View Full Version : Hear Ye, Hear Ye. This Be-ith For Poets...eth

06-29-2007, 04:54 AM
i think ive posted enough 2 learn a few things. so this post is 2 learn who here is a real assassins creed fan. yup, its a poetry competition. just interested in how many shake-spears( http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.giflol)we have in this forum.(no this isnt 2 compete with the fan-art topic...ok...maybe it is...).
so here are the rules:
1.the poem can be about AC, ur nik, or ur sig(the last 2 just 2 give more options)
2.yup, ur allowed 2 mix the topics 2gether if u can.
3.the poem can be as long as u want, just try not 2 make it 2 long.
4.dont just read other ppls poems, comment on them!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
5.preferably, the poem should rhyme...(moqqy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif)

im planning on posting mine shortly.

06-29-2007, 04:56 AM
hello hello
bells bells
polls polls

thank you thank you

assassins creed assasssinsss creed

06-29-2007, 05:02 AM
ummmmm... not bad...i think...
wow theres stiff competion here!!!
fine ill post mine now...

moonlight gleaming on crescent blade,
blood red eyes stalking from beneath the shade,
the red rose of death has lost its petals,
a deadly scythe of gleaming metal,
ur chances of survival r slim,
greetings to the scythe of grim.

coool!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif im a poet and i dont know it!!

06-29-2007, 05:20 AM
Altaïr stab guard
blood death
blood death
Guard stab Altaïr

06-29-2007, 05:21 AM
we have some very talented ppl in this forum http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

06-29-2007, 05:34 AM
You clearly are no connaissant.

06-29-2007, 05:38 AM

06-29-2007, 06:21 AM
ooh altair ooh altair
where are tu altair


06-29-2007, 07:03 AM
maaaaan...no offense,but...u just didi wat i thought was impossible...u made altair sound like a wuss by putting him in a shakespearean play...

im worried about the ppl posting here... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

06-29-2007, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by Lhorkan:
Altaïr stab guard
blood death
blood death
Guard stab Altaïr

hahahha nice one

06-29-2007, 07:39 AM
Altair, with agility un-abounding.
Crushes his enemies fiercely,
and flees the guards' pounding.

He sprints, climbs, and vaults with ease.
With no match, in speed, in all the land
he comes and goes with the breeze.

If you do not believe me, I assure you its true.
He will hunt you down and feed you some poo.

06-29-2007, 07:43 AM
feed you some poo...

interesting lettering i have 2 hand u that...

SEE PPL!!! at least some1 besides me is serious... i think...maybe ur normal and we're weird... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

06-29-2007, 07:57 AM
I am a poet and YOU didn't know it.

06-29-2007, 07:58 AM
ur a pain
ur driving me insane http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

06-29-2007, 08:00 AM
Why are you mad at me,
is it because I'm a better poet than thee?

06-29-2007, 08:04 AM
me r not mad
me r just bad http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

u can try but ull never succeed.
i dont even have 2 try 2 best u. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
yup, i can be as arrogant as u.

06-29-2007, 08:07 AM
Dude, that poem sucks. It is almost as good as Hitler.

I have already crushed you, yes indeed.
Much like Altair does guards in Assassin's Creed.
Now if you excuse me, I will take the lead.
And leave you shattered corpse behind to bleed.

06-29-2007, 08:14 AM
ur pathetic mind can keep on bragging
i really dont care about ur little dillusions
ur brain from stupidity can keep on sagging
and now i disappear like grim's illusion

the last 3 lines wernrt part of the poem smarty and neither is this.

06-29-2007, 08:21 AM
the last 3 lines wernrt part of the poem smarty and neither is this.

I know, the first part sucked even harder. Constructive criticism: it is delusions and you should've made illusion plural or changed it to another word. Just my two cents.

Mentally, I have no equals.
My poems are so dank,
that they have no sequels.
By my keyboard you shall know my wrath,
I possess the power that god doth hath.

06-29-2007, 08:26 AM
truly pathetic, walk away u dweeby nerd
go and walk with the rest of the herd
in my eyes u r not but a lamb
ur only a pathetic little sham
u r nothing compared 2 my uncomparable know-how
into the truck and off 2 the butchers we go now!

06-29-2007, 08:56 AM
That might have been a decent attempt,
if you had chosen to employ language proper.
You rhyme scheme is weak and unkempt,
I am the lord and you are the pauper.

You keep over-using the word pathetic,
is this because you are verbally apathetic.
My style is merely prophetic,
I mercilessly leave you apoplectic.

