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LeadSpitter_
06-01-2005, 06:03 PM
Your donations have purchased oleg a new car.

http://www.funnypics.cc/uploads/1115289907.jpg

thanks for the donations http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jasko76
06-01-2005, 06:06 PM
Nice one!

Rear end of a Skoda and the front of a...?

MEGILE
06-01-2005, 06:07 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

It's a step down from the Benz though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

GuNzABlaZiN
06-01-2005, 06:09 PM
Well, the rear is probably a former-Trabant or a Skoda, but the front? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

tigertalon
06-01-2005, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by GuNzABlaZiN:
Well, the rear is probably a former-Trabant or a Skoda, but the front? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Rear is Skoda.

Check right door - seem to be from front part, not from Skoda like left door, lol.

Dolemite-
06-01-2005, 06:17 PM
That must be one of those new hybrid cars. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

spitfire22287
06-01-2005, 06:35 PM
That must be one of those new hybrid cars.

LOL!!

blakduk
06-01-2005, 06:39 PM
I think the front is from an old Datsun?

Either way, i think its undermodelled, i'm sure it will bleed E too much, the supercharger doesnt kick in at the right altitude....

Gibbage1
06-01-2005, 06:50 PM
I think its totally overmodeled.

Maple_Tiger
06-01-2005, 07:35 PM
That vehical confuses me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

JG5_UnKle
06-01-2005, 07:37 PM
Us brits would call that a "Cut & Shut" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

CUJO_1970
06-01-2005, 07:39 PM
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Bearcat99
06-01-2005, 09:20 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

Ill be cracking up every time I see that in my mind...LOL... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

WWTharn
06-01-2005, 09:26 PM
Is the muffler suppose to be outside the left rear tire like that?

ingenious way of venting exhaust heat i guess.

faustnik
06-01-2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by WWTharn:
Is the muffler suppose to be outside the left rear tire like that?

ingenious way of venting exhaust heat i guess.

It adds thrust similar to the method used in piston engined aircraft. With that modification it raises top speeds to 34.7kph at 110% throttle. Overheat occurs after 3.4 seconds though at that boost level.

Stackhouse25th
06-01-2005, 09:57 PM
i want to see an airplane like this. Maybe a Air Bus double decker and a 747?

wayno7777
06-01-2005, 10:16 PM
I see they couldn't find a Yugo....
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

3.JG51_BigBear
06-01-2005, 10:28 PM
I bet it gets great gas mileage, and the larger rear tires really give it a racy look. Its still better than what I'm driving.

Frequent_Flyer
06-01-2005, 11:38 PM
Nice two-tone finish, its a looker !

jurinko
06-01-2005, 11:50 PM
yeah, Skoda 120s butt!

Old_Canuck
06-01-2005, 11:59 PM
It was designed by Alphonse W. Berdwick according to my odd car lexicon.

woofiedog
06-02-2005, 12:01 AM
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WTE_Ibis
06-02-2005, 02:21 AM
Front is Datsun 120Y without the standard gun pods.

SeaNorris
06-02-2005, 02:50 AM
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Monson74
06-02-2005, 02:54 AM
Nice! & there is room for the much needed reargunner http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

x6BL_Brando
06-02-2005, 02:59 AM
I would guess the muffler adaptation might be quite sensible.....to stop it getting knocked off over icy ruts? Neat to park as well I guess, being shorter than the average bear http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Like Unk says, we call 'em 'cut & shuts' here....or ringers. Ringer is slang for 'look-alike'.....or something that's been changed to look like something else....it comes from the expression 'ringing the changes'. Accurate copies are called 'dead ringers'.

It's totally illegal here - it's a practice done by criminals who join two wrecks together, spray the result over and then sell the result. Just because they tend to fall in half at the first impact! It used to be quite a popular con...but the police and the courts are very heavy on it these days and the practice has dried up.

Art-J
06-02-2005, 03:15 AM
Side exhaust! Like on old Trans Am musclecars! My bet is, this is a special designed high performance vehicle for T/A racing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif You need more proofs? Look: it even has bigger rear tyres, and a nice spoiler at the back, everything is there! Be sure! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Nasty beast on wheels, I'd like to take it for a ride...

JamesBlonde888
06-02-2005, 03:36 AM
Front end is from a Corrolla I SWEAR!

