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XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 01:44 PM
Subject: European unifying language determined

The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility. As part of the
negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and
has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would
become known as "Euro-English".



In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
"k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards
kan have one letter less.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of
the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer,
ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali *** tru. Zen ve
vil rul ze world!!!

XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 01:44 PM
Subject: European unifying language determined

The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility. As part of the
negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and
has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would
become known as "Euro-English".



In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
"k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards
kan have one letter less.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of
the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer,
ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza.

Ze drem of a united urop vil finali *** tru. Zen ve
vil rul ze world!!!

XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 01:53 PM
vay of topik - LOL

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XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 02:01 PM
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XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 02:05 PM
Another (very) oldy but goody!

I'd never join a club that would have ME as a member!!.

XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 03:06 PM
Oldie... but still makes me laff!

Tedious unoriginal philosophical statement the PITH of which is lost in repetition.

XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 03:16 PM
vy vas i able to read that with no problem /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

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XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 05:44 PM
I hope your joking

XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 06:22 PM
uhm... right...

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XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 10:03 PM
HA!HA! BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT LANGUAGE PROBLEMS COME TO SPAIN WHERE WE HAVE ONE "NATIONAL" LANGUAGE Y 6 OFFICIAL DIALECTS....(7 IF YOU INCLUDE ANDALUCIA-I DO AS NOT EVEN I UNDERSTAND THEM)....STOP COMPLAINING YOU BRITS AND WELCOME TO EUROPE...!!

XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 10:09 PM
maria1 wrote:
- HA!HA! BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT LANGUAGE
- PROBLEMS COME TO SPAIN WHERE WE HAVE ONE "NATIONAL"
- LANGUAGE Y 6 OFFICIAL DIALECTS....(7 IF YOU INCLUDE
- ANDALUCIA-I DO AS NOT EVEN I UNDERSTAND
- THEM)....STOP COMPLAINING YOU BRITS AND WELCOME TO
- EUROPE...!!
-


6 dialects?

Dialects of what? Are you gonna tell me Catalan or Euskara are dialects of Spanish? Lol!

Catalan is an entire different language, Euskara is not even an indo-european language. Go figure...

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XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 10:13 PM
maria1 wrote:
- HA!HA! BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT LANGUAGE
- PROBLEMS COME TO SPAIN WHERE WE HAVE ONE "NATIONAL"
- LANGUAGE Y 6 OFFICIAL DIALECTS....(7 IF YOU INCLUDE
- ANDALUCIA-I DO AS NOT EVEN I UNDERSTAND
- THEM)....STOP COMPLAINING YOU BRITS AND WELCOME TO
- EUROPE...!!

you know almost all languages have several dialects, that are most likely accepted in the dictonary?
in germany i.e. there are many words for small breads.
just a few: Br├┬Âtchen, Semmel, Schrippe, Kipf, Wecke...
so every language has problems with itself.
just see what Broandlgamer sometimes writes. thats german, too, but bavarian. i can hardly understand it sometimes.
err i guess i took the bait...

XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 11:22 PM
Kol zat waz very funy .

Ze best iz zat Kiljoy wil now be able to say YER as zit vil be a rael vord .


By the 4th>>>>> yer <<<peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with"z" and "w" with "v".


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XyZspineZyX
10-03-2003, 11:36 PM
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif That's great....

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