06-29-2007, 09:07 AM
All right, It was said I shouldn't just read - but comment too. Well, HeresToAtomBomb, you write things perfectly - good words, good rhymes and so on (everything needed in a poem).
But, ScytheOfGrim, try to vary your use of words. And please, stop writing "2", "u" and "r" instead of just writing "to", "you" and "are".
<span class="ev_code_GREEN">EDIT: And yeah, stop using "4" instead of just writing "for". Thanks. And no worries, ScytheOfGrim http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </span>

Well, those are my comments.
<span class="ev_code_GREY">(I must say it's really nice to read in this topic, it's like a poem-fight. Keep it up!)</span>

06-29-2007, 09:09 AM
the past tense of the word is "groaned"
the same sound u made after u were owned
by this little pauper with an IQ
so large that it exceeds ur view

if it were up 2 me 2 decide
of the 2 of us who should abide
the laws that r set by the other
it is u my little kid brother

ur tongue hisses like a snake
u need an awful violent shake
2 wake u from ur dream
that u r the supreme

now i tell u loud and clear
out here 4 all to hear
try again when ur sober
4 u, it is game over

sry altair but im kinda in a rush this time. ill change next time.(if he replies http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif)

06-29-2007, 09:19 AM
Your weak rhyme scheme is as foolish as ever,
Work on your diction, make it more clever.
Listen to Altair, he posesses understanding,
you're verbal defense has been nonwithstanding.

My lyrical might makes yours sound trite,
I will cut you down in the ensuing fight.
You are fifteen years old, so young, so foolish,
I don't even think you're all that cool-ish.

I am eagerly waiting your asinine response,
all the more ammo to prove you're a ponce.
When forensics finds the bullets in your body,
the police will discover I used a verbal shotty

06-29-2007, 09:36 AM
The shadows are neglected,
Useless in this invisible war.
My shadow is the Mind.

Such evil!
They call themselves nobles,
But nobility is long dead.
This path is that of Greed,
The path they've chosen,
One and All.

Such Blood!
Pure and clean,
The streets are flooded
With the life of the innocent.

Yet there is hope.
Hope for the pure,
Those with a heart that yet beats.
But before Hope can reign,
Blood must be shed.

Not my proudest poem ever. But it's better than it could've been, and it was all ad-libbing. Gimme twenty-seven hours and I'll post a good'un.

06-29-2007, 09:59 AM
aaah, mr.bombshell again you attack pearl harbor
yet another scathe in your ego-like armor
you to me are nothing more than a mere pest
i raise my foot and stomp on you with zest

so arrogant you think so highly of your petty IQ
but in reality, it is not but the size of my shoe
feel the pain that you made others suffer
compared to your insults mine are much rougher

it is with glee that i sit upon my little chair
and waiting for your reply at the screen i stare
prepared to laugh my little teenage head off
and now i believe it is your turn to scoff

06-29-2007, 11:13 AM
As a matter of fact, I am twenty two years old.
To make a judgment so off base is very bold.
Your insults are futile and are lacking in sense
as a result you will be forced to recompense.

Every word you type is mired with self-hype,
how can you have confidence in such tripe?
My lexicon is staggering while yours is decrepit, you've lost this battle it is time you accept it.

06-29-2007, 11:40 AM
i dared to enter the dragons den
only to find a duckling then
i was still wary nevertheless
defeating you in a game of chess

as foolish and ignorant as your efforts were
i kept my head high and challenged the cur
outlandish claims spouted from his throat
but i wrestled him down like an old goat

he tried and tried as hard as he could
but defeat in battle me he never would
a tongue for a tongue but theres not much to say
besides well done, nice try,and most of all, touché

06-29-2007, 11:57 AM
You delude yourself with illusions of grandeur,
in reality you do nothing but pander,
bad ideas to make others think you're grander.

Your poetry is as weak as your mind,
you are perpetually finding yourself in an intellectual bind. With inane comments and annoyance as proof, you are truly nothing more than a goof. Dragons do not exist, I am confused as to what you're saying. You live in a fantasy world, is what you're conveying?

I am afraid that your time is near,
you cannot compete with those whom you fear.
Next time, pick a fight with another,
and try avoiding running home to your mother.

06-29-2007, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by HeresToAtomBomb:
Dude, that poem sucks. It is almost as good as Hitler. Hahahaa! Brilliant analogy! Literally had me laughing.

Not that I agree. My passionate hatred of poetry would lead me to be biased against any poem I'm put up against.

06-29-2007, 12:40 PM
What the hell is up with a shakespear Altair forum.... you must be extremely bored.

anyways heres my poem(im also bored)

Altair will kill you
justwait and see
as soon as he finds u

i lost ideas at the end

06-29-2007, 12:42 PM
It took me thirty seconds to write any of my previous posts. With that in mind, Silencer, you can do better. Put some thought into it. I promise it wont hurt!

06-29-2007, 12:46 PM
ok i came up wit a new 1

You cant see him
so u cant suspect him
he blends with the croud
and within minutes
he flees and u fall

was that any better?

06-29-2007, 12:58 PM
Just for the record, you people are aware that poems don't need to rhyme, right? I mean, what's the use? No one's as good as Dr. Seuss

06-29-2007, 12:59 PM
To me, all of this is news.
Surely this must be a ruse.

- Yeah it was better, silencer.

06-29-2007, 01:01 PM
soo how was my poem guys and girls?

06-30-2007, 01:37 AM
bombshell it has been long since i replied
from laughter at your mock poem i could've died
you try and try but still you dont get it
you can not compare to me, not one single bit

yes we are all bored mr.silencer
so do as i and insult another
no i wont go crying to mother
to tell the truth your such a bother

so low you stoop to insult my rhymes
better watch it or ill knock your head
seven years apart, i wonder sometimes
how can you live while your heart is dead

now i have enjoyed this little chat
yet another homerun with my trusty bat
from me insults have spewed and gushed
and now i admit, you're socially flushed

with that we are even, or so i believe
we have hijacked this thread, now quiet!
do not lie, do not try to decieve
otherwise again we shall start a riot

06-30-2007, 05:13 AM
HeresToAtomBomb, your rhymes are divine,
Scythe Doesn't know what he's talking about,
But give him time,
He Doesn't understand you,
But soon we all will see,
How annoyed he gets,
Over a little message from me.

Now please, Can we get back on topic? And silencer, those poems are great, keep it up!

On Topic;

The Holy war is here, but do not fear,
There is a hero, he will make things clear,
With a flash of silver,
and a rustle of his cloak,
He'll be there just in time,
To hear the warlords' final croak.

With a flick of the wrist,
And a stroke of the blade,
All will fall before him,
He's an assassin by trade.

The hero's name is Altair,
And like an eagle he'll soar,
Down he will strike from the shadows,
And leave the world in awe.

To end the war is his aim,
Assassinating is his game!
He is there only to fight evil,
He does not need any fame!

( abit long I know, But I seem to have verbal diorrhea (spelling?) today.

06-30-2007, 06:49 AM
meet the scythe dear clonage
for it shall take apart your...bone-age??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
as annoying as you are you speak the truth
you do annoy me and fill me with ruth

back to topic once again
my scythe shall end all, then
as the moon rises and the sun sets
i take from the people their petty debts

lives of the innocent i care not
lives of those that smoke pot
lives of rebels, lives of heroes
in the end, you are all zeroes

the poem was kinda long but really good. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
definitley worth the time.(clonage)

whoever complains is obviously a dummy-dumb-dumb. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

06-30-2007, 07:04 AM
YAY!!!! im so Proud i can Write a poem about a videogame. im amazing!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif BOW TO ME!!!!!

06-30-2007, 07:10 AM

06-30-2007, 12:39 PM
There lay the blood covered blade,
with the killer stalking in the shade.
In the night and in the day,
He will kill you and there u will lay.
Forever hoping that this mennace is stopped,
And hope that not one more drop of blood is dropped.
Unfortunately for the rest,
He is the best.
He will be their end,
there will be no time to fend.
Now i bid u ado,
and to who says something bad to this poem,
I pity tha foo!

06-30-2007, 12:40 PM
The battle of words between Scythe and Bomb i do adore,
It reminds me of poets who are acting like they're fourhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

06-30-2007, 01:01 PM
HEHE http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif lol

06-30-2007, 01:29 PM
When clonage and I deftly wield our rhymes,
we have dealt with primitive minds- myriad times.
Criticizing our immortal technique is futile,
you shall be hence proven to be lyrically feudal.

Scythe is whom I am speaking, what is he a fetus?
With fifteen years he cannot hope to beat us.
I'll pull you way out of your regular state, increase your metabolism to a post-cellular rate
and as you break yourself down internally, I write down thoughts that will remain eternally.
Paragraphs that will last through the mega blast
Chemical warfare and even the aftermath.
Enduring radiation as well as the fallout.
And out of the darkness, my voice shall call out
reviving souls from both north to the south poles.


