:
I saw this on a car in Newton, NJ this morning;
Condoms are easier to change than diapers....
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

I saw one the other day "Guns create violence like flies make garbage"

Waldo.Pepper
12-06-2005, 12:00 AM
Club Soda not Seals.

Capt.LoneRanger
12-06-2005, 02:49 AM
Not quite the bumper, but:
http://www.yankeecruisah.com/pic/street_seen/fell_off.jpg

Bumper stickers I read lately:

"If you can read this, you're too close."

"Hey, not so close - I don't even know your name!"

but still the best:
"Go on and overtake - we'll cut you out - your firefighters"
(in German: ├┼ôberholen sie ruhig - wir schneiden sie raus, ihre Feuerwehr)

georgeo76
12-06-2005, 06:15 AM
I support stuff.

Gravity is just a theory; support intelligent drop

Blame me; I voted for Nader

I brake for tail gaiters

Guns don't cause crime! It's Drugs, TV, & Video games that cause crime.

I support the Chinese magnetic ribbon industry.

Woof603
12-06-2005, 07:42 AM
"Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus"

VonKlugermon
12-06-2005, 09:00 AM
Support Wildlife - Throw A Party!


Willy

sakai2005
12-06-2005, 03:48 PM
saw this on a vanity plate awhile back.vehical was a decked out suburban. the plate was this

IOGM

horseback
12-06-2005, 06:54 PM
My favorite is still "Hang Up and DRIVE!"

I take I-5 North from just above the border five days a week. WTH are all those 'poor Mexicans' doing with cell phones?

cheers

horseback

iron_guantlet
12-06-2005, 07:18 PM
saw this once on a bumper

'Instead of world peace,visualize using your turn signal' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

dugong
12-06-2005, 08:58 PM
Jesus Saves . . . Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he scores!

BurningBeard
12-06-2005, 10:57 PM
Earth First! We'll log the other planets later.

Beard

pielkop
12-06-2005, 11:12 PM
i saw this one the other day

Frodo failed Bush has the ring

Freelancer-1
12-06-2005, 11:12 PM
On the back of a t-shirt worn by a really big muscle man:

That's 'MISTER' f@ggot to you, pal!

CornbreadPattie
12-06-2005, 11:52 PM
my favorites are still:

"F@ck the border!"
"Littering Kicks @ss"

fordfan25
12-07-2005, 12:22 AM
honk id parts fall off.

Capt.LoneRanger
12-07-2005, 01:31 AM
Another cool sticker I saw a few weeks ago:

"Please don't wash - testcar"

1.JaVA_Hornet
12-07-2005, 01:42 AM
I hate bumperstickers there is again
one in front of me!!

That is on the behind of my car.

WTE_Ibis
12-07-2005, 03:02 AM
Save our wildlife eat a feral *****

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-07-2005, 03:12 AM
'My other sticker is funny'

MEGILE
12-07-2005, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
Save our wildlife eat a feral *****

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Woof603
12-07-2005, 07:17 AM
On the front of a woman's T shirt:

"Please Do Not Touch The Knobs, I Am Already Well Adjusted."

fordfan25
12-07-2005, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
Save our wildlife eat a feral *****

can we say that in hear? o man some of you guys are going to hear that word from me alot. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

56th BMAC
12-07-2005, 11:11 AM
"My kid beat up your Honor Roll student"

"If God is your co-pilot, move over!"

"How's my driving? 1-800-Eat-$h1t"

Those are just a few that pop to mind....

fighter_966
12-07-2005, 03:17 PM
I liked this :I am not as bad as you think..
I am worse at the bumper of a car

woofiedog
12-07-2005, 03:37 PM
Keep Honking... While I Reload!

arcadeace
12-07-2005, 03:43 PM
Be natural, stop hugging trees

I http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif Big Brother

Ban guns and increase prayer (given the political climate in the US this made me laugh, I saw it in Beaverton, Oregon)

Copperhead310th
12-07-2005, 09:14 PM
i drive a truck for a living so God help me i've seen them all. but the 3 that come to mind.......

"No officer i'm not speeding.....
I'm QUALIFYING!"

"Bad cop! no doughnut!"

and this one was on the back of a trck i saw at a local wal-mat. There's an organazation called D.A.R.E. ( Drug Abuse Resistance Education)
"D.A.R.E.: To help keep kids off drugs"
Which is thier slogan.....
but this guy had thier emblem on his back
truck window with the text:
"D.A.R.E: To keep Cops off doughnuts"

that last one killed me. lmfao.

Oh and 1 more....

Keep honking @sshole!
the trunk is full &
i'm running out of places
to hide the Bodies.

& on the back of my company truck:
Air Horn Broken....Watch for Finger.