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comanderFritz
12-16-2006, 04:04 PM
The World. All you need to know
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geezerjo09
12-16-2006, 04:16 PM
If only America was off in the pacific, smaller than the countries smaller than Hooterville. That way we wouldn't even know what they were doing or thinking ...

Kaleun1961
12-16-2006, 04:22 PM
And why is California not a part of America on this map? Is it because you have ceded it to the illegal immigrants, er, I mean, guest workers from Mexico? A few other errors as well: Canada should be labelled as long time best friends and the moose and hockey labels are backwards. Our prairie provinces only have moose in the zoos, although they do have plenty of hockey players, due to their winter weather.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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comanderFritz
12-16-2006, 05:22 PM
i didnt make the map dont ask me. just thought it was overall funny

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GoldenEagle8
12-16-2006, 05:26 PM
Hey thats the new map in the high schools.
by order of dubya http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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klcarroll
12-16-2006, 06:00 PM
Thanks Geezerjo09; ....It's nice to feel loved!

.....And I find it totally realistic that California is not shown as part of the U.S.: .....As anyone who's been there knows, it is actually part of another planet.

Kaleun1961
12-16-2006, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by klcarroll:
Thanks Geezerjo09; ....It's nice to feel loved!

.....And I find it totally realistic that California is not shown as part of the U.S.: .....As anyone who's been there knows, it is actually part of another planet.

Good one! We have a west coast province in Canada that is pretty much the same, called British Columbia, or unofficially as British California. Loads of tree huggers, pinkos and assorted weirdos living there. And a hospitable climate which attracts them there in the first place.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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klcarroll
12-16-2006, 06:08 PM
Yeah, ....I've spent a fair amount of time in the Prairie Provinces, (in conjunction with my job) but I've never made it to B.C.

I've heard the rumors though...............

comanderFritz
12-16-2006, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Kaleun1961:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by klcarroll:
Thanks Geezerjo09; ....It's nice to feel loved!

.....And I find it totally realistic that California is not shown as part of the U.S.: .....As anyone who's been there knows, it is actually part of another planet.

Good one! We have a west coast province in Canada that is pretty much the same, called British Columbia, or unofficially as British California. Loads of tree huggers, pinkos and assorted weirdos living there. And a hospitable climate which attracts them there in the first place. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

sounds just like california!


lets hope tuddley doesnt find this thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

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geezerjo09
12-16-2006, 11:58 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by klcarroll:
Thanks Geezerjo09; ....It's nice to feel loved!

QUOTE]


Let me ask you this.

What would you answer to a German who was saying the same thing your saying 65 years ago?

"It's nice to feel loved...."

HEIL BUSH!!!!!!!!

The first democratic dictator!!!!

baggygreen
12-17-2006, 01:10 AM
geezer mate, dont go there, please - for all our sanities!

its been tried, its failed miserably. political debates dont work on the forums mate, and thats pure fodder.

On topic, i've gotta find a video of CNNNN, they interview a few americans regarding the next target in the war on terror - very amusing stuff, you guys needa improve your world geography classes!!!!!

klcarroll
12-17-2006, 08:04 AM
Well Geezer, ...I'm not going to even try to comment on current politics, as that sort of debate has a tendency to get totally mindless in a big hurry.

I will, however, (in an effort to make you feel better) share some insights on the U.S. that I have collected over the past 50+ years:

The U.S. in made up of a varied mix of people and cultures, which results in an incredible diversity of opinions and viewpoints. Very seldom will any one administration's policies reflect what might be called a "Majority Consensus of Opinion". (If such a thing were even possible!) We deal with this issue by holding a circus called "General Elections" every four years, and make it a policy to never allow any one Chief Executive to hold office for more than two terms. We do this to eliminate at least the more egregious abuses of power. (Consequently, your "Hitler" reference is not entirely relevant.)

I approach the whole issue with the attitude of "Politicians are Politicians, no matter where you live"; ....The U.S., The U.K., Germany, where ever! Personally, I don't trust any of them any farther than I can spit a rat.

.......But they are all we have to work with, and combined with 300 million diverse people and their opinions, ......you get what the world has come to know as the United States of America.

The only thing I have trouble understanding is why so many people elsewhere in the world are surprised by this organized confusion: ........After all, the World in general is made up of incredibly diverse people, with incompatible opinions and viewpoints, ...all being managed by self-serving politicians!

What is the U.S. doing that is so different?

Celeon999
12-17-2006, 08:20 AM
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Send that map to these guys here .

They need it badly ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

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klcarroll
12-17-2006, 08:34 AM
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Now THAT'S funny!

(One of the groups that make up U.S. diversity is "Clueless People".)

Celeon999
12-17-2006, 08:44 AM
Well its no big deal when you dont know where exactly Saudi Arabia or Madagascar is.

But at least you should know the continent in which you have to look for it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Nobody of them recognizes that this map has the wrong names on it.

They just look for the name and think Australia is Iraq.

They've propably never looked on a map in their lives. Thats alarming ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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klcarroll
12-17-2006, 09:20 AM
Well, .....to inject a note of reality, you have to acknowledge the true intent of that video clip: ......CNN (or whoever the authors originally were) set out right from the start to make a humorous piece: .......Any intelligent answers to their questions would have ended up on the cutting room floor.

Messervy
12-17-2006, 09:59 AM
True, but one can`t help not to think of that famous Winstons conclusion:

(It goes something like this)
"The greatest argument against democracy is a five minute chat with an average voter".

I must admit I`m slightly uneasy about the fact that they vote in a country of such military might. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Celeon999
12-17-2006, 10:10 AM
I must admit I`m slightly uneasy about the fact that they vote in a country of such military might.


Especially when you think that you live in Teheran right Messervy ?

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And according to CNN im living in Baghdad http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


Together we will smash the infidel americans ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

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dsheerin
12-17-2006, 10:29 AM
Well, .....to inject a note of reality, you have to acknowledge the true intent of that video clip: ......CNN (or whoever the authors originally were) set out right from the start to make a humorous piece: .......Any intelligent answers to their questions would have ended up on the cutting room floor.

I'm fairly certain its not CNN or CNNi, as the guy doing it is I believe an Australian comedian (i've seen other clips where he goes to Utah, goes around to different peoples' houses and tries to convert them to atheisms. Because apparently he's sick of Mormons doing it to him). Anyway if you look at the ticker at the bottom of the screen you'll see that its a fake with some headlines like "Retro-cavemen dress up as monkeys" which slightly irked the anthropologist in me. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Messervy
12-17-2006, 10:38 AM
@ Celeon

Maybe I should move there. It sounds preatty safe if you come to think of it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Well if they choose to bomb your country by mistake the last thing that matters is how they call it, does it? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Wait a minute...according to them we were engaged in that prolonged war.....but...I don`t know anything about it? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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klcarroll
12-17-2006, 12:31 PM
Celeon wrote;

Together we will smash the infidel americans !

Well, .....considering the confused state of some, I wouldn't say such things loudly!...It could mean the end of a brilliant U-boat career!

klcarroll
12-17-2006, 12:36 PM
.......And one other thing:

We're supposed to have Religious Freedom over here! ......I can be an "Infidel" if I want to be! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Messervy
12-17-2006, 12:58 PM
Only as long as your torpedoes don`t run astray. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
No vriendly feuer is to be tolerated in U-bootwaffe.
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comanderFritz
12-17-2006, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Celeon999:
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Send that map to these guys here .

They need it badly ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

American people answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_fd5spmRtA)

wow im glad were not all that stupid. i got a 98% in geografy class


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baggygreen
12-17-2006, 05:00 PM
that was the clip i was gonna have a look for celeon, well spotted mate!

"commie" news network? nah mate, its called the chasers news network. They created a bit of a fun news show, which has since become the chasers war on everything. Thats what it is, irreverent humour aimed at lightening moods.

Yeh, sure, they cut out the answers where people actually knew they were being set up - who cares?!? the point of it was to give a laugh, and down here, they certainly did!

Take a look through youtube for videos of the chaser's war on everything, theres some brilliant stuff on there.

klcarroll
12-18-2006, 06:50 AM
........And in the spirit of the original video, I have a question:

Why do they keep calling us "InFidel" Americans??? ....No one I know has even been to Cuba!

Messervy
12-18-2006, 08:09 AM
Still better InFidel than InCubated. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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klcarroll
12-18-2006, 08:35 AM
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Very Good!