06-30-2007, 02:51 PM
Our Immortal Technique eh? sounds familiar.

In order To restore the balance,
All my mind has to do is dance,
With the rhymes I think up in a second,
I can beat your life's work with just a beckon,

The feasting souls are a force with which to reckon,
With them At my side I'll unleash The leathal Weapon,
One by one, each has it's time,
All will be destoyed By my literate mind,
You cannot hope to beat me,
Get back into the womb,
I am your father, and say GO TO YOUR ROOM!

And here's one about altair; http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Here Comes The assassin,
Do they hear him creep?
Indeed you they do not,
The enemy is asleep.

With gentle footsteps,
Blade in hand,
Altair approaches,
A shadow cast upon the sand.

At the foot of the bed,
one last prayer,
Down altair bounds,
Through the air.

He hits his target,
With no satisfaction,
Killing to him is not a moving action.

The heart starts to bleed,
It is time to escape,
Up accross the rooftops,
Smooth as a snake.

No one saw him coming,
No one saw him go,
Beware of the assassin,
You may be the next to go.

Lol I find it hard to write a poem with out letting it drag on for a while. Sorry It's so long.

06-30-2007, 03:32 PM
Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise

Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free

thats totally not copyrighted http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

06-30-2007, 04:11 PM
ok ive avoided this tpic until now, just the title was enough to rasie an eye brow and skip past but hey im bored

ive gotta say this poetic flame war is as funny as it is rediculous

*keep going sythe i recon you got him on the ropes*

06-30-2007, 04:14 PM
It is the sheer rediculousness (is that a word? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif) That attracted me to post,Take a look around and tell me if you see me post in any serious topic. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altair is coming,
Slash slash slash,
You know why he's here,
To kick your... ash?

06-30-2007, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by noobfun:
ok ive avoided this tpic until now, just the title was enough to rasie an eye brow and skip past but hey im bored

ive gotta say this poetic flame war is as funny as it is rediculous

*keep going sythe i recon you got him on the ropes*

hahha, they have nice time flaming each other, and hey they cant get a ban its just a poem and surely they dont REALLY mean it.. yeah....?

06-30-2007, 04:16 PM
Ok, next time I flame, I'll do it in the form of saying how altair will come and set him on fire. Kay? And at least I am contributing to the actual purpose of the forum eh?

06-30-2007, 04:59 PM
lmao its more like a rap battle between Scythe and Atom than a poem contest http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif and theyre both pretty d*** good at it

06-30-2007, 05:19 PM
Aight, i would join ur little battle of words,
but i aint sure if i can handle being in yo worlds!
You two are crazy insane,
You two might come with alot of fame(Shut up, it works when u say ithttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)
But as this is only a forum,
You're just surpassing ur boredom.
It may have been fun, battling against you two,
but right now, is time to bid u ado!

06-30-2007, 05:24 PM
I wrote one once, it was called "The Raven", have you all ever heard of it?

07-01-2007, 05:31 AM
dare you throw ridicule at one
that can truly be bested by none?
laugh as you wish and have your fun
but with my scythe, you shall be done!

clonage it is you that i aim for
be prepared to witness the gore
i shall give you no quarter ,nor
shall my scythe, that which i adore

get along we shall not, for i see
a hazardous future for none but thee
you shall be punished for all eternity
when i crush you in my killing spree

now that you've heard my reply
and paid with the ego of thy
i have decided that it shant be nigh
the gruesome day in which you die

in relation:

noobfun understood me? i find it so funny!
challenged mentally he may be like me
or yet another annoying teen!
just like me is what i mean! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

clonage please go ahead
and burn altair dead
it will be amusing
to watch him losing

chlosser you have declared war!
its gonna get loud so close your door!
"bid me ado!" is that what say you?
how woeful it is to say your time is due

i apologize good sir chewie
but the name makes me spewy
i grabbed my chair with excitement to hear...
the name of a poem that struck me with fear!

lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif terribly long i know...but i have to reply to all!! and chewie...im innterested in reading your poem, seriously. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

07-01-2007, 07:41 AM
oh yeah, Chewie, i wrote one called the raven too!

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

That's the beginning, sound familiar? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

07-01-2007, 08:24 AM
Ah so Scythe u want to battle,
just promise me you wont him me with ur scythe shaped rattle!

Ah but this would seem fun,
but if i started this alone it would fast before i was done.

So unless u want to join me,
Ill ask around and then we'll see!

Once again it was nice talking to you,
and now is the time, to bid u ado!

07-01-2007, 08:34 AM
He said Altair will burn! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Your not worth any more of my time,
This be then end of my rhyme, you slime.

In the shadows,an assassin lurks,
His name is Altair.
Hide if you want to!
Your efforts are in vain!
Once you are dead you will never hide again.

Yeah I know, I suck.

07-01-2007, 08:52 AM
a misunderstanding from my side is what happened
i did not know what you meant when i replied
i show my face in shame for i insulted altair and
now i regret that i didnt contemplate suicide

dear chlosser only innocent pokes
at you i did with simple jokes
an asset you will certainely be
on my next joyful killing spree

now please everyone let my scythe rest
for today it has had enough zest
but i do not mind breaking down those
that challenge me and my lovely red rose

now i leave with one last message from me
let it be etched on my tomb the letters R.I.P.

sorry clonage, i really didnt understand what you were saying, nor did i understand what i ws saying...HOW CAN ALTAIR BURN??????????????? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
and chlosser, well at least you admit, and for that, i shall be there if you ever need me!
ll \
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif i sound heroic!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif dont qoute me on that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

07-01-2007, 09:03 AM
Altair Altair

How long is your hair?

Altair Altair

You look like one big a$$ unhappy bear.

07-01-2007, 10:47 AM
it buys us for the pure reason that it doesnt make sense. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

but nice nonetheless.
how about taking your time and coming up with better rhymes??that might help you win some dimes in your simple lines.(this isnt a poem. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif im talking to altairthestlker...BTW)

(notice how the words are like liquid, soothing you through http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

07-01-2007, 12:46 PM
Screw You Screw You

You big flippin fool.

Screw You Screw You

Dont make me take you back to school.

(notice how school rhymes with fool, yea, thats how ya get paid. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif )

07-01-2007, 04:16 PM
Ahhhh here it is another time,
people trying to compete with rhyme.

This is silly but amusing,
but it looks like Atombomb is defusing.

And scythe i give you my thanks,
and if u need my help you got the power of my...tanks?http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

But once again its time to bid u all ado,
And from the great Mr.T, I PITY DAH FOO!

07-01-2007, 10:24 PM
Haha, yeah right. I've just decided to restrain my muse as it has already been proven through myriad poems that I dominate.

07-01-2007, 11:48 PM
You dominate nothing, when my knife gets next to your throat you get scared,why say you dominate, when your about to get dominated?

07-02-2007, 12:21 AM
HeresToAtomBomb you are awesome *no sarcasam*
Grim do you actually think your the Grim Reaper/or want to be him and your 15? plz

also i contributed to the poem "The Raven" Came up with the repetition..."Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'"

*offtopic* Are the assassinations going to be cutscenes?

07-02-2007, 05:17 AM
the darkness is normally a friend of mine
but now i shall send fear down his spine
fo being unable, uncapable and inept
in reading the very first concept

i try not to go too far out
when i myself wrote the rules about
the fact that you can make a poem
about your nik you thick phloem

like a lumberjack wielding a scythe
the darkness i do make kythe
as inadequate as you may seem
from stupidity(yours) i cant help but beam

i shall burn you down you deficient tree
and laugh at you with pure mockery
kneel down now you foolish naive
and kiss my foot you insensate slave http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

07-02-2007, 06:57 AM
Your rhymes should be crimes, especially when i spit these lines, i get keys to push, give coke to snort, and now that ive been busted with weed on this cruise im finna hop over board.

07-02-2007, 07:15 AM

im lost... are you insulting me????????

please say yes and gimme something to do http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

07-02-2007, 08:03 AM
Ok trick, whatever, you should quit rhyming cause ya waisting my time and yours, for the sake of our lord just /yourself.

07-02-2007, 08:38 AM
THAT DOESNT EVE RHYME!!!!http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

07-02-2007, 11:46 AM
You couldn't spell well enough to save a dogs life.

07-02-2007, 11:48 AM
weird...what does spelling have to do with a dog's life?

dude you're really in your own wrld <--im with chlosser http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

theres no rhyme here to help you understand. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

lol!!!not like you spelt your nik right!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

i dont care if the proper one was taken, you suck!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

07-02-2007, 03:59 PM

He got chu there, talkin all this **** bout not spellin correctly, but here you are with the wrong way to spell your nik!


