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Taylortony
02-27-2007, 05:20 PM
Ok may be not lol

http://cupcate.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c2251f58b7549d00d10a7beb598bfa.html

Copperhead310th
02-27-2007, 05:50 PM
Rolf. lol

"Everyone know your a dity lil tart" lol

think that's bad. I've got it beat. My EX. emphasis on the word ex. got caught in the act by her Unlce. Which is where the ex part comes in. Her mothers sister was in the hospital with Cancer, on her death bed.. So she, the kids, & her mother go up to the hospital. (northern part of the stae, about 3 hours away) to be with her mothers family while her aunt passes.

While sh'e downstairs out side the hospital smoking, she meets this guy, some how they wind up back up stairs in the intensive care unit waiting room together, mean while down the hall her Aunt Bess has died. So guess what Aunt Bess's husband Joe finds when he openes the the waiting room door......that's right, my Wife (Common Law btw) ridding this guy like he's a Freaking Harley-Davidson @ a biker rally & she's Hell bent for leather. Yup right there on the floor of the waiting room.
Her stepfather finally told me a few weeks latter. Thus ended a 5 year relationship and cauzse me to loose my step kids, the youngest of whom (Heather) i had rasied since she was a month old.

But hey that's what i get for shaking up with a Nympho. Oh yeah its AWSOME at 1st. but then when you realise she has to have it 4-6 times a DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY 52 weeks a year. it almost becomes a second job. And trust me guys, i love getting as much as anyone, but daaamn. After a a 10-12 hour work day, and the 3-4 "perfomances" a night and one EVERY SINGLE morning. It'll gte old really quiick. and after 5 years i was a wore out puppy. So i knew what she was. and when daddy stoped giving it to her like she likeed it....she found it elsewhere.
Sweet and nice when i met her, but 6 months after she moved in the honeymoon was over.

dity lil tart would be a flttering compliment to her.

MEGILE
02-27-2007, 06:33 PM
teh pwned

fake, but funny.

Badsight-
02-27-2007, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Taylortony:
Ok may be not lol

http://cupcate.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c2251f58b7549d00d10a7beb598bfa.html http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif that was awesome

F0_Dark_P
02-28-2007, 05:05 AM
LOL hilarious http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

btw Copperhead310th sorry mate, i know how that feels http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif , being unfaithful is the worst ***ing thing you can be in a relationship...

JG52Karaya-X
02-28-2007, 05:48 AM
Now that was really high class http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

tigertalon
02-28-2007, 05:50 AM
Now that's a pwnage. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Breeze147
02-28-2007, 05:59 AM
Hey, Copper, was her name Rhonda by any chance?

mllaneza
02-28-2007, 11:51 AM
Or perhaps Michelle ?

Warrington_Wolf
02-28-2007, 02:28 PM
Priceless
You could almost hear the ke-ching sound when the DJ told her how much the ring was worth.

On a similar note.
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/191

ratchet1961
02-28-2007, 07:15 PM
Now thats class on live tv, still can`t help feeling she still might not have got message, she could be a bunny boiler.

Lucius_Esox
02-28-2007, 11:39 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

rofolol,,, best I've heard, brilliant! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

smokincrater
03-01-2007, 01:20 AM
Theres an expression that was popular in Australia some years back And I think I should use it now.

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A REAL BARSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Copperhead310th
03-01-2007, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Breeze147:
Hey, Copper, was her name Rhonda by any chance?
Close. it was Linda.

RAF74_Raptor
03-02-2007, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
Rolf. lol

"Everyone know your a dity lil tart" lol

think that's bad. I've got it beat. My EX. emphasis on the word ex. got caught in the act by her Unlce. Which is where the ex part comes in. Her mothers sister was in the hospital with Cancer, on her death bed.. So she, the kids, & her mother go up to the hospital. (northern part of the stae, about 3 hours away) to be with her mothers family while her aunt passes.

While sh'e downstairs out side the hospital smoking, she meets this guy, some how they wind up back up stairs in the intensive care unit waiting room together, mean while down the hall her Aunt Bess has died. So guess what Aunt Bess's husband Joe finds when he openes the the waiting room door......that's right, my Wife (Common Law btw) ridding this guy like he's a Freaking Harley-Davidson @ a biker rally & she's Hell bent for leather. Yup right there on the floor of the waiting room.
Her stepfather finally told me a few weeks latter. Thus ended a 5 year relationship and cauzse me to loose my step kids, the youngest of whom (Heather) i had rasied since she was a month old.

But hey that's what i get for shaking up with a Nympho. Oh yeah its AWSOME at 1st. but then when you realise she has to have it 4-6 times a DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY 52 weeks a year. it almost becomes a second job. And trust me guys, i love getting as much as anyone, but daaamn. After a a 10-12 hour work day, and the 3-4 "perfomances" a night and one EVERY SINGLE morning. It'll gte old really quiick. and after 5 years i was a wore out puppy. So i knew what she was. and when daddy stoped giving it to her like she likeed it....she found it elsewhere.
Sweet and nice when i met her, but 6 months after she moved in the honeymoon was over.

dity lil tart would be a flttering compliment to her.


D**n