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p1ngu666
11-18-2004, 11:57 AM
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Oleg just contacted me and explained: There is a very good reason why the patch isn't out yet. Today a horse broke into the office complex and ate all of our back-up servers... later on even the original files on our work-stations were lost due to a HDD crash. It even got worse when all of our programmers rushed out of the office to see Tatu - the russian lesbian band (mostly to see some petting action. Now our alternative plan looks as follows:

Our reserve staff consisting of specially trained office monkeys is trying to reprogramm the patch and upload it to the Ubicrap.com

But they ain't even figured out yet how to start the darn computer so we're all a boundle of nerves at the moment

we also tried some "overclocking" the monkeys to speed the working process by administering "special" bananas that we got from various sources that we won't list in here

gonna post more info on the patch as soon as Oleg or one of his office monkeys decide to gimme a call via the red-telephone <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

paged to me in hl just now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif, i share with community info importantness http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

p1ngu666
11-18-2004, 11:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
Oleg just contacted me and explained: There is a very good reason why the patch isn't out yet. Today a horse broke into the office complex and ate all of our back-up servers... later on even the original files on our work-stations were lost due to a HDD crash. It even got worse when all of our programmers rushed out of the office to see Tatu - the russian lesbian band (mostly to see some petting action. Now our alternative plan looks as follows:

Our reserve staff consisting of specially trained office monkeys is trying to reprogramm the patch and upload it to the Ubicrap.com

But they ain't even figured out yet how to start the darn computer so we're all a boundle of nerves at the moment

we also tried some "overclocking" the monkeys to speed the working process by administering "special" bananas that we got from various sources that we won't list in here

gonna post more info on the patch as soon as Oleg or one of his office monkeys decide to gimme a call via the red-telephone <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

paged to me in hl just now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif, i share with community info importantness http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

triggerhappyfin
11-18-2004, 12:00 PM
Now there is no more reasons against getting horses into IL-2. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

We need to shoot some of those buggers http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

JG52Uther
11-18-2004, 12:08 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Thought you had just got back from a ban http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

faustnik
11-18-2004, 12:13 PM
Phew...I read that too fast and saw "Russian Lesbians banned"...got me really worried for a minute.

So, where's the patch?

Sir.Robin-1337
11-18-2004, 12:18 PM
That can't be true. You cannot type that much into the pager.

KaRaYa-X
11-18-2004, 12:23 PM
You can... by typing 3 seperate messages...



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bird_brain
11-18-2004, 12:39 PM
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Kasdeya
11-18-2004, 12:42 PM
You crack me up P1ngu. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Taylortony
11-18-2004, 05:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by triggerhappyfin:
Now there is no more reasons against getting horses into IL-2. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

We need to shoot some of those buggers http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


bring back the Deers from WW2 Fighters or what ever the Janes one was, i used to enjoy wasting their pretty little frolliking asses as they skipped merrily across my gunsight...... stuff the flak.. ack ack.. tanks and planes, venison was on the menu http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SlickStick
11-18-2004, 08:34 PM
LOL, used to love taking pot shots at Bambi back in WW2 Fighters myself, Taylortony. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I also miss that British pilot screaming, "My crate's been pranged!!!" or "I've got more holes than a bloody collander!!" or thereabouts...it's been a couple of years since I flew that game.

Great post, p1ngu! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

p1ngu666
11-19-2004, 07:59 AM
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i honestly didnt write that btw
just copy and paste http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

KaRaYa-X
11-19-2004, 08:17 AM
P1ngu you COPYCAT! LOL


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