07-03-2007, 03:07 AM
WTF is this nik you dumb@$$es are talking about.

07-03-2007, 04:14 AM
its your name...duh! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

nik= nikname...duh! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

is that really hard to understand???

and if you dont know what your name is...then im really not surprised...duh! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

07-03-2007, 09:09 AM
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Im not sure he understands

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

07-03-2007, 09:10 AM
hes probably looking it up on wiki http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

07-03-2007, 09:10 AM
Yeah, probably! Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

07-03-2007, 09:11 AM

07-03-2007, 09:30 AM
Wow man, we've liked be into sooo many of these forums talking about nuttin atall, lol!

07-03-2007, 09:41 AM
yeah i know!!!
BTW havent replied cuz i went to pray, am a muslim after all! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif im just like altair http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

07-03-2007, 11:56 AM
I know this is a little... well... very odd but I found it amusing... but also kinda weird.

There altair was laying in bed,
then along came a man who gave him head.
There in the bed they did lay,
this is so weird...altairs gay!?
Where did altair go now? There he is.
whats that on his mouth it looks like ***.

07-03-2007, 12:18 PM
Lol that was funny, I must say.
But what shall we do with Altair being gay?
I have an idea it is kinda fun.
Boom boom bullets out of the gun.

07-03-2007, 09:05 PM

07-04-2007, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:

cheeky lil sod http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

im gonna send kew a one way ticket to the middle east, a pen, a feather and your name and address (soon as i can talk fable in to giving it and video taping the entire eye stabby incident)

maybe there will be a code to unlock altairs other costume's

tight leather shorts and a pink vest top
or any of the village people costumes

now that would be funny(especially if they added a special cut scene where he does YMCA then stabs the target in the back of the head

*note i could have said a lower part of anatomy but its E rated so resist the urge people!!

07-04-2007, 04:22 AM
i aint cheeky!!!!!!!!!!!!

besides its true...you lot are warped... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

loook at your effect on kew...

07-05-2007, 10:47 AM

And yes, poor Kew, that poor guy, he didnt stand a chance, now all he can think of is eye pokey!http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

07-05-2007, 06:51 PM

07-29-2007, 06:33 AM
My Poem(don't expect any thing good or even mildley entertaining)

he climbs and jumps throw a throne of deseption
training and gaining a bit of recollection
time is of the essense and the essense is short time to take him out time to take a shot
he fly's like a falcon he dives with great valure
now is your chance now is your hour
he stands infront of me waiting seconds only three
looking with his eyes straight at me asking:
"do you fear me?"
i had stuterd saying no
and he mutterd: "i dont think so"
he had the skill he had the right he charged at me, sudden blurry sight...
i find my self in the hands that killd many
but my death pradicted and my death ready
he looked at me with glazing eyes...
i thought i died i, thought, i, died...

that was one poem

jump, kill! jump, kill! in time this will become my only will
i look beyonde that time he took her i look beyond that time i knew her
she did not leave fath had taken her away
i really tried i really did i thought she'd be OK
we fought like mad dogs gray and crazy
we fought with blood and sights all hazy
we took a plunge to death and glory but more then that is only the begining of my story
the name is altair and i lost my love my wife my pritty my ever lasting dove with no time to spare i wen't to find her tring to save her from dear disaster i was to late with cwarele sivling's hate i found him above her with her last breath hell broke loose with a fight to the death my dear old brother died at the end and there as we put it in his easy darn end.

right... an explanation i took what i knew and took some stuff and made up for what might happen so i hope you like it iam sure you diden't read all that and if you did
my condulences you'r parrot just died from mell norechment(under feeding)

...yeah... that was a joke Never Mind

07-29-2007, 10:28 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif never expected you would seriously post here...

as agile as a cat
quietly he sat
upon the building crevice
prepared to do his service

he made his way down in the dark of night
wishing to end it quickly, without a fight
he glided down the rooftops like an eagle
there lay his prey, looking quite feeble

he made up his mind and slipped through the window
but thoughts of she that he was about to make a widow
portrayed themselves in his treacherous mind
the words to express, he would never find

in his split-second of regret
he realized it was time to fret
upon him came the woman with pot in hand
the man was a coward, that he could understand

not knowing whether to attack or to run
she pulled from her pocket a double-barrelled gun
he stood no chance as he stared down the holes
off came his head, he had achieved none of his goals

and all of this our hero altair watched from a rooftop
one less target from his list that he had to chop...

might be a bit confusing...but it makes sense...