JG301_nils
06-02-2005, 03:49 AM
If you study the picture closely the right side of the car is different from the left. Look at how the big bar supporting the left door is missing on the right hand side.
This is a car you truly never get tired of. You discover new stuff every day http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
So... if the front is a Datsun 120Y, there should be another engine present in the front, The Do-335 of the open roads.
A real looker!

Lucius_Esox
06-02-2005, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by JG5_UnKle:
Us brits would call that a "Cut & Shut" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Lol, I'm a Brit JG5 and I would call it a bit of s**t

Capt._Tenneal
06-02-2005, 07:46 AM
I see you have found one of the unlockable prize cars of Gran Turismo 4 ! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

FOKite
06-02-2005, 10:53 AM
Thats not a new car. Its the good bits left over from his original two! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

tjaika1910
06-02-2005, 12:35 PM
LOL.

Nicely done, I first thought it was something from the real world, but by a closer look it seems to be some photoshop fun.

NorrisMcWhirter
06-02-2005, 01:52 PM
Hi,

Well, the front is certainly not a 190 as you can see out of the window http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Worse still is that I used to own that car back in 1989. I had to do a spot of welding on it but otherwise it was a good runner.

Cheers,
Norris

Capt.England
06-02-2005, 03:43 PM
a bit OT here but I once knew a chap who owned an Skoda 120 body shell put onto an Ford Escort RS 1600 Chassis! He had to get the car passed as a kit car/ home built special before it was legal, but after 3 years work got it passed. It looked standard except for an couple of inches in length, and had a small body kit on it that made it look like a sad boy racer car. The fun we had against XR2's and XR3's in the early 90's http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Call_me_Kanno
06-02-2005, 04:19 PM
Shame on you all. They only got $20 to buy him a new car. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

christopher65
06-03-2005, 02:40 AM
i go with the early toyota corolla theory!!!! do we have to wait 6 months on delivery though??

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JG301_nils
06-03-2005, 05:57 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by christopher65:
i go with the early toyota corolla theory!!!! do we have to wait 6 months on delivery though??
QUOTE]
I'm not so sure about the long delivery, I would assume if you ask Oleg, he'll give it to you instantly, I wondered about getting one of these myself (for my wife, or preferably a second hand tank)

SeaNorris
06-04-2005, 05:04 AM
This is it really http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~gdegroat/Car%20Pictures/BMW_7_Series_2003_Modified.jpg

cmw1980
06-04-2005, 08:18 AM
Oleg should get some max power stickers and go faster stripes for it. Also, some mean speakers in the boot for playing loud gangsta rap!!! A real chick magnet! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif
or would that be chav magnet?... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

CTO88
06-04-2005, 09:50 AM
IMHO the front could be a Yugo Zastava:

http://www.tdolphin.com/fiat128/128%20zastava/zastava128_1.jpg

Skoda 105 Rulez:
200km/ 5 People / landscape: hills/mountains
fuel consumption ---> 3,7 US gal @ 91 octane http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

DuxCorvan
06-04-2005, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Old_Canuck:
It was designed by Alphonse W. Berdwick according to my odd car lexicon.

Long live Alphonse W. Berdwick! (An airbag would help in this purpose.)

fordfan25
06-04-2005, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by JG5_UnKle:
Us brits would call that a "Cut & Shut" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

no you guys would call it uber...iv seen your rides http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif j/k

Skinwehr
06-05-2005, 04:16 PM
Not sure if this belongs in the skinners forum or not. I re-skinned his new ride.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/skinwehr/Olegscar.jpg

Cippacometa
06-06-2005, 06:52 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

The front looks like a late seventies Ford Escort...

Sabla
06-07-2005, 11:09 PM
I like the trunk lid that doubles as an airfoil.

I'd like to see one like this that was built with sliding rails on the side so you could expand and compact it length wise.
You could have a fully enclosed mini-car for bad weather and an open cockpit Chauffer car with a covered rear section!! LOL!

ASM 1
06-08-2005, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by Lucius_Esox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JG5_UnKle:
Us brits would call that a "Cut & Shut" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Lol, I'm a Brit JG5 and I would call it a bit of s**t </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Lol! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif havent been here in ages and this is the first thread I click on LMFAO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

@Skinwehr love the reskin http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif