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SnapdLikeAMutha
03-01-2006, 07:01 AM
It's so simple!

Just take the flight model of one of these:

http://www.linkandpinhobbies.com/graphics/Ksw_tie.jpg

and combine it with the damage model of one of these:
http://www.ball-wonk.com/archives/Gray-Battleship.jpg

and the delightfully mercurial yet entirely ineffectual inflammability of these:

http://www.magicity.com/images/magic_relighting_candles.jpg

Et voila!!!

Seriously, if these things ever become flyable, the way they are at the moment, I'm going to cry.

Krizz1972
03-01-2006, 07:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/chris921/RoflMao1.jpg

msalama
03-01-2006, 07:57 AM
Chairman RoflMao... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

MercilessFatBoy
03-01-2006, 04:34 PM
i tough they considered the Geroge a tough little plane..... and wiht alot of firepower.... but yet again they say P51 is a tiger killer so...

Unknown-Pilot
03-01-2006, 04:40 PM
Snapd - OT, but is your sig a Manowar song? I can't place it, but it does sound like it could be some of their lyrics.

ElAurens
03-01-2006, 08:50 PM
Sounds like someone got owned by an AI....

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

lairdperkins
03-02-2006, 01:46 AM
Ah, the magic of Google Image search~

stansdds
03-02-2006, 04:29 AM
Glad to see some have a sense of humor!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

SnapdLikeAMutha
03-02-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Unknown-Pilot:
Snapd - OT, but is your sig a Manowar song? I can't place it, but it does sound like it could be some of their lyrics.

It's 'Deadly Sinners' by 3 Inches of Blood http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

SnapdLikeAMutha
03-02-2006, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by ElAurens:
Sounds like someone got owned by an AI....

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Didn't get owned, just expressing the frustration I feel at pumping shells into a George for what seems like an eternity, until it finally gets bored and performs a Cobra followed by a vertical dive at Mach 7 before pulling about 900G into a zoom climb that takes it roughly into the region of Alpha Centurai

actionhank1786
03-02-2006, 02:35 PM
I made 4 of 'em my ***** with a flight of 2 P-47's.
I then landed next to the wreckage, stepped out and placed my foot on the chest of the fallen aviator, and claimed this chest for the US.
I stuck a flag in the ground, yelled Owned, and that's how the US came to own small 5x5 sections of land in Japan.

Scrapper_511
03-02-2006, 04:03 PM
Didn't get owned, just expressing the frustration I feel at pumping shells into a George for what seems like an eternity, until it finally gets bored and performs a Cobra followed by a vertical dive at Mach 7 before pulling about 900G into a zoom climb that takes it roughly into the region of Alpha Centurai
LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

lairdperkins
03-02-2006, 06:07 PM
By inflammable do you mean easily inflamed, or not flammable? =P

Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I can't figure that word out... I feel sorry for the Russian and Japanese speakers in the forums...

VFA-25_Peckens
03-02-2006, 08:48 PM
ill have to give it a swirl

-HH-Dubbo
03-02-2006, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by lairdperkins:
By inflammable do you mean easily inflamed, or not flammable? =P

Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I can't figure that word out... I feel sorry for the Russian and Japanese speakers in the forums...

I don't know what he means but, "flammable" and "Inflammable" mean the same thing i.e. easily-set-fire-to. I read somewhere that the confusion caused by the prefix "in" has brought about the cessation of using the word on warning labels.

SnapdLikeAMutha
03-03-2006, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by -HH-Dubbo:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by lairdperkins:
By inflammable do you mean easily inflamed, or not flammable? =P

Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I can't figure that word out... I feel sorry for the Russian and Japanese speakers in the forums...

I don't know what he means but, "flammable" and "Inflammable" mean the same thing i.e. easily-set-fire-to. I read somewhere that the confusion caused by the prefix "in" has brought about the cessation of using the word on warning labels. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually what I should have said is that they aer the exact polar opposite of the relighting candles, as you set fire to them, yet seconds later they self-extinguish and continue their mind boggling antics with not a care in the world! So you shoot them again, and yet again they burst into flames, and yet again the second you turn your back they stop burning! I swear the sneaky little bastards are actually laughing at me when they do this!

DaimonSyrius
03-03-2006, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by lairdperkins:
By inflammable do you mean easily inflamed, or not flammable? =P

Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I can't figure that word out... I feel sorry for the Russian and Japanese speakers in the forums...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif
Flammable (http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/flammable.html) / Nonflammable (http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/nonflammable.html) are more sensible alternates for the antonyms.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Cheers,
S.

P.S.: Non-first-language English speaker here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

CombatAce_MK2
03-03-2006, 11:47 PM
"Shattered Sword"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/mk2/upload_shattered_sword.jpg

MercilessFatBoy
03-04-2006, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by CombatAce_MK2:
"Shattered Sword"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/mk2/upload_shattered_sword.jpg

this is obiously a fake screen shot... there is no way some one can shoot a Shiden kai down

SnapdLikeAMutha
03-04-2006, 11:00 AM
It hasn't been shot down, that's the thing. It's just on fire, and the pilot has stopped his engine. It's a cunning trick. As soon as the F6 pilot turns his back the George will be magically in full working order, on his tail, and shooting him to pieces with its death rays http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

CombatAce_MK2
03-04-2006, 02:52 PM
Hey you guys like the screenshot? I was exprimenting with making it look like an actual painted print using basic lighting, speckle and texture stuff in Photohsop elements 4.0