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DrHerb
12-21-2006, 07:09 PM
she scored me this........ god i love her, she understands all she needs to make her man happy is to get him a bottle of scotch (12 year old Glenfiddich and expensive computer parts)http://www.ncix.com/products/index.php?sku=22044&vpn=sa...manufacture=SAPPHIRE (http://www.ncix.com/products/index.php?sku=22044&vpn=sapphire1950&manufacture=SAPPHIRE)<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Esel1964
12-21-2006, 07:34 PM
You're a lucky man indeed,congrats. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

VW-IceFire
12-21-2006, 07:34 PM
Ahhh very nice. And a pretty good card too as I have been reading!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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ShaK.
12-21-2006, 07:45 PM
Listen to me very close. Your girlfriend does not love you. That card is no good. The good news here is I can save your relationship. Mail me the card and I'll send you my 9800 pro. Its a much better card. She wont know you traded and you'll be able to forgive her for her mistake. hey... Your welcome, I do what I can.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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DrHerb
12-21-2006, 08:20 PM
LOL Shak, i already have a 9800 pro, thats gonna be my backup vidcard...... BUSTED!!!!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Wow, it's like I died and went to heaven, then God realized it wasn't my time yet, so He sent me back to a brewery."

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BillyTheKid_22
12-21-2006, 09:47 PM
Very NICE!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Esel1964
12-21-2006, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by ShaK.:
Listen to me very close. Your girlfriend does not love you. That card is no good. The good news here is I can save your relationship. Mail me the card and I'll send you my 9800 pro. Its a much better card. She wont know you traded and you'll be able to forgive her for her mistake. hey... Your welcome, I do what I can.

Brilliant!I'm disappointed in myself for not thinking of that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/DMFesel/200px-Bomber.jpg

Lyrics from Naked Raygun's "Rat Patrol".
"What we need to take control,we could use the Rat Patrol.What's that coming over the dune?...
Chasing the halftracks across the sandflats,got a nice pine box,for that desert fox,machine guns blaring,and Arabs staring wondering why,the Westerners are there.It's the same old story,and it'll happen again."

Treetop64
12-21-2006, 10:07 PM
Um, she got any like-minded friends or sisters? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Bremspropeller
12-22-2006, 01:10 AM
This thread is worthless w/o any pics http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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madsarmy
12-22-2006, 01:13 AM
Just remember to install Card before you install the Glenfiddich. Get it in the wrong order & the Consequences could be horrific.

I got myself a bottle of Balvenie 12year old doublewood for Christmas day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif
http://www.balvenie.com/range/index.html<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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DrHerb
12-22-2006, 04:46 PM
http://img.ncix.com/images/22044_F.jpg

Heres what its gonna look like, still waiting for the courier<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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johnnyB21990
12-22-2006, 05:15 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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SidCheshire
12-22-2006, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by madsarmy:
Just remember to install Card before you install the Glenfiddich. Get it in the wrong order & the Consequences could be horrific.

I got myself a bottle of Balvenie 12year old doublewood for Christmas day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif
http://www.balvenie.com/range/index.html

Lol, so true....correct installation is critical.

I'm not comparing, but, it's not yet Christmas...my wedding anniversary is tomorrow...I have some Saitek pedals at my feet and a 1 litre bottle of "Famous Grouse" at my side...both courtesy of my wife as early Christmas presents..Yowsaaaah

Correction..looking at the time, it's now my wedding anniversary. I'm now going to wake her...ummm...maybe not....<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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carguy_
12-22-2006, 07:26 PM
Howdy!!!SHIFT+F1 LOL!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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dugong
12-22-2006, 07:39 PM
Uh-oh. Now you have to marry her. The exchange rate for a Kicka** video card is at least 1.5 carats.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c240/hippydog/SIG2.jpg

EiZ0N
12-22-2006, 07:57 PM
Awesome, I have this VERY SAME card.

Well, actually, the neighbours have it. I was out today, and it was delivered there. Bastards, they better be in tomorrow.

DrHerb
12-22-2006, 08:08 PM
The DeBeers jewlers commercials slogan was "Diamonds are forever", they then changed it to "Diamonds, Render her speechless"........heck, why dont they just say it out loud......."Diamonds, that oughta shut her up........for five minutes!"<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

"Wow, it's like I died and went to heaven, then God realized it wasn't my time yet, so He sent me back to a brewery."

"I play while you are at work so I nail your wife and then kick the dog. They both love it." Breeze147


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dugong
12-22-2006, 09:46 PM
Of course I was just kidding DrHerb. I have a wonderful wife who was a wonderful girlfriend before that - otherwise she would not be my wife. She loves blowing stuff up, driving, and shooting on the PS2. She is not much into PC games though. I bought her Oregon Trail once. She played it for awhile. She does buy me most of the computer stuff I ask for on my birthday and xmas and such. In fact, I am hoping she had the resources to score me the 1946 add on.

Enjoy the card! Fingers crossed for 1946 . . .<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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DuxCorvan
12-23-2006, 02:43 PM
My girlfriend sux. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Neuromant
12-24-2006, 09:10 AM
You are lucky man then Dux http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif