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Dominicrigg
09-23-2005, 12:21 PM
I just tried the single mission where you have to sink the task force with the carrier guadalcanal. Well what a stupid mission, they could have warned me that i start in the middle of them all lol.

Scope up, "Arggg destroyer" scope down, ping ping uhhh im in the ****...

Lol then the next 20 minutes trying to survive, well when i surfaced after a pounding i found this creature staring at me from the front of the boat :

http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/6015/monsters6wn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Whats going on there then? Is he a cockney chimeny sweep mary poppins?

Freaky, i also had the freaky scarecrow crew morph thing. That seriously freaks me out, anyone else had that?

Kaleun1961
09-23-2005, 12:25 PM
At least your guys have their sou'westers and wellies! Mine come up on watch duty in an Atlantic gale wearing their dinner jackets.

That is one freaky lookin' dude. I think he's PO'd that you nearly got his butt killed.

Kaleun1961
09-23-2005, 12:26 PM
Or maybe he was doing an Al Jolson impersonation when he got called to the bridge.

Dominicrigg
09-23-2005, 12:27 PM
lol i thought maybe no one likes him and they put boot polish on his binocs lmao.

ILikePortillos
09-23-2005, 12:29 PM
I also like the one where you tell your watch officer to open fire on any aircraft, then he goes back to searching the horizon, while his face comes off and just hangs there.

Kaleun1961
09-23-2005, 12:34 PM
I think my WO is secretly in love with me. I put him up there; when I come up to take a look around, he is not scanning the horizon, he is just standing there, binoculars in his left hand, gazing lovingly into my eyes like a lovesick puppy.

Dominicrigg
09-23-2005, 12:36 PM
lol the first time i saw that i freaked out! Serioulsy, i found it messed with my head. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif didnt like the face morphing thing. It even happened in the boat once with the nav i think it was, even freakier in confined quarters http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Dominicrigg
09-23-2005, 12:41 PM
Here are my crew doing their freaky scarecrow impressions early in the morning.

If you can get onto deck fast enough you catch them at it!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4327/aliens1ts.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Freaks...

Kaleun1961
09-23-2005, 01:22 PM
So funny... love those pics, Dom. I can only think of that line from one of those thriller movies about aliens, a little girl stares into the TV while chanting, "They're heeeeeere."

That guy next to the flak gun, it looks his head is coming off at the neck. You've got one freaky, freaky crew. I recommend an exorcism.

bunkerratt
09-23-2005, 01:36 PM
lmmfao...man..i thought i was the only one here that was tripping...i also like it when the binoculars hover in mid air....

Maj_Solo
09-23-2005, 02:01 PM
They been smoking diesel again ......

U107Wolff
09-23-2005, 05:00 PM
Whahaha, he got Hannibal the Cannibal on board. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Gunnersman
09-23-2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Kaleun1961:
I think my WO is secretly in love with me. I put him up there; when I come up to take a look around, he is not scanning the horizon, he is just standing there, binoculars in his left hand, gazing lovingly into my eyes like a lovesick puppy.

Well...months out at sea without a woman around can do that to a guy....so I hear.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

V-MAN2404
09-23-2005, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Dominicrigg:
Here are my crew doing their freaky scarecrow impressions early in the morning.

If you can get onto deck fast enough you catch them at it!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4327/aliens1ts.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Freaks...

The one on the top right looks like Wayne Rooney

jmuhlman
09-23-2005, 08:53 PM
yeah, the freaky scarcrow thing...that scared the heck out of me the first time I came up out of the hatch and saw my crew doing it. I thought maybe this is some british secret weapon?!?!
sometimes I'll have just one crewmember doing the insane two headed arms out zombie dance.
I always imagine him yelling "I'm the king of the worlddddddddd!!!!!!!"

Maj_Solo
09-23-2005, 09:59 PM
no the last one is Chi Gong......

Dominicrigg
09-24-2005, 04:08 AM
lol wayne rooney. If i have him on board he is going to be used as a decoy out of the torpedo tube, if they did it or not back in those days!

DarkOmen13
09-24-2005, 07:56 PM
Well i had a new one today.
I've never had anything odd happen before, just heard about them.
My watch crew developed green faces, like someone was shining a green light in their faces.
Maybe it was the weather? Maybe they all sea sick? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Seepferd
09-25-2005, 12:05 AM
You may have the Wolfman on your boat but I've got the Invisible man. Watch crew spotted a ship so I send the deck gun crew and flak gunner up and I go to the bridge to look around and I have no flak gunner but just a helmet floating behind the gun. To bad I don't know how to post pictures or I'd put it up here. Must have something to do with the full moon in the game. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Dominicrigg
09-25-2005, 02:57 AM
lol guys, seepford go to http://www.imageshack.us you dont need to sign up. Just browse to the folder the pictures are in, host them and then paste the forum link in a post.

A good thing to do before then is to open the picture with windows paint, make it 80% size in both directions and then save it as a jpg. This makes it much faster to load on da interweb.

I had a freaky experience last night, i was shelling a ship in the dark and it suddenly glowed green, like it had a forcefield!! (Could have been my brain...) and then went as fast as it had happened. It was one of those movie moments when you slap yourself and check what you are drinking lmao.

Baldricks_Mate
09-25-2005, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by Kaleun1961:
I think my WO is secretly in love with me. I put him up there; when I come up to take a look around, he is not scanning the horizon, he is just standing there, binoculars in his left hand, gazing lovingly into my eyes like a lovesick puppy.

Its not the watch officer I'm worried about...next time look at the watch crew as you leave port...I am sure they are plotting mutiny.

And on MY boat too!

My WO's mouth glows bright red at night. But he's possessed anyway, keeps going AWOL from the bridge at odd times for no apparent reason.

The green glowing thing is just an inversion layer of swamp gas reflecting off the light from Venus...I learned that from watching M.I.B http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Maj_Solo
09-25-2005, 05:27 AM
green faces ..... I tell u, it is the diesel again ...... but .... I have also read a top secret report saying they might be eating the mold on the bread, this is also the suspected cause of sudden blindness and deafness as the toxic spreads into the nerve system.... and they cannot find their own bed and end up sitting on the floor screaming like babies ..... naval medicine is an interesting subject .......

Baldricks_Mate
09-25-2005, 07:17 AM
Ahhh...that explains the sonar man's (boy) voice, or lack there of.

But that green halo thing is a bit Stephen King or Startrek. I was sure it was phaser fire from the Klingons off the starboard bow.

Seepferd
09-25-2005, 11:17 AM
Okay, first time trying this

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/750/crew1vm.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Now lets see if we can see the Invisible man?

Seepferd
09-25-2005, 11:22 AM
Thanks Dominicrigg, first time I've ever posted a picture, you may have created a monster now.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif j/k, I've always been a little twisted to begain with.

Dominicrigg
09-25-2005, 11:46 AM
Hahah cool as, i have not had that happen yet http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lots of things still to look forward to then!

Maj_Solo
09-26-2005, 03:44 AM
The last one is what you do with dead AAA gunners, u know ordinary soldiers stick the rifle bayonette first into ground and hang helmet on rifle, here we hang helmet on on the gun and throw the gunners minced remains overboard. Next AAA gunner picks up and reuses helmet.


If the Klingons or any federatoin starship is time traveling here and leaving traces behind then that is wrong. They are not allowed to do that. We need to tell them to be more careful.

doug.d
09-26-2005, 04:20 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Y'all are playing Spooky Hunter III, or is there a Pirates of Das Boot mod? Fortunately my boats have not been haunted so far. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ILikePortillos
09-26-2005, 09:43 PM
This isn't as creepy as those other examples, but I've always got a kick out of this one.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/ILikePortillos/Friedrich%20Weiss/PassingTime6-5-1941.jpg

It makes me want to say "Alright, knock if off you two! You keep that up and we're gonna run into an island or something you idiots!"

Dominicrigg
09-27-2005, 02:20 AM
lol the poor guys are bored! Let them have a little fun http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Achtungbaby1976
09-27-2005, 04:14 AM
I've had the weird green glow thing happen to me as well. I wonder if the ships contain some strange kind of chemical in containers that leak a green gas when the ship is hit.

Those Allies. Experimenting with chemical weapons again. Can't trust them!

Maj_Solo
09-27-2005, 06:32 AM
they never play by the rules we have set up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

BlitzPig_Rivet
09-27-2005, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by Dominicrigg:
Here are my crew doing their freaky scarecrow impressions early in the morning.

If you can get onto deck fast enough you catch them at it!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4327/aliens1ts.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Freaks...

Nah Dom. It's nothing to do with scarecrows. They've just learnt that the grid they've been sent to is a particularly well defended one.

They're doing aircraft impressions and singing the Dambusters theme. It's an omen. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif