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polak5
12-18-2007, 03:14 PM
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7630/picture2gb5.jpg

han freak solo
12-18-2007, 03:37 PM
With a bit of wine, the swine is mine. http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

leitmotiv
12-18-2007, 04:28 PM
"Well, I thought she was a pig, but I was so drunk I didn't know how right I was. The child support is killing me."

Fork-N-spoon
12-18-2007, 10:54 PM
Who did the original captioning of this one photo that was with a bunch of like photos? Does anybody else remember the Russians shooting a pig into the air with a big rocket? That one was hilarious!

Fork-N-spoon
12-18-2007, 11:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/bolillo_quemado/sovietdog.jpg

Free Daiichidoku! He's being held Kaptive in the People's Republik of Kanada w/o Internet!

Ratsack
12-18-2007, 11:30 PM
This is a still from a Russian satirical movie, taking the p1ss out of the Soviet-era space race. It has these guys getting the pig drunk on some Georgian wine, jamming it in a capsule in its little G-suit, and firing the whole contraption out of a mortar.

cheers,
Ratsack

GreyFox5
12-18-2007, 11:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/GreyFox5/IL2%20Screenshots/picture2gb5_1.jpg

knightflyte
12-19-2007, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by polak5:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7630/picture2gb5.jpg



Early American Football. Of course now the game is played with a pigskin and laces. The wine changed to Iron City Beer and was served to the fans. (Football was ugly in the early days)

Jagdgeschwader2
12-19-2007, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by polak5:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7630/picture2gb5.jpg
Each troll is hand fed here at the Ubizoo.

http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jagdgeschwader2s3.jpg

Mysticpuma2003
12-19-2007, 02:46 AM
Ilya: "Honestly Igor....it's just as fast as Rohypnol....and we can Pork sandwich in the morning too!"

Igor: "Oh, so that's what you meant when you said take her home for a Roasting!"

willyvic
12-19-2007, 03:43 AM
We shall call him Blitzpig Voskhod!


WV

stugumby
12-19-2007, 07:47 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif
Damn drunken swine isnt fit to fly, give him another shot and send him up.

All of the 3 little pigs developed problems, after the big bad wulfs huffing and puffing, the blowing of the house down was the last straw.

Breeze147
12-19-2007, 08:34 AM
Goebbels, in briefing the German High Command: "As you can see, Mein Stumpenfuehers, the Bolsheviks are literally f'ing pigs!!!

T_O_A_D
12-19-2007, 09:14 AM
El what a handsom son you have there, thirtsy little bugger too. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

DrHerb
12-19-2007, 10:07 AM
"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing, from a thread, no he cant, he's a pig. Look out here comes a spider piiiiiiig."

I got nuthin http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Pluto8742
12-19-2007, 10:11 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/RocketDog/2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/RocketDog/3.jpg

Cheers,

P8.

GreyFox5
12-19-2007, 10:25 AM
Pig in space!!!

http://www.vikingsinspace.nl/UserFiles/Image/Pigs%20In%20Space.jpg

Taylortony
12-19-2007, 11:38 AM
So he must be a Trottsky http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

IDF_Raam
12-19-2007, 01:32 PM
I see what you mean - 2 very odd looking guys...

"4 yeas away from home are really too much"

jetsetsam
12-19-2007, 01:39 PM
Orson Welles: "No swine will be served before it's primed".

BrotherVoodoo
12-19-2007, 05:31 PM
I'm pretty sure this is how they make pickled pigs feet...

knightflyte
12-20-2007, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by polak5:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7630/picture2gb5.jpg



Ahhhh Stanislaw. If we feed our niece good and strong she'll grow up to be a democratic frontrunner for President of USA.

TheGozr
12-20-2007, 04:10 PM
They probably think that they did saved an English pilot... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif... from a froggy point of view...

Dance
12-20-2007, 04:15 PM
and they called him Yeltsin http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

LEXX_Luthor
12-20-2007, 04:48 PM
Just a little more? Good, good. Yea, you know, we need a rear gunner on our next mission. You would do this? Here. Good, good.

leitmotiv
12-20-2007, 04:48 PM
Caption this (note the bottle of booze):

http://www.flintshire.gov.uk/icons/jpg/images/ph-09-0034-w.jpg

LEXX_Luthor
12-20-2007, 04:51 PM
On long missions, the co-pilot could use a Field Mod as well.

Dance
12-20-2007, 05:43 PM
If we could drop the barrel of brandy at the right altitude, with enough backspin, who knows what it would do.

knightflyte
12-20-2007, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
Caption this (note the bottle of booze):

http://www.flintshire.gov.uk/icons/jpg/images/ph-09-0034-w.jpg


Ned: I thought the starter motors were automatic.

Ted: They are. They automatically start when you pull the starter cord.

Annie: What's the bottle for?

Ted looking back: Oh that? It's insentive to pull hard.



(yeah, I know. I'm trying too hard)

polak5
12-21-2007, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Pluto8742:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/RocketDog/2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/RocketDog/3.jpg

Cheers,

P8.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif awesome