View Full Version : Jokes

07-27-2005, 12:41 AM
so i wanderd could people post their favorite jokes here so we all can have a laugh well heres mine

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

07-27-2005, 12:57 AM
not appropriate, dude... you'd better pick a different "favorite joke" unless you want this to be editted... and trust me, that would ruin the joke.

07-27-2005, 01:35 AM
how do you make a cat go WOOF?

answer: pour gas on the cat, light a match, and set the cat on fire. WOOF!